Siheyuan: Banggeng is stealing, Aunt Huairu, don’t be anxious!

"what?"

Hearing the child's words, Xu Damao couldn't help but let out a cry of surprise, and then his face instantly darkened:

"Did you do this on purpose?"

Let me tie my own hands, is this something a human being can do?

At this moment, Xu Damao even saw the shadow of Sha Zhu in this child.

"You still dare to swear?"

Another stone flew out, and the leading child showed an angry look on his face:

"Believe it or not, I will ask my brothers to throw down dozens of rocks now?"

"I……"

The corners of his mouth twitched, and Xu Damao looked helpless:

"Even if I wanted to tie myself up, I couldn't do it."

While speaking, Xu Damao spread his hands:

"I only have two hands, how can I possibly..."

"Besides your hands, don't you have a mouth?"

The leading child rolled his eyes, his eyes full of disdain:

"It's shameful that you are a human trafficker with this kind of intelligence."

"I……"

Taking a deep breath and trying to control his anger, Xu Damao could only comfort himself in his heart:

He thinks he is the knife and I am the fish.

patience!

Must be patient!

"I'll tie it up."

Biting one end of the rope with his teeth and putting his hands on his knees, Xu Damao took four or five minutes to tie himself up.

'tui~'

After the action was over, Xu Damao spat out:

"What is this rope for? Why does it smell salty?"

"It seems my pig peed on the rope this morning."

"I... Ugh~"

Thinking about how he had been busy biting the rope for most of the day, Xu Damao wanted to tear the talking child into pieces.

"Okay, you two, go down and tie him up and explain, then pull him up."

After staring at Xu Damao for a while, the leading child began to give orders again.

"okay."

Two more children jumped into the pit, holding a rope to help Xu Damao "reinforce" the pit, and then shouted outside:

"Boss, we've got it done."

"Pull him up."

More than a dozen children worked together and Xu Damao was dragged out of the pit like a New Year pig.

"Let's go and take him to see the village chief."

After kicking Xu Damao on the leg, the leading child looked smug:

"Catch a human trafficker and see if he dares to call us monkeys again in the future."

"Let's go."

"Ah, ah... car!"

Surrounded by a group of children, Xu Damao could only struggle and remind:

"Don't forget the car, don't damage the things in my car."

"Dahu Sanshi, the two of you, push his cart."

"Yes!"

By catching a human trafficker, the prestige of the leading child was obviously greatly enhanced.

Hearing his words, several of the 'henchmen' also answered in a serious tone.

……

"Village Chief, Village Chief~"

Due to the intimidation of a group of village heads and Qin Kun, the 'Physical Examination Center' seemed extremely quiet.

Cao Shuang was still helping the villagers with their health checks when he suddenly heard a loud shout:

"Village chief, we caught a human trafficker."

"Is it Hu Bangchui?"

Looking at the little brat running towards him from afar, Lao Hu couldn't help but be stunned:

"Bangchui, what did you just say? What did you catch?"

"Third Uncle, I told you not to call me Bangchui anymore. You have to call me by my full name, Hu Youde."

When the leading child heard Lao Hu address him, his face froze:

His friends were not far away. As the boss, he was called a fool. Where would he keep his face if he was called a fool?

"You know shit."

Old Hu seemed to be unconcerned about Hu Youde's resistance:

"You were weak when you were little. If you hadn't recognized the stickman under the old locust tree as your godfather, you would have died by now."

"I……"

"Okay, what did you say you caught?"

As for Hu Bangchui, Lao Hu seemed quite helpless:

There are many children in the village, but the most mischievous one is this Bangchui.

On weekdays, they gather a group of little brats to tease cats and dogs, and they are growing into big gangsters day by day.

When Lao Hu saw this guy's excited look, he felt a headache:

With so many old ghosts and Dr. Cao around, this kid mustn't do anything to embarrass him.

"We caught a human trafficker."

"What~"

With an exclamation, Lao Hu, although thin and weak, burst out with extremely strong strength at this moment.

He reached out and picked up Hu Youde, and after checking him up and down, Old Hu finally let out a sigh of relief:

"Where are the traffickers? Are you okay? Are you injured?"

Not only Old Hu, but other people around also gathered around after Hu Youde finished speaking.

Human traffickers are disgusting creatures in any era.

In this day and age, if you catch a human trafficker, it is not uncommon to cripple him or even kill him.

"We're fine."

Shaking his head, Hu Youde looked proud:

"That trafficker was so stupid that he pretended to be a projectionist and was tricked by us into the donkey dumping pit over there and was pushed directly into it."

"Third Grandpa, you don't know, that guy is not a good person at first glance, his face looks like a donkey, he has a pair of small eyes, and when he smiles he looks like a long-faced, dark-skinned turtle..."

……

"and many more……"

Hu Youde certainly wanted to brag about this glorious moment of making great contributions to the village.

But as he spoke, Lao Hu's expression gradually changed from shock to paleness:

"Did that person say what his name was?"

"Let me think...it seems to be called something...Big Cat?"

Scratching his head, Hu Youde showed a look of disgust on his face:

"Who would use cat as a name? It must be a lie."

'Snapped! '

A slap hit Hu Youde on the head, and Old Hu looked anxious:

"You're in trouble, that guy is really the projectionist."

After finishing his words, without caring about the reactions of the people around him, Lao Hu dragged Hu Youde away:

"Quick, take me to see him."

"Let's go take a look too."

With such a big thing happening, no one, including Cao Shuang, was in the mood to continue the physical examination.

Especially Cao Shuang, his eyes almost lit up:

Big cat, donkey face, isn’t that Xu Damao?

When he saw the "human traffickers", Cao Shuang couldn't help but laugh:

Wow, it’s really Xu Damao.

However, unlike his usual slicked-back appearance, Xu Damao was now covered in mud, with bruises all over his face, and several children were spitting at him.