"Actually, in my opinion, this elementary school Chinese teacher should be very conservative."
"After all, every time she replies, she ends with a sideways smile."
"To be able to use such an ancient smile, one must be no less than forty years old."
However, Guangu was so mysterious that he didn't hear what Lin Yun was saying at this moment, but focused entirely on his clothes.
Zhang Wei looked at the hesitant Guan Gu Qi Qi and said.
"Guangu, don't be nervous, you are so handsome, why are you afraid of dying in public?"
Guangu asked curiously.
"What's the way to die by exposure to light?"
Lin Yun explained.
"This is actually a metaphor. People with obvious physical defects can't see their faces when chatting online. As soon as they meet, the fun is over."
"Of course, if you insist on thinking about vampires, I can't stop you..."
Guan Gu magically said while covering his chest.
"But my heart is pounding right now, as if there's a little dinosaur bumping around!"
Zhang Yida said as if he had come before.
"Please, this is online dating, not puppy love."
Guangu Qi Qi 177 said angrily.
"I also wanted to fall in love early, but it's too late."
After saying that, Guangu magically walked back to his room.
Then, Lin Yun and Zhang Wei looked at each other.
Zhang Wei said seriously.
"Do you think that Xiaoman has chest hair?"
Lin Yun frowned and said.
"It's hard to say, but there's a high probability of a foot slam..."
Zhang Wei nodded and said.
“I hope Guangu’s first online date won’t meet someone who will die in public.”
"Otherwise he will be negative for a long time..."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Then you must underestimate Guan Gu, he is not a negative person."
"Whenever he's in a bad mood, he commits suicide in a matter of minutes..."
Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, then sighed.
"Are all islanders so fierce?"
Lin Yun said jokingly.
"Maybe I ate too much sashimi and the bugs got into my brain."
At this moment, Lin Yun's cell phone rang.
Lin Yun took out his cell phone and looked at it, and found that it was a stranger calling.
Lin Yun answered the phone and asked tentatively.
"็ Hello Who are you?"
A male voice came from the phone.
"Your pen name is, I'm not a cockroach, right?"
Lin Yun said doubtfully.
"Yes, it's me. Who are you?"
The man said with a smile.
"I am your former editor Qingyu!"
Lin Yun suddenly realized.
"It turns out it's you. This is really the first time you've taken the initiative to call me."
Qingyu said with a smile.
"Normally, our editors will not contact authors by phone."
"Today is a special situation."
Lin Yun asked curiously.
"Special circumstances? Is there something wrong with my book? Or is there something wrong with the great appointment I signed?"
Qingyu said with a smile.
"It has nothing to do with you, it's my fault."
"I will leave my job in two days and go back to my hometown to get married."
"And you are the only author who has published a book in my hands. I must have a few words with you before I leave."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Congratulations! I wish you two a happy marriage and a son soon."
After the two exchanged pleasantries for a few words, Qingyu took the initiative to speak.
"By the way, I'm calling you today. In addition to saying goodbye, I also want to inform you."
"After I leave, a new editor will take over for you."
"I heard that the editor hasn't graduated from college yet. He came to our company to work part-time and was hired by the boss under unusual circumstances."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Don't worry, I don't do anything else except procrastinate..."
Qingyu said excitedly.
"That's what I'm telling you. Don't delay the manuscript when it's in her hands. She's not as merciful as I am when she urges you to get it started..."
Lin Yun said disapprovingly.
"No matter how powerful she is, she can still come along the network cable and hit me?"
Qingyu said in a serious tone.
"As your former editor, I will give you a piece of advice, never mess with her, otherwise the consequences will be serious...".
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In room 3602 at night.
Zhang Wei looked at the food on the table with a moved expression and said.
"Lin Yun, I love you so much!"
Lin Yun rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei and said.
"If you want to thank me, just thank Xinling. She is afraid that you will not rot for thousands of years after your death..."
Tang Youyou said with a smile while praising Xinling's craftsmanship.
"I'll go downstairs to buy some food tomorrow and learn to cook."
"Otherwise, I'd be embarrassed to always have a meal."
Xin Ling said with a smile.
"It's okay, anyway..."
Qin Yumo interrupted.
"Don't talk, otherwise the lip line will be drawn crookedly..."
Seeing this scene, Zhang Wei asked insinuatingly.
"Lin Yun, is there any secret to this?"
Lin Yun spread his hands and said.
"The trick? Oh..."
"What are you thinking about! What's the trick!"
"Here's a delicious meal! I haven't even had enough food and clothing, and I'm still thinking about lust!"
At this moment, Guan Gu Qingqi walked in from the door dejectedly.
Lin Yun asked curiously.
"Sekiya, how was your date tonight?"
"The reason why you look so dejected is that you died in the light, right?"
Guan Gu magically shook his head and said.
"Of course not, that Xiaoman is very beautiful, very pretty."
Zhang Wei asked curiously.
"Then why are you so decadent? Did you die after seeing the light of day?"
Guangu asked with a magical sigh.
"Do you think I look weird?"
"Or does it look different from normal people?"
Zhang Wei frowned and said.
"Very nice, tall, elegant, and fair."
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