Miss Serena's daily rent collection in American comics

But the dream he had today was something he had never experienced before in his life.

It was not a prophecy from the past or the future, nor was it a revelation of some desperate doomsday scenario. Instead, it turned him into a cat in a dream... a cat with a strange bat-like pattern on its face.

But he did not bring justice to the cat world as a bat cat in his dream. Instead, he became a bystander, watching the shocking secret of a fight between humans and cats for world domination...

It was not that a major war broke out, but rather the process was tortuous and bizarre.

At the beginning of the story, a stray cat came to a small town called Gotham and told the cats in the town about her dream. She claimed that as long as a thousand cats could build a world ruled by cats in their dreams, it would become a reality...

"Before the origin, there was night, and the night was endless. In the beginning, time passed relentlessly. In this passage, all possibilities were destroyed, and all possibilities existed. When these two possibilities were mixed together, the universe was born. And various forms of the universe also appeared, in each similar but different universe. People can dream and die. Just like stars can burn, flicker, or go out. The area you set foot in does not have anything you recognize. I need you to imagine a door, a path, and the echo of a child."

"He said......"

I thought you were here to save everyone.

'Collision warning! Please turn immediately! Please turn immediately!'

Bruce woke up immediately. However, he was not awakened by the shrill alarm, but by the Batmobile suddenly stopping, throwing him, who was not wearing a seat belt, against the front windshield, and waking him up...

"In the beginning, I was born in darkness, like all of us. There is pain, but I can ignore the insignificant pain. There is loneliness, but loneliness may make me collapse. But worse than pain, deeper than loneliness is nothingness, endless nothingness. Where there is no light, no one knows. We are born trapped in darkness, isolated from the world. I turn to my thoughts, but I see nothing, and I see no one. There are no minds devoted to dreams, no imagination, no emotions, no thoughts, no living things. Time melts in the darkness, and I am the child of night and time. Can this be the place where I end?"

As Bruce opened his eyes, those words came into his ears again.

"The war is still going on. Although it has just begun, the casualties it has caused are already unimaginable. Towns, cities, continents, and planets were destroyed at the same time. Just a few hours after the collapse of the building, civilization fell back into barbarism. This meaningless, bloody, brutal, and inevitable massacre is constantly destroying the unarmed innocent people. But suddenly there was a moment, and rumors began. Even if it was just a rumor, even if it was just the dream talk of some victims, they would still say..."

"There is one who came from pain and death, one who brought comfort to the miserable, one who filled the stomachs of the hungry, one who brought hope to the fearful, one who brought help to the weak and timid, one who struck a heavy blow to evil..."

"Tell me, Bruce."

"That person... is he you?"

Bruce did not answer the question from the voice that day, because his attention had already been attracted by the white ring that appeared on his finger at some point.

"Intelligent life has been located. Bruce Wayne from Earth..."

"The brightest day will eventually have light, look up to the stars to correct your mistakes. Light a lamp for the dawn, and the darkest night will come again with infinite brightness!"

"Destiny, I have been waiting for a long time..."

Selina, who was vividly describing the dark history of the Batman to the heroes and their families in the Hall of Justice, was suddenly stunned. Then she turned her head to look at the empty wall in surprise.

"The Spirit of Existence..."

But she soon dismissed the idea.

"No, although it looks similar, it's not the white light I remember... It seems our little bat has come up with something really new."

Unlike the warm firelight filled with the source of life in her memory, Selina felt a very strange sense of distortion from the fleeting fluctuations. It was as if reality itself was bent, and something that should not exist here was artificially placed on the flat surface of paper. As a result, the smooth mirror-like reality bulged out, which was out of tune with everything around it and looked very strange.

[This is a special power that only humans with very strong clairvoyance can awaken. They understand the true meaning of the world from the knowledge we show them. They learn how to manipulate and distort it. But this should be a very small probability event. Humans’ weak senses cannot support them to recognize our existence. Not to mention the top-secret information that reveals the nature of all things brought by our existence...]

As if they had noticed Selina's confusion, the polyamorous people directly explained the strange phenomenon happening to Bruce.

[He has such qualifications, there is no doubt that he can become our dependent. ]

"Looking for a Batman to be your henchman? What nonsense are you talking about? If this guy goes crazy, you will be in trouble."

In response, Selina just curled her lips, and she was definitely not jealous of Batman who awakened this power...

(PS: Batman, a follower of the ancient gods? A sequel to The Bat Who Laughs, a whole lotta work.)

Chapter 24: Miss Serena, who is full of evil intentions

"what happened?"

Selina's sudden action naturally attracted the attention of several people, including Damian. Batman's various dark histories were a feast for their eyes. Especially the behavior of the older middle school boy standing on the roof, saying "I am revenge, I am the night, I am Batman", made Louise, a reporter, laugh out loud. So this sudden stop made people feel a little uncomfortable...

"The little bat has learned some incredible skills from a spirit in Gotham. Don't be surprised when he shows up in a white robe and clothes later."

Selina, who was not jealous of Batman's new abilities, just curled her lips without leaving a trace, and then turned her head away with a look of disgust. She hated such unexpected things, especially when they happened to Batman, which was even more annoying.

"Hiss, White Batman..."

Damian also didn't give his cheap father any face. After hearing Selena's words, he took a breath of cold air that was not enough to cause global warming.

"It's weird, isn't it? Unfortunately not as weird as my tentacle friends."

Selina, who insulted both sides with one sentence, waved the silver spoon in her hand, and suddenly, a sundae on the table disappeared. Obviously, she sent that thing to the polyglots as a snack...

[I've said this much, but it's not enough! 】

In less than half a second, the polyglots appeared in front of her, and the slightly frantic voices...

"Stupid, can't you just copy and paste it?"

While complaining about the polyamorous, Selina continued to tell the babies around her about Batman's past. However, her thoughts had already gone to the clouds, and her mind was not focused on the current matter at all. This wonderful multi-threaded thinking is also a manifestation of the continuous strengthening of the body. It is no exaggeration to say that every organ in her body now has its own ideas, so she can do many things at the same time.

[Hey! What the hell is going on in your head? I just took a quick look! Why are there so many little people playing suona in front of me? ]

Similarly, this is also one of the protective measures against Nayako.

【Ahhhh! Stop it! Stop pulling my aho-man! What's up with this chicken-headed guy playing basketball? Why is there a ZUN-looking man holding a trumpet behind me? What the hell is that cowboy hat singing in the sky? His howl is so ugly... Wait, no Cucumber Rick! No Annoying Dog either! Why is Red Horned Triple Speed ​​here too? In that case, look at me, Rider Kic...】

Unfortunately, the knight kick failed to land successfully in the end, because Naija didn't seem to realize that the red horned triple-speed man was actually the president of the Moving Club.

As for what happens next...it's probably (→↘↓↙←)×2·BC——followed by→カイザ-ウェイブ.

"Tsk, you're almost as annoying as the Jews."

Looking at Nayako who wanted to invade her brain but failed to crawl in, Selena rolled her eyes at him.

As for why Selena hates Jews?

This involved many problems, mainly because if she wanted to use her own property to take in the survivors, she would inevitably have to come into contact with these religious fanatics.

You know, God exists in the DC universe. The comic universe is not like the world she lived in before. Most of the gods recorded in mythology can basically be seen in Marvel and DC. Even many fictional gods can be seen here. The trouble is that her current personality is a god. If she wants to maintain this personality, she will easily be dragged into the quagmire of religious war by some monotheistic religions.

Before she traveled through time, Selina hated Jews, simply because she had seen many Jewish capitalists in her daily work, and they gave her a bad impression. Especially when she learned about the various bad things these people did in order to make their fortunes, this discomfort was almost reaching the threshold.

Why does she say that the slippery slope fallacy of Justice League was poisoned by Jewish culture?

Because there are really many people who don’t know that the Anglo-Saxon bandit logic was learned from the Jews from the beginning to the end.

Why don't Jews have a country?

Because the reason why this ethnic group became rich was by robbing passing caravans on the Silk Road. The so-called Hu bandits in the Qin and Han dynasties did not refer to the Xiongnu, but the Jews. Silk and porcelain, which are as valuable as gold, only exist because of this group of people. They directly or indirectly increased the transportation costs of these goods, causing the same goods to be sold at a price difference of nearly 10 times as long as they passed through here.

Let’s not talk about the distant past, let’s just talk about the time of the Eight-Nation Alliance. Who was the person who led the British and French?

Some people with poor brains may say it was Sun Xiaochuan. But in fact, it was the Jews who led the way for Britain and France. Because in the Jewish worldview, they are God's chosen people, and everything you have is what God promised to them.

This is also why all regions that have experienced the influence of Jewish culture will develop similar bandit logic without exception.

And this is exactly the problem Selina is facing now. God exists in the DC universe, so the Jews here did not make up a myth to create a promised land, it really exists!

In Christina Rossetti's poem "Goblin Market", the Goblins she describes are based on Jews, and the poem clearly mentions that they worship underground. There is only one nation in the world that does this, and there is no need to say who it is.

The Palestinians accepted refugees from the Jews out of pity. Now you can no longer find Palestine on the map. Instead, there is Israel. Israel means "ancestors" in Jewish. But the word "ancestors" in Hebrew corresponds to the promised land in the Bible...

'I took you in because I felt sorry for you, and then you turned my country into your promised land?'

So this is Selina's biggest headache. If the Justice League really wants to take the survivors with them to move in, then she can't resort to racism and specifically exclude the Jews from the survivors.

But if she really accepted these people, who knows if they would turn her universe into their own promised land...

(PS: Yesterday I saw many so-called big Vs calling for sympathy for the Jews. Those idiots who can do such things are either stupid or bad.)

(PS2: Then he stretched out a hand, put it in the bowl and started waiting for the ticket.)

Chapter 25 The First Night is Coming to an End

[Although it sounds a bit extreme, those who dare to promote monotheism are either crazy or stupid. It's a pity that the God they are talking about is obviously not one of them.]

Selina's worries were not groundless. The Polyhedrons also knew that those who dared to play with the One God Cult were not good people, so they were also a little worried that such a thing would really happen. Killing some ordinary humans was not a big deal, but the trouble was that killing these people might provoke a god... and a very unpleasant god.

"Those who abuse Jewish culture tend to go to extremes when they act. In their worldview, if there is one, there is only one. Anyone who dares to say two will be against them. This is a more extreme way of thinking than the diode. At least the diode knows that the world is divided into black and white, but in their world, as long as there is black, there can be absolutely no white."

After hearing what the polyglots said, Selina was not in a good mood, but she did not show it on her face. She still looked lazy. She kept telling the increasing number of people around her about the dark history of Batman.

At this time, she had finished talking about the main earth in the Golden Age and began to talk about Earth 1 during the Infinite Earth Crisis. Especially the appearance of Alexander Luthor Jr. and Clark Kent Jr. attracted the exclamations of the surviving young heroes, including Jonathan Jr.

[You said before that there is a God in this world. We are more curious about the God you mentioned.]

"The Presence? That's not something you should be exposed to. You and he are not at the same level. The more you know now, the faster you will die later..."

Hearing this, Serena ruthlessly rejected the polyhedrons' fantastic ideas. In her opinion, as long as the tentacle babies dared to have some crooked ideas about that person, then the father's good son would immediately appear in front of her. Then let her experience what it means to have half the power of God, and even the great darkness is only worthy of being its clone.

[So you're not going to deal with it? At least we need to know where the promised land is. We don't want to build a house and then let a foreign thief take over the house.]

"You think I am."

But simply not bringing the Jews along would make the League suspicious. Batman is not a pushover, so picking out the Jews to kill would not work. In order to prevent these people from causing trouble in her home, Selina had imagined many scenarios of a falling out between the two sides. But in the end, she would definitely end up killing the Justice League...

"If it doesn't work...then I can only ask God for help."

Selina, who couldn't come up with any good ideas after thinking about it, had to wave the silver key in her hand again, recall one of the Hounds of Tindalos that had been released into this universe before, and then give it new instructions.

"I need you to help me find someone... a dog to be exact."

After these words came out, not only the multi-stars were stunned, but also the survivors who were still thinking about the dark history of Batman. They clearly didn't see anything, but the goddess was talking to the air...

"It's about thirty-seven centimeters long, with long palm-colored hair. It could be anywhere in any city. However, it's unique, and you should be able to find an omnipresent figure on the timeline. Your mission is to find it. And then... bring it here."

As soon as she finished her words, the Hound of Tindalos disappeared in front of Serena.

"what is that......"

Little Jonathan Kent frowned slightly. As the counterpart of Superboy-Prime, he seemed to have caught a fleeting flash for a moment. But he was not sure what he saw, and it was possible that he saw it wrongly.

Because the figure in his Kryptonian vision appeared as a very strange mass. It didn't look like a living thing, and it didn't look like any structure in the material world. The molecules all over its body were arranged in an order beyond his cognition. It was as if... it didn't belong here from the beginning to the end.

"That's my messenger. It's normal that you can't see it. Its activities in the material world rely on reducing its own information sequence from the thirteen-dimensional space and carrying it out through the angular arc of time itself."

Although he didn't understand what he heard, Jonathan nodded. His father was busy saving the world and had no time to accompany them. Selina's collection of Batman's dark history stories relieved the boredom of this period. Although Bruce himself would not be too friendly no matter how you think about it...

[Wait, you said their activities depend on the angle of time itself? ! ! ]

"To be more precise, the angle needs to be less than or equal to 120 degrees so that they can pass through easily."

[I said this thing would appear everywhere, and it especially likes to chase and bite people! Msisha, if you have the guts, don't run! We are not done today! This time we will decide who is better, and who lives or dies!]

Selina, who caused the polyamorous people to start fighting with just one sentence, had never expected that her ability to stir up trouble would be so strong.

"So you haven't learned your lesson after being bitten so many times? I can understand something after seeing it once... Fat otaku, you can't do that."