Lu Ziqiao reached out and patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder.
"Zhang Wei, learn Feng Shui when you have time, and occupy a cemetery when you die."
"It can be regarded as making up for the regret of not being able to afford a house during my lifetime."
Lin Yun waved his hand and said.
"Nowadays, cemeteries are more expensive than houses, and burial in coffins is not recommended."
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Hu Yifei nodded and said.
"I can't afford to die, so I'd better live well."
Guan Gu magically suggested.
"You can also buy a container to live in. It's very popular now."
Zhang Wei said angrily.
"Then, when I woke up in the morning, I found that my home had been towed to the salvage yard."
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.
"Let's eat the cake first. After that, it's time to open the gifts!"
After a while, Zhang Wei looked at the gift box in front of him with expectation.
The gift from Hu Yifei was opened first.
A fine old-fashioned razor can be used to shave pigs instead of shaving.
Then came the life-and-death gifts.
A smart, adjustable temperature iron.
A gift from Zeng Xiaoxian.
..
Ten handsome photos with his signature!
A gift from Qin Yumo.
A pair of leather shoes that look pretty good.
Xin Ling's gift is.
A value-for-money shopping card from Jiadele Supermarket.
A gift from Lin Yun.
It is a very delicate looking brooch.
The last box was Lu Ziqiao's birthday gift.
Lu Ziqiao said proudly.
"The gifts you gave are all too vain. You are completely unaware of what Zhang Wei really needs."
Guangu Mingqi said unconvinced.
"I would like to see what gift you prepared for Zhang Wei!"
Lu Ziqiao opened the gift box and placed it in front of everyone.
"This is the gift I prepared for Zhang Wei!"
Lin Yun frowned and said.
"Isn't this the second-hand USB flash drive you bought at the Yifei School's campus auction?"
"If I remember correctly, it cost you five yuan!"
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but complain.
"Lu Ziqiao, you are too stingy!"
Lu Ziqiao raised her hand and said seriously.
"First of all! I don't think your signed photo is worth five yuan!"
"Secondly, you only see the appearance of this USB flash drive, but you don't see the youthful hormones inside!"
Lin Yun said disapprovingly.
“How much can 8G hold?”
Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.
"8G of seeds!"
Zhang Wei hurriedly put the USB flash drive into his pocket and said excitedly.
"Ziqiao, this is really the most valuable gift I have ever received!"
Everyone: "Fuck!" Six.
Chapter 167 Goodbye Sister Shan (please subscribe)
Downstairs bar.
Lin Yun came to Lu Ziqiao who was on the phone and said.
"Zi Qiao, I want to invite you..."
Lu Ziqiao pointed to the phone, signaled Zeng Xiaoxian to wait for a moment, and then continued talking to the phone.
"Karina, do you think I'm brainwashing you?"
"Do you know what this means? Who told you?"
"Oh, your so-called friend? My dear, I tell you, the so-called brainwashing is nonsense."
"Think about it, you are so smart, how could something like this happen to you? This seems to be someone else's trick."
"You are a smart girl, and all your friends are single. They are jealous of you. Just like at the last party, they said bad things about you behind your back."
"You have been brainwashed by them! They just want to drive a wedge between the two of us. They don't want to make your life better."
"Why? Because they are jealous that you have a successful boyfriend and our love."
"They live alone, so they want to separate us "[-]"! You can't let them succeed."
Lu Ziqiao took a sip of wine to moisten her throat and said.
"My friends are also jealous of us. They tell me every day, brother, you should find someone more suitable, younger and better."
"My answer? Of course it's impossible. I rejected them very firmly because you are very important to me."
"And why don't you do this to me?"
"I think you just don't trust me!"
"I don't know what to do. I'm really disappointed in you..."
"Maybe we should take some time apart, and maybe I should actually listen to my friends."
"It's all because of your distrust that this relationship ended!"
Lu Ziqiao hung up the phone and turned around to ask.
"what's up?"
Lin Yun couldn't help but complain.
"You've poured out three spoonfuls of washing powder, and you still say you haven't brainwashed me?"
Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment and said.
"Did I brainwash her?"
"I do not know how……"
Lin Yun analyzed.
"Originally it was your fault, but then your definition of the matter changed and it was the woman's fault. You also labeled her as distrustful and broke up with her. Isn't this brainwashing?"
Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.
"This is really not brainwashing. It's just a conversation technique at most."
Lin Yun said dumbfounded.
"Ziqiao, can't you have a good relationship?"
"Does it have to be a scammer?"
"It's been a long time, isn't it boring?"
Lu Ziqiao retorted seriously.
"boring?"
"A great man named Mauser once said that a man will be happy with any woman, as long as he doesn't love her!"
Lin Yun sighed and said.
"You always have so many crooked truths..."
Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.
"Lin Yun, this matter is really not my fault..."
"Do you know why many women are deceived by men over and over again for a long time?"
"And it's a man like me!"
Lin Yun shrugged and said.
"Because you are so good at deception?"
Lu Ziqiao waved his hand and said.
"Of course not, that's because their demands can only be met by a liar like me, not by normal people!"
Lin Yun couldn't help but complain.
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