After leaving a simple math problem, Gu Shi clapped his paws in satisfaction. Just as he was about to turn around and leave, he saw Erlang, who was crying out for stomachache just now, also running over with a big rock and a silly smile on his face.

Placing his stone next to Gu Shi's stone, Erlang carved in a graceful manner "Wait until the Double Ninth Festival, and come back to pick chrysanthemums" and looked at Gu Shi happily, wanting the teacher to comment on it.

Looking at the string of words that looked like earthworms crawling out, Gu Shi's mouth twitched a few times. Considering that Erlang had only been learning to write for less than a month, and that he was writing with his claws, he swallowed the complaint on his lips and nodded stiffly.

"Well, the poem I used this time was barely correct."

After saying this, fearing that Erlang would want to appreciate his masterpiece himself, Gu Shi quickly coughed and waved his hand to change the subject.

"Okay, you should say goodbye to the bat quickly. We should leave now."

After saying that, Gu Shi took the lead and walked out of the Killian group. Erlang scratched his head, looked at Xushan beside him, rolled his eyes, and uttered, "We brothers are one literary and one martial (rational), and when we join forces, we are invincible. You work hard, and when you come out, big brother will take you to conquer the world and dominate the world!"

Taking advantage of the fact that the bat had no way to refute that he had become the big brother, Erlang nodded contentedly, said "goodbye", and without any sadness of parting, happily caught up with Gu Shi.

Gu Shi slapped Erlang on the head, causing the thirty-meter-tall man to stagger.

"Just listen to the story. Don't you feel embarrassed when the character's lines are spoken in real life? You're still trying to dominate the world, but there's nothing like the martial arts world in Hueco Mundo!"

"How come it's gone? Gu Shi, as you said, wherever there are people, there is a martial arts world!"

"Is there anyone in Hueco Mundo? Are you a human or am I a human?"

"I don't care! Hueco Mundo is the martial arts world anyway, and I, Erlang Kuangke, will dominate it. My sword energy can span 30,000 miles, and my sword light can freeze 19 continents! So cool!"

"Tonight's storytelling session has been cancelled."

"No, Gu Shi, I was wrong. I don't want to dominate the martial arts world anymore. I can go to college, right? Don't you want me to go to college? I will go. I will go to any place you want me to go to!"

The tall figure gradually walked away, but the silent Xushan Mountain still stood there, quietly and silently.

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Chapter 53: The Poet, the Knight and the True Lord

"Erlang, come and see. Remember, this is the standard of idiocy. If you dare to imitate him in the future, I will beat you severely."

Gu Shi stepped on Killian, who was a little taller than himself, and called Erlang to come over to visit the mentally handicapped.

Killian, who was called a moron, refused to admit defeat even though both of his arms were broken, and kept shouting at the top of his lungs.

"You're dead! I'm going to kill you! I must kill you! I'm the strongest!"

Erlang, who came over to visit the mentally retarded man, was a little annoyed by what he heard and kicked the mentally retarded man on the head to silence him temporarily before rubbing his chin in confusion.

"Gu Shi, this guy may be a little dumb, but at least he has an independent mind. Compared to ordinary Killian, he should be considered smarter. There is no need to call him mentally retarded."

"Ordinary Killians don't even have brains. They're not much smarter than ants. How hopeless are you to compare your IQ with theirs?"

Rolling his eyes, Gu Shi glared at Erlang unhappily. Seeing that he shrank his neck and had no intention of continuing to refute him, he continued.

"This is the Great Hollow Forest. There is no shortage of Hollows. Just walk a few steps and you can find a group of brainless Killians. It's like a buffet. This guy still jumped out to cause trouble for us. Don't you think this is stupid?"

"You are the idiot. I am called a war maniac! Do you understand? "

The silencing effect of Erlang's kick did not last long. Killian, who was stepped on by Gu Shi, woke up again. When he heard Gu Shi criticizing him, he immediately shouted in dissatisfaction.

"You are all guys without goals and dreams, but I am different! I have found my purpose in life! I live for fighting! I live in battle and die in battle! I live a much more real life than guys like you who think they are smart!"

This rebuttal made Gu Shi look at this "retard" with a new respect. He didn't expect that among the lower-level virtual beings, there would actually be someone who would think about something like "survival goals".

"Okay, it seems that I have wronged you. You are not mentally retarded, just a little... stupid? Why are you still glaring at me, dissatisfied? Stupid, you are not stupid, but it's okay to be stupid, right?"

There is no day and night alternation in Hueco Mundo, so it is impossible to judge the time accurately and one can only rely on physical sensation to make vague guesses. In Gu Shi's opinion, it has been almost half a month since he said goodbye to the bats. It is rare to meet a guy with independent consciousness and with whom he can communicate normally. Since he can ensure that the other party poses no threat, Gu Shi is happy to tease this guy and have a good chat with him.

"You fool, you said we don't have dreams and goals. That's a bit too arbitrary. Come on, Erlang, tell him your dream and let him broaden his horizons."

Swish!Swish!Swish!

Amid the rustling sound of his robe passing through the air, Erlang quickly struck several handsome poses, finally pausing in a position with his legs slightly bent, one hand twisted and stretched backwards, and the other hand stretched out in front of him. He looked down at the fool lying on the ground through his fingers and slowly uttered a "low and hoarse" voice.

"I, Jilang Jushi, will become the greatest poet in the entire Hueco Mundo, the most handsome knight, holding the sun and the moon in my hands and picking the stars. There is no one like me in the world. One day, the whole world will dance at my fingertips like the lightning of a dream bubble. At that time, I will be a legend!"

While speaking, Erlang quietly released some spiritual pressure to form wind pressure, which made his black robe rustle, adding a bit of his imposing aura.

The fool lying on the ground looked up at Erlang's scarlet and domineering eyes. He was a little dazed for a moment. He only felt that the body of Erlang in front of him was so tall (30 meters) and so impressive.

Although I don’t know what poets and knights are, since they can say such domineering words as “hold the sun and the moon in your hands and pluck the stars”, I think poets and knights must be great beings as great as gods, right?

Awesome! Amazing! So cool!

The fool was intoxicated by Erlang's tyranny, while Gu Shi secretly hated himself for being so rude a few days ago. While telling the story, he also mentioned a few methods of practicing bubble sounds.

Listening to Erlang reciting the lines in a rough, bubbling voice, Gu Shi felt as if ants were crawling on his body and he felt uncomfortable all over.

"Okay, I've finished talking about my goals, now it's your turn, Gu Shi."

Gu Shi was feeling uncomfortable, but Erlang had already contentedly put away his "winning move" and passed the ball to Gu Shi under the adoring gaze of the fool.

The idiot who was still being stepped on by Gu Shi immediately struggled hard and turned over under Gu Shi's feet. His claws that were kicked off before seemed to have fully recovered, but he had no intention of getting up and fighting back. He just lay obediently under Gu Shi's feet, stretched his neck and looked up at Gu Shi, his watery and bloody eyes full of anticipation. Erlang also looked super excited, clenching his claws and waiting for Gu Shi's performance.

Gu Shi had originally intended to just fool them, but after seeing the performance of these two idiots, he simply made up his mind, swung the wide sleeves of his black robe, put his paws behind his back, and used his spiritual power to stimulate the air flow, causing the robe to float gently backwards. He spoke slowly in a leisurely and ethereal tone.

"The heaven and earth may decay, but I am not. The sun and the moon may perish, but I am not extinguished. I, Gu Shi Zhen Jun, am the immortal who has lived for billions of years. The love, hatred, dreams and aspirations of all living beings are nothing more than a short dream in the torrent of time. Only I can stand at the end of time and overlook all living beings. When the world comes to an end, and you all turn to dust, I will be alone, carrying the memories of the entire world, to welcome the birth of the next world."

After Gu Shi finished speaking, he put his hands behind his back and looked up at the dark ceiling of Hueco Mundo. He remained silent and tried to control his aura, but he felt a little nervous. He had tried to be as straightforward as possible, and wondered if these two idiots who were obsessed with the romance of martial arts could understand the romance of fairy tales.

An atmosphere of silence spread, with only the low howls of the Killian group in the distance being sent to Gu Shi's ears intermittently by the dry and hot wind of the Great Void Forest.

The longer he was silent, the more embarrassed Gu Shi felt. He couldn't help but start to doubt whether he had not prepared well and thus embarrassed the two idiots beside him.

At this moment, Erlang suddenly pounced like a tiger, and his big claws tightly grasped Gu Shi's thighs.

"No! Wuuuuu, Gu Shi, please don't leave me alone! I want to go to the next world, too! Please take me with you!"

Gu Shi watched helplessly as Erlang's snot and tears poured out, and then all of them rubbed onto his black robe. Before he could react, the idiot under his feet suddenly howled and hugged his other leg.

“Gu Shi Zhenjun, please take me with you! I want to see the new world, too!!”

Two huge guys over thirty meters long held Gu Shi's legs and howled like ghosts. Feeling the hem of his robe getting wetter and wetter, Gu Shi's expression gradually became distorted and hideous.

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Chapter 54 We Are Really Smart (Part 2)

"Gu Shi Zhenjun, how can this world be so unfair? Monsters can transform into human form when they become stronger, and can use all kinds of handsome and powerful weapons and magic tools. But if we, Killian, evolve into Achukas, we will transform from human form back into various animals and will no longer be able to use weapons. Alas, it makes me feel uncomfortable just thinking about it."

"Don't call me Zhenjun!"

"Okay, okay. I have a bad memory and forget things easily. If I forget again, I'll have to trouble you to remind me again. By the way, Master Zhen, do you think that when I evolve Achukas in the future, can I evolve it into a monkey? Monkeys' claws are similar to human hands, so they should be able to hold weapons, right?"

"Don't call me Zhenjun!"

After glaring fiercely at the fool in front of him, Gu Shi slapped him on the head, knocking him to the ground. Still angry, he kicked him again.

"How do I know what you will evolve into? If you are really capable, just evolve into Vastod. I heard that Vastod are all in human form."

Killian was thick-skinned and tough. After being knocked to the ground and kicked, he got up as if nothing had happened. He was not worried about being slapped again and shamelessly rubbed against Gu Shi. This time Gu Shi did not attack him, but Erlang knocked him to the ground in disgust.

"Don't get so close, it makes us seem like we know each other well. Also, why do you always follow us? It's been so many days and you're still pestering us. Be careful that one day we get too lazy to go out and look for food and just eat you as our food reserve."

The fool was still not angry. He got up, brushed off the dust on his body, and shamelessly moved closer to Erlang. He put his paws around Erlang's shoulders, leaned close to his ear and spoke in a low voice.

"Mr. Erlang, I know what you are worried about. Don't worry, I just admire Master Gu Shi's knowledge and want to learn how to become an immortal from him. I have no intention of competing with you for your friend."

Erlang frowned and knocked the claw off his shoulder in disgust, but his attitude became a little better and he didn't knock the idiot down directly.

"Just talk, why are you getting so close? Also, Gu Shi said that the gods and the like were all made up by him, didn't you hear it?"

The fool rubbed his paws, not minding Erlang's attitude, still with a silly smile on his face. He nudged Erlang with his shoulder and asked in a low voice.

"Hey, Master Erlang, what you said is not very kind. Master Zhenjun said that he made up the martial arts world and the Jianghu. Do you believe that heroes like Yang Guo and Guo Jing were made up?"

"Of course I don't believe it!"

Erlang shook his head vigorously without hesitation, then lowered his voice and laughed a few times with some complacency.

"Haha, think about it yourself. Gu Shi described the experiences of those heroes so clearly that he could even tell which hero inherited the martial arts of which hero. How could this be made up?

"Gu Shi, like those old masters and mentors, must be worried that I am not strong enough and that if I rashly enter the martial arts world, I will not be able to become a hero but will become a small pawn to set off the heroes. That's why he lied to me and said that the martial arts world does not exist.

"Just wait and see. When I become Yachukas in the future and become stronger than I am now, Gu Shi will definitely tell me where the real Jianghu is."

When Erlang finished speaking, his eyebrows almost flew up with excitement, and his voice unconsciously rose a little. His eyes were full of yearning for the rivers and lakes and knights. Hanhuo also nodded in agreement, with a bit of excitement in his voice.

"That's right, that's what I thought too. If Master Gu Shi had never seen a god, how could he describe the things between gods so clearly? He must have really seen gods. Maybe Master Gu Shi was a god in the past."

As he spoke, the fool's voice unconsciously rose a little due to excitement.

“The True Lord must be trying to test me, so he refused to teach me the immortal classics. Didn’t Sun Wukong learn skills only after seven years of practice? I have only been with the True Lord for a few days, so it is natural that he doesn’t trust me.

"But sincerity is the key to success. I believe that as long as I am sincere enough, the Master will definitely be moved and accept me as his disciple."

Seeing the fool so determined, Erlang was deeply moved and patted him on the shoulder vigorously.

"I underestimated you. I didn't expect you to be so insightful. Since you have the perseverance and don't intend to compete with me for the title of hero, I will teach you a little trick."

At this point, Erlang stopped and stared at the fool expectantly. The fool was stunned for a moment, then reacted -

This is Jianghu!

So, the fool quickly put on an expression of admiration, clenched his two paws together in an unskillful manner, bowed to Erlang, and spoke in the tone that Gu Shi used when he told stories about the martial arts world before.

"As expected of you, Master Erlang, who always serves Master Gu Shi. You are well-informed. I am ashamed of myself as you are not as good as you. Please give me some advice."

Although Erlang felt that the fool's behavior was not "jianghu" enough, he couldn't help feeling happy that someone was finally able to talk to him like this. He quickly put on a nonchalant look and waved his hand with the demeanor of a hero.

"No need to do that. It is the responsibility of people of my generation to give guidance to those who are younger than me. Just listen carefully.

“Gu Shi is known as the Know-it-all, and he knows everything in the world. He can hide everything that happens in the martial arts world from the Six Gates and Kaifeng Prefecture, but he can’t hide anything from him.

"This man's words and deeds seem ordinary, but he often reveals some secrets that only martial arts masters can know. I heard the secret of Dugu Jiujian from chatting with him. If you are lucky enough to talk to him, you might as well carefully ponder every word he said, and you will definitely gain something."

After saying this, Erlang finally satisfied his urge to be a senior master. He felt relaxed all over, even more comfortable than eating a whole Killian in one breath. If the fool could be smarter and say a few words like "Thank you for your guidance, sir. I am very grateful" or "I admire you for telling me such a secret." It would be even better.

However, when Erlang looked at the fool's reaction with great expectation, he saw him staring with wide eyes, as if he didn't understand anything, and his eyes were full of confusion. Erlang's chivalrous spirit suddenly disappeared, and he shook his head helplessly.

"That is to say, when Gu Shi tells a story, he sometimes blurts out some secret things. If you think carefully, you might be able to find one or two useful words."

The fool suddenly realized and thanked Erlang repeatedly. Erlang had lost his previous interest and waved his hand to deal with it. Then he ran aside to study Dugu Nine Swords.

The fool didn't care whether Erlang was disappointed or not. He stared and began to recall what Gu Shi had said in the past few days, trying to find one or two secrets of cultivating immortals from them.

Gu Shi sat aside, gnawing on Killian's thigh, looking at this crazy guy, as if he saw himself being addicted to online novels, finding a lot of "cultivation methods" on the Internet, practicing yoga life wheel today, practicing magic visualization tomorrow, and practicing for almost a year before giving up practice under the threat of the college entrance examination monster.

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