Starting to experience Yukino's life, I am no longer a human being

"Brother Tiger's Oath".

And... Brother Dao exposed himself during the live broadcast, causing the live broadcast room to be blocked.

The online world this night is destined to be dominated by Takuya Uehara's videos.

Not only Ami Kawashima, who is idle at home, is watching the video, but so are others.

Yuigahama Yui also called Yukino and excitedly talked about the brown bear.

Hiratsuka Shizu lazily leaned on Tachibana Chizuru's shoulder, pointed at the brown bear video on the laptop screen and commented: "This bear's movements look so stupid, it's exactly the same as the original guy."

"What is your psychology that leads you to associate a bear with Uehara?" Tachibana Chizuru said she couldn't understand this.

"Because they are equally stupid." Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't stop laughing.

After laughing for a while, she said with a hint of regret: "It's a pity that no one answered the call I called Uehara just now. According to his living habits, I guess he was playing games with headphones on and didn't hear anything at all. Ringtones."

"Did you call him to remind him of the bears?"

Compared to Hiratsuka Shizu's excitement, Tachibana Chizuru seemed much colder.

Besides, she has no interest in brown bears.

It doesn't matter if the other person can dance.

"No!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka laughed and waved his hands, the laughter was very cheerful: "I just want to tell him that there is a brown bear who is as stupid as him and is popular. Maybe this brown bear is his twin brother who has been lost for many years."

Tachibana Chizuru was startled, and quickly took out a small notebook to write it down.

Hiratsuka Shizuka was confused by her actions: "What are you doing?"

"What you said just now is very good. I can use it as a joke to the students."

"...You haven't given up on your jokes yet?"

"is it not OK?"

"Okay, okay, as long as you're happy."

……

The mastermind behind the Internet storm was currently chewing on a tree.

Because Takuya Uehara wanted to test the bite force of the brown bear.

His behavior naturally attracted the attention of the little bear.

But the little bear was not stupid enough to eat the tree with him, but watched from the side.

The voice of the brown bear echoed in his mind for a long time.

It howled a few times, and its doubts were very obvious.

A simple translation is: Are you stupid?

Uehara Takuya didn't bother to pay attention to it.

After chewing for a while, he felt that his mouth was full of the bitter taste and residue of the bark, and he understood how strong the brown bear's bite was. Only then did he let go of the tree trunk with satisfaction.

He had roughly measured the size of this brown bear before, and it was about 2.5 meters tall.The claws on the forelimbs are 12 centimeters long. They look blunt and not sharp, but in fact, with a slap, the lethality is extremely shocking.

It's trivial to disembowel someone, but the most terrifying thing is the power of a slap.

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This brown bear is the most powerful vest that Uehara Takuya has obtained so far, and he certainly doesn't want to give it up casually.

Even if you keep it and don't use it, there's no harm in it.

Seeing that the screen of his phone had gone dark, and he needed a password or fingerprint to unlock it, he was too lazy to fiddle with his phone anymore.

He sniffed there carefully for a while. The smell of those people before was still in the woods, but the distance was further away.

Obviously those young people felt scared and did not dare to stay where they were.

Takuya Uehara led the little bear to catch two fish and used his long and thick claws to string the fish together.

The bodies of the two fish kept swaying, and Uehara Takuya guessed that they must have happiness written all over their faces.

He took advantage of the situation and gently bit the phone, and successfully found the young people along the original route.

These people still had uneasy emotions on their faces, and they formed a circle at this moment, maintaining a high-alert posture.

But even so, two of them were still taking pictures everywhere, and even the professional camera was carried on the shoulder of another person.

"Should we go back?" Someone asked nervously, his eyes full of uneasiness at this time, "We heard the cry of a bear just now, which indicates that the adult brown bear must be in the woods. "

"But now they're gone."

The young man carrying the camera saw that the atmosphere was too tense, so he imitated the cry of a brown bear and howled, which immediately frightened his companions.

"You are so cowardly."

The young man looked at the scared faces of his companions, and the fear in his heart diluted a little. He immediately took two steps forward with the camera, trying to take pictures further into the woods.

"Hey, Ito, stop running around."

"Don't worry, I won't run around."

The young man turned around and laughed: "But you are too timid. I just imitated the cry of a bear and scared you into this."

"Who asked you to fool around? Do you know that we may be in danger now..."

"Ouch!" the young man roared again.

"Asshole! Stop yelling!" Others yelled.

The young man smiled happily and was about to make a few jokes when a "ouch" sound suddenly came from behind him.

His companion started to curse again: "What are you doing? I told you to stop shouting!"

The young man pointed at his face blankly: "I just... didn't make a sound."

The others were stunned.

Everyone turned around and looked around fearfully. When they saw two figures, one large and one small, five meters away in front of them, everyone felt a strong chill on their backs.

It seemed to spread along the spine.

Several people were so frightened that they all froze and even forgot to escape.

Uehara Takuya was not surprised. After all, he had seen the psychological quality of these people just now.

Under the confused gazes of these people, he first threw the phone away.

"My cell phone!" The owner of the phone instinctively raised his hand to answer it.

"Why do you care about your cell phone now? That's a bear!"

The crowd trembled.

Uehara Takuya raised his arm again and threw the two dying fish over.

This is a reward for their willingness to “lend” the phone to themselves.

Then he ignored the confused faces, turned around and left with the little bear.

This time he did not cause any trouble and ended the experience with peace of mind.

When he got home, he first sent a message to Hiratsuka Shizuka, saying that he had also seen the video of the brown bear.

Then he called Yukino.

"The trouble you caused this time is quite big..."

As soon as the call was connected, Yukino's voice with an unknown tone came over.

"Then what do you think?" Uehara Takuya asked with a smile.

"After this incident, I finally understand that you are an idiot who likes to be stupid. Since you can control animals, you have become even more stupid."

After Yukino finished speaking, before Uehara Takuya could reply, he said slowly: "So who is your cosplayer this time? Brother Tiger? Or the Two-dimensional Godfather Tou-chan?"

"You even know this?" Uehara Takuya was shocked.

Yukino couldn't help but laugh, and the pride in her laughter was extremely clear: "Don't forget, I am Yukinoshita Yukino, the person who understands you as an idiot best in the world. And I can also guess that you should want to give this The video is titled "Once Upon a Brown Bear."

"As expected of you... If possible, could you please remove the adjective [idiot]?"

"This is not an adjective, but a fact...Okay, I have to rest. When we get to school tomorrow, I will discuss with you in depth how much your stupidity is."

Chapter 286 You did a good job!

Although Yukino said last night that she would talk to him at school about "stupid value".

However, on the next day, Yukino was not the first to find Takuya Uehara.

But Shizuka Hiratsuka.

The woman took advantage of the break to call him outside. She ignored the curious looks of other students around her and asked excitedly, "Uehara, have you read the news about the brown bear?"

"I saw it, but not completely." Uehara Takuya nodded.

Shizuka Hiratsuka flexed her white fingers and tapped his forehead with a smile: "What kind of answer is this? I just saw it... but the news is so big, I guess you must have seen it."

"So Hiratsuka-sensei wants to discuss bears with me?"

"No, I just want to..."

Before Hiratsuka Shizuka finished speaking, he laughed.

Uehara Takuya looked confused: "What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing."

Hiratsuka Shizuo smiled, and she suddenly remembered her conversation with Tachibana Chizuru last night.

She said that Uehara Taku was also a relative of that silly bear. Now when she saw the latter's doubtful eyes, she felt that one person and one bear were more and more similar.

"It seems that Hiratsuka-sensei is thinking of bad things, and they are directed at me." Uehara Takuya began to guess.

"Absolutely not."

Of course Hiratsuka Shizuka would not admit it.