I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

Kyosuke felt that given the character of the wealthy people in the Middle East, they would not care about this small amount of money at all.

"If one day I end up on the street because of the store manager's inaction, I will run away to work as a hostess and then tell all the customers that I ended up here because of the store manager."

Who did you learn this accent from? Where is that upright and selfless saint? !

Kyosuke looked at Jeanne who was kneeling on the ground acting, and his heart was full of MMP.

"Alright, alright. I'm afraid of you. I'll work hard starting the summer vacation. I'm really unlucky to have hired you guys."

Kyousuke had no choice but to agree to Jeanne's suggestion, "I'm going to the lounge to read. Come to me if you need anything."

Fearing that Jeanne would do something strange again, Kyousuke quickly took his Chinese textbook and hid in the backstage, leaving behind a few shop assistants exchanging celebratory glances.

"As expected of Sister Jeanne, you actually said it was a success."

"Huh, of course. Don't you see who I am?"

"But is it okay for us to plot against the store manager like this?" Xingbu Ji looked at the closed backstage door with some concern, "I always feel a little sorry for him."

Jeanne raised a finger and said to Princess Xingbu: "Xiao Xingxing ("Who is Xiao Xingxing? Have you been hanging out with Sayuri so much? Don't you know how to pronounce people's names?"), you should know that we are all trying to make the store manager more motivated. You should know that he is so lazy now that the lottery buyers are so worried. This is related to their pensions."

Princess Xingbu stared at Jeanne's face for a long while and then asked, "Did you buy it too?"

Jeanne turned her head away embarrassedly: "Not much, just a little."

"Who did you buy? Don't tell me it was you."

"certainly not!"

Joan of Arc was so angry that her face turned red and she turned and left.

Shaxi looked at Xingbu Ji with a question mark on her face: "What are you talking about?"

"Nothing, just discussing sports lottery."

Keibuji slowly picked up a comic book and started reading it without directly answering Saki's question.

PS: Sanmiao really disappointed Mijiang! Mijiang was originally planning to write about Jeanne and Lily fighting on the day of the finals, but now I have to rearrange the plot. Pfft, Mijiang is angry! o(≧口≦)o

Chapter 18: Kyosuke: The most horrible punishment in the world is to have someone do something on their day off

Summer vacation is a very beautiful word for any student. It can even be said that students go to school just for this two-month vacation. Because in this two-month vacation, you can abandon your studies and homework and do whatever you want.

The only downside to this wonderful time is probably the hot weather. After all, July and August are the hottest times of the year, and the weather at this time is really hot enough to kill people.

However, you can also think about this problem from another angle. For example, the office workers at home have to go out to work at 30 or 40 in the morning under strong ultraviolet rays and high temperatures of over 10 degrees or even degrees; while you, as a student, can sleep until in the morning, and after enjoying a good breakfast, you can go back to the air-conditioned room to play games comfortably or just take a nap. Compared with those office workers outside who have to endure the high temperature under the sun and wear suits and shirts to catch up with business, surveillance is the difference between heaven and hell.

However, Kyosuke, who is also a student, is currently unable to enjoy such a life. Even though today is July 7th, he still has to rush to school at normal time.

There is a saying that goes, "You will pay for what you have done sooner or later." Now Kyosuke can intuitively feel what this saying means. His school, Sobu High School, has a long spring break that other schools don't have, but the bad consequence is that the summer vacation is much shorter than other schools. Although in the eyes of others, Sobu High School's summer vacation is a week later than other schools, in the eyes of students, it is a sin to be late for a day, not to mention going to classes for a whole week under the mocking eyes of students from other schools.

This semester was particularly bad because the school building was completely razed to the ground due to a woman who was too big. Sobu High School was forced to take a break for a while in the middle of the semester. If it hadn't been for the other schools in the county to borrow the space for teaching, then it is estimated that the summer vacation would have ended early during that time.

The students of Sobu High School were very happy during the holidays, after all, they could lie at home and watch TV while seeing students from other schools carrying their school bags to school. But now it is not funny at all. Going to class at this time is torture just walking on the street, this can't be expressed clearly with a word "mmp".

The only good news for all Sobu High School students, including Kyosuke, is that the school leaders have a clear conscience. The classes during this period are just for make-up classes, and all exams will be completed by the end of June. Otherwise, just thinking about having to fight a life-and-death battle in a stuffy classroom that will determine whether he has the entire summer vacation, Kyosuke feels that even if he has the ability to get full marks, he will probably fail under the influence of the cruel environment. No, whether he can survive until the end of the exam will also be a problem.

"Um...Brother, you still have to go to class..."

Kirino yawned and staggered to the entrance with a piece of bread in her hand, and found Kyosuke who was already wearing his school uniform and changing his shoes there.

"Yeah, but luckily it's the last half of the day. We'll be free after the closing ceremony."

Kyosuke himself felt that it was really hard for him to go out in such weather. The school leaders who had to waste half a day for the closing ceremony after all the classes were over definitely didn't care about Uncle Hai. However, considering that Uncle Hai was currently teaching physical education at Sobu High School, it can only be said that leaders don't care about their subordinates.

"I really sympathize with you. Uh-huh... So are you going to the store this afternoon?"

Kirino swallowed the bread in her mouth, licked the crumbs on her fingers with her tongue, and asked insincerely.

Kyousuke thought for a moment and gave his answer: "Of course I will go. I have agreed to discuss the store's next marketing plan with Jeanne today... But I might go after lunch at school. Are you going to the store today too?"

Since she helped Kirino move all her restricted items from home to her bar last time, Kirino has fallen in love with that place. During the whole summer vacation, unless she had something else to do, such as part-time location shooting, she would go to Kyosuke's bar every day. The reason is that Kyosuke's employee lounge has very complete entertainment equipment with the help of a certain Middle Eastern dog tycoon who does not want to reveal his name. A full set of game consoles is nothing, and the large home theater audio equipment and the huge 4K screen are the absolute protagonists there.

Compared to the small-screen computer at home because of the fear of being discovered by parents, the equipment in the staff lounge of Brother's bar can be said to be an imperial enjoyment. Didn't I buy the BD just to enjoy the high-definition picture quality and shocking sound quality? In the past, I couldn't feel it at all on the computer. The difference between the BD and TV versions was at most a slight difference in the level of painting. Now after watching Meruru on an 85-inch high-definition 4K screen, Kirino said that BD and TV are really fundamentally different, and it is God's blessing for me to have the honor to witness this. Now even if my parents agree to let me watch Meruru on TV at home, Kirino can't muster up any interest. After all, who would give up the luxurious seafood buffet and go to eat ramen at a roadside stall?

Because of this, Kirino's attitude towards Kyosuke has improved recently, which makes Kyosuke sigh that although money can't solve all problems, it can definitely solve most problems. If it can't solve them, it's just because there's not enough money. After all, even his difficult sister has succumbed to the gold and money offensive, is there anything more difficult to deal with than Kirino?

As expected, Kirino gave Kyosuke a positive answer: "Yes, I will go. And this time Saori and that woman will also go. Although I think it is a complete waste of resources to lend that screen to that woman, it is Saori's request after all~ I can only share it with her."

Looking at his sister who was displaying a textbook tsundere attitude, Kyousuke couldn't help but laugh: "You two have a really good relationship."

"Who...who is in a good relationship with that chuunibyou girl! But her relationship with Saori is more similar."

Hearing Kyosuke's praise, Kirino blushed, tilted her head and snorted, which made her look extra-curricularly cute with the bread crumbs that had not been wiped clean from the corners of her mouth.

"What a... dishonest sister."

Kyosuke stood up and scratched Kirino's nose with his finger: "You should grow up quickly!"

Kirino was frightened by Kyosuke's sudden move and was at a loss for words. Her round face turned red and she looked extremely excited: "Pervert! H! ** maniac! Lolita control! Duck! Dead fish eyes! Bosom friend!"

"Hey, hey, that last one doesn't count as an insult, right?"

Kyosuke walked out of the room after being pushed by the angry Kirino.

PS: There will be another update later, but it will be late, so you can go to bed first.

Chapter 19: Principal: I think I can still save her

"Gentlemen, during the next two months of summer vacation, I hope everyone can..."

"yawn."

Listening to the principal's clichéd speech on the podium in the gymnasium, Kyosuke couldn't help but yawn. With the current situation of Sobu High School being managed by the Heroic Spirits, all the power of this principal in the school has long been emptied. Apart from this graduation speech, he basically has no chance to show his presence in the school, which is probably the important reason why this year's speech is longer and more boring than last year. Because if he doesn't show his presence, no one will know who the principal of this school is.

Unfortunately, the effect was not good. After all, even the fact that everyone in Sobu High School had less than two months of summer vacation was not taken into account. In Kyosuke's opinion, the speech was most likely copied from a website. When he was slacking off, Kyosuke looked around and found that there were no less than 20 students yawning besides himself, no less than 15 students playing bees to kill time, and at least 6 students who had fallen asleep while standing, not to mention the various monsters with dull eyes and absent-minded minds. Even many teachers ignored his speech and did their own things, especially the heroic teachers who did not take the principal seriously.

From where Kyosuke was standing, except for Uncle Hai who stood there silently like a guardian god of war, the situation of the others was not much better. The most typical one was Medea. She didn't know where a white model came from and was outlining it with a pen. It was too far away to see clearly, but Kyosuke vaguely felt that it should be Lily's model. Even Xiaojing expressed her boredom with the principal's endless speech that was like an old lady's foot binding. She ignored the strange looks of others and lit a cigarette and started smoking, completely ignoring the no-smoking policy in the gymnasium.

"Then what happens next..."

After the principal finished his second and third points, he was about to start his fourth point when he realized that no one in the audience was listening to his speech. He felt so humiliated by the indifference that his face turned purple. He stopped speaking and looked at the students and teachers in the audience with angry eyes. In view of everyone's performance, he decided to make everyone stand here until 12 noon.

However, his silence was completely misunderstood by others. After seeing that the principal himself did not speak, the current Dean of Discipline, Mr. St. George, immediately took the microphone and said, "Thank you for the wonderful speech, principal. Now all students should return to their classes. After the class teacher finishes the semester summary of the class, they can go on vacation. The weather is so hot, everyone should go back early."

""yeah!""

After Teacher Qiao finished speaking, thunderous applause immediately broke out in the gymnasium. Everyone was moved by Teacher Qiao's words and clapped their hands vigorously. Everyone had long been fed up with the principal's nagging.

"you you..."

The principal pointed at St. George and trembled all over.

"Principal, you should go back early too. If you're not careful in this weather, you'll get a heat stroke."

St. George didn't pay any attention to the principal's distorted expression, or rather, he didn't care about his thoughts even if he noticed it. After turning off the microphone, he left with his teachers from the Student Affairs Office.

Seeing that the other party didn't take him seriously at all, the principal finally couldn't bear the pressure anymore and fainted on the stage with his eyes rolled back.

"Oh no! The principal fainted from heat stroke!"

"Does anyone know how to give artificial respiration?"

"Ow—!"

"What? Teacher Hercules, can you?"

"Ow—!"

"Then hurry up and save them!"

···

"He is a really hard-working and responsible principal. I hope to see him next semester."

Seeing the principal being blown up like a balloon by Uncle Hai, Kyosuke couldn't help but mourn for this old man who was almost 60 years old for a second, because he knew Uncle Hai did this on purpose. Kyosuke even knew that the old man would never appear in the school next semester anyway, and he had heard Gao Wen say that they had been coveting the positions of principal and chairman for a long time.

The chairman of the board had already proposed a replacement after acquiring a large number of school shares when the school was rebuilt, but due to some work handovers, the new chairman of the board, who is affiliated with the Heroic Spirits, will not be able to take office until next semester. The position of the principal is not easy to get. After all, this old man just wants to occupy the toilet without doing anything. You can't do anything about it. After all, the Heroic Spirits are all law-abiding (Kyosuke: Bah!) good citizens, you can't force them. Now, when the current principal is announced to retire due to illness in two days, the position of the principal will be obtained as naturally as the chairman of the board.

After the moment of silence, Kyosuke and Hachiman reunited, and the two of them left the gymnasium arm in arm. Thanks to the efforts of Yukino and Ayaka, Kyosuke and Hachiman, the two brothers in distress, were finally exempted from remedial classes this semester. According to their previous grades, this could be said to be a miracle.

"It's great that neither of us have to take tutoring this time."

"Indeed, I have to thank Yukino very much."

Hachiman's words resonated with Kyousuke.

"By the way, do you have any plans for summer vacation?"

"No, what's wrong?"

"Yukino said she's going to hold a club event next week, and we'll all go to the beach and relax. After all, everyone has been working so hard for so long."

Kyosuke told Hachiman what Yukino had informed him in the morning.

"Can I go too?"

"Everyone in the service club, you, me, Miura, Yuigahama, even Fatty and Ayaka can go. I'll notify everyone later. How about it? Are you interested?"

"All expenses included?"

As a pure student, Hachiman's funding quota is obviously not sufficient. In addition, he has to bear part of Komachi's expenses, which makes him even more stretched.

"The arrangement is two days and one night, and the round-trip transportation, food and accommodation are all included. Other additional expenses are on your own, and of course you have to remember to bring your own swimming trunks and so on. Oh, yes. Each person can bring a family member, so you can bring Komachi as well."

"That's totally fine! Thank you Yukinoshita for me."

Hachiman didn't expect that even the food expenses were covered. He originally thought that at most the round-trip transportation fee would be covered on the day. This made him look forward to this summer vacation.

Perhaps it was because the principal's speech was too long-winded, and even Xiaojing wanted to go on vacation quickly, so her semester summary in the classroom was unusually brief.

"I know you don't listen to nonsense, so I'll just say two things. First, congratulations on the fact that no one is attending the tutoring session. I saw that my warning from a month ago was still useful. Second, be safe during the holidays and don't cause any trouble. If things get serious enough that I, as a teacher, need to step in to solve them, I will first let that person know why the flowers are so red." Xiao Jing clenched her fist and gave the class her last warning of the semester. After seeing that no one objected, she said what everyone in the class wanted to hear the most: "Okay, dismissed."

"Long live Xiao Jing! !"

"Don't call me Xiaojing!"

Amid everyone's cheers and Xiaojing's complaints, Kyosuke's second-year high school summer vacation finally began.

PS: I recommend Uncle Hu's "I, Ready Player One!", which already has 40 words, which is completely acceptable on Shuke.