I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

"what's up?"

Hachiman ignored the second half of Kyosuke's words, he knew that Kyosuke was just bluffing. If he really dared to do that, Yukinoshita would definitely hang Kyosuke on the beam and spank him. This was something Yukinoshita had clearly said before Kyosuke took over the student council.

"Nothing, just helping him to ask a girl out for dinner."

"Who?"

The gossipy soul in Hachiman began to stir.

"My sister."

Hachiman was stunned for a moment, then quickly caught up with Kyosuke and kept complaining: "Hey, if you don't want to say it, just say it directly, don't fool me. Where did your sister come from?"

Chapter 20 Kyosuke: Teammates are there to be sold~

Isshiki did not use roundabout tactics after seeing Kyosuke coming over, but said to him directly: "I'm sorry, Senior Kosaka. I don't want to be a member of the student council, and please don't come near me anymore."

Kyosuke found the other party's rude attitude funny. He tilted his head and asked jokingly, "What? You don't want to pretend to be a good girl anymore?"

Isshiki didn't say anything but the impatience in her eyes told Kyosuke her attitude.

"You really don't want to think about it?"

"No need. I'm very busy, Kousaka-senpai."

"Are you busy pretending to be nice in front of other people? Or do you think you can find a rich husband by wearing a fake mask?"

After hearing Kyosuke's ridicule, Isshiki's expression kept changing. She pointed at Kyosuke and said, "What? Are you going to threaten me with this, Kousaka-senpai?"

This time it was Kyousuke's turn to respond with silence.

Isshiki looked at Kyosuke who was smiling with squinting eyes, and really wanted to raise his fist and hit him in the face.

Hachiman, who was standing behind Kyosuke, poked his waist with his hand and gently reminded him, "Hey, Kyosuke. Don't go too far."

Although Hachiman didn't like Isshiki, a schoolgirl who liked to pretend, he felt that Kyosuke had gone too far this time, and it felt like they had completely become villains. Wasn't this bullying a little girl?

"what on earth do you want?"

Isshiki thought for a long time and said to Kyosuke very impolitely. She didn't even bother to add honorifics. Kyosuke's words really hit Isshiki's soft spot. She knew very well that her true personality was a weakness for chasing boys, so from the beginning, she approached Hayama as a well-behaved, gentle, cute, and slightly crazy fan girl. She must not ruin this character before she confirmed the relationship with Hayama.

Of course, after I have succeeded in wooing Ye Shan, I can slowly let go of my temper. After all, being a spoiled brat to your boyfriend is a little girl's privilege.

At this critical moment, if his true identity is exposed to Ye Shan by this cunning senior, then his love plan will be exposed. It's not that there is no solution, but the difficulty index will rise sharply. It will take a lot of time and energy to establish a good personality again. By then, he will definitely be far behind that annoying woman Miura.

So I must stop this guy, but I really don't want to join the student union. After all, I don't have much time to spend with Ye Shan. If I join the student union at that time, won't I have to spend all my spare time on it? In short, what I have to do now is to dispel the other party's idea of ​​pulling me into the student union while ensuring that the other party can keep my secret. And it seems that the other party has a good relationship with Ye Shan senior, it would be even better if I can get him to say something good about me.

"Kousaka-senpai, I don't think you would really do that. You know, if you disturb someone's love, you will be kicked by a horse."

So in order to reduce the vigilance of Senior Kousaka towards herself, Yishe changed her strategy. She acted coquettishly towards Kyosuke in a sweet tone that gave people goosebumps.

"You should use a more normal tone. You only use this tone when my sister wants me to buy her something, and she hasn't used this trick since she entered junior high school."

Kyosuke rubbed his arms as if he wanted to rub off all the pimples.

"Cut~"

Isshiki snapped her fingers and thought to herself that it was bad luck. She originally thought that to deal with such an ignorant boy, she could just act coquettishly and he would be able to handle it. But now it seems that is not the case at all.

"Don't be so upset, Isshiki-san. In fact, if you can be less artificial and more natural, you can succeed. To be honest, I was almost in your shoes, just this little bit."

Kyosuke used two fingers to make an OK gesture.

“This distance isn’t just a little bit, right?”

Isshiki looked at the gap Kyosuke demonstrated with frustration and complained mercilessly.

Can the little bit in your house fit two thumbs?

"What are you thinking? I'm talking about the distance between the tip of your index finger and the tip of your thumb. Who told you to look at the circle? That's for my girlfriend."

"Do you want me to sue you for indecency?"

Isshiki was about to go crazy. This tough guy in front of her was really too difficult to deal with. No matter what she said, he just stood there and didn't give her any chance. She had originally thought of taking advantage of him, but now she no longer had that idea. The best thing to do was to get rid of this guy as soon as possible.

"The senior behind me, can you help me pull this Takasaka senior away? Please~"

Isshiki winked playfully at Hachiman behind him.

"Forehead……"

Hachiman was a little embarrassed. He looked at Kyosuke and then at Isshiki, and finally decided to stand on the side of friendship.

"I'm sorry, I'm just a handyman. He has the final say on this matter. I have no right to decide."

"Why is this~"

Isshiki said in a very disappointed tone, as if she was really disappointed. However, neither Kyousuke nor Hachiman believed that Isshiki was really like she showed. Although both of them had low emotional quotient in love, they at least had some experience in understanding people's hearts.

"How about this, if you agree to come to the student union for an internship for a month, I can help you create a date opportunity, how about that?"

Apparently realizing that Isshiki would not take the bait unless he offered some tough advice, Kyousuke gritted his teeth and proposed his own conditions.

"really?"

Isshiki couldn't believe that Kyosuke suddenly became so easy to talk to.

"Really? But I can't guarantee that I can get you a chance. Even if you succeed, you only get one chance. It depends on you whether you can seize it."

"why?"

The shrewd Isse doesn't believe that good things can fall from the sky.

"Because the student union is so short of staff right now, we really need someone to come and help. Even if it's just a temporary worker, it can greatly relieve our pressure."

"But if you, senior, recruit in the name of the student union, there will definitely be a lot of students who will respond, right?"

"It doesn't matter if those crooked ones are not there, because this temporary internship opportunity is also used to screen future official members of the student union. So I only want outstanding talents like Isshiki."

"I'm not as good as you say, senior~" Isshiki scratched his head shyly, and it seemed that he accepted Kyosuke's explanation.

"How about this, senior. How about I come to the student union for internship when you get the chance? If the students are worried that I will cancel the appointment, they can postpone the date to the first weekend of my internship."

"Okay, I told Ye Shan that I'll let you know later."

Kyosuke stared into Isshiki's eyes for a long time, and finally agreed to Isshiki's request.

"That's it, bye."

"I bet she'll only intern for a week and then cancel the date."

After Isshiki walked away, Hachiman rolled his dead eyes and reminded Kyosuke.

"Let's talk about it later. Let's trick her into joining the student union first."

"So how are you going to convince Ye Shan? You just promised to create a condition for Ye Shan. Do you have any other bargaining chips in your hand?"

Although Hachiman no longer believed Kyosuke's words about his sister, he knew what Kyosuke must have paid in the transaction with Hayama just now.

"Just try your best. If it doesn't work, then give up the option of Ye Shan. Anyway, I didn't agree to let her date Ye Shan."

"Wait... wait a minute! Could it be..."

Hachiman shuddered when he saw Kyosuke's malicious gaze.

Kyosuke nodded in agreement with Hachiman's guess, and put his hands on Hachiman's shoulders and said, "That's right, if Hayama is impossible. Hikigaya Hachiman, you are our Plan B. Please don't let the organization down, come on!"

As he said this, Kyosuke gave Hachiman a thumbs up and grinned.

"Why don't you just die!"

After hearing this, Hachiman punched Kyosuke in the nose without saying a word.

Chapter 21: Yukino: Caring about Kyousuke? Impossible, impossible in this lifetime

Afterwards, Kyosuke covered his nose and sat on the bench in the rest area with Hachiman until the football team's training was over, and intercepted Hayama on his way to the locker room.

Fortunately, after hearing Kyosuke's request, Ye Shan thought about it for a while and agreed, which made Kyosuke breathe a sigh of relief. Although letting Hachiman take over could fool people, his reputation in school would be completely ruined, and the reputation of his service club would also drop significantly. If this really happened, Kyosuke swore that Yukino would definitely eat him, and not spit out the bones.

However, Ye Shan also put forward his own request: "First of all, you must make it clear to Isshiki that she and I are just hanging out. There is absolutely no other intention."

"Are you sure she will believe it?"

"It's up to her whether she believes it or not, but she must make it clear in advance, otherwise Yumiko..."

"Oh~~"

Ye Shan didn't finish his words, but Kyosuke understood what the other party meant. He nodded vigorously and said to Ye Shan as if he had experienced it: "I understand. You are planning to have a foot in both relationships, right?"

Kyosuke's words irritated the usually good-tempered Hayama, who tried to suppress his anger and said to Kyosuke: "Hikigaya-san only broke the bridge of your nose, do you want me to use more force and break it directly?"

"No thanks, I think it's just right to lean like this, it can show my masculinity." Kyosuke realized that the other party was really angry and quickly changed the subject, "By the way, do you have any other requests? Do you want me to tell Michiyono that she's dating you?"

"No need. She's such a smart girl. If you suggest that I have dinner with her, she should be able to guess what I'm thinking. Dating her is actually not much different from inviting her to dinner. On the contrary, it might make her dislike me."

Ye Shan's expression became a little lonely when he mentioned Yang No.

This is an expression of heartbreak. It seems that this man has a story.

Kyosuke rubbed his chin, wondering if he should ask what was going on the next time he saw Haruno.

Ye Shan also noticed the flame of gossip burning in Kyosuke's eyes, and he quickly brought the topic back to his request: "Okay, my second request is about Yumiko..."

···

"He wants me to convince Miura to let him date Isshiki. Is this a bunch of old-school RPG games? This bunch of people must have planned this out!"

Kyousuke returned to the Service Club classroom and complained loudly to Hachiman and Zaimokuza.

"Well, in order to get a plot prop, you have to complete a prerequisite task first, and the prerequisite task requires completing another one. This is indeed like a game of heroes." Zaimokuza responded to Kyosuke's complaints while writing something in his notebook, "Kyosuke-sama, just do your best. I really can't help you here, after all, I'm not very familiar with these people."

"Don't look at me. You caused this yourself. You should solve it yourself. I don't want to have anything to do with that woman Miura anymore."

Hachiman saw Kyosuke turn his gaze towards him, and quickly waved his hand to clear himself. Ever since the last incident on the tennis court at Benzanko, Hachiman has kept his distance from Miura, a ruthless woman. After all, this female devil is the number one enemy of his little angel Ayaka.

Kyosuke knew from Hachiman's expression that he once again chose love over friendship, so he snorted in dissatisfaction: "So do you think I have anything to say to her?"

"How could it be otherwise? Didn't you help her when we were playing tennis before? With this relationship, I believe that Miura-san will at least not throw you out after you say the first sentence."

Hachiman tried to convince Kyosuke to go on this suicidal mission alone by trying to deceive him.