Miss Serena's daily rent collection in American comics

Garth Ennis is a rare figure in the American comics industry. He has worked for DC and Marvel, and the famous comics "Preacher", "The Punisher", "Dark Realm", "The Boys", etc. are all from his pen. "Crossed", as a not-so-conventional "zombie" comic, happens to be his work!

So when Selina discovered that the zombie virus in this world seemed a little different and strange patterns appeared on the faces of the infected, she immediately thought of the comic book "Blood Cross"...

Blood Cross is a work published by Avatar Comics. If you are not familiar with this company, you should have some impression of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Moreover, after Chaos Comics went bankrupt, it also became the copyright owner of Lady Death.

"It seems that the thief...seems to be playing with something very new?"

Selina raised her brows slightly and quickly came up with her own countermeasures.

"Doesn't it have a system that allows people to choose a world to enter and then loot items? I think we may need to come up with one as well."

As she spoke, Selina opened a passage to another multiverse.

"Since it has already begun to seek unnecessary means outside the omnipotent universe, I think this Pandora's box should be left to suffer the consequences of its own actions."

Selina came here across the entire omniverse.

As soon as he looked up, he saw one of his targets on this trip——Sarah Perniney......

(PS: Witch Blade is coming! It makes a super awesome sound...)

(PS2: Then he stretched out a hand, put it in the bowl and started waiting for the ticket.)

Chapter 185: Serena is ready to flip the table

Long before she traveled through time, Selena had heard such a joke.

It is said that there is a teacher in an unknown village. Although he has his own beliefs, he is neither a Buddhist nor a Taoist. He believes in Confucianism...

In his daily life, whether he was teaching or doing something else, he always had a set of wise sayings about his beliefs, which he always kept on his lips. It was called "Don't try to get away with it when facing difficulties, and don't try to get away with it when facing wealth." This saying comes from "The Book of Rites", which is considered a Confucian classic. Although there is nothing wrong with what he said, it means that when you encounter money, don't hope to get it by chance, and when you encounter danger, don't try to get away with it by chance. But the problem is that this old man didn't understand what this meant. Even though he kept saying this sentence over and over again, and even for decades...

Later, the teacher died of old age and went to the underworld to see the King of Hell. The King of Hell said that he had done nothing bad or good in this life. Then he followed the process and chose what he wanted to do in the next life.

As a result, the gentleman thought of "When faced with danger, do not avoid it; when faced with wealth, do not seek it", but he did not know whether it was because he was old or for some other reason, he could not figure out how to pronounce the word "勿", and finally said "When faced with danger, do not avoid it; when faced with wealth, do not seek it"......

"Hey, I want to be a bitch!"

As soon as these words came out, the King of Hell was stunned on the spot. He said that the wind was too strong and he didn't hear clearly. Can you please say it again?

"Bitch!"

Then, the teacher repeated it in a clear and loud voice...

At that time, the King of Hell asked him again, "Are you sure it's a female canine mammal that walks on all fours, is a member of the Eutheria subclass, the Carnivora order, and one of the six domestic animals? And it must be a female?"

As a result, the teacher still failed to realize the joke he had made, and patted his chest to say that he was right, he wanted to be the bitch in "The Mother Survives in Trouble"...

In the end, the King of Hell didn't say anything else, but just said very tactfully that he should think carefully about the meaning of this sentence in his next life.

When Selena first heard this joke from her elders, she didn't understand what it meant. But as she grew older, she realized that the original words in the "Book of Rites" were "When facing wealth, don't be greedy, when facing difficulties, don't be greedy." When her elders told her the joke, they not only got the order wrong, but also mistook the word "gou (jì)" for "gou (gǒu)." At that time, the main meaning of her elders telling her this joke was actually to satirize the Confucianism that was particularly popular among the public intellectuals that year, as well as those weird things that were full of people's minds seeking wealth from gods.

But somehow, Serena always felt that the joke of that day actually made fun of their whole family. Not only could he not read a single word, but he also had to show off in front of a child who was still young and could not understand these things at all...

The more she thought about it, the more Selena marveled at the diversity of species in this world.

So after getting the Infinity Stones, she immediately started her first attempt at creation. Although she created those things just to please herself, just imagine, if she met a religious person one day, she could pull the god that the other person believed in out of her world on the spot...

'I heard you believe in Allah? Come, you two face each other and see if Allah recognizes you. I heard you believe in God? Come, this is Michael, this is Gabriel, they lead the way, you go and see for yourself. What? You don't want to see! Child, your faith is not strong enough. Come, you don't need to go, I will call God to you directly. Hey! What's wrong with you? Why did you lie there with your eyes rolled up? If you really die here, you can't go to heaven. This is the decoration we asked Lucifer to help do. You are taking a one-way ticket to hell! '

But as long as this kind of thing happens more, she will lose interest. Just like the days when she stayed briefly in the world she used to live in.

The "contact person" assigned to her by the Chinese government only came once, but "powerful people" who got the news from nowhere came one after another. Some wanted to extend their lives, and some felt that the earth was unsafe and wanted to go to other planets. People of all races could make a full banquet in one day, and they brought a lot of good things, but not many transactions were successful. Because these so-called "powerful people" seemed to have eyes in the sky, and the most amazing one brought a bunch of old "antiques" to trick her into extending her life for free, but she did extend his life... Anyway, she was slapped into a subatomic state, at least she could live until the next big bang.

At that time, teasing these guys who came here for her fame had become her daily game, especially those who believed in other gods and came to point at her nose and scold her for being a false god.

Selina thought she could play similar games for a whole year, but she never expected that the thief and the bunch of time travelers he created would ruin her interest. Because the guy who was not fuel-efficient was not just the thief, but also the group of time travelers under his command, who were also very speechless.

You know, there seems to be no barriers between most time travelers, but apart from the majority, the remaining people will appear to be very annoying.

Some people are always arrogant, thinking that being chosen by the system is their great opportunity, and then they become more unruly than the other. Some people end up really going crazy and become extremely disgusted and hated by other travelers. Some others get into trouble outside and end up being killed in some corner...

Of course, this situation does not exist in every universe. Anyway, she has not seen many people in the group of "Blasting Liver Group". Although some newcomers are very naughty, it is not a big deal with the old ones who are even naughtier. But unlike the "Blasting Liver Group", the "Conqueror Group" where the pirated "Conqueror Kang" belongs. The time travelers in this group are very mixed, and humans only account for a small part of them. And the humans from the 21st century Earth do not even account for 10% of the human players...

Back in the Hero's Death World, Selina secretly flipped through Brainiac's server and saw what this self-proclaimed smart machine thought of as humans. In its eyes, the evolution of carbon-based life was wrong, the material world was just a transition, and all beings living in the material world were inferior creatures...

This is a very standard theory of the supremacy of life forms. Although Brainiac's life form has long been beyond the scope of human cognition, the fact that he could say such a thing also shows how despicable the racist contempt chain is in the absolutely free, chaotic, and crazy multiverse.

The superiors discriminate against the inferiors, and the inferiors discriminate against the lower-level beings...

This situation also exists in humans. Fungi cannot be compared with humans, let alone single-celled organisms.

The multiverse and infinite dimensions simply magnified all of this countless times, replacing single cells, fungi, bacteria, and ants with various lower-level beings...

Selina certainly knew that this was wrong, but she didn't think she could talk about human rights with ants or coexistence with bacteria and viruses. After all, one of these things is not a human being, and the other may kill you. Such a contradictory situation also made her wonder how to evaluate those ordinary people who were implicated or even killed by the crazy behavior of the time travelers.

"It is said that if a person does not work for himself, he will be punished by heaven and earth, but why do some people still think that God loves the world?"

The answer to this question, I am afraid, will only come to those who want to understand it...

(PS: I reached out my hand secretly, then put it in the bowl and started waiting for the tickets.)

Chapter 186: The system created by Selina was used to mess with Selina

"I know I'm beautiful, but you're not."

After rejecting the invitation to hook up with a black man on the street in the bar, Calista, dressed in a low-cut dress with exposed armpits, tight trousers and leather boots, dressed like a bad girl, directly grabbed the guy who was reaching out his hands to her butt and threw him into a trash can on the side of the road, amid the screams of passers-by around her...

For the people of Raccoon City, whose living standards were still at the beginning of the millennium and whose hippie spirit had not yet been cut off, her current outfit was really a bit overwhelming. As a senior face-obsessed person, Calista had actually realized very early that humans were creatures that were judged by their appearance. And she happened to be the one with the highest self-awareness among this group of face-obsessed people. Anyway, as long as they were good-looking, let alone the difference between men and women, even if they were not carbon-based creatures, he felt that he could do it.

"But your dumb system is really amazing. Not only can it let me get something for free, but it can even do things like traveling across worlds..."

Calista spoke a language from the other side of the ocean that the people in this country could not understand at all, enjoying the cheers and whistles of the hippies around her. The corners of her mouth gradually curled up. In the past, he always thought that it was a waste of time for women to spend so much time dressing themselves up. But now he understands that making oneself look good is actually a form of improvement. At least in the field of women's clothing, he believes that he has surpassed the girls in his class who met during college. Although there was still a little shame in the first two days to prevent this impulse. But the balance of his bank card has fully reflected that this impulse cannot be suppressed by shame at all.

This was also the first time that Kalista realized that a small skirt could be sold at such an expensive price. Therefore, this further strengthened his belief in not looking for a girlfriend... The money from this skirt is enough for him to spend on many 648 orders! If he only bought one for himself, he could barely afford it. If he bought another one, he would have to go to Ah Wei's graveyard to play...

"Tsk, why am I thinking so much? It's been a long time since the outbreak of the T virus. If I don't go to the bank to get the gold, Umbrella's nuclear bomb will probably fall on my head."

After shaking his head and throwing away all those weird thoughts, Calista started his actions again. Everything he was experiencing now actually stemmed from an accident. The name Calista did not belong to him, and this body did not belong to him either. As a sex-hungry ghost who did not care about food and sex, he had an accident when he was looking for spiritual food on a gentleman APP starting with E on a certain day of a certain month of a certain year. Incredibly, something happened so suddenly, and then he turned into the sexy queen who was responsible for transforming the protagonist in a certain unspeakable female book...

Of course, this queen is also a man with a hot body and a beautiful face.

The name Kalista is exactly the Katakana pronunciation of the other party in the comics...

"Tsk."

Looking at the congested streets and the dark sky, Calista successfully got lost in this not-so-modern city from a 21st century perspective. The main roads that extended in all directions and the alleys that led to nowhere, after just a few turns, he couldn't even find the bar street where he had just crossed over.

However, Kalista doesn't think it's her fault. The differences between the Raccoon City in the Resident Evil movie and the Raccoon City in the Resident Evil 2 game and the remake are huge. The Raccoon City in the Resident Evil 2 game looks like a run-down town with a population of less than 5, while the remake looks more like Manhattan in the 90s. But the movie version is quite outrageous...

This Raccoon City gave Calista the feeling that it was a patchwork of buildings from a certain Canadian country in the 20s. Although his undergraduate English test scores of CET-80 and CET- allowed him to communicate with these Americans without any obstacles, it was really a bit unsatisfactory for him, a native Chinese, to figure out the roads in an American city made up by a Japanese company.

If you ask him about the prototypes of Umbrella Corporation and Raccoon City incident, he can easily talk about "Monsanto Company" and "Pabol Massacre", or even tell you a Japanese story about "Minamata City" and talk about the nationwide food poisoning case in Iraq.

But these things didn't help him at all in solving the problem of being lost in Raccoon City.

Especially, he clearly felt that he had only turned a few corners, and then he inexplicably ran into a group of soldiers and policemen who were fighting zombies. This strange difference in perception, where everything was calm one second and a flood the next, not only made him speechless, but also gave him the urge to curse.

"Damn it! Why can't these monsters be killed? Ugh..."

Looking at the unlucky policeman who was successfully knocked down by the zombies and then disemboweled, Calista simply took two steps back and turned to walk into a gun shop whose door was not locked but whose owner had disappeared.

"How disgusting! It turns out that the beauty stuff is not compatible with my XP system."

She picked up an AR rifle that was being installed in the work area, and grabbed a few magazines that were already loaded with 5.56. As the safety and the striker stock clicked, several zombies that had staggered to the door of the gun store were shot in the head one by one under Calista's superhuman dynamic vision.

"Experience plus three...it looks like he is really dead."

Curling her lips, Calista shifted her attention to the illegally modified AR rifle. What the previous owner of the gun wanted to do could be seen from the installed percussion stock and the uninstalled Tac crossbow arm. The hybrid sight of the RTC 4.4x optical sight and the red dot in series, coupled with the nearly 10-centimeter-long built-in piston silencer, made it hard not to suspect that the original owner of the gun had some inexplicable and strange connection with a certain umbrella company...

"But what does that have to do with me? I'm just a time traveler who simply wants to get gold. Any conspiracy in this world has nothing to do with me."

While humming a sad tune, she completed the unfinished modification for the original owner of the AR15. Calista left the gun store, crossed the alleyway that was originally blocked by zombies, and walked towards the Raccoon City Bank that she found in the Resident Evil movie setting collection...

(PS: Someone messed up the good system! So sad...)

(PS2: Then he stretched out a hand, put it in the bowl and started waiting for the ticket.)

Chapter 187 The Transmigrator Whose Head is Full of Yellow Hard Objects

Actually, Kalista has always had a question about transformation stories. If a man turning into a woman is considered a transformation, then does a woman turning into a man also count as a transformation? Although he has never read female-oriented stories like the one written by a certain Jiang, according to normal human logic, if he turns into a boy who looks like a beautiful girl, it should also count as a transformation...

"My goodness, this must weigh a ton."

After spending quite a while, and seeing the nuclear bomb about to fall, Calista finally found a bank vault with a large amount of gold. The reason why he chose a bank instead of a gold shop was mainly because in general, banks only store currency, but specialized gold savings banks and banks with gold savings and gold investment deposits have a lot of gold savings. Although ordinary gold shops and jewelry stores also have gold, compared to the 999 gold in the bank, it is completely the difference between sesame and watermelon. For example, the gold bars he saw now, from the Umbrella Company...

"Get rich!"

The weight of a fixed-investment gold bar in the Raccoon City vault is about 35 ounces, or 1000 grams. The scene before Calista's eyes was a beautiful scene of gold bars piled up like a mountain. Flipping through the paper accounts, he quickly figured out the origins of the gold. There were at least a thousand gold bars in this pile. If converted to one ton, the gold bars here were equivalent to about 6200 million US dollars, or more than 4 million RMB.

So after putting all the gold into his backpack and filling up the 100 slots, he left the unlucky bank that had just been visited by a time traveler and was left with only a few needles and threads...

"Very good, then the next step is the last goal... taking a bath!"

Calista had heard of the saying that a 21st century person who traveled back in time to ancient times was equivalent to a bringer of plague.

He once discussed this issue with his medical friend, and the friend's answer to him was just six simple words - vaccines and antibiotics.

Even in modern society, a pathogenic bacterium or virus can be traced back 30 years to a super bacterium or super virus. Not to mention that people who have been vaccinated in modern society may carry such viruses even though they have antibodies. Such viruses can really be spread to others. But because everyone is immune, those who are not immune to this thing become potential victims and vulnerable groups.

Think about what would happen if a modern influenza epidemic spread a few hundred years ago?

Apart from anything else, if this thing appeared in the Tang Dynasty, within a few years, the entire Tang Dynasty would become sick, and it could even spread to Europe and Africa along the Silk Road.

If it is more serious, what if this little brother who traveled back in time in the physical body is carrying the new coronavirus?

Then the Liang, Han, Jin, and Zhou dynasties may not exist in the future. The founding of the Franks was destroyed, and Yelu Abaoji died on the eve of the establishment of the Khitan. The history of the neighboring island country may have ended directly in the seventh year of Yanxi. However, there is good news. The good news is that the Liang people took their whole family to America that year, and another part discovered the New World. From then on, the world has lost a troublemaker and a licker...

Now, do you understand why Kalista had to take a bath after getting the gold?

Everyone must know that the T virus is transmitted through body fluids in the later stages of infection. But the problem is that the T virus has the ability to spread through the air. The first Resident Evil movie was an outbreak of airborne transmission. Transmission through body fluids is a kind of evolution, or degeneration, of the virus in order to adapt to the environment and the host.

Anyone who has played the Resident Evil series of games and watched a few CG movies should know exactly what kind of weird thing the T virus is. Even though the movie version of the T virus does look a little disappointing, its evolution speed, its mutation process, its infectiousness and airborne transmission ability have all been demonstrated in real life. Even someone with a little high school education should be able to understand what kind of Zentraedi creation this thing would be if it came to the real world...

"But then again, after traveling through time, don't those travelers run into the protagonists of those worlds after walking a few steps, and then start following the plot? Why is it that when it comes to me, I have to search for a bank for several hours, and then take the gold and take a shower and go home?"

After turning into a Hyatt Hotel, Calista kicked open the door of the presidential suite, threw herself on the Simmons bed she had never used before, rolled around a few times, then reluctantly took off all her clothes and went into the bathroom.

"Luckily, in the movie, this stuff doesn't spread through tap water, and the Hyatt Hotel itself has a water storage tower, so it can still be used even if there is a water outage outside. Otherwise, it would be difficult for me to go back after coming here."

Actually, Calista's goal for this money-making operation was not the Resident Evil movie. His trouble was not that he had not found a film or TV show that could get gold, but that the two films or TV shows that met his requirements were one movie and one TV show. The worst thing was that they were both about zombies, one was called Resident Evil, and the other was called The Walking Dead... To be honest, if he had less moral integrity, he would definitely choose the domestic film "The Golden Robbery" of that year. It was just that the background of the puppet Manchukuo period made him feel that he might not be able to control his hands and do something very inhumane.

It's not like he couldn't choose the world of those documentaries. But the problem was that the background of such films was often a parallel universe that was almost identical to the world he was living in now. Compared to committing crimes in these 'realities', he was more inclined to toss around in the virtual world.