I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

Chapter 1 Kyosuke: Most girls who say they can drink a lot are lying

"What kind of wine is this? It looks like orange juice."

Lily squinted at the glass filled with yellow liquid in front of her.

Kyosuke flicked Lily's forehead again and said, "This is orange juice, my dear former boss."

"Hey? Where's the wine?"

"I told you not to keep thinking about drinking. You know, the police are cracking down on drunk driving recently."

Lily was not satisfied with Kyosuke's explanation. She turned around and puffed her cheeks and complained, "It's obvious that drinking and riding a motorcycle is more fun, and even if we get caught, it's just a matter of running a trip to Aguguiwen."

My big boss, you are British, not Russian! And don’t you have any options in your mind to make Aguguiwen worry-free?

Kyosuke remembered that when he returned to Camelot two days ago, he saw Aguguiwen's haggard appearance. He looked like he had aged a dozen years in just a few days. The deep eye sockets betrayed Aguguiwen's recent sleep quality. It was obviously not a matter of not sleeping for a few days. However, the culprit who caused this result obviously did not realize this.

"Lily, let me tell you something. Just let Aguwen go. He's already pitiful enough. How about this, next time you have a day off, come over during the day and I'll treat you to a drink. Forget about it on weekday nights. Getting drunk is still very troublesome. Be good and listen."

"Ah."

Under Kyosuke's consolation, Lily finally nodded reluctantly and agreed to Kyosuke's proposal. However, she still used a straw to spit bubbles into the glass filled with orange juice in front of her to express her dissatisfaction.

Looking at the completely girlish Lily, Kyosuke was a little speechless. Does changing the skin also change the personality? Give me back the original steady, noble and elegant Knight King! At least except for being a bit of a nympho, he is a normal person in other aspects. Now he is a replica of Mordred. What's the use of this except proving that you two are biological children?

Fortunately, there are no other customers in the store now, otherwise, if the Round Table members knew that their boss was seen acting cute by outsiders, they would probably have to manually delete his memory (physically) to ensure the glory of the Knight King.

However, my head-patting technique seems to be improving. I always feel that the girls who are close to me will immediately become more obedient after being patted on the head by me. It seems that this skill has great potential.

"Really... one or two of them are a worry."

Kyosuke poured himself a glass of lemonade to calm himself, but he was caught by Jeanne.

"Manager, can't you set a good example for other employees when you're at work? How bad would it be if customers saw you like this?"

"First, there are no other customers in the store except for a guy who is drinking juice for free. Second, Shaxi is a good kid and doesn't need me to set an example. Third, I have been standing here for so long without drinking a sip of water. Please forgive me this time."

"Then can't you go backstage and take a rest?" Jeanne's relentless look reminded Kyosuke of his school's former discipline director (a greasy middle-aged man in his forties).

"It's okay, it's okay. How can there be customers in this crappy shop?"

"Hello, is anyone there?"

Kyosuke almost spit out the lemonade that had just reached his throat. He coughed and turned around, leaving his back to the customer at the door.

"Ahem... Damn it."

Jeanne rolled her eyes at Kyosuke, who was holding onto the bar and coughing, and quickly walked over to him.

"Hello, sir. Is there anything I can help you with?"

"I'd like to have a drink, what do you recommend?"

"Well, it depends on what kind of flavor you like."

Jeanne led the guests to sit at the bar with a standard professional smile.

Huh? No, why does this voice sound so familiar?

Kyosuke realized something was wrong and looked back quickly. When he saw who was coming, he lost his balance and almost pulled his balls with his legs apart.

"Sayuri...Sayuri?"

"Ah, Kyosuke?"

Sayuri Sawamura covered her mouth and was a little surprised. She never expected to meet him here.

"Um, why are you here?"

The two people who had never expected to see each other here subconsciously asked the same question at the same time.

Lily, who was blowing bubbles, was also surprised when she heard Kyosuke's name. She bit her straw and looked at Sayuri who was sitting next to her. Because of the so-called big plan of her own naughty child recently, Lily was a little scared when she saw Sayuri. It's not that Lily was afraid of Sayuri, but every time she saw this lady who liked to wear kimono, she always felt a little awkward, even though Lily herself scoffed at the plan. But under Mordred's tireless influence, every time Lily saw Sayuri, she would unconsciously imagine the scene of her family of three.

"I know you're working, but aren't you helping out in Xiao Mo's mother's store?"

Sayuri could tell from Kyosuke's clothes that he was helping out in the store.

"My friend just opened this bar and couldn't find a bartender so I came here to help. Anyway, they have enough staff over there and they don't need me for the time being. I will go back after things get stable here."

Saki and Jeanne both looked at Kyosuke's explanation inquiringly. Kyosuke gestured to the two of them where Sayuri couldn't see, indicating that they shouldn't say anything. The reason why Kyosuke didn't want to tell Sayuri the truth was that he didn't want Daisuke and Kano to know about it, otherwise it would be very troublesome to explain it. If it was a relative, it would be fine, but it was a little wrong for a friend to entrust such a high-end bar to a minor.

"Really? Kyousuke, are you really going back?"

Before Sayuri could say anything, Lily stood up and slammed the table.

"It's true. I've said it before, I'm just transferring temporarily. I'll tell Enkidu that I'll be transferred back to Camelot in a while."

But I didn't tell you the exact time of the transfer, Kyousuke thought as he motioned for Lily to sit down.

However, Lily did not care about Kyosuke's language loopholes, or she noticed it but subconsciously ignored it. After all, for her, hearing that Kyosuke would return was the best news in this period of time.

"Miss, have we met somewhere before?"

Only then did Sayuri notice the guest next to her. She felt that the girl in white clothes looked surprisingly familiar.

"My name is... Lily, Lily Pendragon. Nice to meet you. Kyosuke often talks about you as an elder."

Lily introduced herself to Sayuri with a conflicted look on her face. After thinking it over, she decided to get to know her as a complete stranger so that she wouldn't appear too embarrassed.

"Hello, Pendragon...Are you and Xiaomo related?"

Sayuri thought that this girl should be related to Xiaomo. You know, Pendragon is not a common surname even in the UK, let alone in Japan. What is the probability that two people with the same surname Pendragon are completely unrelated? Especially when the two look so similar.

"Well... Strictly speaking, Sir Mordred's mother is my...sister. Yes, that's right. My sister."

Lily knew she was not good at lying, so she told a fact instead of an answer. Anyway, what she said was true, and there was no doubt that Morgan le Fay was her sister.

"Sir Mordred?"

Sayuri thought it was quite strange that Lily called her niece like that, but she didn't raise the issue as it was, after all, it was someone else's private matter.

"puff..."

Kyosuke almost burst out laughing after hearing Lily's self-introduction, but luckily Lily stopped him with her eyes before he could open his mouth completely.

If you dare to laugh, I will tell her the truth.

Faced with Lily's threat, Kyosuke could only shut up and say nothing, but he still poured a glass of lemonade for Sayuri.

"Thank you." Sayuri took a sip of the lemonade to moisten her throat, then said to Kyosuke, "Kyosuke, please give me a glass of 'End of the World'."

"Is it okay for you to drink this?"

Kyosuke was a little surprised by Sayuri's order, and he asked her to confirm it again. You know, there is a reason why Sayuri's cocktail is called Over Of World. This drink is a complete hodgepodge. It contains vodka, tequila, rum, gin, whiskey, brandy and other spirits. Some recipes even add beer or Erguotou. Because there are all kinds of wine mixed together, for people who don't drink well, this drink is really the end of the world. Kyosuke's understanding of this cocktail is a pot of Northeastern stew, and all the wine you can think of can be poured into it.

"It's okay, it's okay. I can drink a lot."

"Really? Are you upset?"

Kyosuke looked at Sayuri with some suspicion. He had never seen Sayuri drink before and didn't know if she was lying.

"No... No, that's not the case. I just wanted to see how good Kyousuke's craftsmanship is. For this kind of wine with more raw materials, wouldn't it be more obvious how good the bartender is?"

"I think you have some misunderstanding about my job. I am a bartender, not a cook. The level of bartending has nothing to do with this."

Although Kyosuke was not very reassured about Sayuri's words, Sayuri's personality was the same as Eriri's, and no one could make her change her mind. So Kyosuke, who was unable to resist her request, finally made her a drink. In order to take care of Sayuri, Kyosuke not only reduced the types of wine, but also reduced the proportion of wine and added more pineapple juice to dilute the taste of the wine.

Unfortunately, things did not go as Kyosuke expected. Sayuri passed out in less than 5 minutes after drinking the cup.

"So when it comes to drinking, those who brag about their drinking capacity cannot be trusted at all."

Kyosuke looked at Sayuri who was sleeping soundly on the bar counter and complained with a twitching mouth. He felt that it was a mistake for him to listen to Sayuri.

"So...what should we do with this lady now?"

Chapter 2 Kyosuke: Waking up in a strange room after being drunk is an inevitable part of the novel [Please recommend]

A hangover is a very painful thing. Just the headache at the moment of waking up can make people feel uncomfortable for a long time. This is especially true for Sayuri, who basically doesn't drink much.

"I'm never drinking again."

Sayuri covered her head and climbed out of bed with tears in her voice. She was now completely unable to feel anything except the world was spinning. It was obvious that she had paid the price for her childish decision yesterday.

"If only you could really think that way."

"Yeah... I don't really like alcohol, I just wanted to try it yesterday on a whim..."

Sayuri was halfway through her speech when she realized that the person talking to her was not her husband. She looked in the direction of the speaker and saw Kyosuke wearing a school uniform and looking at her helplessly.

"Kyosuke! Um... why did my clothes change? And where is this place?!"

Sayuri was about to say something, but she found that she was not wearing the kimono she wore yesterday, but a pair of pajamas she had never seen before. And she was currently sleeping in a room she had never seen before.

"This is our staff lounge. And don't worry, Jeanne changed your clothes. That kimono is quite expensive, right? It will get wrinkled if you sleep in it. So I asked her to change you into one of her nightgowns."

Kyosuke explained to Sayuri, who was suddenly emotional, and tried to calm her down. Her helpless look reminded him of a hamster running around in a cage.

"Thanks……"

After hearing Kyosuke's explanation, Sayuri finally got out of her initial panic. She wrapped herself in a blanket and blushed as she thanked Kyosuke. Sayuri was really embarrassed for having behaved so badly in front of her juniors. She was really embarrassed this time.

"Sayuri, you too... Hey, tell me, what's going on? Why did you want to come to the bar to drink?"

Kyosuke originally wanted to tell Sayuri that she was not a child anymore, but he thought that he was her junior after all, and it was inappropriate to tease an elder like that, so he could only change his words halfway through.

"I know. You thought I was getting old, didn't you?" Sayuri stared at Kyosuke with suspicion. After he waved his hands to show that he didn't mean that, she slowly said, "Well... I was alone last night, so I decided to come out and relax. After all, I rarely have this kind of personal time alone after I got married. When I was walking nearby, I saw an advertisement downstairs saying that there was a new bar upstairs, so I came up to take a look. I didn't plan to drink at all. It's all Kyosuke's fault. Phew~"

"What the hell, are you blaming me?"

Kyosuke listened to Sayuri's explanation with a frown on his face. This was definitely the most innocent scapegoat he had ever taken in his two lifetimes.

"Since I saw Kyousuke, I've relaxed a bit, so I decided to try something I've never tried before."

Sayuri deliberately hit herself on the head and stuck out her tongue to make a face at Kyosuke.

"This fly is so interesting..."

Kyosuke covered his mouth and stared at the flies flying on the ceiling, completely ignoring Sayuri's cute behavior. He knew very well that he must not follow the lady's funny ideas at this time, otherwise she would definitely drag him down to the same funny level as her, and then use her rich funny experience to defeat him.

"Cut~"