Hatto-ryu Two-dimensional

Friends who had been offline for a long time came online again and invited them to play games together, and they promised to have fun together without getting into trouble.

Question, if it were you, what would you do?

Anyway, Ying Lili went straight to the game and followed!

"Green plum is the way to go!" :Come!Let’s start qualifying! 』

After hitting it off immediately, the two immediately formed a team to start the qualifying competition.

After matching for less than 1 minute, you will enter the casting interface.

The location occupied by Kasugano Mirai is on the first floor.

In other words, he selects people first.

Immediately, a scene happened that caused Yinglili's blood pressure to soar.

"Our "Chinese Jinyiwei" has selected the hero "Wind Swordsman Yasuo"! "

After the system prompts, and after a brief silence, the chat channel is filled with countless messages.

"Teammate Passerby A: Baga!"Which one do you choose to work on? ! 』

"Teammate Passerby B: Pfft~ I seem to understand something about this colonel-level language. 』

"Teammate Passerby B: However, should I say it or not, there is indeed a problem with your choice of role. 』

"Teammate C: Good guy, I specifically cut out the interface and took a look. I'm sure I'm playing the neon server!"Are the two co-authored teammates both from the same team? 』

"Teammate Passerby C: What's going on on the fifth floor?"Are you one of your own?If yes, make a sound. 』

Yinglili's eyes were already wide open, and her little head was full of doubts.

Although she was angry at her game friend's lack of martial ethics, but now she was even more shocked by the remarks of the other three teammates?

What is that horse riding thing that the first teammate mentioned? !

Is there such syntax in neon language?

Or is it that the Chinese language class is taught by the physical education teacher?

Although the remarks of No. 2 teammate do not contain much information, you can taste the first sentence and taste it carefully!

As for Teammate No. 3, that wasn’t even a hint, he just threw the answer in your face!

"You're cooperating with a bunch of foreign player teammates, right?" 』

"I@#&%fuck!"

After realizing the truth, the girl who couldn't hold back her emotions spat in neon language with some half-baked Chinese language in the room, and her saliva flew everywhere.

image?

Sorry, this is my own home, my own room. What is that thing?

However, this was the truth, and she had to accept it no matter how hard it was to accept.

While a few people were chatting and typing, the other three teammates had already chosen their roles one by one.

It doesn't matter what role it is. Anyway, there are two undercover agents planted on the opposite side, so it's useless for them to choose anything.

——Seeing that her friend betrayed the agreement she made before the game started, Eirili was filled with anger and fear, and she chose a hero without even thinking about it.

"Our side "Qingmei is the king!" Choose the hero "Lord of Shadow Stream o Calamity!"

At this moment, the other three teammates were completely blown away.

For a time, the team channel was flooded with beautiful words and phrases.

However, the two big scammers have tacitly blocked the news of their teammates.

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10 minutes later, big red words appeared on the computer screen.

The expression on the face of the girl sitting in front of the computer can be said to be very rich at this time. Sometimes she is gritting her teeth, and sometimes she is smiling. She looks like she is suffering from schizophrenia.

"Although this guy is really a cheat, I have to admit that I am really happy when I play with him."

This is also the reason why she is often tricked and still enjoys playing with each other.

——Playing games is either to win, for happiness, or for work, such as professional athletes, power training, etc.

Yinglili is not a douchebag, her current occupation is a student.

If the game couldn't be won and it still couldn't bring her happiness, she would have deleted him and blocked him from the one-stop package service. How could he have played with him for so long?

After the game ended, the girl who was in high spirits did not care about the loss just now, and initiated a second invitation without thinking.

Just like the previous result, the other party immediately chose to agree.

Then, history began to repeat itself.

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The third round.

Lost.

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The fourth game.

Lost.

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Fifth game.

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Sixth inning.

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I don’t know how much time has passed, but when Ying Lili ended the game, the score interface was all red.

At this time, the latest news came from the friend channel.

"Huaxia Jinyiwei: Speaking of which, we have been playing together for so long, and it seems we haven't played solo yet. 』

"Huaxia Jinyiwei: It's better to choose a different day than to hit the sun, now do it?" 』

Although Yinglili is timid and cares about other people's opinions, she still has a desire to win and lose.

What's more, now that she is on the Internet, she is even more fearless.

Solo?

Just come, who is afraid of who? !

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Half an hour later, looking at the bright words 0-15 on the settlement score, the girl fell silent.

This was followed by gnashing of teeth: "Damn it!"

"Obviously we are good friends, why can't you just give me one or two kills to make my loss less ugly?"

"Do you understand what etiquette and sophistication mean?!"

If things come to this, nothing will happen later. At best, the girl will write someone down in her notebook, work hard secretly, and wait for one day to say 30 years to the east of the river and 30 years to the west of the river.

It's a pity that there are no ifs, what-ifs, what-ifs and the like in reality.

After being squeezed and bullied by his girlfriend in all kinds of ways last night, with the afternoon's happiness, the pleasure of torturing a novice, and the Internet, the depression in Kasugano Mirai's heart dissipated, and at the same time, he felt a little bit elated.

So, after Yinglili exited the settlement interface and returned to the game lobby, she received several messages like this.

"Huaxia Jinyiwei: That's it?" 』

"Huaxia Jinyiwei: It's no exaggeration to say that if I sprinkle a handful of cat food on the keyboard, my cat will play better than you." 』

Such provocative words made the girl furious, and her twin ponytails were threatening to explode.

However, the matter is not over yet, because the news from the other side is not over yet.

"Huaxia Jinyiwei: I always thought that the reason why we lost was because we both like to work hard. I didn't expect that the truth was that you were too good. The guilt of cheating your teammates suddenly disappeared a lot." 』

"Huaxia Jinyiwei: But it doesn't matter. I won't dislike you. Let's continue to play and have fun together in the future." 』

On the surface, Yinglili is an elegant, calm, well-educated young lady.

But privately, she is an impulsive and irritable book painter.

Being so provoked, and every word hurt her heart more and more, driven by anger, the girl sent out such a message.

"Green plum is the way to go!" : Ha~ You also know that we play games for fun, right?I'm not like you, I only find satisfaction online. In reality, I can beat you ten times! 』

As mentioned just now, due to various reasons, Kasugano Mirai is now a little confused.

Therefore, when he saw this sentence, he gave a completely opposite answer than usual.

"Huaxia Jinyiwei: Do you want to fight ten?"Could it be that your surname is Ye too? 』

"Huaxia Jinyiwei: But it doesn't matter if your surname is Ye, you still can't beat me. 』

In the second sentence, he did not use exclamation points to strengthen the tone.

However, it was this plain words that seemed to state the facts that detonated Yinglili's mentality that was on the verge of explosion, so that she made a very irrational statement.

"Green plum is the way to go!" : What kind of skill is oral pleasure?If you have the ability to solo offline!Let’s see who is the king of mouth! 』

After the message was sent, the girl, who was already in high spirits, was afraid that the other party would not agree, so she sent several provocative expressions one after another, and then edited and sent several messages.

"Green plum is the way to go!" : Seeing how powerful you were just now, you shouldn’t be scared now, right? 』

"Green plum is the way to go!" : If you are afraid of what I will do to you if we meet alone, the meeting place can be in a crowded place like Akihabara. 』

"Green plum is the way to go!" : Don’t ask me why I decided to meet in Akihabara. The place I often go to is Ginza, but the consumption level in that place is probably beyond your affordability, so I decided to meet in nearby Akihabara. 』