Hu Yifei turned around and glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian pretending to be casual, and then said extremely excitedly.
"Zeng Xiaoxian! What are you doing with the Internet!"
Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly explained.
"This is what Lin Yun and Zhan Bo are going to let me use in my speech tomorrow!" Six.
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Hu Yifei said excitedly.
"You two are mentally ill, right? What if such an important thing is damaged by him?"
Zeng Xiaoxian argued.
"I'll keep it safe."
Zhuge Dali said seriously.
"Uncle, I suggest you hurry up and put the Internet back into Zhongguancun."
Gu Xiaoli nodded and said.
"Yes! After all, it can't be left without power for more than 72 hours!"
Zeng Xiaoxian frowned and said.
"Will it still be out of battery?"
Hu Yifei nodded and said.
"Of course! The Internet elders will go crazy if they find out!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said confusedly.
"What's a sack of balls and an internet elder?"
Lu Zhanbo said seriously.
"It is a mysterious organization composed of IT elites from around the world."
"Nate is the first leader!"
Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly said.
"I know this, he is the father of the Internet!"
"Who else?"
"Four two three" Lin Yun introduced.
"There are also Intel, Bill Gates, Sony Kojiro, and China Liu Chuanzhi."
"But Gates recently resigned and was replaced by Steve Jobs."
Zeng Xiaoxian asked tentatively.
"But these people look at it like this every day. If we just lend it out like this, we won't be discovered, right?"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"It's okay. I have already made an agreement with Mr. Liu in advance. As long as we return it in time, he will not be angry with us."
Zhuge Dali said seriously.
"It doesn't matter if you lend it out, but the four bodies will be prosperous if one is prosperous, and all will be damaged if one is damaged."
"If this body is damaged..."
Zeng Xiaoxian asked tentatively.
"What will happen?"
"Is it a global network outage?"
Lin Yun said seriously.
"Teacher Zeng, you know that today's war weapons are all located through the Internet, right?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said in surprise.
"what do you mean?"
Hu Yifei said seriously.
"You are right, the world is in chaos, and we may even start a world war directly!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said solemnly.
"Lin Yun, tell Jobs and Mr. Liu that I will definitely take responsibility to the end!"
"After using it, I will definitely return it as soon as possible!"
"If you don't believe it, you can come and watch my speech tomorrow!"
Hu Yifei thought for a moment and asked seriously.
"Zhanbo, are you sure this Internet is demagnetized?"
Lu Zhanbo nodded and said.
"I heard that it was Mr. Hawking who opened the light himself!"
Lin Yun hurriedly corrected him.
"Zhanbo means that Mr. Hawking personally presided over the degaussing ceremony."
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, and then asked tentatively.
"Can I take it?"
Everyone nodded in agreement.
However, when Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the black box, everyone bowed to him.
Zeng Xiaoxian asked tentatively.
"I want to ask..."
"If I have this, will it stop lagging when I watch videos at night?"
Lin Yun narrowed his eyes and said.
"Of course China's webpage is not stuck."
"But if you go to foreign websites, you still have to circumvent the firewall."
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, then carefully carried the black box back to his room.
After he left, everyone looked at each other and laughed heartily.
However, at this moment, Guan Gu magically walked in from the balcony and said excitedly.
"Lin Yun, you are here!"
As soon as Lin Yun turned his head, he saw Sekiya Miracle holding a samurai sword and walking towards him with a red face.
"Guangu, what's wrong with you?"
Guan Gu magically said excitedly.
"Lin Yun, I came here specifically to thank you!"
Gu Xiaoli said doubtfully.
"Why do I feel like Guangu came here specially to kill Brother Yun..."
Lin Yun waved his hand and said.
"Okay! What's wrong with Guangu?"
Guan Gu magically said happily.
"I know what you did for Youyou!"
"I've made a reservation at Xiaonanguo, let's go there for dinner together tonight!"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Hey, I thought you wouldn't be able to accept it."
Guan Gu magically said with a smile.
"Do I look like such a narrow-minded person?"
Everyone nodded in unison.
Guan Gu magically smiled awkwardly and said.
"Okay, let's go."
"Zhan Bo Yifei, let's go together."
Hu Yifei said with a smile.
"If you don't tell us, we will go too!"
“Who wouldn’t eat when there’s food?”
…………
The next day.
Everyone arrived at Zeng Xiaoxian’s lecture.
Because I had to drive to pick up Gu Xiaoli, the speech had already started when everyone arrived.
Zeng Xiaoxian was standing on the podium at the moment, talking eloquently.
"Coincidentally, the great innovation of the Internet also originated from bionics."
"People built the Internet by studying the principles of spider web building!"
"To commemorate the father of the Internet, the spider he saw for the first time was called Internet, so the Internet is also called the Internet!"
This explanation immediately shocked the audience into an uproar.
Zhuge Dali said with a smile.
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