I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

Kyousuke replied without even turning his head: "You ask me, who should I ask!"

"I said..."

Just as Miura was about to say something, the ceiling of the corridor collapsed.

Tamamonomae was crawling in the dust and debris, blocking the way of the two men. Tamamonomae looked up at Kyosuke with her red eyes full of desire. One of her hands was still holding the cursed wrist that could determine her life or death. Three fox tails were swaying behind her like octopus tentacles.

Seeing Kyosuke taking two steps back cautiously, Tamamonomae grinned. She restrained her desire to rush over and said excitedly: "My husband~ where do you want to go? Xiaoyu, I miss you so much~"

"It seems like we just separated for less than 5 minutes."

Kyosuke protected Miura behind him and retreated carefully.

"How does that saying go... It seems like 'a day without seeing you feels like a long time'? We were away for 5 minutes so it would be several days since we last saw each other, right?"

Tamamonomae is counting on her fingers as if she is calculating. She looks very cute like this, provided you ignore the completely shattered cursed wrist in her hand and the blood flowing from the corner of her mouth.

Why do you heroes like to use this idiom like this? Master Li, have you never promoted Chinese culture to these people?

Kyosuke slowly retreated to the stairs, ready to run down another floor, but Tamamonomae, who was aware of Kyosuke's intention, used one of her tails like a whip to whip the stairs, blocking the way of the two men.

Looking at the collapsed floor after being whipped by Tamamonomae's tail, Kyosuke swallowed.

"Don't be shy, husband."

Tamamonomae threw the cursed wrist aside and walked towards Kyosuke.

"Xiaoyu, I really like you."

As she said this, Tamamonomae pounced towards Kyosuke.

Kyosuke only had time to push Miura away before he was pinned to the ground by Tamamonomae.

"I like you so much that I want to eat you. So let's be together forever, my husband."

Tamamonomae's slender hand went straight into Kyosuke's heart.

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1 hour ago, in the Service Club activity room.

Kyosuke and Yukino sat face to face in extreme awkwardness, neither of them spoke. This situation has been going on for a while, and because they couldn't stand the weird atmosphere between the two, Hachiman and Yui both fled the classroom on the pretext of having something to do at home.

However, neither Kyosuke nor Yukino stopped them, or rather, they both wished that Hachiman and Yui would leave as soon as possible.

"Hey~"

Kyousuke sighed and prepared to break the silence between the two. Although a day had passed, he was still in a daze and had not yet woken up.

Kyosuke recalled that after school yesterday, according to the previous agreement in Akihabara, Haruno drove over to pick him up to Fumino to discuss something. Kyosuke originally thought that Fumino wanted to ask him about Tama, so although he felt a little awkward, Kyosuke still agreed to the appointment. After all, he hadn't seen Fumino for a long time and missed her a little.

However, what Kyosuke didn't expect was that Yukino saw him getting into Haruno's car, so Yukino immediately called Haruno to stop, and then followed the two of them to Yukinoshita's old house.

Yukino's intention was to supervise Kyosuke and prevent him from doing anything that would continue to bring shame to the Yukinoshita family, but she had never expected that she might hear even more explosive news, news that even Kyosuke himself had not expected.

Just when Kyosuke thought that Fumino was going to ask him to confess his relationship with Tama, Fumino said in front of Kyosuke and Yukino (included): "Kyosuke, I'm pregnant."

"Nani?!"

Kyosuke immediately said that he was screwed, he felt there was something wrong with his ears.

"The child is yours."

"WHAT?!"

Kyosuke discovered that he had actually been raped by a dog, and he was certain that there was definitely something wrong with his ears.

"Mom, are you sure?!"

Yukino, who was kneeling behind Kyosuke, pulled Kyosuke away to confirm with her mother.

"Of course, your father hasn't planted for five years. Kyousuke is the only one who has reclaimed your mother's old field in the past six months."

Fumino's attitude towards Yukino seemed a little indifferent.

"what?!"

Kyosuke shouted it out directly in Chinese, and at this moment, there was only one reaction in his head - it was all over.

"What do you want to say?" Yukino interrupted Kyosuke's recollection angrily, "Are you planning to move into the Yukinoshita family?"

Kyosuke quickly waved his hands to deny Yukino's speculation and said, "How is that possible? I just wanted to ask you about your opinion on Wen...your mother's pregnancy (whispering)."

Yukino snorted in annoyance and said, "Louder, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. This is your master Kyousuke's masterpiece. It would be best if you could shout it out so that everyone in the world knows about it."

"sorry!"

Faced with the furious Yukino, Kyosuke immediately admitted his defeat like a tiger descending from a mountain.

"What can I think? I can only thank Kousaka-san for letting me experience the feeling of being a sister at the age of 17. You felt so happy when you slapped me before. You should be very happy now. You can slap me with good reason in the future. Kyosuke dad~~"

Facing Yukino's sarcasm, Kyosuke had no choice but to give in. He had no intention of saying anything substantial to Yukino from the beginning. He just wanted to let Yukino vent out the resentment that had accumulated since yesterday, and Kyosuke didn't think about what to do next.

But one thing is certain, the communication between him and Yukino will continue in the future. So if possible, Kyosuke still hopes to get along with Yukino as much as possible, at least the two of them must not be mutually exclusive as before. From this point of view, it is not unacceptable for Yukino to scold him, at least it is much better than the previous situation of not saying a word for several days.

After Odori scolded Kyosuke and vented her unhappiness, Yukino finally stopped. Although she knew that this kind of venting was childish, she felt that if she didn't say all these words and chose to keep them in her heart, it would make her even more unhappy.

"Tell me, Kosaka. What are you going to do about it? I mean, will you marry my mother?"

"Well, what do you think Kousaka Kyousuke will choose?"

Archimedes looked at the image reflected in the magic ball and asked Tamamonomae behind him with interest: "Should I choose that woman or you?"

Xiaoyu didn't say anything, just watched quietly, her eyes constantly changing back and forth between brown and red.

"How interesting. It looks like we'll see some good shows~"

Looking into Tamamonomae's eyes, Archimedes smiled happily. He felt that what he had been pursuing might be realized today.

Prologue

The road of life is very magical, you never know where it will turn next, whether it will be a smooth and broad road, a rugged and narrow path, or even the steering wheel will fly out and the car will be destroyed and people will die.

For Kousaka Kyousuke, his life is even more like this. Every time he thinks that reality is like this and there will be no new changes, he will always be slapped in the face and told that the world can be even more fucked up. Every time his mood will become like that of a funny author who spent 15 orders in the Valentine's Day pool but only produced 3 literary girls and no store manager.

Especially in the past six months, he felt that everything he could do in life had happened to him. First, he went from being a good student (?) to a nightclub prince. His childhood fiancée suddenly appeared and wanted to eat him. In order to achieve this goal, she did not hesitate to turn the school into ruins. Then, his ex-girlfriend (who was also his classmate's mother) who was widowed and pregnant before marriage suddenly wanted to adopt him as her godson, so his nanny adopted his classmate as her daughter to ensure her status. And he was kicked out of the nightclub by the new nightclub prince and had to be self-reliant.

In fact, Kyosuke felt that things were not too bad. At least he became the manager of a Ginza bar with the help of a green-haired transvestite friend. From this perspective, it might be considered the peak of his life.

However, there is one thing that has not changed no matter what, that is, he is still oppressed by a strong woman. Kyosuke doesn't know if he is cursed. He has met many women after his rebirth, and there are also a few with whom he has a negative distance relationship. But basically, except for Mashu-chan, no matter their height, hair color, or cup size, they are all strong in front of him. And he is always the oppressed party.

In the past, at home, I always played a weak role in front of Kirino. After all, the status of the daughter in the Kosaka family was much higher than that of the eldest son. At school, the people who rode on Kyosuke's head became Eriri and Shiwa. Although these two may not be as delicate as Kirino, it is an indisputable fact that Kyosuke is a bottom when facing them. As for when working... Is there any need to ask? How could the store manager Altria let Kyosuke ride on her? She was already a good girl if she didn't pin Kyosuke to the ground and kill him on the spot.

Even Fumino, Kyosuke's ex-girlfriend, who is the most gentle in his mind, also has a strong attribute. Otherwise, Yukino would not have insisted on moving out.

As for the other girls Kyosuke was familiar with... His ex-fiancée, Tama? Kyosuke had no doubt that she would really eat him; his godmother, Minamoto no Raikou? Anyway, Kyosuke said that even if it was the man on top and the woman on the bottom, he would still consciously play the role of the bottom; the S&M shop owner Maeve? The whip in her hand was not a decoration, but a prop that she would really use when working; the idol lady Nero? Anyway, in Kyosuke's limited memory, he never got the position of being on top in those few days.

Kyosuke originally thought that he could get rid of this situation after becoming the store manager, at least he could have the final say in his own territory. But now it seems that it is completely wishful thinking, because his subordinates are still strong women with full strength attributes.

When asked to directly describe the duty manager he hired, Kyosuke could only say that she was a female version of Aggoniwen.

"How many times have I told you, store manager, that you can't lie there while working. It will leave a bad impression on the customers."

Joan of Arc looked at her boss who was lying on the bar in a daze and criticized him without any hesitation.

So what on earth was I thinking when I hired her? She is not a subordinate who helps me with my work, but a chattering old woman.

"Okay, okay."

Kyousuke replied lazily, but he had no intention of moving.

“Manager!!”

"It doesn't matter if there are no customers now~"

Kyousuke's answer obviously would not satisfy Jeanne, so -

"Ah! It hurts so much, let go!"

Jeanne grabbed Kyousuke's ears and forced his head away from the bar.

"Are you awake now?"

Looking at Jeanne's polite but majestic smile, Kyousuke rubbed his red ears and whispered, "I think mine is going to fall off."

Jeanne ignored Kyousuke's complaints and snorted, "That's your own problem, store manager."

Shaxi, who was wiping cups by the sink, stood on the side of the duty manager. "I think so too. If Gao...Manager, you don't want to work, just go to the lounge. You are totally affecting the appearance of the store here."

I say, if you don’t consider the fact that we are classmates, at least consider the salary I give you.

Kyosuke felt that he was probably the least authoritative store manager.

This bar called "God of Wine" located on the top floor of the CHANEL building in Ginza is the bar currently run by Kyosuke.

Because the main investor of the store is Gilgamesh, the oldest dog tycoon in the history of the Middle East, the business philosophy he adheres to is not to pursue cost-effectiveness, and to buy whatever is expensive. As a result, the decoration of the whole bar can be described as magnificent. The first impression of the whole bar is that it is luxurious. It is all gold. More importantly, the source of this gold is all real gold, not the so-called gold paint. For example, the wallpaper with gold powder, or the pendant made of gold, the only thing in the whole bar that is not gold is the floor, the piano in the corner of the bar, and the area around the sink at the bar.

The wash basin was chosen because Kyosuke thought that black was better than the gold faucet and sink, so it would not look dirty. The color of the piano was requested by the Phantom who Kyosuke asked to help him. He thought that a gold piano was too tacky, and he would refuse to perform if it had to be gold. As for the floor, the reason why wooden boards were used instead of gold tiles (Gill's suggestion) was because Kyosuke was afraid that metal would slip easily, so he suggested using wooden ones. Then without hesitation, Gill chose rosewood solid wood floors for the bar.

In response to this, Kyosuke could only say that as a commoner he really couldn't understand the thinking of the rich man.

However, a big disadvantage of such decoration is that it puts too much pressure on customers. Except for the wealthy who like to show off or the heroes who know the actual situation, most customers will stay away as soon as they see the decoration of the store at the door, because they will subconsciously feel that the consumption level here is not something they can enjoy with their meager salary.

Since the opening of this bar, apart from the Heroic Spirits, there have been only a handful of ordinary customers. Apart from the Yukinoshita family and Yukino, there have been only 5 normal customers. Therefore, it is understandable that Kyosuke was lazy during the business hours, but Jeanne, who is very strict, would not accept this explanation.

"I think it's necessary to teach you a lesson. It's because of your indulgence that we don't have many customers."

"It's okay, it's okay. Fewer customers means more free time, and it won't reduce your salary anyway."

Jeanne held her forehead with her hand as she looked at Kyosuke who was showing no motivation. It was obviously not like this when the store first opened. Why did it become like this in less than two weeks?

Just as Jeanne was thinking about what kind of Spartan education she could use to cheer up her manager, the door of the bar opened, and a girl with a ponytail and a black and white princess dress walked in. She walked straight to the bar counter and sat down, saying to Kyosuke who was still in a daze, "Kyosuke, please give me a glass of Jellyfish."

Without even thinking, Kyosuke flicked the other person's head and said, "Manager, since you always drink strong liquor when you come here, don't use this girl form!"

Chapter 65 Archimedes: The show is about to begin, everything is under my control

听着雪乃的问话，京介陷入了两难的境地。要说文乃在和自己讲她怀孕的时候，京介没有幻想过他和文乃的幸福婚后生活那是瞎话，但是京介自己心里很清楚，他绝对是不可能和文乃结婚的。不单单是年龄的差距，更多的是舆论上的压力。如果文乃只是一个普通的寡妇，那京介顶着大介一顿揍也会把文乃娶抱回家，这点京介相信文乃她自己也很清楚。

But it's not easy to tell Yukino about this. If I tell her that I won't marry your mother, I'm afraid she will beat me to death, saying that I'm an irresponsible scumbag. If I tell her that I will marry your mother, then Yukino will beat me to death, saying that I have been plotting against the Yukinoshita family for a long time.