Film Variety: Encountering Xu Hongdou at the beginning

Lin Na shook her head and smiled.

The two girls went to the bar arm in arm.

"Guobao, little 24 gourd."

Feng Lidong smiled helplessly and looked at the two little guys who were doing homework.

"Uncle Dong."

"Uncle."

The two little guys shouted in a sweet voice, then jumped off the stool and ran over.

"You little guy, is Uncle A Dong very old?"

Feng Lidong picked up the two little guys, looked at the little gourd and asked.

"Older than us."

Xiao Gourd replied seriously.

Feng Lidong laughed dumbly, there was nothing wrong with what he said.

He also knew that this little guy was very strange and had his own thoughts.

"Uncle Adong, fly the plane."

Guobao said loudly.

"Haha, okay, come on, let's start the plane."

Feng Lidong held one in his hand and wandered around the courtyard of the cafe.

"Giggle cluck..."

The laughter of the two little guys was clear and loud.

Childish laughter is the best healing medicine in the world.

Played for a while.

Feng Lidong, who was worried that they were dizzy, stopped.

"Uncle Adong, can you teach me my homework? Mom is so fierce every time she teaches me."

Xiao Gourd asked crisply.

"It's not like you, little guy, don't concentrate on your studies."

Feng Lidong nodded her little head lovingly.

Then he carried the two of them back to the desk.

"No, math is very difficult. Can you please stop learning math?"

The little gourd pursed his lips and forced his respect.

"Then how can it be done? You have to eat vegetables and meat when you eat. Eating just one of them is unhealthy, and you won't grow fast."

"Uncle Adong teaches you, he will definitely not be as cruel to you as your mother."

Feng Lidong promised emphatically.

"it is good!"

The two little guys jumped up and down happily.

"Look at what I'm doing. Look at the question."

"Don't look at me, just read the question."

"I have flowers on my face. Why are you always looking at me?"

...

"It's exactly the same question here, honey, but the numbers have been changed. Why can't it be solved?"

"Uncle Adong, don't worry."

"Don't call me Uncle Adong. I don't have an uncle like you. Bah, let's start over."

......

"Mom's height is 165?"

"Millimeters!"

"I...huh~ Look, Uncle A Dong's height is 185 centimeters, and mom's height is 165 centimeters?"

"Meter!"

"Huh! Don't be angry. The child is an angel. He is an angel sent by God. Let's review what millimeters, centimeters and meters are."

......

"What is this word?"

"The capital."

"what about this."

"Go."

"what about this."

"you."

"what about this."

"?"

"Then how do you form a sentence?"

"Your mother is going to the capital."

"Pfft...Thank you, little gourd. I really hope she can go now."

......

"How many people are there in one?"

"2 people?"

"Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong, Junior Brother Sha, and Tang Seng, aren't these four? Why are they two?"

"Because two of them are animals."

......

"The ones place borrows 1 from the tens place."

"Then what if he doesn't borrow it?"

"I... Huh~ Little Hulu, Uncle Adong tells you, he must borrow it today, even if he doesn't want to borrow it, otherwise Uncle Adong will not be happy."

......

"Mom's heart beats 20 times. It takes five hours?"

"Ok!"

"Your mother saves oxygen quite a bit."

......

"My mother is a violent tiger, little gourd, why do you say that about your mother?"

"be honest."

"Then you can't say your mother is like a little princess?"

"The teacher said it was a sentence, not a rumor."

"No, do you know what spreading rumors is?"

"Lying is spreading rumors."

......

"Okay, let's stop here today and go play. Uncle A Dong didn't mean to hurt you."

"Yes, Uncle A Dong is the best."

The two little guys jumped up from their seats.

After offering the rainbow fart, he ran away in a flash.

Feng Lidong pinched Renzhong and sat down on the stool.

He looked at the little guy going away with the eyes of someone who had survived a disaster.

"Hahaha, you made me laugh so hard, how did you hold it back?"

"The sentence is not a rumor. What Xiao Gourd said makes sense."

Xu Hongdou and Xu Hongdou supported each other and lay on the bar with laughter.

The two of them had been laughing for over an hour.

"Puch, A Dong, you are quite patient. How about I send the little gourd to your home and you can teach her to read."

Xie Xiaochun also watched for a long time just now.

"No, sister, I was wrong, I was young, I was arrogant, and I was ignorant."

Feng Lidong, who was still breathing heavily, instantly sat up straight and said like an allegro.

Pushing his hands on his chest, rejection was all over his body.

This sentence has the miraculous effect of making someone sit up in a dying illness.

"Hahaha, I won't watch this year's Spring Festival Gala crosstalk without you two." 950

Xu Hongdou laughed so hard that she held her stomach and burst into tears.

"Nana, give me a cup of hand-ground coffee, triple-strength Americano."

Feng Lidongsheng said helplessly.