I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

Kyosuke sat on a bench, looking at the endless stream of people coming and going, and sighed helplessly.

It has been 4 days since the lottery, and the banquet ended with the lottery. After that, in order to make up for his willfulness, Gil took everyone to his real private island to play comfortably for two days, and then took everyone back to Japan. I have to say that Gil is really unmatched in terms of enjoyment, at least Kyosuke had a very happy few days, so much so that he was reluctant to leave on the way back. Of course, there is another reason for his reluctance - that is, the date with Merlin after returning to Japan, which is what he is doing now.

As a prize sponsored by Jill, the package for this trip can be described as luxurious, including VIP tickets for the amusement facilities without waiting in line, premium dining coupons in the amusement park (the kind that can be changed if the consumption does not reach the limit), and a presidential suite in a luxury hotel next to the amusement park. If it weren't for the fact that dating in an amusement park requires a large crowd, Kyosuke estimated that Jill would probably have built an amusement park on his own as a venue for event rewards.

Everything was perfect, except for one thing... this jerk she was dating.

"So, there were thousands of beauties present, why did I pick you?"

Kyosuke looked at Merlin sitting next to him with a look of regret, and his heart was full of MMP. If it was a girl he liked (such as Tama or Fumino), this would be a perfect date. Even if it wasn't a girl he liked, if it was a friend, he would have a lot of fun, but why did it have to be this guy? Even if it was Black Cat or Saori, they would be much better than this white-haired guy! At worst, Fuku could make up the number.

Merlin ignored Kyosuke's complaints. He was concentrating on licking an extra-large ice cream cone. Kyosuke didn't even know when he bought it. He had nothing in his hands when he sat down with him.

"Tsk..."

Kyosuke smacked his lips in dissatisfaction when he saw Merlin's indifferent reaction. He knew very well that the other party did this absolutely on purpose. Apparently, he was not the only one who was dissatisfied with his partner on this "date".

But it was obvious that Kyosuke's thoughts were over-concerned. Merlin himself was extremely satisfied with this date. To him, Kyosuke was the most fun toy in the world. With Kyosuke here, he would never be lonely. The reason why he didn't speak was to lick the ice cream as quickly as possible. Because the ice cream was too big, even if he licked it with all his strength, it still showed signs of melting.

So, in order to save Kyosuke's life and to prevent his own ice cream from going to waste, Merlin took the initiative to comfort the sulking Kyosuke: "Don't be so sad, just think of it as hanging out with a good friend. Here, the remaining half is for you. Don't worry, I haven't licked this side."

Kyosuke looked at the half-licked ice cream in front of him and shook his head to reject Merlin's kindness.

"Forget it. Let's just have fun on our own. After all, no one stipulates that we have to stay together in the amusement park, right? I'll give you your share of the ticket, and I'll sleep on the sofa in the hotel tonight."

However, Kyousuke's proposal was rejected by Merlin at the beginning: "I know what Kyousuke is thinking, but have you read the instruction booklet carefully?"

"what?"

"Gill gave me a couple's package, so it only works if you're together. Of course, I have no objection if you plan to queue up, but I think it's a rare opportunity to come here, so Kyousuke-chan, you don't want to waste a lot of time queuing, do you?"

"..."

Kyosuke thought back to the long queues waiting for the several rides he had just seen. It was such a despairing scene and he didn't want to be part of it.

Wait, couple tickets...

"We are two boys, right? Can we use the couple ticket like this? We won't be suspected, right?"

"Don't worry, the account Gil used to buy the ticket is a high-level VIP account. It's normal for a high-level rich man like him to have one or two quirks, so there won't be any problem. Besides, people nowadays are very open-minded and won't look at us with strange eyes."

Asshole, please mind my words! Otherwise, wouldn't that be tacitly admitting our illicit relationship?!

After confirming again and again that Kyosuke didn't want his ice cream, Merlin finished the whole ice cream in two or three bites. He took out a tissue to wipe his hands that were stained with melted ice cream, and found that Kyosuke was looking at him with resentful eyes, so he suggested to him: "Okay, okay. Stop looking at me like that, let's go play together."

"Can't you just be Merry? Maybe I can accept that."

Kyosuke made his last request. If it was Meili, he would at least be able to convince himself mentally.

"No, I've been wanting to come here to play for a long time. It's not easy to kill a dog, so of course I have to have fun. But don't worry, so we discussed it between the two of us and finally decided to have one day each. Tomorrow she will come out, but today I'm alone."

"Emm... Never mind. If you don't play any pranks... I'll accept it."

At least it was good news that he didn't have to stay with this troublemaker for two days in a row. At least he would be more comfortable tomorrow and not be as nervous as today. To be honest, the main reason why Kyosuke didn't want to hang out with Merlin was because of his character of always setting traps and playing pranks on people. Otherwise, why were there so many Merlin fans in [Camelot]? They were all scared of this guy. Spending the night with a man was secondary. It wasn't like he had never lived on campus before, so he could just treat it as sleeping with his roommates.

"What? So you're afraid of this. Don't worry, I'm here to play with you today, so come on."

Merlin smiled and extended his hand to Kyosuke. Kyosuke couldn't tell anything from the other's expression, but he was a little surprised that he suddenly extended his hand to him.

What do you mean? Do you want to high-five me?

"We are a 'couple' now, right? Isn't holding hands a basic requirement for couples?"

"Do you want me to break your nose?"

"Tsk, how boring."

Merlin saw that Kyosuke didn't buy it and didn't forcefully grab his hand. Instead, he took out the amusement park's brochure and started reading it.

"It's decided, let's go."

Merlin pointed to a place and motioned Kyosuke to follow him.

Seems pretty good?

Kyosuke looked at Merlin, who was as excited as a child, shook his head helplessly, and could only get up and follow him.

Just like Merlin said before, just think of it as hanging out with friends.

PS: Looking at the book reviews, you actually want Xiaogang. I can only say that you guys really know how to have fun.

Chapter 66 Minamoto no Raikou: Teasing the weak is my hobby

"Headquarters, headquarters. They've moved."

Not far from Kyosuke, a guy dressed in black immediately took out a small walkie-talkie to report the situation to his superiors after seeing Kyosuke leave. People passing by looked at this guy wearing a black windbreaker in the middle of summer, and more importantly, this guy didn't even have a heat stroke. Should we say that this guy is gifted?

"Well done, Agent Stupid. We'll be on hand to follow up. Go and get some rest first."

A lazy female voice came from the other end of the intercom.

"Your sister is a glutton!"

This sentence made the woman in the black windbreaker furious. After seeing Kyosuke and Merlin had walked away, she simply tore off her clothes and threw them on the ground without caring about her ladylike image at all.

Lily ignored the surprised looks from passers-by and started to roar into the intercom: "Minamoto no Raikou you damn old cow! Do you believe that I will blow your Minamoto family castle into pieces?!"

"Ah, after all, you are a European barbarian who knows brute force. You keep talking about demolition. Could you have been a construction worker in your previous life? I am really worried about leaving you with Kyousuke. What if the child is led astray by you? How can I, as a mother, feel at ease?"

Minamoto no Raikou's voice still maintained its lazy tone. She did not care too much about Lily's remarks, but her words still revealed a strong sense of sarcasm, which made Lily very angry.

"Shut up, Kyousuke is mine, and no one of you can take him away from me."

"Knight King, wake up before you talk." At this time, Scathach's voice came out, "Also, why do we have to bring this girl to our [Kyousuke Lovelove Group]? She's the only one among all the people who hasn't had sex with Kyosuke. This doesn't meet the requirements for joining the group at all, right?"

Scathach's words made veins bulge on Lily's forehead. The strong contempt in the other party's tone made her feel very uncomfortable. If it weren't for the purpose of continuing to stay in there to collect intelligence, Lily would definitely quit the group first and then hang these people on the beams one by one and whip them.

"There's no other way. If I don't bring her with me, she'll definitely cry like a brat who couldn't get a lollipop, right? Instead of excluding this unstable factor, it's better to bring her in." Minamoto no Raikou's tone sounded like giving a disobedient puppy a leftover bone to make it shut up. This made Lily, who was already furious, want to go crazy.

"That's right. After all, you are a barbarian from the countryside. It's normal for you not to know the rules. I have decided to forgive you for your unreasonable behavior."

You lead-poisoned, brain-dead guy, shut up!

"You guys! Don't think I don't dare to beat you! Just wait, I will beat you into masochists when I get back!"

Nero's words completely broke the string in Lily's head, but her threat had no effect at all. Instead, it made others think that this guy was worth provoking.

"Then we'll have to wait and see."

The first person to speak was Scathach, who sneered and went offline immediately.

The next one was Minamoto no Raikou. She deliberately yawned loudly so that Lily could hear it clearly on the intercom. After that, Minamoto no Raikou said casually in the same lazy tone that had not changed from beginning to end: "Then, Agent Foolish, you just stay there and think about how to beat us. We will go find Kyousuke first."

"Wait a moment!"

Lily was a little anxious. She felt that things seemed a little beyond her expectations.

"Then keep going, idiot. I'm rooting for you."

Nero said this and left the communication channel.

"Ms. Altria..."

At this time, Fumino, who had been silent, spoke.

"Stop talking. I don't need you to comfort me."

"No, I just want to say one thing - you deserve it. Well, goodbye."

Fumino also quickly hung up the call.

“Haha…haha…hahahahaha!”

Lily crushed the walkie-talkie in her hand, her eyes burning with anger.

"You all look down on me, right? Then let me show you what it means to be a master at flirting with men!"

Lily loosened the collar of her shirt to reveal her belly-baring top. Her bold outfit made the onlookers around her exclaim.

"Hehe~" Lily listened to the compliments from others with satisfaction, feeling very proud in her heart, "My charm is indeed unparalleled in the world. How could a teenage boy like Kyosuke resist my temptation?"

"Oh hoo hoo~ Kyousuke, here I come!"

Lily covered her mouth and laughed the Queen's Three Laughs, walking towards where Kyosuke and Merlin left with a cat-like gait. She was so self-absorbed that she didn't hear clearly that the people around her were exclaiming not because of her beautiful face or her bold outfit, but because of a piece of paper stuck on the back of her sports bra.

"Mom, look, there are words behind that sister."

"Don't go over there, she just likes that kind of thing." In order to prevent her daughter from being polluted by this strange woman who had a sticker saying "Good reputation for a thousand years, fair prices, an authentic British madam, hundreds of gigolos on call" behind her, the mother quickly pulled her daughter away from here.

···

In an RV not far from the amusement park.

Nero looked at Fumino who was sitting in the passenger seat with some surprise: "I didn't expect you to have such a strong aura."

"Humph, she still has that sign that says 'No dogs allowed under the Yukinoshita'. If I don't take revenge, where will I, the current head of the Yukinoshita family, put my reputation?"

"By the way, Fumino. How about we make a bet on when that guy will find the note behind him?"

Minamoto no Raikou joked to Fumino beside him while sharpening his Doujikiri with a whetstone. At this moment, she was not as lazy as she was when she was on the phone. Instead, she looked more like a warrior ready to take action.

"It shouldn't take long, right? We're all in an amusement park anyway. If we hear of a riot somewhere, we'll be discovered."

Fumino was writing something in a small notebook and didn't pay any attention to Minamoto no Raikou's suggestion.

"Hearing this, I feel a little sorry for that girl, but is it okay to leave her there like this and embarrass herself?"

"It's not our job to lose face, but..." Minamoto no Raikou put the knife back into the sheath, took out his cell phone and made a call, "Moses, Moses. Is that Aguiwen? Your king is having a seizure in Disneyland, you should take her back quickly. What? You want to know who I am? I'm the head of the Minamoto family who I happened to see passing by and whose name cannot be disclosed."

Chapter 67 Kai: What is it like to have a silly sister?

"...Okay, thank you."

Agguiwen hung up the phone silently and turned to look at the people sitting in the lounge with him.

"You... follow me to get the person."

"What's wrong?" Kai, who was eating potato chips and watching a variety show, felt a little strange. The other party was obviously in a good mood just now, how come his face became gloomy in the blink of an eye?

Aguguiwen immediately showed the screen of his mobile phone, on which there was a photo of Lily, and a close-up of her back.