"Actually, there is something wrong with me coming to you this time."
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"I know, just tell me. Considering this coincidence, I will try my best to help you if I can."
After saying that, Lin Yunqi took a sip of tea.
The girl said with a smile.
"I came to you with the intention of making you my man!"
Lin Yun was stunned for a moment, then swallowed the hot tea in his mouth, and then asked tentatively.
"What ticket?!"
Xin Ling reminded from the side.
"A man is a boyfriend..."
Lin Yun took a breath and turned around to see Qin Yumo and Chen Meijia sitting on the small bench holding popcorn.
Lin Yun smiled awkwardly and said.
"Are you kidding? Even if you are ignorant, girl, I cannot be ignorant of the law."
"You look like a minor right away."
"And we don't even know each other!"
The girl introduced herself seriously.
"My name is Zhuge Dali, Sagittarius, female-oriented male, height 158cm, weight 44cm. I like playing games and traveling."
"As for age, I just celebrated my 16th birthday yesterday."
"This means that if I voluntarily cohabitate or have a relationship with others, the man no longer bears legal responsibility."
Lin Yun hurriedly tried to persuade him.
"Xiao Zhu!"
Zhuge Dali reminded.
"My surname is Zhuge!"
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"Little Zhuge."
Zhuge Dali sighed and said.
"You should call me Dali!"
Lin Yun continued.
"Xiao Li, listen to me and calm down first."
"We haven't spent more than two hours together in total, why don't we make friends first?"
Zhuge Dali said with a smile.
"I'm not here to expand the group, I'm here to leave the group!"
Lin Yun raised his hand to stop him.
"This sentence doesn't need to be translated, I can understand it."
"But Xiaoli, you know that I am not single!"
"I have a girlfriend, two of them!"
Zhuge Dali said with a smile.
"That's what I like about you!"
Lin Yun said with a confused look.
"Ah!"
Zhuge Dali said with a smile.
"Lin Yun, you think I know you better, but in fact I know you better than you think."
"I find that there is an inexplicable attraction in you, which allows you to have two people in today's real society who not only really like you, but also get along very harmoniously!"
"And the reason why I want to fall in love with you is to find out what your attraction is...".
Chapter 274 Zhuge Dali’s view on love (please subscribe!)
Lin Yun sighed and said.
"Xiao Li, do you know how old I am this year?"
"And I already have two girlfriends, you know?"
Lin Yun turned around and pointed first at Xin Ling, then at Qin Yumo who was spinning popcorn wildly, and then said.
"The two of them are my wings! They make a perfect pair."
"It's inappropriate for you to interrupt..."
Zhuge Dali said rationally.
"Archangel Michael has three pairs of wings!"
"You only have one pair now. If you add a few more wings, you should be happy!"
Lin Yun said with a grimace.
"Happy? Do you look like I'm happy?"
Zhuge Dali stood up, raised his feet, leaned forward, and asked condescendingly.
"Lin Yun, you don't hate my appearance, do you?"
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"Quite cute."
Zhuge Dali asked next.
"Then you won't feel embarrassed if you chat with me, right?"
Lin Yun said awkwardly.
"The main reason is that I don't understand it well. Your thinking jumps too much."
Zhuge Dali asked with a smile.
"Then do you like my neck?"
Lin Yun suddenly opened his eyes and asked.
"How do you know this?!"
Zhuge Dali said with a smile.
"Do you want to know? Be my man and I will tell you!"
Lin Yun let out a sigh of relief and said.
"Xiao Li, please listen to my advice, your age happens to be the peak period of hormones."
"I was also around your age back then."
"At that time, that was..."
"Anyway, the general meaning is that I was even more outrageous than your current state at the time, but you have to be sensible."
Zhuge Dali said seriously.
"I came to you just because of my sanity!"
Chen Meijia murmured from the side.
"If this is considered rational, then I would have thought carefully before leaving the apartment..."
Lin Yun said helplessly.
"Xiao Li, listen to me..."
Zhuge Dali interrupted.
"Listen to me first. After I explain my views on love, maybe you will understand."
"In my eyes, love is sacred, but the journey to love is tortuous."
"It's like playing a game. It's all level one. How can you level up if you don't fight monsters? The school doesn't teach you!"
"So in my opinion, when you fall in love, you can only practice the truth. When you fall in love, you must talk early, talk often, and talk in a healthy way, in order to establish a normal view of love!"
Lin Yun said helplessly.
"But it's not normal for you to fall in love with a middle-aged man who has two girlfriends..."
Zhuge Dali explained with a smile.
"It seems that you still don't understand, uncle. Let me tell you from another angle."
"I, Zhuge Dali, have just turned 16 and am the player who just registered an account in the game."
"If I follow the normal steps, I should find a boyfriend who has no love experience like me, that is, a bastard in the game."
"Get experience points by killing him, and then proceed step by step to gradually reach the full level."
Lin Yun sighed and said.
"Actually, I can understand it better if you don't use the game description."
Zhuge Dali continued.
"And uncle, you have a successful career and two girlfriends who truly love you."
"You are like the BOSS monster in the game!"
"If I can kill it for you alone, I will definitely get more experience points than killing the minions!"
Lin Yun frowned and said.
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