Popularizing elves: starting with the development of holographic elves

"Come on, Da Wa San Wa, we have to do a serious infiltration."

“If the difficulty level was easy before, I’m afraid it’s not epic now.”

The naughty pig sighed, and then set his sights on the fallen guard.

Ok……

Night clothes have withdrawn from the environment,

He has played many killer games before.

Since you're going to sneak around, why don't you change your clothes?

He walked up to the guard, took off a bunch of clothes and put them directly on himself.

Well, this dress still feels a little too small.

When I was putting on my shirt, it took me more than ten seconds to finally stuff my fat belly into it.

It's only been ten seconds. Who dares to say that I don't have a mermaid line?

"Ya'er, brothers, the plan has changed. I didn't expect that things would go wrong the first time."

"But it's not a big problem, okay? Let's show our brothers what a fucking textbook level of infiltration is!"

The naughty pig was bragging about his bullshit while putting his hands against the wall and groping forward in the dim light.

As a result, before he finished speaking, he bumped into a guard head-on.

When the two of them looked at each other, they looked at each other, feeling embarrassed and embarrassed.

If he hadn't been standing in front of someone who could attack him at any time, the slutty pig would definitely not be able to help but slap himself twice in the mouth.

Do you have a crow's beak or something? Why do you say so?

"Damn, you're making me laugh so hard, you slut, have you learned how to talk sluttishly like Sister Zhou recently?"

"Although Saozhu's mouth is also very powerful, it feels like it's not the same type as Zhe Chongzhi."

"Que Shi, Sao Zhu's mouth is more like Huang Laoxian's."

"Is this what Saozhu calls a textbook-level infiltration? If all the guards are physically eliminated, then it counts as a successful infiltration, right?"

"I'm looking forward to how Saozhu will handle this embarrassing situation now."

Sao Zhu and the other party's eyes met at 4.9, and neither of them said a single word first.

It wasn't until they looked at each other for more than half a minute that the other party finally said:

"What are you doing here? Aren't you going to support me?"

"By the way, why haven't I seen you before?"

At this moment, Sao Pig's pig brain began to work rapidly,

In previous stealth games, as long as you answered the question correctly, the other party would not be able to find out that your identity was disguised!

But what’s a better answer?

After Sao Zhu's mind was racing, he finally made a move that made countless water friends in the live broadcast room suffocate——

I saw him reaching into his pocket and taking out a flower.

then,

Offer it with both hands!

"Brother, come and smoke a Huazi first, and I will explain it to you slowly."

The water friends in the live broadcast room are so confused.

No, that's all you have, you bastard, right?

I thought you would be able to say something eloquent after being caught.

In the end, after working for a long time, Huazi was still handed over?

However, when the other party's eyes were on Hua Zi, a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes.

The cold eyes fell on Sao Zhu, then he slowly raised his head and said:

"Don't you know that smoking is not allowed in the Broken Laboratory?".

1 No, what the hell is this Kirby in black?

"Don't you know that smoking is not allowed in the Broken Laboratory?"

"I don't remember anyone in the security team this time with clothes so small that they can't even cover his belly, so who are you?"

"Forget it, no matter who it is, just get rid of it."

The opponent directly took out his Poké Ball, and what appeared in front of Sao Zhu was a level 23 hypnotic tapir.

Good guy,

Does this mean that a fight will start if there is a disagreement?

"Wow, I'm so excited, brothers,"

"I originally wanted to perform a textbook-level infiltration, but my talent was exposed again."

Sao Zhu looked at the hypnotic tapir in front of him with a speechless expression, and his whole mentality collapsed.

The awesomeness I boasted just now was torn to pieces in the blink of an eye.

But now, the other party shows no mercy at all, and plans to directly persuade others with virtue.

This is a joke.

The key is,

Why, another person complains about his figure.

If I had the time to exercise, I wouldn't be in this shape a long time ago, right? Damn, why are so many people chasing after me?

I don't want to be ashamed?

"Brothers, let's not talk about it. After the game goes offline today, I will personally arrange a wave of Lin Mo offline."

"This Dogecoin is a real fucking dog. Now I wonder if he designed these NPCs specifically to mess with my mentality!"

Seeing this, Lin Mo almost choked.

No, can this blame be thrown on my head?

When entering the game, you can customize the appearance and 02 body shape of the player character.

However, in order to create its own characteristics and program effects, Saozhu directly skipped this function and maintained the original flavor.

And the price?

If you are criticized one after another by a group of NPCs, you will definitely not be able to escape.

You said that you customized such a body shape and came here to infiltrate. Isn't this humiliating yourself?

At this time, the guard standing in front of Sao Zhu raised his eyebrows and looked at Sao Zhu with a puzzled expression as he said to himself,

He was just an NPC and didn't understand what the fat pig in front of him was doing talking to him.

"Who are you talking to? Are you insane after being exposed?"

So, the other party spoke directly and simply.

After hearing the sound, Saozhu turned his attention to the guard in front of him.

"Ya'er, your mentality is a bit explosive, don't mind it."

"Come on Siwa, use the broken rock and teach him a lesson!"

Hearing this, the water leaping fish jumped suddenly and charged directly towards the Hypnotic Tapir.

It has to be said that after changing trainers, Shui Yueyu's upgrade speed has accelerated a lot.

I had been in the battle club for several days in Sister Zhou's hands before and was only at level six, but Sao Zhu was already at level ten after taking Shui Yueyu for a few laps in the forest.

At this time, Shuiyueyu has reached the peak of juvenile life!

but……

"Are you crazy? Let a juvenile-level water elf use non-fighting-type moves to attack a super-power-type hypnotic tapir?"

"You're so amateurish in fighting skills, how dare you imitate others in infiltration?"

The guard shook his head helplessly and couldn't help but speak.

"Well, is there a problem?"

The naughty pig grinned and didn't seem to care at all.

The other party was also rendered speechless by the naughty pig.

It's ruined, right?

Then just give it a second.

"Hypnosis tapir, use telekinesis to lift the juvenile water-leap fish directly!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Hypnosis Tapir slowly raised his right hand, and a huge force of thought immediately enveloped Shui Yueyu's body.

At this moment, Saozhu quickly shouted: "Big baby! It's now!!"

"Tarzan is on top!!!"

When the fourth baby was lifted up by telekinesis, a beast-shaped PDD that blended into the dim environment slowly walked to the side of the hypnotic tapir.

Then, Kirby jumped hard, and before the Hypnotic Tapir could react, it directly pressed it under its belly.

"Beautiful!! Well done, baby!!"

The guard was dumbfounded.

No,

I can understand why a trainer dressed like this and deliberately disguised himself as a guard to deceive us.

What's this Kirby's costume like?