Oops, something seems to be wrong with my love life

"You beast, you call me your sister, but you still take advantage of me..."

"Tell me clearly where!"

Li Tao has taken enough blame, and now he has his arms open, not trying to hug Xiang Lian to prove his innocence. On the contrary, Xiang Lian almost rubs him into her body.

"It's all over..." Xiang Lian whispered softly.

Li Tao rolled his eyes and looked at the ceiling. It was a common habit for women to be stubborn.

Xiang Lian hugged Li Tao in silence for a long time, her chin resting on Li Tao's shoulder without any movement, which made Li Tao think for a moment that the girl was asleep.

But then Xianglian's gentle voice suddenly rang out: "Die with me, you are not worthy of Xiangxue."

Li Tao was so angry that he could not help but smile bitterly. He couldn't bear to look at Xiang Lian's face now, otherwise he would definitely open his eyes for her.

"It's a pity that I never had a boyfriend or a baby until I died. My father will blame me when I die."

Xiang Lian suddenly felt afraid to die, or rather, she felt too ashamed to die.

Before her father died, what he often told Xianglian was to find a boyfriend in Lu Ma, a top university, before graduation so that she could start a family after graduation.

While he is still young, he can still raise a child.

She was unable to see her father off on the day he died. Now, she has been a widow for so many years. How could she, a 31-year-old girl, have the face to see her father?

"No...you beast are also a man..."

A remarkable idea suddenly came to Xianglian's mind.

"Hey, hey, hey, please stop. I...I...I seem to have hallucinated something incredible just now. Please...please stop it."

Li Tao was already stuttering. Once this conservative woman was freed, it would be like a flood or a beast.

"Did you hear that?"

Li Tao's mouth twitched, not knowing what was going on, and suddenly he said in a ecstatic tone: "Yeah~"

"I heard you. Let's do it. When we're done, we'll die together."

"Sister, you've drunk too much. This is...treasonous. This is no longer a polite matter. This is a sin that will be punished by heaven and thunder." Li Tao's lips turned pale with fear.

"Think about Xiangxue, she...is right?" Li Tao added this sentence in order to wake up Xianglian.

"I killed you for her future happiness."

Li Tao wailed in his heart: What if you try to ride on me?

Xiang Lian took a deep breath, put her hands on Li Tao's shoulders, and slowly leaned back, letting her perfect and seductive figure be fully displayed in front of him.

"You touched everything you should have just touched, otherwise how would you know me?"

"That's just visual estimation. I really have that ability and I'm very knowledgeable." Li Tao protested.

"Besides, we just kissed, I've already let her down. What's wrong with letting me use a piece of trash like you before you die?"

"kiss?"

Li Tao frowned, thinking in confusion, and soon absurdity appeared in his eyes:

"Sister! What era is this? You are too old-fashioned. I took a sip from the bottle you drank from, and then... we kissed?"

"It's just... our lips touched indirectly..." Xiang Lian's face was flushed and could not be wiped away.

Li Tao felt that Aunt Liu couldn't even compare to Xiang Lian, who was old-fashioned and whose ideas were ridiculously conservative.

"Then you've never swam before, and your lips touched in the water, right? Can that be called a kiss?"

"Then you never breathed, did the air ever touch your lips, can that be called a kiss?"

"That's different. If you don't think that's a good idea, then do it mouth to mouth."

There was no new wine on the table, but the bottles of wine that Li Tao had drunk a few sips from before were still there. Xiang Lian didn't mind him sticking to her lips anymore, so she took a bottle directly, gulped it into her mouth, and then... kissed her...

……

In an unknown space, Li Tao was squatting in the shade under a big tree. The air was filled with fairy air, and his sight was fixed on the wine jar that was within reach.

Although it is sealed, the aroma of aged wine still floats in the air.

But he didn't know why there was a wine jar in front of him. Anyway, this wine jar, no, it should be a wine jar, it was about 1.67 meters high, and the seal was the common red cloth.

Li Tao initially judged that it was most likely because he accompanied Xiang Lian to drink today, which had unlocked Li Tao's understanding of alcohol and directly made him drunk into what alcoholics call the world of the god of wine.

If Aunt Liu hadn't been so strict, he would definitely have been an alcoholic.

Just the smell of the wine made Li Tao unable to bear it. He was so greedy that he looked left and right, but there was no one here and he couldn't find the owner of the wine jar at all.

"This must be wine brewed by gods. This fragrant wine must have been brewed for at least thirty years... It would be a shame not to drink a sip."

"But what's the difference between drinking it directly and stealing it? I should at least look for its owner."

He simply climbed up the big tree, stood on the fork, looked out and shouted.

"Is there anyone here? I'm dying of thirst. Please save me and give me a sip of wine to keep me alive..."

Li Tao was a little smart. If there really was someone there, he would not just stand by and watch him die.

I shouted for a long time, but no one responded.

The place is filled with smoke and the white world is like a fairyland.

Just when Li Tao was about to give up, a female fairy's voice came faintly from the Ninth Heaven: "It has come to this, do whatever you want, don't ask me..."

Li Tao always felt that the voice of this fairy was ethereal and hurried, and she seemed a little ashamed and angry.

Li Tao tore open the red cloth that sealed the wine jar, and the rich and pure aroma of Zhen rushed into his nostrils.

In this fairyland, it would be a pity not to drink the wine brewed by God. So Li Tao naturally turned into a drunkard and drank voraciously.

-

"Ling ring ring~"

"Clang-"

"Fuck, it hurts so much~"

Li Tao was awakened by a rapid ringing of his cell phone, and his sweet dream was gone. He accidentally fell off the bed and his head hit the bedside table.

The room was pitch black and the lights were not on. Although there were no curtains on the windows, the night sky outside was pitch black with no stars or moon, so naturally no light came in.

"Fuck, Aunt Liu! Sixteen missed calls! This is so annoying..."

"Oh my god, how come it's already eight o'clock in the evening? Aunt Liu gets off work at six and she's been looking for me for two hours!"

Li Tao's brain went blank due to the continuous impact of reality. What happened?

Li Tao hung up the phone. His head was aching from drinking too much and he couldn't think of a way to deal with Aunt Liu.

He covered his head and began to recall that he had gone to a food stall in Fuziyue, found Xianglian, and persuaded her not to drink. As he was persuading her...she...

and then?

Then he became an alcohol-fuelled zombie, and he had no idea what he had done.

Li Tao suddenly realized something. He looked around in panic. This should be the bedroom.

He seemed to have heard Xiang Lian say at first that she and her sister rented a house in Tongtianyuan, and she is still renting it now.

"嘤咛~"

Suddenly, there was a cute and lazy nasal sound from the bed, as if a woman had gotten up.

Li Tao shuddered. Oh no, something terrible is going to happen. Of the thirty-six strategies, the best one is to run away!

He was only wearing a pair of shorts, and he needed clothes to go out, so he searched in the house in the dark.

The pants were found, the shoes were found, and the belt was found, but where is the top?

Li Tao anxiously searched for his shirt, even lying down to see if it was under the bed.

Still nothing, he raised his head and was about to change direction when suddenly, a T-shirt appeared suspended in the air.

"This is yours."

In the darkness, the woman's beautiful eyes still linger...

Chapter 169 Pregnant Baby

"This...is...is it?"

Li Tao knelt beside the bed, speaking with little confidence, his eyes always looking down at the floor, not daring to meet the woman's gaze.

"Isn't it? Don't you know it yourself?"

"Snapped--"

She threw the T-shirt at Li Tao with such force that one could clearly feel her anger.

Xiang Lian said in a cold voice: "There is an extra piece of clothing on the bed, and you have nothing on. If it's not yours, whose is it?"

"You're not wearing anything upper body..." Li Tao muttered softly.

Xiang Lian was so angry when she heard this that her voice began to tremble: "You...you have the nerve to say that..."

She stretched out her trembling hands and pulled the quilt, covering her white body little by little.

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath for a while before he calmed down. Then he stared at Li Tao without saying a word.

Li Tao felt his entire body crawling under the gaze. He swallowed hard and said with a stiff smile, "Oh, it seems the clothes are really mine. Thank you..."

He gritted his teeth and picked up the T-shirt, putting it on in no time.

While getting dressed, Li Tao was thinking about how to escape, but Xiang Lian's words completely made him panic.

"Are you still thirsty?" Xiang Lian moved towards the bed, only half a meter away from Li Tao who was kneeling on the ground.

Her breath sprayed on Li Tao's forehead, and the faint smell of alcohol was so beautiful and familiar.

Li Tao's body froze on the spot. He suddenly had a crippling guess. The wine jar that appeared in his dream just now...could it be Xiang Lian?

He pulled and pinched it, and even tore off the red cloth that sealed his mouth and drank voraciously...

Impossible, impossible, that was just a dream...

This is a damn sin...