Starting to experience Yukino's life, I am no longer a human being

He hasn't been to the Honey Badger recently, but judging from the current situation, that show seems to have exploded again.

"Huh? You don't know about the honey badger yet? Didn't you watch the news this morning?"

After class, he took advantage of Miura Yuko to come over to chat with him and asked him a special question. Unexpectedly, the latter looked at him with an expression of disbelief.

"I really didn't watch the news." He didn't play with his mobile phone after getting up today.

Miura Yuko explained with a smile: "I actually only watched one episode of that program because I'm not interested in animals on the grassland. But today, the hot search in many places turned to that program, so I just watched it a little bit." A few glances..."

"To put it simply, the three grassland brothers who were very popular some time ago defeated a lion king, and the lion group led by the lion king also stayed with the three brothers, but the news said that the old male lion did not want to return to the lion group, but But Hua Bao wanted to have the experience of becoming a king, so the show became famous again."

Uehara Takuya was stunned for a while.

Are the Leopard Brothers so ambitious?

You must know that the last time he gave the old male lion a harem, the leopard showed no sign of wanting to occupy the lion group.

Or was it that his performance was too brave, causing the leopard to swell as well?

Uehara Takuya thinks it's very possible.

As long as he is not around, Brother Flathead will definitely swell.

Especially since he had defeated a young and strong lion king, Brother Flathead would definitely think that this was done by his "other self".

Brother Flathead's IQ is not very high, so it is naturally impossible for him to guess about possession like a human being.

When the eldest brother and third brother in the team start to swell, this is not good news.

Danger is always present on the prairie.

Just talking about the mature male elephant that dominates the power, it is useless for the three brothers on the grassland to go together.

"Uehara, why don't you speak?" Miura Yuko's curious voice interrupted his thoughts.

Uehara Takuya said sincerely: "I just think it's strange."

Even he has to admit that Hua Bao's approach to becoming the Lion King is really like walking a dog - from the beginning to the end.

"I also think it's quite strange, so I plan to watch this program from beginning to end after I go home today."

"Nice idea."

The two chatted for a while, and Uehara Takuya happened to see Shizuka Hiratsuka passing by outside. He suddenly remembered that it was Haruno who sent Yukino back last night.

According to that woman's sinister character, will she cause something on the road?

Uehara Takuya stood up immediately. He knew that Shizuka Hiratsuka had frequently tested Yono in private recently because he was worried about Yono.

He wanted to see if he could gain anything from Shizuka Hiratsuka.

When he followed Shizuka Hiratsuka to the familiar office, the beautiful teacher who had just sat down looked up in surprise: "Why are you here?"

Immediately her face darkened: "Could it be that Yangno has made another move?"

Apparently, she also remembered what Takuya Uehara said, "As long as Harano makes any move, come and report it."

"It probably doesn't count, although I did meet with her yesterday and chatted for a while." Uehara Takuya started reporting mode.

"What did she say?"

Hiratsuka Shizu crossed his fingers and supported his chin, as if he was ready.

Chapter 148

As soon as he saw Hiratsuka Shizuka's serious and even slightly anxious expression, Uehara Takuya instantly understood that Harano's problem still bothered her a lot.

At least for now, she hasn't completely adjusted yet.

Uehara Takuya didn't want to hide anything, so he explained clearly all the topics that Yono and he had talked about at the dance last night.

"The dance..."

After Hiratsuka Shizuka finished listening, her beautiful face became extremely serious.

She seemed to be murmuring to herself: "She didn't force you to dance, which surprised me."

Uehara Takuya said seriously: "She is not as strong as me."

"Is that the point?"

Hiratsuka smiled and rolled her eyes at him.

"I think that's the point."

"But I don't think so." Shizuka Hiratsuka tapped her forehead and said thoughtfully: "But after you rejected her invitation, you invited Kashiwazaki Sena to dance in front of her..."

Her voice was drawn out and her eyes were subtle: "I think it might leave a deep impression on her."

"Let's put it simply. Mr. Hiratsuka wants to express that this incident left a thorn in her heart?" Uehara Takuya tried to translate more concisely.

Unexpectedly, Hiratsuka smiled and said: "I can't understand it that way. Although Yangno occasionally torments others in a petty way, this kind of thing is very embarrassing and will make her doubt her own charm. She should not be with you again in a short time." Mentioned."

"For the sake of face?" Uehara Takuya didn't quite believe it. In front of him, Yangno was a bold, careful and thick-skinned person.

Even with her own weird brain circuits, she could keep up with the rhythm with a smile.

This feeling is just like Jingwei shouting in Jingwei Reclamation: Human beings have limits, I am no longer a human being, tweeted.

In front of him, Yang Nai seemed to seldom do anything or talk to people.

"I don't know the specific reason yet."

Hiratsuka Shizu met his suspicious eyes and explained softly: "I know you don't believe it. I also inferred and analyzed it based on my long-term experience with her."

"Analysis may sometimes be wrong." Takuya Uehara said seriously, "Just like Yukino's mother thinks I am just an ordinary high school student, but in fact I am a hidden 28th Dan Karate."

"Where did the 28th degree of karate come from?" Hiratsuka laughed dumbly as he listened.

"That's...dan [-]?"

"Why don't you just play a hundred paragraphs? The more numbers make you look better!" Shizuka Hiratsuka stared at him.

Uehara Takuya hesitated: "One hundred dan is too high. I'm afraid that I will appear too proud if I say it. I have to leave a humble impression on everyone."

"If you still want to talk nonsense in front of me, then I don't mind letting you try my 28th level iron fist." Hiratsuka raised his fist with a smile.

Uehara Takuya said solemnly: "Has this day finally come? Mr. Hiratsuka decided to release the fighting spirit that he had suppressed for a long time in his heart, and to sacrifice his heart to fight with his students with real swords and guns?"

"Do you believe I'm going to punch you away right now?" Hiratsuka Shizuka said that she didn't really want to talk about "Attack on Titan" right now.

"I've never flown before..."

Shizuka Hiratsuka was leaning on the seat with a lazy expression. Being interrupted by him, she felt less depressed.

But I want to hit him even more...

"Hey, Uehara, as a teacher, I don't seem to know your future dreams. Are you interested in talking about it?" She found a topic that she was very interested in.

Uehara Takuya straightened his back: "Does being the number one husband in Tokyo count?"

What are you talking about?

Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't say a word, her expression clearly expressed this meaning.

Takuya Uehara's expression remained unchanged: "He can cook well, take care of a good baby, and make the people he likes happy. This is what I understand as the number one husband in Tokyo."

Hiratsuka Shizuka teased with a faint smile: "Then I want to ask you, Mr. Husband..."

Before she finished speaking, her cheeks turned red and she growled angrily: "What kind of nonsense are you calling me?"

Uehara Takuya squinted his eyes: "You obviously said it yourself, what does it have to do with me?"

"It's not just you who has distorted my thinking!"

Hiratsuka stood up quietly and walked towards him.

Uehara Takuya put on a prepared posture: "Is Mr. Hiratsuka finally going to take action? I have to remind you, my fists are..."

"The fist that breaks through the sky?" Hiratsuka took the line from "Tianyuan Breakthrough" in seconds, raised his hand and gently grabbed his ear.

Uehara Taku didn't struggle, because his excellent hearing told him that someone was heading this way.

Judging from the chaotic smell in the air, he guessed it must be the scent of Tachibana Chizuru's perfume.

So he reminded: "Teacher Tachibana is here."

Hiratsuka Shizuka was stunned, instinctively looked up outside, and found that there was no one there. He immediately came closer angrily, and hummed twice: "I found that you are getting more and more bold in front of me. You dare to lie, is it because I am usually too good to you?"

"Tachibana-sensei is really here."

"Do you think I will believe it? Tachibana is a health teacher, and she is usually very busy. Do you think she is the principal and can go wherever she wants?"

Uehara Takuya was just about to retort that only Mundo could go wherever he wanted.

But an emotionless voice sounded outside: "What Xiaojing means is that if I can become the principal, will I become popular?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka turned her head in surprise. Chizuru Tachibana in a white coat was standing at the door. She was raising her wrist, ready to knock on the door.

"You're really here?"

She looked sharply at Takuya Uehara and asked in disbelief: "How did you know she would come? Why didn't I even hear the footsteps?"

"Maybe it's because Xiaojing you are busy criticizing Uehara." Chizuru Tachibana explained thoughtfully.

Then she asked quickly: "Can I become particularly popular as long as I become the principal?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka let go of Uehara Takuya's hand and said casually: "Maybe, after all, the principal may not know a certain student, but that student must know the principal."

Tachibana Chizuru nodded vigorously: "Very good, I will kill the principal this afternoon and then take his place."

Takuya Uehara and Shizuka Hiratsuka both showed strange expressions and said in unison: "New joke?"

"Yes." Chizuru Tachibana seemed to be looking forward to it. "Isn't this joke a little too conservative?"

Hiratsuka stared at Uehara Takuya in silence.

He understood what this woman meant: Come here, come here, I have a headache.

So he said very implicitly: "If this can be called conservative, then if you are more bold, will your next plan be to get rid of the mayor?"

Tachibana Chizuru was stunned for a moment: "It seems... makes sense?"

"There's a damn truth to it. Don't think along his lines!"

Hiratsuka Shizu couldn't hold it in any longer.