I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

With a look of regret on his face, Kyosuke finally climbed out of bed.

"Phew~ Stop thinking too much. Get up early. We still have to go out and play with Meili today."

After stretching, Kyosuke slapped his face hard to try to wake himself up, then he took a deep breath and jumped off the bed and started changing his clothes.

Because he was the only one in the room, Kyosuke became bolder and began to hum a little tune with his tone-deaf voice. You know, as a guy with zero natural artistic talent, Kyosuke is still very self-aware, at least he won't sing casually like those two idols who are obviously terrible but feel good about themselves.

He would only hum a few lines when he was alone, after all, last night could be considered a happy event.

However, there is a saying that goes "Extreme joy leads to sorrow". When Kyosuke staggered out of the bedroom while tying the belt around his waist and saw Fumino sitting on the sofa watching the morning news, he was so scared that his pants almost fell to the ground.

Fumino saw Kyosuke going out and greeted him with a smile: "Good morning, Kyosuke. I've ordered room service, let's have breakfast together later. And next time if you plan to sing, please hum along with the original song first. This is the first time I've seen someone who can sing the tune to Hokkaido."

"I'm sorry, Fumino. I didn't notice you... No, why are you still here?!"

When Kyosuke saw Fumino, he hurriedly tried to fasten his pants, but made mistakes in his haste. The more he wanted to finish it quickly, the more flustered he became. In the end, Kyosuke directly pulled the belt out of his pants.

"Damn... Sorry, my belt broke... Never mind, it's not important anyway... Anyway, you haven't left yet."

Kyosuke could only jump back to the bedroom with his pants held up, with only his head sticking out from the door frame to talk to Fumino. There was an indescribable sense of humor in his current look.

"What do you mean I'm still here? This is the room I booked, why can't I be here. Are you planning to kick me out early so that you can do something shameful alone?"

Fumino was quite dissatisfied with Kyosuke's words.

"I was planning to sing a song..." Seeing that Fumino was a little unhappy, Kyosuke quickly told a joke hoping to make him happier, but was met with Fumino's contempt.

"You know that's not what I meant... I just thought you were home, so..."

Kyosuke knew that he was in the wrong so he spoke in a humble tone. After all, when Fumino glared at him just now, she was quite majestic (but also very cute - by Kyosuke).

"Hehe, are you going to let me, a pregnant woman, walk back to Yukinoshita's house so early in the morning? You know I didn't drive here."

Fumino picked up the cup of water on the coffee table and took a sip of water.

"My bad, my bad... I just... Never mind, I'm glad you're still here. No, I should say it's really great that you can stay."

Kyosuke found that he couldn't express his thoughts well, so he had to give up. After struggling for so long, he finally put on his pants and walked out of the bedroom.

Fumino felt a little shy after hearing what Kyosuke said. She raised her hand and made a gesture to ask for a beating, and drove him into the bathroom: "Stop making trouble and go wash up quickly. We'll have breakfast together after you're done."

"OK!!"

After hearing Fumino's promise, Kyousuke immediately became much more energetic. He rushed to the bathroom as quickly as possible to brush his teeth and wash his face, and even took the time to wash his hair. After all, he was going to have dinner with the goddess later, so he had to adjust himself to the best state. It was too late to take a bath, but it was more than enough to wash his hair.

Thanks to Kyosuke's quick hands this time, by the time he came out of the bathroom after blow-drying his hair, breakfast had not yet been served.

"Hmm... am I going too fast?"

"Yeah, a little clumsy."

Fumino heard Kyosuke knocking things over in the bathroom more than once. Looking at the messy bird's nest of hair that Kyosuke had formed in order to blow dry quickly, she felt more and more uncomfortable. After trying several times to convince herself, Fumino waved to Kyosuke and said, "Come here."

"what?"

Kyosuke felt a little guilty. According to the report that Haruno had given him, every time Fumino laughed like this, she would die miserably. Could it be that he wanted me to kneel on the washboard because he saw that I performed so badly in the morning? But there was no such thing in this hotel? Could it be that he wanted me to kneel on the air purifier in the corner?

"Come over if you're told to."

Seeing that Kyosuke was somewhat reluctant, Fumino frowned and emphasized her tone.

"Ok."

Out of his instinct to sense danger, Kyosuke immediately ran to Fumino and stood obediently. The standard of his standing posture could probably only be compared to that during military training in his previous life.

"sit down."

"Ok."

Kyosuke swore that he had never sat so straight before, and now he could forget about the numbness in his feet! Numbness in his feet was not as important as his life.

"I'm telling you, you're already an adult, you should at least pay attention to your image. Especially since you're going to go out with the girls later, how can you not dress yourself properly?"

To Kyosuke's surprise, Fumino did not hit himself. Instead, she straightened her head, took out a comb from her arms, and began to slowly comb her hair.

"I didn't expect you to carry a comb with you."

Fumino's movements were very gentle, as if she was afraid of cutting Kyosuke's hair, but it also made Kyosuke's scalp feel a little itchy. In order to ease the embarrassment, Kyosuke could only try to find something to say to Fumino.

"I'm used to it. In the past, because Yukino and the other two children liked me to comb their hair, the first thing they did every morning was to ask me to comb their hair. I told them several times but they just wouldn't listen. Over time, I got used to it. But now, they don't pester me like that anymore."

"Hey, Yukino has those moments, I never expected that. I thought she always had a cold face since she was a child."

"Don't be weird."

Seeing Kyosuke swaying there, Fumino hit him on the shoulder angrily.

"Sorry... it feels a little itchy."

"Hold on, Yukino... She used to be quite... If you use a word you can understand, it should be [soft and cute], right?"

Sister, you must have become a homebody during these months of pregnancy, right? How come you even know this word?

“It feels a little unimaginable.”

"The most interesting thing about that child when she was young was that she was in two completely different states at home and outside. According to her own words, she remained indifferent outside in order to maintain the dignity of the Yukinoshita family. That pretentious little adult look was really cute. Especially when she came home, she would throw herself into your arms and act like a spoiled child...ah, I really miss that time."

Fumino shook her head and continued with her actions, but this time she did not object to Kyosuke's random body movements.

Not good, this atmosphere...

Kyosuke found that Fumino, who was lost in her memories, was becoming more and more depressed, which made him feel a little uneasy. In order to help Fumino get out of her depressed mood, Kyosuke decided to let her feel some positive energy.

"Thank you."

Kyousuke suddenly said this word without thinking.

"Thank me for what? Combing your hair? That's totally nothing, right?"

Fumino was also a little confused by Kyosuke's sudden thanks. She didn't know why Kyosuke suddenly thanked her so formally, even using honorifics.

"Nothing, it's just the first time someone combed my hair, it felt really good."

"Doesn't your mother ever comb your hair?"

Fumino has met Kyosuke's parents, but she doesn't think that Daisuke, who looks so big and strong, would be so careful as to comb Kyosuke's hair.

"Kirino did have this honor when she was a child, but since she took the initiative to do it herself in the sixth grade of elementary school, it seems that Kano has never combed her family's hair again. As for me, I probably only did it when I was a baby with no memory? But I guess it's more likely that I just wiped the water off my hair with a dry towel."

Perhaps the standard by which Kanano helped me take a bath when I was a child was just to clean my body. Compared to her concern for Kirino, I am really much more miserable. Even under such circumstances, I can still live to the same age as my master (minus the decimal point), which is considered unacceptable.

"Then, Raikou..."

"No, it's better to say that this kind of scene would never happen when I'm with her."

Kyosuke laughed it off. Although Raikou liked him very much, he still let the maids do things like wiping his body after bathing. This might seem like a matter of course in Minamoto Raikou's eyes.

"What about those other little girlfriends of yours?"

Kyosuke felt that Fumino was just taking revenge on him for causing her sadness. Those women basically just wanted to have sex with him. As for combing hair, something that people would do only in tender moments, it was probably not as important as letting him ejaculate again at that time.

Ding-dong-

At this time, the doorbell of the room rang. It turned out that breakfast was here.

"Okay, don't think too much. Let's eat quickly." Fumino saw that Kyosuke was a little depressed, and quickly patted his shoulder to bring him back to his senses.

"Ok."

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The breakfast ordered by Fumino was very rich. Although the quantity of each dish was not large, the styles were rich and had Dadizi's own characteristics.

Kyousuke used his fork to pick up a piece of pancake with a Mickey Mouse pattern on it and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Well……"

"What? Not to your liking?"

Fumino, who was enjoying a vegetarian salad, looked up at Kyosuke with some surprise.

"Not really...it's just that it doesn't taste as good as I imagined." Kyosuke looked a little regretful. He had thought that something at this price would be better.

“Well, just like a maid cafe, the money is in this,” Fumino tapped the plate in front of her with the Odiko logo on it with her fork.

"That's right."

"But your expression reminds me of Yukino back then."

"Ok?"

Kyosuke felt that the cartoon style here didn't match Yukino's cold temperament at all.

"She was still a child back then," Fumino saw what Kyosuke was thinking, "Every girl has this moment when she is a child."

"Hmm... I still can't imagine it."

Kyosuke felt that he just couldn't imagine Yukino looking so cute while eating Disney pancakes.

"She begged me for a long time to come here, and I finally got tired of it and brought her here once."

Fumino poked the vegetable leaves on her plate with her fork. "Although I was always very impatient, Yukino had a lot of fun that day... although she made a scene in the end because I didn't buy her a souvenir."

Kyosuke felt that imagining the suffering of Yukino was beyond the processing capacity of his brain's CPU.

"Forget it, why talk about this now?"

Fumino felt that she was talking too much. It seemed that as her pregnancy went on, she was becoming more and more strange.

"Next time, let's come together."

"Ok?"

"After you give birth, let's bring the baby, Yukino, and Haruno over here to play."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Yang Nai and the other two have already..."

"Come here with your mother and have fun. I think they will be very happy."

"You, thank you." Fumino looked at the somewhat excited Kyosuke and shook her head helplessly, "Really, thank you, Kyosuke."

Kyousuke slapped his hand off his head.

Don't always treat me like a child.

Although he really wanted to say this, Kyosuke felt that saying this would make him sound like a child acting coquettishly, so he gave up.

PS: When I was spending money on the Japanese server at night, the store had no stone accounts left. I spent a lot of time looking for a top account, but in the end, I lost. I was sad. I think I need a swimsuit BB sauce! _(:з」∠)_