I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

"Those women too! Can't they be a little more harmonious and loving? Each and every one of them acts as if they haven't seen a man for 800 years! Can't they learn from Mashu-chan? If you want my things, can't I just give them to you one by one? Why do you have to be like this? Each and every one of you likes to eat alone. No wonder you're still virgins when you die. No one dares to marry you!"

Because of his leg injury, Kyosuke felt a little exhausted after walking for a while. He sat on a stone by the roadside to rest, but he still didn't stop talking.

"How do you say that?"

"Meow meow meow!"

"No, that's not it. Oh, that's right! It's three monks with no water to drink!"

Kyosuke tapped his palm and finally remembered. He was answered by a loud bang. Kyosuke saw a furry thing falling from the sky and smashed the thing behind him into the ground.

"Ahem. What happened?!"

The dust from this heavy "bomb" made Kyosuke cough, and after seeing the looming fox tail and fluffy feet, Kyosuke immediately realized who had fallen. He quickly ran to where the thing fell, and then saw the Tamamo cat with its head buried in the ground.

"You didn't... ahem, I didn't see anything!"

Kyosuke was about to check if the other person was injured, but after seeing the other person's current condition, he immediately covered his eyes with his hands and backed away.

You should know that the only clothes Tamamo cat wore when she flew were an apron. In other words, she was completely naked except for the white apron. Of course, if you insist on counting the furry limbs with paws as clothes, I believe no one will object. After all, Kondo the gorilla didn't freeze to death in the ice and snow because of a lot of gloves (big mistake). But these are not the main points. The main point is that Tamamo cat was stuck in the ground upside down at this time, and the apron originally tied around her waist had already fallen apart under the impact of the explosion. The reason why it was still on her body was entirely because the rope around her neck had not broken.

As a result, the apron on Tamamo Cat completely lost its covering function, and it was covered with dirty dust, falling to the ground like a rag. All the visible and invisible parts of her body were fully exposed in front of Kyosuke.

"woo woo woo woo……"

Tamamo Cat wanted to pull out her head, but the thick fleshy palm became her biggest obstacle, and she had no way to gain leverage at all. In this situation, she could only whimper.

Kyosuke felt very embarrassed about the Tamamono cat in trouble in front of him. He didn't know whether to look at it or not.

He covered his eyes with one hand and tried to grab Tamamo's feet or tail with the other hand to help pull her out. However, without vision, he touched something soft, and out of curiosity, Kyosuke squeezed it slightly.

“Woo… meow~”

Facing this little female cat who couldn't move and was still panting shyly, Kyosuke recalled the classic line in his mind.

Gentlemen, I have a bold idea.

Chapter 53: Master: Doesn’t the protagonist always appear last?

"Don't look at meow!"

After hearing Tamamo Cat warning him again, Kyousuke could only repeat what he had said countless times: "Don't worry, I didn't see it."

"Absolutely, absolutely not allowed to look at meow!"

"My eyes are covered, what can I see?"

Kyosuke shook his head helplessly. Although such a shy little wild cat was indeed very cute, he would still feel bored if the same words were repeated too many times.

Tamamo cat twisted her buttocks and tied the only apron she used to cover her body. At the same time, she complained quietly: "Really, that damned female fox. How can I break this curse that I can only wear a naked apron? I can't go out to see people like this."

After making sure that she had covered all the necessary areas and nothing was exposed, Tamamo the Cat came to Kyosuke and pulled off the cloth tied around his head.

Kyosuke, who regained his sight, said to Tamamo Cat in dissatisfaction: "What are you worried about? How can I see you when I am blind?"

"But didn't you see it all when you pulled me out of the ground just now, meow?"

Tamamo the cat put her hands on her hips and showed a [super fierce] expression.

"Come on! I had my eyes closed at that time, meow! Bah! No, you've misled me. I didn't even look actively at that time!"

Kyosuke found that after communicating with Tamamo the cat for a long time, he also developed the cat's habit of speaking.

"You're lying. How can you touch someone's belly with your eyes closed?"

Tamamo cat puffed up her cheeks and looked at Kyosuke with resentment. Her cheeks were as red as a big apple.

"It's because I couldn't see that I touched the wrong place at first! If I really wanted to touch, wouldn't the butt be a better choice?"

Kyousuke said that he would definitely protect his reputation. Otherwise, if his reputation as a pervert spread, he would have to kneel on the washboard every day.

"Humph~"

Tamamo the cat turned its head and snorted, then stretched out its claws towards Kyosuke with extreme impatience.

"how?"

"Hurry up and go, aren't you the prize for the competition? I heard that if I take you to that green-haired guy, he can do whatever he wants to you."

“That’s right…”

Do you want to sleep with me too? Then why were you so shy just now?

"Then hurry up and follow me, what are you still hesitating about!"

Kyousuke pointed to his thickened ankle and said, "Sorry, I sprained my ankle. Let me rest for a while."

Seeing that Kyosuke was indeed unable to move, Tamamo the cat could only squat in front of Kyosuke with a helpless look on her face.

"You're so useless. Come up, meow."

"What are you doing?"

Seeing Kyosuke's expression, Tamamo the cat thought she was playing dumb, "Do you have a pig brain, meow? Of course I'll carry you there, meow. With your current movement speed, you'll be caught by others before you even get out of the woods, meow. I don't want to give away the prize that I worked so hard to get to others, meow."

"Thank you."

Kyosuke was very grateful for Tamamo's actions. If he could get to Meili earlier, his foot could be healed sooner. It seemed that this little wild cat did not have any adult thoughts about him. Maybe letting her win was the best choice.

"Don't thank me, meow! It's not... it's not for you, it's for myself, meow! If I win, I can ask that green-haired guy to help me get rid of that damn old vixen, meow. So don't make any mistakes, meow!"

Girl, do you know that your current behavior is a good example of a word called tsundere?

However, seeing the Tamamo cat who was already a little angry and wanted to pounce on him and bite him, Kyosuke still closed his mouth and lay on her back obediently. But this way, Kyosuke had to accept a very cruel test. You know, the other party's back is completely empty except for the thin laces. In this case, Kyosuke can be said to be completely attached to the back of the Tamamo cat. The result is that Kyosuke can clearly feel the texture of every inch of the skin on the back of the Tamamo cat, especially the fragrant shoulders where his head rested. The special smell of a girl and a wild animal kept teasing Kyosuke's nose.

All these things made Kyosuke a little distracted, and Tamamo the cat also noticed Kyosuke's situation. It would be hard not to notice the movements of his waist as the two of them were pressed so tightly together.

So Tamamo Cat turned his head and pointed it at Kyosuke's face and warned fiercely: "I'm warning you, you better get your cold penis off meow! If you feel something hitting my lower back again when I carry you on my back, you will never be able to mate with a female beast again in your life, meow! Do you understand?!"

"I heard you. Don't worry! I will definitely not do it again."

Feeling the malice in the other party's words, Kyosuke believed that the other party was definitely not joking. So he quickly recited the Heart Purification Mantra to suppress the fire in his heart. When his mood gradually calmed down, a part of his body also slowly lost its spirit.

"Very good." Seeing Kyosuke being well-behaved and obedient, Tamamo nodded with satisfaction, "Then hold on tight, we're off."

Kyosuke felt like he was on a roller coaster, going up and down. The speed of Tamamo cat was beyond his imagination.

"Hey, is this too fast?"

"Stop talking nonsense. I'm already controlling my speed. If I go any slower, they will definitely catch up with meow."

"but..."

"Shut up! Since you can still speak, it means you can still accept it. Meow is going to speed up, meow!"

"wait!"

As Tamamono Cat gradually began to speed up, Kyosuke felt that he was slowly beginning to feel motion sickness.

Just when Kyosuke was about to give up, Tamamo the cat suddenly stopped in an open space.

"Ugh~ What's wrong?"

Kyosuke dry heaved twice, and only asked Tamamo Cat after the nausea sensation was no longer so strong.

"Here comes the troublesome one, meow."

"Ma...ah, it's the master."

Kyosuke was reminded by Tamamo Cat that Scathach was taking a nap on the spear he had inserted into the ground not far away. After hearing Kyosuke greet her, she slowly opened her eyes. Kyosuke read a laziness, elegance and temptation in her blurred eyes, which made Kyosuke feel that the other party must have posed in advance and was waiting for him here.

"It's too slow. I've been waiting for a long time."

Sure enough, Scathach's words also revealed this meaning.

"I am very grateful for sending my disobedient apprentice here. You can leave now, wild cat. Or, do you want to try the cat meat rice I made?"

Scathach licked her lips with her tongue, her scarlet eyes full of possessive desire.

PS1: Some people say that they want to improve Kyosuke's strength. Do you think there is any good way to train a 17-year-old high school student with normal physical fitness to become a tough guy who can fight with Yantou Sparta for rounds in an extremely short time? _(:з」∠)_

Chapter 54 Xiaoyu: A Few Things Between My Servant and My Male Master

“Woo~~ meow!”

Tamamo the cat growled at Scathach, and Kyosuke felt that her paws under his butt were completely furred.

Kyosuke secretly poked his head out from behind Tamamo Cat and said tentatively to Scathach: "Um, Master. My foot is injured, so..."

"Shut up! You twisted your leg after walking a few steps. Are you a child? It seems that I was too indulgent towards you in the past. I must train you well after I go back this time! Now get off this wild cat and sit aside!"

"I feel I am not worthy of your training. You should train Brother Gou instead. He is more playable."

Kyosuke knew that his master was a man of his word, but he still wanted to struggle a little, otherwise it would be too unreasonable for him to just surrender like that.

"Shut up! Don't speak unless I allow you to!"

Woo, I got glared at.

Kyosuke quickly retracted his head behind Tamamo-neko. His master's skill in killing people with her eyes had improved, which made him a little intimidated. He didn't know whether she learned it from Sakuragi Hanamichi or Akagi Takenori.

After scolding Kyosuke, Shaka pulled her spear out of the ground. She pointed the tip of the spear at Tamamo's nose and hooked her finger at the same time.

"Come on, little wildcat. You have the ability to steal a man, but you don't have the ability to get on with him?"

Because of the visible difference in combat power, Tamamo felt a little guilty when facing Scathach, but she still forced herself to fight against Scathach. After all, it was obviously not her character to give up. Besides, Kyosuke was her only hope to be free now. If she gave him up like this, she would regret it in the future.

So Tamamo cat pretended to be brave and growled at Scathach again: "Meow! Who is going to give you the spoils that have already been obtained, meow! Come and grab it yourself, meow!"

"That's an easy answer. I'm totally exhausted from those guys just now. I hope you can let me warm up properly. As a pre-dinner exercise, I hope your female vixen has educated you well."

Scathach held the gun in one hand, bent her knees slightly, and assumed a fighting posture. Her eyes were full of fighting spirit at this moment.

"Meow……"

Tamamo Cat felt that she was in a dilemma. She felt that it was a mistake to provoke this fighting maniac. If she was alone, she would definitely not be scared. Even if she couldn't win, she could still run away. But now she had Kyousuke on her back, which made her feel a little difficult. This male beast was a complete burden and fundamentally hindered her agility.

"How about you two take your time to discuss this while I sit over there first?"

Kyousuke made a suggestion, but it was rejected by Tamamo Neko.