I'm in Terra, governing a weird little country.

"Holy Son, thank you, Okamon."

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In fact, there is nothing to write, but the editor requires me to write this, so I will write a little bit.

Needless to say, the opportunity to write this book must have been Tongliao Khan, the great Little John!I watch every episode and it’s an invincible meal!

In fact, what I originally wanted to write about was a video of the American Emperor Norton, but after thinking about it, Colombia does not seem to have the conditions to write about it. It is a pity that the setting of the AI ​​​​of the President is stuck.

In the end, I chose Kjerag, a place that has the flavor of a weird small country and hard-core ruthless people from its setting to its characters.

We are also surrounded by great powers and watched by many countries. We are also divided by internal sectarian forces and social development is stagnant. But the difference is that there is Mother Yelagund, the strong man Silver Ash descended from the sky and the Kalan trade that has already produced results, Sheila Georgia is undoubtedly a strange little country with "promise".

So when I write this, I also want to use the perspective of the protagonist to describe a broader land of Terra.

The reason why I set the protagonist to be a cloud player and I can only rely on memes to identify people is because I don’t want to give the protagonist too much God’s perspective, so that everything develops with a sense of deus ex machina - for example, the protagonist knows where and when SSR will be spawned. , so when it got stuck, I flew over, picked it up and ran away. Within a few days, all the big guys in Kjerag were gathered together, and six stars gathered together.He is obviously a leader of a small country with little capital or strength, but he can control many big countries by relying on the secrets given in the game.

If the rise of strange small countries could be so miraculous, then the failure of Burkina Faso and Chile, the inability of Benin, and the failure of Grenada would not be so impressive and lamentable.

What I want to write is a story that has the flavor of Khan, the political comedy of the minister/prime minister, and a lot of flavors that are deeply rooted in the local culture of Terra.

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Thank you everyone, Okamon!

Chapter 50 Ten billion subsidies to Wen Duoduo! (First order required)

The Jeragond Sacred Stone is different from the sacred stone of unknown authenticity in the Holy Stone Square. The one in Ernst's hand is a genuine sacred object.

One morning, the holy stone that suddenly appeared in Ernst's coat pocket contained a trace of Hieragond's will. As long as Ernst prayed to the holy stone, Hieragond would be able to receive messages and provide help. .

Different from the highly restricted gifts in some unorthodox myths and legends, Yelagund's sacred stone does not require any unnecessary sacrifices or rituals. In the words of the great God Yelagund himself, it is:

"It's a devil's deal that requires a price. My love is selfless and infinite."

What a great god, even a man like Ernst who prided himself on pragmatism and had no piety to speak of was moved to tears.

People have been taught since childhood that the most selfless love in the world is maternal love. Ernst could not wait to change his prayer to Jeragonde into "Only Mother is Good in the World" translated from Kjerag.

Of course, the divine stone cannot be used casually. First of all, Yeragonde's feelings must be taken into consideration. Although she will not complain, Ernst cannot treat others as customer service on call.A famous god of the void, Raven 12345, once said: "The biggest reason that kills God's love for people is the complaint-style prayers that come in every day, like a bad review of a takeout."

Secondly, you have to consider your own situation. Relying too much on the Yeragond Divine Stone may make you a useless person. What is the difference between that and the Great Elder?

Based on these two principles, Ernst only tried to use the sacred stone twice. One was when Casimir met Hinterlaya and Roy, in order to prevent the smiling assassin from doing anything drastic. , he held the sacred stone.The second time is now this time.

Carefully wrapping the sacred stone in a handkerchief and putting it back into the inner bag on his chest, Ernst looked at the dull look of Kent Windermere sitting on the sofa and couldn't help but express concern:

"Hello? Are you okay?"

I saw Kent raised his hands together in a daze, and prayed with a blasphemous tone and a pious expression: "Holy Son, thank you, Okamon."

Ernst: "..."

He suddenly understood what it was like for Vina to hear him speaking Victorian.

Really, thank you for your hard work!

Ernst calmed down his guilt and took a cup of hot tea for Kent:

"There is no need to be so polite. Mr. Representative, and the young lady in your arms, the most important thing is that nothing happens to you."

Taking the tea cup, Kent took two sips, completely ignoring the temperature that was not suitable for the entrance. Only after his whole body was warmed up, he regained his energy and said slowly:

"Just call me Kent, Kent Windermere. This is my daughter and the daughter of the Duke of Windermere, Daphne Windermere. Thank you very much for the miracle you performed, Your Majesty the Son."

"On this occasion, it would be better for you to address me by my title." Ernst stepped forward and extended his hand, "Speaker of Kjerag and Prime Minister, Ernst Shivaash."

"As for the miracle you mentioned, that is not my credit, but belongs to our great god of Kjerag, Citizen No. [-], the Great God Yeragond."

God?Citizen No. [-]?

It took Kent a long time to connect these two seemingly contradictory words, and a somewhat admiring smile appeared on his face:

“What a creative idea and you are an amazing person.”

He used the honorific not only because of Ernst's life-saving grace, but also because of his admiration for the amount of information Ernst displayed in these two short sentences.

What a magical idea is it to accept gods as citizens of the country and allow gods who enjoy the country’s faith to legally serve the country?

What kind of bold and talented person could conceive of this method, and what kind of gentle and meek god can accept it?

No matter what, he was indeed becoming more and more interested in Kjerag's current appearance.This trip was not in vain.

Of course, the top priority is to talk to Mr. Prime Minister about another matter!

He carefully laid Daphne in his arms flat on the sofa and said seriously:

"Prime Minister Ernst, although it may be a bit sudden to say this, I must tell you that it was not an accident that happened to me, but a premeditated assassination!"

"Someone wants to do harm to my wife, the glorious Duke of Windermere, so he sent an assassin to sneak into my team and want to kill me first. I need to return to the Duke of Windermere immediately to warn her about this. !”

Ernst frowned and took a step back:

"Yeragond cannot travel too far, and the sacred stone can only be effective within Sheragg."

This sentence is half true and half false. Yeragond can indeed teleport within Kjerag at will, but it does not mean that he will lose all his magic power after leaving Kjerag. It will only be affected by some small forces who do not fight in the local area. It's just a limitation, there is still no doubt about the strength of the giant beast.

But Ernst could not let him intervene in Victoria's struggle like a mercenary.

Then isn’t it a gift for his mother?

Fortunately, Kent had no intention of relying on Yeragond. After being slightly disappointed, he continued:

"No, Prime Minister Ernst, I want to make a deal with you."

"From the day I leave until the beginning of next year, I would like to ask your permission to let Daphne stay in Kjerag as a member of Kjerag and accept your asylum."

Political asylum?

Ernst immediately understood what Kent meant.

For a civil servant in the modern Chinese dynasty, this term is somewhat unfamiliar, but for foreign countries, political asylum is almost a norm.

If we talk about the most famous political asylum seeker in the world before Ernst's time travel, it must be Edward Snowden, the person who exposed the Prism Gate of the Lighthouse Country. This man made a big deal for the whole world at the time , single-handedly made the Lighthouse Country, the world's hegemon, look like a fool.He accomplished what Da Mao had not been able to accomplish when he was still alive. He gave Lighthouse a big blowjob and a pat on the butt, and escaped without any trouble.

Of course, Kent's application for political asylum for Daphne did not mean that he would also return to Victoria for the whole life. Based on what he just said, the father probably just wanted to ensure the safety of his daughter.

Victoria's current situation is worse than she imagined.

Ernst clicked his tongue but said nothing.Kent took this as a reminder to ask him to make a bid, and said crisply:

"Of course, while Daphne is harassing you, her food, living, entertainment, education and other expenses will be borne by the Duke of Windermere."

He blinked and said very sincerely,

"Based on this consideration and my gratitude to you, I am willing to pay you 1000 million Victoria pounds as a fee."

Ernst's thighs suddenly softened, and if he hadn't been holding on to the chair, he would have almost fallen to the ground.

In order to cover up his gaffe, he slowly sat down on the chair and asked in disbelief:

"1000?"

Does your Daphne eat gold or drink silver, live in diamonds or sleep in pure Origin Stone?The Victoria Pound is the currency with the strongest purchasing power in the entire Terra. At 1000 million, can you really say that?

Seeing Ernst's question, Kent immediately understood what Ernst meant and continued:

"You're right, 1000 million is indeed a bit cramped. Dafien suddenly came to an unfamiliar environment. If he got sick, it would be a big expense, but I didn't think about it well. So, I An additional 1000 million Victoria pounds will be used as funding, and I hope you can take good care of Daphne."

The amount of 2000 million is not a large amount in his opinion. After all, the Duke of Windermere is a large duchy, with several mobile city-level metropolises under its jurisdiction. The amount of taxes it can collect every year is a considerable amount. , even if most of it is used for the maintenance of high-speed warships and the construction of the army, there is still a lot of money left over.

Daphne is the only daughter of Amfelise and the undisputed heir to the next generation of the Duke of Windermere.It's never too much to spend money on her safety.

However, as soon as he opened his mouth, Ernst's heart almost stopped beating.

"2000?"

He asked as if he wanted to double-check.

2000 million Victoria pounds, which according to the current exchange rate in Terra, converted into Colombian gold certificates is nearly [-] million!

Ernst sold six square kilometers of land, and after all his calculations, he got 500 million gold coupons.After arguing with Enxiodis for a long time, I finally got [-] million Longmen coins from his hand. This is [-] million for a little girl like Dai Fein to live in Xierag for a few days?

If I plant Daefion all over the six square kilometers of Tukarim, will I become the richest man in Terra tomorrow?

The small stove I bought couldn’t even fit in this big area!

Seeing Ernst's eyes moving towards Daphne, an idea flashed in Kent's mind, and he finally realized what Ernst meant, and a professional smile appeared on his face:

"Of course, in order to thank you for your life-saving grace, I will also pay 1000 million pounds to your private account in my own name. Please don't refuse. For people like us, life is always priceless."

What he said came from the bottom of his heart.

Even if Ernst doesn't remind him, he will remember to repay Ernst for his help. Such things as glory and wealth will be inexhaustible for him as long as he is the Duke's husband and as long as the name of Windermere still rules a duchy. All.

But if Daphne dies, he dies, and the Windermere family becomes extinct, then there will really be nothing left.

Instead of handing over your wealth to an unknown successor noble, you should be generous to your savior no matter how generous you are.

Moreover, even if we only focus on interests, this bribe is necessary.

Although Jeragond protects Kjerag, only Ernst, the holy son, can call him. If he only gives Kjerag money but not Ernst, he will get nothing out of this job. , can this allow people to do things with peace of mind?

In other words, 1000 million can be exchanged for the favor of the god's spokesperson and the god's blessing. Is there any more cost-effective business than this?

Kent just hoped that Ernst would not ask for anything other than money, because that was not something he could decide on his own.

As long as it's money, it doesn't matter if you add more.

"3000 million..." Ernst was almost speechless. His thoughts were like the core of a heated furnace, with nothing but wanton burning and excessive warmth.

He even grew evil and had a terrible idea involuntarily.

Look, this little kitten is white and tender. How about we tie her up and fuck her?

As soon as this thought flashed through his mind, Ernst's eyes flashed into the classic scene from the TV series "There is money behind the walls of the house, but I didn't dare to spend a penny."

No, no, it’s not serious to make money like this.We are a serious government and cannot do this.

After rubbing his head and throwing away the evil thoughts, Ernst looked at Kent and nodded as if he was afraid that he would regret it:

"it is good!"

"Thank you for your generosity, Prime Minister Ernst. Windermere will be your forever friend. May Jeragond bless you!" Kent said the lines that had been rehearsed countless times in his mind like a mouthful.