Starting to experience Yukino's life, I am no longer a human being

She took out her phone from her pocket and reflected her mature and beautiful face on the screen.

Her eyes suddenly curved, and the corners of her mouth also turned up: "He always calls me Jing Kekei. Could it be that I'm really cute?"

Chapter 277 There is no organization for licking dogs

The day passed quickly.

When we arrived at school in the morning, everything was as Uehara Takuya expected. The students were all talking about brown bears.

When Hiratsuka Shizuka came over to hold a class meeting, she even gave Uehara Takuya a hidden look, saying, "Wait for me, I'll remember what happened yesterday."

Naturally, Takuya Uehara pretended not to see it.

The last class in the morning ended, and the footsteps in the classroom became dense and chaotic.

Amid the chaotic footsteps, Kawashima Ami and Yuko came to Uehara Takuya's seat together. The former asked with a familiar and polite smile: "Is Hokkaido fun?"

"Did Sena tell you?" Uehara Takuya was not surprised at all.

"Of course, Sena is a good friend of mine, and she especially likes to share news with others. Now not only do I know, Yuiko and Yui also know."

Kawashima Ami said, and pointed at Yuigahama Yui who was peeking here.

The discovered girl's face turned red, she smiled sheepishly at Takuya Uehara and the others, and turned back honestly.

"Since you all know, then don't ask me." Uehara Takuya held his chin with a relaxed look on his face.

Kawashima Ami suddenly bent down and put her elbow on his desk. The two looked at each other closely: "I just want to ask you, why didn't you call me when you went to Hokkaido to travel?"

Yumiko also hummed dissatisfied: "Yes, we agreed to play at home? Why did you go back on your word when the weekend came? Even that Yukinoshita ran away with you."

"Actually, this was everyone's temporary plan."

"Do you think I will believe it?" Kawashima Ami chuckled.

But she wasn't here to attack Takuya Uehara. Although she was a little disappointed not to be able to go to Hokkaido together, it was just a small matter.

The two girls soon talked about the popular brown bear incident.

Yuigahama Yui then joined in.

Uehara Takuya just agreed with them and said a few words to express that things were indeed as you said.

"By the way, I was watching the news this morning and found that the dancing bear seemed to be popular in China." Yuigahama Yui seemed to have thought of something fun, with a clearly visible smile on her eyebrows.

"What do you mean?" Uehara Takuya became interested this time.

Kawashima Ami and Yumeko also turned their heads curiously.

Yuigahama Yui chuckled: "It seems that because the video was reposted by many people, Chinese netizens also knew about it. And for some reason, they were very interested in the video of the bear..."

At this point, there was a look of confusion in her eyes: "I paid attention out of curiosity, but I didn't understand their enthusiasm. I couldn't understand why they were so excited."

"excited?"

Ami Kawashima raised her fingers in confusion and tapped her head: "Is it because China's national treasure is the giant panda, so they are interested in dancing bears?"

"Please, brown bears and pandas are completely different, okay? Pandas are so cute, brown bears can't compare." Yumeko rolled her eyes.

Of course Uehara Takuya knew what was going on.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have staged a special performance called "Tieshan relies on teaching".

At this moment, he suppressed his laughter and asked with a serious face: "Yuigahama, can you tell me more specifically?"

Yuigahama Yui sneered: "I don't know much about the situation. I basically finished what I just said... Oh, by the way, I also saw through the translation software that Chinese netizens are using [This is cultural output] ] and the like. Some people even expressed regret and said, "It's a pity that without basketball, this dance will lack a bit of soul."

She was obviously confused. The more she continued, she waved her hands indiscriminately: "Oh, there are so many of them anyway, I didn't understand a word."

"This is normal. After all, you don't understand Chinese." Yumiko expressed understanding.

Kawashima Ami asked with squinting eyes: "Do you understand?"

"I...of course I don't understand either." Yumiko looked slightly embarrassed.

"Are you talking about Chinese? I seem to understand a little bit." At this time, a male classmate came next to him.

He pointed at Takuya Uehara and said with a smile: "Didn't Uehara talk to us about weird Chinese poems last time? I met a Chinese friend in the game a few days ago, and he taught me a few The sentence is in Chinese."

"What did he teach you?" Uehara Takuya felt that he might have guessed the answer.

The male classmate cleared his throat and said in a very strange accent: "I am Cao Nima~"

"..."

I knew it was this.

Uehara Takuya wanted to laugh, but held it back.

"Uehara, can you understand the meaning of this Chinese sentence?" Kawashima Ami noticed his expression.

Uehara Takuya's expression remained unchanged: "It's just a curse word."

"How could this happen?" The male classmate was also embarrassed.

Kawashima Ami smiled cheerfully: "This is in line with the practice of making friends in games. When I played games before, someone also did this."

Yumeko and Yuigahama Yui couldn't help but smile.

Seeing that the male classmate was getting more and more embarrassed, Uehara Takuya took the initiative to open the topic: "Did he teach you anything else?"

"Taught me."

In order to ease the awkward atmosphere, the male classmate tried hard to remember, and said with a stumble: "And... the stinky brother? Yes, that's it, and... what a big deal."

The look on his face as he tried to remember showed that he had used all he had learned throughout his life.

In the end, there were only two Chinese sentences: "Smelly Brother" and "Da Sha Bi"...

Just as Kawashima Ami and the three of them were looking at Uehara Takuya with curious eyes, hoping that he could explain, the male classmate said again: "By the way, he also taught me another sentence, called dog licking!"

Uehara Takuya answered quickly: "Do you understand the meaning of this sentence?"

Compared to the embarrassment of asking him to explain dirty words, licking a dog or something is much more normal.

"I know. My friend explained it to me. It's probably that when boys pursue girls, they give without expecting anything in return. Even if they receive a lot of negative feedback, they will continue to pursue her unswervingly." said the male classmate.

"Ah this..."

Yuigahama Yui opened her mouth, a little disbelieving: "In this case, that boy is too pitiful, right?"

Unexpectedly, the male classmate had other ideas: "Uehara, I thought about it this way. If I am a police beauty and a dog licker, can I be promoted to a police dog?"

"..."

Everyone was almost stunned by him.

Uehara Takuya explained very seriously: "Police dogs are established, but licking dogs are not."

"Isn't this even more pitiful?" Yuigahama Yui couldn't help but said.

"It looks like you guys were having a great time chatting?" At this moment, a cold voice came from behind.

Uehara Takuya and others turned around and saw that beautiful figure standing at the door holding a lunch box.

Yumiko's face suddenly darkened: "It's you again, damn Yukinoshita."

Immediately she glanced at the bento in Yukino's hand, and her tone became more and more unkind: "Sorry, Uehara has already agreed with us that he wants to eat the bento with us."

Yukino said softly: "Sorry, I'm not here to invite you to lunch."

Then she ignored Yumiko's confused eyes and waved to Uehara Takuya: "Teacher Hiratsuka asked me to come to you. She seems to have something to do with us."

"You're lying." Yumiko said subconsciously.

Seeing Yukino move Hiratsuka Shizu out, she immediately understood that she had completely lost the initiative.

"Believe it or not, it's up to you, I'm not talking to you anyway." Yukino responded calmly.

"Damn it..." Yumeko was going crazy.

"Then I'll go over first. Yukino won't lie about this kind of thing, and she doesn't like lying." Uehara Takuya smiled, picked up the lunch box and walked over.

Yumiko sat back angrily, muttering dissatisfiedly: "I suspect Yukinoshita did it on purpose."

Kawashima Ami heard this funny: "What do you mean?"

Yumiko said firmly: "Isn't this an obvious thing? She saw us chatting happily with Uehara, so she deliberately found the right opportunity to intervene. This will definitely make us feel uncomfortable..."

After a pause, her eyes became more certain: "As long as we are unhappy, she will be happy. This has always been the case."

Yuigahama Yui mustered up the courage to excuse her friend: "I don't think Xiaoyuki is this kind of person. Although she sometimes doesn't speak well, she has a good heart."

"That's just your [friend filter], just like the fan filter." Yumiko curled her lips disdainfully.

Yuigahama Yui didn't know how to refute.

Kawashima Ami stared at Yuko's face for a while, then suddenly laughed and said, "Do you think you are a licker now?"

"You are the one!" Yumeko blushed and became furious.

Kawashima Ami was stunned for a moment, and there was another meaning in her smile: "Yes, you are not a licker."

Yuigahama Yui looked at the two of them with strange eyes, then quickly lowered her head, not daring to continue peeking.

the other side.

Uehara Takuya and Yukino were walking on the road, and his well-developed sense of smell kept sending signals.

Yukino seems to have switched to another shampoo brand.

"What are you doing?" Yukino seemed to be aware of his emotions.

"Did you change the shampoo?" Uehara Taku didn't hide it.

"How did you...huh? Pervert!"

Yukino instantly understood how he knew.

"What's wrong with this? We're so close, of course I can smell the fragrance on your hair."

"A pervert is a pervert, and even the explanation is so unacceptable."

The two of them had a habitual fight, and Yukino's temper seemed to be a little more lively, no longer as cold as she was at the door of the classroom just now.

She looked at the students passing by casually, her red lips slightly parted: "I guess Mr. Hiratsuka came to us for that matter."