Your Majesty, you don't want your secret to be known.

Originally, I wanted to just taste it briefly and take a sip to restore my body.

But for some reason, after taking one bite, I want to take two more, as if I can't stop.

Brain: No, stop!

Mouth: Don’t stop!

At the same time, a big hand pressed down on her head, making it even more difficult for her to break free.

Li Yunshu was like a huge whirlpool, trapping her deeply and making her unable to escape.

The lips are dyed vermilion, and the mouth is full of red.

Her head buzzed and she instantly lost the ability to think, only her breathing became heavier and heavier.

Until I felt like I was suffocating and I had no strength left in my body.

The empress, who had a cold expression at first, now looked embarrassed.

He clenched his hands but didn't know where to put them. He pressed them against Li Yunshu's chest, but he didn't have any strength at all.

Finally, he gave up and his hands unconsciously climbed up Li Yunshu's neck.

At some point, two people entered the Sanqing Temple in a unreasonable manner.

Pei Xuanji fell on the cushion in front of the incense table, and the laces of her stockings had become loose.

Li Yunshu pinched the edge of the stockings, raised his hands, and the stockings fell into the hands of the statue of the ancestor.

A kiss can deeply plant the love!

With a loud crash, the incense burner was pushed aside and the candlestick was knocked over.

The candlelight flickered, and the candle just dripped onto Pei Xuanji's toes.

"You are presumptuous!"

Chapter 3 What on earth did you feed me last night?

Li Yunshu silently recited the driving skills that the driving school instructor had taught him:

Enter the first gear, and drive in the second and third gears for a little longer. Don't shift to the fourth or fifth gear right away.

Step on the brakes appropriately, and when you find the car shaking, shift directly from third gear to fifth gear.

This lasted for about five minutes, and then there was an emergency stop.

At this time, the car will shake constantly, and -

Li Yunshu looked down and saw that what the coach said was right, the car was indeed spraying oil.

……

After a day and a night, until the early morning, Li Yunshu, who was lying on the ground, slowly woke up.

He sat up and turned to look at the messy Sanqing Temple.

The incense table in front of the statue was tilted to one side, and the incense burner on it was pushed to the corner.

The candle in the candlestick had burned out, but for some reason, there were many solidified candle drops on the ground.

The whisk in the hall seemed to have been torn into pieces, with only a short piece left.

There was a cinnabar pen lying on the ground. I vaguely remembered wanting to draw a talisman to break the illusion last night.

Unfortunately, nothing worked.

Recalling the illusion of last night, Li Yunshu's mouth twitched.

Fortunately, he was the only one in the Taoist temple, otherwise if others saw him acting crazy, he would have to leave this planet.

He stood up, put on his Taoist robe, and tidied his clothes. He stretched and felt his waist a little sore.

Just as he bent down to tidy up the futon, he found a large water stain on it.

Not only that, there were a few drops of bright red blood on the futon.

"Where did the blood come from?"

Li Yunshu walked out of the hall and planned to clean the Sanqing Hall with a rag, otherwise the ancestor would blame him and he would not be able to ascend to heaven.

As I walked out of the Sanqing Hall, I caught a glimpse of a person standing next to the hall door.

He leaned back suddenly, his mouth slightly open.

"Hallucination, this is all an illusion."

Otherwise, how could he meet the empress?

It must be because Jianshouqing ate too much, so he hasn't woken up from the illusion yet.

But why did the master see Jiu Tian Ying Yuan Lei Sheng Pu Hua Tian Zun after eating Jian Shou Qing, while I saw Nu Di after eating Jian Shou Qing?

Just as he was trying to think about this problem, Pei Xuanji raised his leg high and swept across.

boom.

After this kick on the face, the muscles on Li Yunshu's cheeks turned into the shape of jade feet.

Then, the whole person flew out and hit the wall of the Taoist temple.

After the figure landed on the ground, a word "奆" was left on the wall.

As soon as he landed, he was picked up again by Pei Xuanji.

"What on earth did you feed me last night?"

The pain in his body made Li Yunshu unable to tell whether it was an illusion or reality.

However, under the pressure of suffocation, he still answered immediately.

"That mushroom is called Jianshouqing. It is poisonous and will cause hallucinations if eaten raw."

Upon hearing this, Pei Xuanji became furious.

She thought the old Taoist priest ascended to heaven because he ate that mushroom, but now he tells her that the mushroom is poisonous!

If it weren't for the mushroom, I wouldn't have had the hallucinations.

Under the illusion, her body couldn't control itself and almost revealed her true form.

In order to maintain her human form, she had no choice but to resort to the worst possible means.

Originally, I just wanted to take a sip, but who knew that I couldn't help it and ended up losing all my pure energy!

Now thinking back, I don’t realize that my true form was revealed at all; it was all an illusion!

Moreover, the mushroom must have the effect of amplifying desire, otherwise how could I not have been able to hold back.

Even if this Taoist priest is good-looking, there is no way I would be tempted by his looks!

Seeing that Pei Xuanji's eyes seemed to be spitting fire, Li Yunshu immediately explained.

"The sagebrush is poisonous when eaten raw, but it is not poisonous when cooked. I wanted to remind you, but you swallowed it before I could say anything."

Pei Xuanji took a deep breath. Was it his fault?

"Then why did your master ascend to heaven?"

At this time, Li Yunshu's mind was in a state of confusion.

If this is not an illusion, I filled the empress up from head to toe last night!

Although, he had also been humiliated by the female devil, but it was not important.

The important thing is, after answering this question, will you still be alive?

The master has ascended to heaven, and there is no one left to protect him.

Thinking of this, Li Yunshu suddenly had an idea.

"My master is the reincarnation of Jiu Tian Ying Yuan Lei Sheng Pu Hua Tian Zun, so he can naturally ascend to heaven on clouds."

I won’t tell you that it’s because the dish I cooked was green and not cooked through.

Pei Xuanji pressed his fingers harder.

"You think I will believe your lies!"

Li Yunshu's face flushed, veins popped on his forehead, and he uttered two words with difficulty.

"real……"

Click!

A loud thunder exploded and landed on the barrier set up by Pei Xuanji.

Cracks appeared in the barrier, as if it would collapse at any moment.

Pei Xuanji was shocked. Could there really be a Nine-Heavenly Yingyuan Leisheng Puhua Tianzun?

After she took Li Yunshu's Chunyang last night, she benefited a lot and had a vague feeling in her heart that the other party was not that simple.

However, she had never heard of the Nine-Heavenly Thunder God, so she subconsciously felt that Li Yunshu was not telling the truth.

Pei Xuanji's eyes flickered, and then he pointed a finger at Li Yunshu's brow.

hum!

Her face turned pale and she was horrified.

What a powerful spiritual consciousness!

Li Yunshu's consciousness was like the vast ocean. She just tried to explore it a little bit but suffered backlash.

Although he didn't know why the empress looked like this, Li Yunshu knew that his chance had come.

He raised his chin, looking fearless.

Silence is better than sound.

Pei Xuanji stared at Li Yunshu with her phoenix eyes and squeezed out a sentence from between her teeth.

"If you dare to tell anyone about what happened before, I will fight you to the death!"

Li Yunshu: Do you want to wear black fishnet stockings?