Siheyuan: Banggeng is stealing, Aunt Huairu, don’t be anxious!

"You know, as the saying goes, it takes two to tango. Cao Shuang, in the future, when something happens, you should start with yourself..."

In short, the main point is to be unreasonable and not give Cao Shuang any chance to perform.

"Master, please stop talking."

Waving his hand to interrupt Yi Zhonghai's long speech, Cao Shuang's expression was extremely serious:

"Everyone can see how I, Cao Shuang, live. If it's just a little bacon and mushrooms, it's not worth it for me to stand here and make a fuss."

"The main thing is that those things are poisonous!"

Chapter 86: Jia Zhang is in a coma, Sha Zhu rushes for love

Looking around, Cao Shuang continued:

"There have been rats in the room recently, so I used some moldy bacon and poisonous mushrooms as bait."

"Those things were lost, and I was worried that someone would steal and eat them and cause problems later."

At this point, Cao Shuang smiled widely again:

"But with an old man testifying, I feel a lot more relieved."

"My food must have been eaten by stray dogs and cats. If someone in the yard gets poisoned later, don't put the blame on me."

"You... I just said it casually. This kind of thing must be confirmed through investigation."

Hearing Cao Shuang's words, Yi Zhonghai's expression changed slightly:

Although he was shouting that wild cats and dogs were stealing food, he actually already had some guesses in his mind.

You know, on weekdays, Jia Zhang is the one who loves to join in the fun the most in the whole compound, but today, after making so much noise for so long, she didn't show up...

His eyes fell on Cao Shuang, and Yi Zhonghai's expression was serious:

"Xiao Shuang, did you really poison the bacon and mushrooms?"

"Don't talk nonsense, uncle."

As soon as Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, Cao Shuang quickly shook his head:

"I just used some moldy bacon as rat bait, but I didn't poison them on purpose!"

After finishing his words, Cao Shuang glanced at Yi Zhonghai:

This old guy really never gives up, and never forgets to dig holes for himself.

"You, how could you do this?"

Pointing his finger at Cao Shuang, Yi Zhonghai's eyes flashed with panic:

As the boss in the courtyard, he can throw mud at others (Cao Shuang) for moral kidnapping, but he cannot allow anything that may cause bad consequences to happen.

"There are so many children in the yard. If someone eats your bacon, wouldn't that harm others?"

"What are you talking about, uncle?"

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was still trying to stir up trouble at this time, Cao Shuang's expression gradually darkened:

"My bacon is in my room, and it was eaten in this situation. Isn't that stealing?"

"Besides, you just said that my bacon was taken away by stray dogs and cats."

"I mean maybe!"

Hearing Cao Shuang's words, Yi Zhonghai jumped up as if his tail was stepped on:

"Children are ignorant, how can they know whether something is stealing or not?"

Knowing that he couldn't win the argument with Cao Shuang, Yi Zhonghai simply changed the subject:

"Ask your children if they have eaten anything wrong today."

As Yi Zhonghai spoke, the crowd around him also became anxious:

Although I believe that my children would not steal things, I must question them carefully about matters that involve their lives.

"I didn't eat anything."

Under the questioning of everyone, all the children quickly shook their heads, but one voice rang out:

"I know. Bang Geng is eating meat today. It's bacon stewed with mushrooms!"

At the end of his words, the snotty-nosed kid swallowed his saliva:

This afternoon, Banggeng showed off to him, which made him envious for a long time.

"what?"

Hearing the child's words, Qin Huairu, who was originally standing in the crowd, couldn't help but exclaimed:

"Erniu, are you sure Banggeng ate the bacon?"

Although it was a question, Qin Huairu actually already had the answer in his mind:

As soon as she entered the yard, she was attracted by Cao Shuang's voice. Thinking about it carefully, it seemed that Jia Zhang and Bang Geng had never shown up from the beginning.

And given the personalities of these two people, they are indeed people who are capable of doing such a thing.

"I am sure."

Under Qin Huairu's gaze, Erniu intertwined his two fingers, sniffed his nose and nodded:

"The stick terrier also gave me a meaty smell, which was delicious."

"I……"

Qin Huairu's face turned pale when his guess was confirmed, and he almost fainted on the spot:

"Xiaoshuang, Uncle, hurry up... hurry up and save Banggeng!"

Although Banggeng has the potential to become an ungrateful person under Jia Zhang's education, he is Qin Huairu's own flesh and blood after all, so he still values ​​her very much.

As for Jia Zhang?

To hell with her!

"Huai Ru, don't be in a hurry."

In fact, even if Qin Huairu didn't say it, Yi Zhonghai would take the initiative to help:

Banggeng is the person he chose to take care of in his old age, and he can't just watch him get into trouble.

As for why I didn’t bring the topic to Bang Geng earlier, it was naturally to avoid affecting myself:

After all, what’s the point of taking care of the elderly if you can’t even protect yourself?

"Zhu Zi, come with me to Jia's house."

"Ai~"

As soon as Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, Sha Zhu beside him jumped and ran towards the Jia family.

Before leaving, Sha Zhu glared at Cao Shuang fiercely:

"Sun thief, if anything happens to Bang Geng, I wonder if Master Zhu can't kill you?"

As soon as they arrived at the door of Jia's house, everyone smelled a foul odor.

"Bang Geng, Aunt Zhang, are you okay?"

'Boom! '

As the door was kicked open by Sha Zhu, everyone present couldn't help but gasp:

There were two figures, one big and one small, lying on the kang, and on the ground there were all kinds of colorful and foul-smelling unknown liquid and solid mixtures. There was not even a place to stand.

"Why is someone pooping in the room?"

Relying on his rich work experience, Sha Zhu instantly recognized the "identity" of these things.

Looking at the two people lying motionless on the kang, Sha Zhu couldn't help but shiver:

"This...isn't he dead?"

"Silly, stupid pillar?"

As soon as Shazhu finished speaking, Banggeng on the kang climbed up:

"Silly, my stomach hurts, help me."

As Bang Geng stood up, everyone could see clearly that in addition to the ground, his clothes were also stained with a lot of colorful stuff.

"This……"

"Zhu Zi, please help me get Bang Geng and my mother-in-law out."

"no problem."

As soon as Qin Huairu finished speaking, Sha Zhu's fear of the dirt in the room disappeared completely.

After gritting his teeth, Sha Zhu rushed into the room with his nose pinched.

'vomit~'

"Bang Geng, what did you eat to stink so badly?"

He grabbed the stick and put it on his back, then stretched out a hand to lift up the pale and unconscious Jia Zhang. Sha Zhu couldn't help but retching:

He had worked in the steel mill toilet for so long and had never encountered such a bad smell.

"Don't talk so much, take us out first!"

Hearing Shazhu's words, Banggeng blushed and a bit of disgust flashed in his eyes:

This stupid guy, doesn’t he know that the room stinks? He’s still wasting time here.

"Leave now, leave now."

With the halo of Qin Huairu, Shazhu didn't notice the impatience in Banggeng's tone at all.

Although the injury on his leg had not yet healed, Sha Zhu still managed to bring the two out of the room by relying on his brute force.

'Hoo~'