"It's not that serious, is it?"
Hu Yifei said eagerly.
"It's not that serious!? You ruined a set of my comics!"
"If I don't punish you, you won't know that I am wise and brave!"
At this moment, Lin Yun, who hurried from next door, shouted loudly.
"Yifei! Leave someone behind!"
Zhang Wei protected his face and said unconvinced.
"I admit my bravery, but wisdom has always been my strength."
"Otherwise, I wouldn't have chosen a career like a lawyer, where I make money based on my wisdom."
Hu Yifei said angrily.
"Really? Have you ever made money with your wisdom?"
Zhang Wei hummed.
"I won five dollars today. I won five dollars today..."
Hu Yifei shouted loudly.
"Zhang Wei, you are looking for death, just flick it!"
Lin Yun rushed forward and clamped Hu Yifei's palm between his fingers.
"Fortunately, I have mastered the art of telepathy!"
"Yifei, a gentleman talks but never strikes..."
Hu Yifei said angrily.
"I am not a gentleman to begin with, I am a woman!"
"I must kill him today."
Zhang Wei hid behind Lin Yun and said forcefully.
"Kill me? I won with my wisdom, why do you kill me?"
Hu Yifei put away her offensive posture and said disdainfully.
"Well, since you think you are very smart, it is necessary for me to test your IQ so that you can get to know yourself again."
"Let's play a game. If you answer my puzzle correctly, I will admit that you are not mentally retarded. And I will lose you an additional 50 yuan."
"But if you lose, I won't kill you, but I will make your life worse than death!"
This string of words only reached Zhang Wei's ears with three words: 50 yuan!
So, regardless of the hints in everyone's eyes, he stepped forward and said.
"Okay! I promise you!".
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"Yifei, just have fun, but make sure you agree in advance that you won't regret it."
"I took an intelligence test at the orphanage, and the director said that if my IQ was minus forty, I would be barely defined as smart!"
Hearing this, Lin Yun sighed and said.
"Zhang Wei, since you are so confident, I won't stop you.~"
"Xinling, Yumo, go get Coca-Cola popcorn, get ready to watch the show!"
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes at Lin Yun, and then said seriously.
"The intelligence tester in your orphanage is not as good as our microwave oven."
"If you lose later, you have to pay me a new set of Detective Conan."
Tang Youyou reminded me kindly from the side.
"Sister Yifei, even if I buy a new set, who will still be the murderer!"
Hu Yifei nodded and said.
"You're right."
"Then discount it!"
Zhang Wei nodded and said,
"A word is settled!"
As soon as the words fell, the two of them sat on the chairs at the same time in perfect harmony.
Lin Yun asked seriously.
"Xinling, please report the observation data!"
Xinling said seriously.
"After data analysis, Yifei's combat power at this time has reached at least [-]!"
Lin Yun then asked.
"What about Zhang Wei?"
Qin Yumo smiled and hugged Lin Yun's shoulders and said,
"Then there's no need to ask, it's time to fight against the five scum!"
Lin Yun nodded seriously and said.
"Yes, the data is very accurate."
At this time, referee Tang Youyou has entered the scene.
Hu Yifei began to announce.
"Time limit is 30 seconds, please listen to the first question!"
"Question, why don't polar bears eat penguins?"
Zhang Wei replied immediately.
"Because polar bears are in the North Pole and penguins are in the South Pole."
Tang Youyou said excitedly.
"Congratulations, you got it!"
Hu Yifei said with a speechless expression.
"Yuyou, whose side are you on?"
Tang Youyou smiled awkwardly and said.
"Sorry, I'm playing an upright referee now, so I'm neutral."
Zhang Wei stretched out his hand proudly and said.
"I got it right, 50 yuan!"
Hu Yifei asked with a confused smile.
"Don't worry, the chips for the next question are one hundred, do you want to play?"
"Think about it, you have already won 55 yuan from me. If you continue to gamble, you will definitely make money without losing money..."
Lin Yun, who was watching the excitement on the side, heard this and said to the two people around him, dumbfounded.
"Yes, once these four words come out, it must be a trap."
Seeing that Zhang Wei was still hesitating, Hu Yifei directly used the provoking method.
"Genius, do you still want to play? If you don't give in, just take your money and leave!"
As soon as Zhang Wei heard this, he immediately replied.
"bring it on!"
Hu Yifei nodded with satisfaction and then asked.
"Okay! Please listen to the second question."
"If Zeng Xiaoxian climbs up a tree to pick melons, he can pick one in one minute, but after picking ten melons every minute, he will accidentally drop two."
"How many can he pick off in a day?"
Zhang Wei said proudly,
"Simple, I'm best at mental arithmetic..."
"Uh...can I request use of a calculator?"
Hu Yifei nodded and signaled Tang Youyou to hand the calculator to Zhang Wei.
After Zhang Wei finished the calculation, he read.
"The answer is, one thousand...one hundred..."
Hu Yifei rushed to answer.
"What you want to say is, one thousand one hundred and fifty two, right?"
Hu Yifei said with a smile.
“Many children also think it’s one thousand, one hundred and fifty-two!”
Zhang Wei cheerfully stretched out his hand and said.
"I won, give me 100 yuan!"
Hu Yifei said with a smile.
"Sorry, the correct answer is zero!"
"First of all, cantaloupes don't grow on trees, and Zeng Xiaoxian's legs are very short, so he can't climb trees at all."
"You should listen to the question carefully. I already said what if at the beginning!"
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