I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

When he thought of the big hole left by Scathach when he left, Lao Fu felt his liver aching. He limped out of the waiting room with a cane, and his hunched back looked quite desolate.

But no one noticed the corner of his mouth that curled up in the shadows: "If I win all the bets, my pension will be multiplied."

"Are they all gone?"

Kyosuke had actually woken up when Sadamitsu came up to tie up Minamoto no Raikou, but at that time he was not sure whether his dear mother Raikou would do something more extreme after finding out that he was awake, so he still pretended to be unconscious. After listening to the sound and confirming that everyone had left, Kyosuke secretly opened his eyes a little and took a peek. After confirming that the lion and the cow had left, he stood up to show that he was resurrected again.

He stretched himself and rubbed his nose. After finishing all these things, he turned to his family and said, "Okay, let's go home quickly. It would be bad if the two guys come back again."

"..."

Seeing the obviously strange looks from the other members of the Kousaka family, Kyosuke felt obviously guilty.

"Is there something on my face?"

Jianao looked at Kyosuke worriedly. The series of events that just happened gave her too much information. She felt that she had never really understood her son. "Kyosuke, what on earth did you do? Are you... a cheating man?"

"What?"

Kyosuke didn't understand Kanao's thinking at once. How was it related to cheating?

"Go to hell, scumbag!"

It looked like Kanao was about to punch Kyosuke directly in the nose, and Kyosuke quickly caught Kanao's fist.

"If you have something to say, please say it nicely. What does this have to do with cheating?"

"You're still quibbling! Putting aside other things, aren't Miss Altori and Miss Minamoto no Raikou proof?! Die, you philandering man!"

After saying that, Kaneo threw another punch with her left hand. This time, Kyosuke was unable to defend himself and was hit directly in the face.

"Ow—"

Kyosuke knelt on the ground, covering his nose. At this moment, he understood very well how Mordred felt just now.

PS: There will be another update in the evening. It’s the end of the month. I’ll try to update 3 times today. _(:з」∠)_

Chapter 79 Kyosuke: I have special lying skills

"yawn--"

Sitting on the chair, Kyosuke yawned again. He was too lazy to count how many times he had done this. However, the warm sunshine in the afternoon was indeed the best catalyst for sleep. It was amazing that Kyosuke could resist the temptation of the sun. Unfortunately, it was his limit now. After yawning, Kyosuke's health bar returned to zero and he lay on the table motionless without any image.

The reason why Kyosuke was so sleepy was not only because of Taiyang's malicious conspiracy, but also because he had such a bad sleep last night.

After returning to the Kousaka family last night, Kyosuke suffered unprecedented inhuman treatment - the horrible three-court trial.

The interrogation team consisting of Daisuke, Kanono and Kirino used almost all humane and inhumane methods to dig out all the secrets hidden in him. Daisuke even used many of the techniques he used when interrogating other prisoners.

In fact, they did dig up a lot of secrets, such as Kyosuke no longer works in the original store, and was entrusted by a friend to take care of a new store. And Altria was the manager of the store where Kyosuke used to work, and she especially liked to tease Kyosuke like this. What Kanano and the others saw was just the jokes she had always liked to play on Kyosuke.

Kyosuke's explanation made Kirino very dissatisfied. You know, she knew exactly what Kyosuke's part-time job was. If she said that nothing really happened between Kyosuke and the store manager, Kirino would never believe it. However, in fact, Kyosuke and the store manager did not have any substantial content. Even Kirino's senior, Nero, made much faster progress in conquering Kyosuke's body than Altria. At least both of Nero's mouths had been tasted by Kyosuke's two tongues.

The saying "a barking dog never bites" probably refers to people like Altria.

Although she wanted to tell Kyosuke about being a gigolo, she felt hesitant when she thought about the fact that her DVD box of "Stardust☆Little Witch Meruru" (which contained the R18 game "Let's Fall in Love with My Sister?") was discovered by the woman named Altria. In the end, between reporting her brother's part-time job to her parents and having her own secret exposed, and continuing to keep the secret for her brother so that both siblings would be safe, Kirino chose the latter.

However, Kirino's decision not to pursue the matter does not mean that Kanao and Daisuke will let Kyosuke go. After Kirino withdrew from the interrogation on the grounds that it was too late and she had to go to bed, Daisuke and Kanao began the second round of interrogation.

The focus of their interrogation this time was the relationship between Kyosuke, whom they cared about the most, and the girls who showed up today. Under Kyosuke's strict defense, the deepest (physical) relationship was not exposed, but the Kousaka couple still dug up a lot of information they were interested in. In addition to what they learned when Kirino was here, such as Altria being Kyosuke's former store manager, they also learned that Mashu and Mordred were both children in the store where Kyosuke worked part-time, and what's more, they were classmates.

More importantly, these two girls are Eriri's close friends. In fact, Eriri was supposed to attend their party tonight, but because Sayuri had something wrong, she couldn't make it. Kanao was really glad that Eriri was absent. The thought of Eriri, her intended daughter-in-law, being caught by the police for having an improper relationship between a man and a woman made Kanao feel like fainting.

As for Minamoto no Raikou, her relationship with Kyosuke could not be covered up, because no matter how she tried to explain it, she could not completely clear it. So Kyosuke fortunately directly admitted that he was adopted as a godson by the other party, and Yukino happened to be the other party's adopted daughter. In this way, he could link the fact that he knew the Yukinoshita family, and Fumino also knew Yukino through Yukino. This explanation is perfect. It not only explains why Minamoto no Raikou treats him so well, but also indirectly shows that the relationship between him and the Yukinoshita family is actually quite close, so Kano doesn't need to be so trembling with them.

As for why Minamoto no Raikou recognized him as his godson, Kyosuke first explained that Miss Minamoto no Raikou was a female noble who loved motherhood and loved children, but for various reasons she did not have her own children. So she had the habit of adopting adopted sons and daughters, and he was just one of her huge group of children.

Of course, the reason why I was adopted by Miss Minamoto no Raikou was because I happened to have helped her, so I would be a little more favored than other lucky people, but only a little bit.

In order to gain the trust of the Kosaka couple, Kyosuke evaded the important issues and told a lot of information, especially about the two forces of [Camelot] and the Minamoto family. In this situation, Kano more or less believed what Kyosuke said. Of course, Kyosuke was still very Uncle B, and he did not reveal any information about the physical communication between men and women. You know, Kano beat me up in the police station because she suspected that I cheated. If she knew that I had played the game of deep and simple with more than one woman (one of them was pregnant), I'm afraid she would let Daisuke beat me into a pancake. So under Kyosuke's carefully planned lies, Kano subconsciously thought that her stupid son just happened to know so many girls, but in fact he was still a shy little virgin.

I have to say that Kyosuke has been a gigolo in Camelot for so long that he has become quite adept at fooling women.

But the middle-aged detective Daisuke was not so easy to fool, but Kyosuke did not intend to fool him. He believed that Daisuke, who had many years of experience in criminal investigation, should know that he must be hiding something, but since he had already revealed most of the things (Kyosuke let Daisuke think so), he believed that Daisuke would not be too concerned about what Kyosuke had concealed. Kyosuke even guessed that the old policeman should have known that he was not a virgin, but as a man, he could understand why Kyosuke concealed this matter, so he did not ask any more questions.

So when the clock pointed to 3, Daisuke let Kyosuke go upstairs to sleep, and he discussed with Kano for a while before the two of them went to bed. As for the content of the conversation between the two people who avoided Kyosuke alone, Kyosuke, who was about to collapse at the time, did not think about it carefully. He thought that at most he would take the initiative to investigate the truth of what he said at night in the next few days. Kyosuke was still very confident in this point. As long as they did not know the nature of the Heroic Spirit, he would not fall into trouble.

By the way, Kyosuke completed the entire interrogation process while kneeling on the motherboard of his computer.

So even though it's already Monday afternoon club activity time, Kyosuke's knees are still aching slightly. This was also a big contributor to helping Kyosuke resist drowsiness just now, but Kyosuke will not thank his knees at all.

Chapter 80 Yawata: Being a gigolo means you can pick up girls~ [Additional update]

"It's so boring..."

Yui, who was sitting not far from Kyosuke, leaned back in her chair with her hands on the back of her head, and complained in a very ungraceful manner with her hand on her lips.

Kyousuke, who had his entire face pressed against the table, said sleepily, "Being bored means everything is fine... Isn't that good? I thought you wouldn't have any more thoughts of causing trouble after this day of rest."

"It's not boring at all. Although the whole thing is quite interesting, I can't stand it if it happens again." Hearing Kyosuke mention his overnight trip to the police station, Yui waved her hand with lingering fear to deny Kyosuke's statement, "I just think our service club is a little too idle today. Compared with the busyness when Xun-senpai asked us to do things before, it's really quite different. It would be nice to have a commission like Xiao Caijia did before. Yui, I will get to the bottom of the matter the client asked!"

Yui put on a rather childish pose, but no one paid any attention to her.

"I don't want to go through a tiring commission like Ayaka again, thank you." If another sports commission came, Kyousuke didn't think he would have enough energy to complete it. "Also, we are the Service Club, not the Detective Club. Don't think you can become a famous detective just by talking to that slicked-back hair guy. There are countless Shinigami elementary school students between you and that old-timer."

"Tsk~~ Xiao Jing is so boring. It seems that Xiao Jing was really scolded by Uncle Daisuke last night." Because he was sent back by Kyosuke's family at night, Yui knew very well what kind of treatment Kyosuke would suffer after returning home from observing the expressions of Kyosuke's parents at that time, "Tell me, what time did he get scolded in the end?"

Kyosuke didn't say anything, but silently raised three fingers.

"...Xiao Jing, you should have a good rest today."

Yui silently sympathized with Kyousuke for a second before returning to her bored self from before.

Hachiman, who was sitting next to Kyosuke, poked Kyosuke's waist with his elbow and asked curiously, "I say, what happened to you? Didn't you follow the date between Hayama and Isshiki? How did you become like this?"

"No, nothing."

In the end, the whole thing had nothing to do with Yeshan, but Kyosuke didn't intend to let this bad friend know what happened, otherwise this guy would laugh at him for at least a year.

"Could it be that Ye Shan did something?"

Hachiman recalled the heavy atmosphere in Group F's classroom during the day, and immediately had a guess in his mind.

"It has nothing to do with Ye Shan."

Kyosuke could guess what Hachiman was thinking, but what happened to him really had little to do with Hayato Hayama. At most, it could only be said that Hayama was the beginning of everything and the source of all evil.

"So there's nothing between me and Ye Shan..."

Hachiman nodded sympathetically, then his expression immediately changed and he pointed at the tea area of ​​the waiter department and asked loudly: "Can you explain what's going on?!"

By chance, over at the tea area, Miura, wearing a white apron, was walking over with a tray containing several cups of hot tea and some snacks. He smiled and said to everyone in the service department, "Come on, everyone, have afternoon tea."

Miura's outgoing manner doesn't seem like a newcomer on her first day, but more like a hostess who has been in the club for a long time.

"Here, Hikigaya, this is yours."

Hachiman's hands were shaking as he took the teacup. He had never thought that this fashionable woman would appear in this place one day, and look like this.

"Ok?"

But Miura did not hand the teacup to Hachiman but moved it away.

"What should you say?"

"Thank you...thank you."

Hachiman felt very uncomfortable with Miura's x-ray-like gaze.

"You're welcome. Here, it's yours."

After hearing Hachiman's thanks, Miura immediately smiled again.

He is truly a leader in the real-life world. The speed at which he changes his face is simply a textbook example.

Hachiman sighed after taking the teacup handed over by Miura, but he did not dislike Miura like this. Compared with the previous appearance that was hated by everyone (in Hachiman's opinion), he was really much cuter.

"that……"

Zaimokuza, who was sitting at the other end, looked at Miura expectantly. It had been his lifelong wish to have a beautiful girl serve him tea or water. He never expected that there would actually be a day when his dream would come true.

Unfortunately, Miura ruthlessly shattered his fantasy: "Zaimokuza-san, if you want some tea, just come and get it. You're welcome."

Miura's innocent smile was like a bolt of lightning that directly turned Zaimokuza gray.

"Okay... okay."

Zaimokuza, who was hit hard by the reality, walked to Miura with his head down, took a cup of tea, then returned to his seat and tasted it silently.

No matter what, it is delicious tea made by a beautiful girl and it must not be left there to waste.

The more he thought about it, the more unwilling he became. Finally, he shed tears called youth: "Qikexiu, why is the tea so bitter?"

"Green tea is bitter to begin with, you idiot. I'm being very kind by not giving you Kuding tea."

Seeing Zaimokuza standing there in a daze, Hachiman really didn't want anyone to know that he knew this idiot.

Miura didn't have time to pay attention to the eye contact between the two gay friends. Anyway, everyone here was just incidental and the key point was what he had to do next.

"Kyosuke, here."

Miura took a deep breath, picked up a cup of tea and placed it in front of Kyosuke. Because he used too much force, some of the tea spilled out.

"Ah, thank you." Kyosuke, distracted, did not notice Miura's little move. He saw the hot tea and took a sniff: "Hmm... It smells so good. I didn't expect you to be so good at cooking, Miura."

Miura seemed very happy about Kyosuke's like. She squinted her eyes and enjoyed the scene of Kyosuke holding the cup and drinking tea.

"Thank you for the compliment. You look really tired. Did you stay up late last night?"

Miura noticed that Kyosuke had dark circles behind his glasses.

"Um……"

Kyosuke took a sip of tea and held it in his mouth. The slightly bitter tea stimulated the tip of his tongue, which gradually made his brain clear.

"You know the reason... After that, I was scolded by my family for a long time."

"That's so pitiful... Then go to bed early after school today."

Miura showed great sympathy for Kyosuke, even though he did not go to the police station with him. But no matter what, if a high school student was caught by the police, his parents would never let him go with a laugh, not to mention that Kyosuke's father was a policeman himself.