I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

Chapter 87 Black Cat: A novice should do a novice's job

Kuroneko and Saori waited outside the room for 30 minutes before Mash opened the door. During this time, screams were heard from inside the room, which frightened Kuroneko. If it wasn't for Kyousuke taking good care of her, Kuroneko would have definitely pulled Saori away.

"I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. Please come in."

After venting her anger, Mashu looked very calm. Her friendly smile was completely different from her evil appearance just now.

"Okay...okay..."

Black Cat smiled somewhat awkwardly, she felt that she couldn't get rid of the angry look she had just seen.

Saori, standing behind the black cat, relied on her height advantage to look over Mash's shoulder into the room. Kyosuke, Eriri and Mordred were lying dead on the floor. Judging from their rising and falling chests, they were still alive, but their condition was obviously not good. The most obvious change was Kyosuke. Well, he now had panda eyes on both sides.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die..."

"Please spare me, it's too late..."

"Come on, fire it quickly..."

What is this ghost?

Saori felt a little confused when she saw three people talking there, either nonsense or in their dreams, but she still took a picture of the scene with her mobile phone from the bottom of her heart. This rare sight might play an unexpected role in the future at some point.

Compared to the heartless Saori, Kuroneko is much more conscientious. She pointed at the three people who were as mushy as noodles and expressed her inner concerns to Mashu.

"Um, Kirielight-senpai...Kousaka-senpai and the others..."

"It's okay, they don't have any problems. I just had a cordial conversation with them (physics) and used my words (physics) to make them realize that wasting time like this is a completely shameful behavior. Now after my persuasion (physics), they will definitely try their best to complete all the work."

"But..."

"Gogen-scholar." Mashu's eyes flashed dangerously, "I told you, there will be no problem."

"Yes, it is."

The black cat was frightened by the aura emanating from Mashu. She stepped back repeatedly to show that she obeyed the management, and even subconsciously ignored the fact that the other party knew her name.

In fact, Mashu was not lying. After a few minutes of rest, Kyosuke and the others immediately revived and started jumping around. But this time everyone was more restrained, even the most jumpy Mordred spoke carefully. It seems that Mashu's preaching (physics) still worked.

"Okay, first of all, let me tell you about the goals of this work. We have two major tasks to complete. The first one is the monthly serialization that must be submitted the day after tomorrow. I have completed half of this, and the remaining draft is also mostly completed. I need the two of you to help with the dot paper for this part, which is the manuscript I just gave you, and I will complete the remaining draft and hand it over to you as soon as possible."

"The second major project is to prepare two books for the holy war that is about to begin. Although this is not as urgent as the monthly magazine, we still need to reserve time to send it to the printing factory for printing. This period of time can basically be said to be the busiest time for the printing factory. In order to avoid printing errors caused by queuing, it is better to complete it as soon as possible. And I have only done some rough line drawings for this part. Basically, it can be said that there is no work to start, and the workload will be relatively large."

"Anyway, I hope you two junior schoolmates can help me through this difficult time. From now on, if you need my help, I will help you."

The final pre-war mobilization began to be given to Kuroneko and Saori, and both Kuroneko and Saori listened very carefully. However, due to the extreme height difference between Saori and Eriri, the scene looked a little funny, but no one was wise enough to point it out.

Looking at Eriri, whose face was slightly red and who was breathing a little hard, Kuroneko didn't know why he particularly wanted to know what the senior with short pink hair did to teacher [Kashiwagi Eri].

"Then leave it to me."

Saori patted her chest and accepted Eriri's task, but she seemed eager to show off her connections, so she patted a little too hard, and the shaking peaks attracted the attention of all the girls present except Mashu.

"Hmm... I'm so envious."

Mordred looked at Saori's cup with envy. There were many women among the Heroic Spirits with bigger cups than hers, but compared to those that were too big, Mordred was obviously more interested in Saori's cup, which was big enough but not enough to make people dizzy.

"Don't be envious. This is a talent that you can't learn. If you really want to improve, I suggest you ask Merlin to rebuild your body for you. It will be faster."

"Kyosuke, shut up!"

Even though Mordred had long been accustomed to Kyosuke's stubborn character, he was still annoyed by what Kyosuke said.

"I'm just telling the truth. If you don't like it, I can say something else."

Kyosuke rolled his eyes at Mordred. Anyway, Kyosuke didn't know what politeness was towards this guy.

"I really want to bite you!"

Mordred bared his fangs, but was quickly suppressed by Mash.

"Forget it, Senior, don't bother with Mo-chan. Go help Kuroneko and the others get the dot paper."

Kyosuke also knew that his drawing skills were not enough to be serialized, and he could be used as a door god to ward off evil spirits. He was a scumbag, so he was not suitable to help Eriri with the original drawings. Pasting dot paper was his destiny. He had been doing this in previous years, and Kyosuke had already gotten used to it.

But today, Eriri broke this rule.

"Wait a minute, come over here and help write the dialogue."

Eriri pulled Kyosuke over and handed him another stack of manuscript paper. Kyosuke took a quick look and found that they were the line drawings that Eriri had just mentioned.

"Dialogue? Are you serious? I'm a guy who can barely pass Chinese. Anyway, Mashu is better than me, right?"

Although it was a bit embarrassing for Mashu to lose to a foreigner in Chinese, Japanese was not her first mother tongue anyway, so Kyosuke had nothing to be ashamed of.

"Don't worry, I won't let your Mandarin idiot nature be exposed."

Eriri showed her little fangs, which gave Kyosuke a very bad feeling.

Chapter 88 Kyosuke: I have a special skill in filling in the dialogue

5 minute later.

Kyosuke held a pencil and pointed at a completely blank piece of paper. In front of him was a rough line drawing that couldn't be any rougher. It showed a naked man and a naked woman like stick figures performing an ancient and traditional human inheritance ritual. As for the specific process and movements of the ritual performed by Eriri... ahem, sorry, Kyosuke said that this kind of difficult thing can only be understood but not explained.

But no matter how mysterious, legendary and epic this incident is, it cannot change the fact that it is essentially a vulgar thing.

**, commonly known as reproduction, can be abbreviated as ML in English. Of course, you can also use the Greek word "Το σεξ" if you like. This is also the content of this part of the manuscript in Kyousuke's hand, but the current line drawing makes Kyousuke almost uninterested. Even the ** moment of two mating male lions may arouse Kyousuke's interest. Instead, he began to doubt the task given to him by Eriri.

"So... when you say that even a monkey like me can write dialogue, do you mean the dialogue during the ** time that you want me to write?"

Kyosuke really wanted to tear up the paper.

"Yes."

Eriri said it as a matter of course, which made Kyosuke very angry.

"Can't you just write something like this?!"

"You... don't underestimate the lines of the book. The smooth pronunciation of these dialogues affects the upper limit of the height of the book."

"Isn't it just aaa, ooo? Did you sing when you were doing it?"

Kyosuke regretted it as soon as he said this, because he actually knew a guy who liked to sing while having sex. To deal with this guy, Kyosuke blocked her mouth the whole time. This is why Kyosuke always panted after having sex with Nero, because he was holding his breath.

"Kyosuke, you're still too sweet. You know, boys and girls like to read the characters' dialogues in their hearts. If the characters don't speak fluently or the punctuation is weird during sex, they won't be able to get into the mood. As a preacher, we need to..."

"Alright, alright. That's enough." Kyosuke made a stop gesture to stop Eriri from continuing to soar and completely evolve into Eriri.

"I think you did this on purpose! You forced me to do this."

"Stop talking nonsense. You are capable of writing a book outline, but you are not capable of writing a monologue? In a word, do you want to do it or not?"

Be a big head ghost.

Kyosuke glanced over and found that Saori was looking at him with great interest, while Mashu was secretly paying attention to the movements here. As for the black cat, although she pretended to be working hard, Kyosuke believed that she must be listening to the movements here with her ears perked up.

"What if I say no?"

Kyosuke felt that he still had to fight for it.

"Then I will write on the cover of the book that the script was written by Kousaka Kyousuke, and then write in the appendix at the back that it was Kousaka Kyousuke who gave me the inspiration."

“…That’s cruel.”

You will be punished by God, girl.

If Eriri really did this, I would probably become the first producer in history to appear in the book with my real name. Not to mention what the book buyers would think of me, at least I would definitely be famous in the industry, and a big name.

You should know that although the book is common in the otaku circle, no one will take the initiative to publicize their other identities (such as three-dimensional names, positions in the industry, etc.), after all, the mainstream still holds a contemptuous and discriminatory attitude towards the book. Didn’t you see that a certain Xinfang supervisor who cannot reveal his name had to wear a vest of "●●八" when shooting a small animation short?

"How is it, Kyosuke?" Eriri put one foot on the chair and looked down at him, acting like a little queen. "This is the punishment for running out to play by yourself and for opening the door just now!"

"Why isn't it over yet? Are you guys done yet?"

It turns out that this girl is just seeking revenge.

"That was Mashu's share just now, but it's mine now. Just accept your fate, Kousaka Kyousuke!"

Eriri put her head close to Kyosuke and showed her little fangs again. As the saying goes, "A red bird is red when it is near a red bird, and a black bird is black when it is near a black bird." Since Eriri started hanging out with Mordred, she has become more and more fond of showing her fangs to increase her sense of majesty.

"Okay, I do. I do."

Kyosuke realized that he was doomed. If he didn't do anything, he didn't know what else this girl had in store for him. He might as well just admit it and let her calm down. With Eriri's memory, which was comparable to that of a goldfish, she wouldn't do it again after she vented her anger this time.

"Let me make it clear first, you must not fill in the dialogue in a perfunctory manner, otherwise I will call it back and redo it."

If you have the ability, read it out loud while waiting for the review.

Kyousuke glared at Eriri, not wanting to be outdone.

"Then... this..."

Kyosuke twitched his lips as he looked at the original painting which had almost nothing on it. It only had a rough outline except for simple lines. Kyosuke's task was to take a piece of paper and write down the corresponding dialogue content, and then draw it into the dialogue later.

Generally speaking, for this kind of thing, there should be a draft before the original manuscript is started. Then start creating according to the draft script. After all, drawing an original painting takes a lot of time and energy. If something goes wrong and you have to start over, it will definitely be a nightmare.

But for the book, there are not so many requirements, especially in the dialogue during sex. You just need to express the meaning clearly, and don't write a simple exchange between a man and a woman as two boys competing with swords. Sometimes you don't even need to have a complete dialogue, just use modal particles.

So this is also the reason why Eriri dared to draw the original manuscript first and let Kyosuke come to fill in the dialogue.

"So...what should I do?"

Often the simplest things are also the hardest things. Many things may seem simple, but when you put them into practice, countless problems will emerge.

As an experienced driver who has been in more than one car, Kyosuke's practical experience is unquestionable. But he was a little troubled when it came to writing lyrics. Could he imitate Nero? Sing to cheer up when his spirits were at their peak? But he didn't know what song would be suitable? Could he let the hero and heroine sing "Eighteen Touches"? Even if he wrote it, would the Japanese understand it?

Wait, actual combat... there is a way.

Kyosuke suddenly had a brilliant idea. Wouldn't it be better if he could just copy the conversations he had during actual combat here, and then make slight adjustments based on the character settings given by Eriri?

So let's start with Nero.

PS: The * in the text are all typed by Mi Jiang herself, not by the system. Anyway, everyone knows what the words are. In order to avoid the weird coding of the system, Mi Jiang said that it is better to code it manually! _(:з」∠)_

Chapter 89 Mashu: I want to take the initiative

With the help of his own experience, Kyosuke's writing speed can be said to have improved rapidly. In less than half an hour, he finished writing the dialogue required by Eriri.