I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

"Ahem, okay, then next is the last contestant of this game. Let us welcome Miss Nabo and her little sheep Ma Anna."

"Hi, everyone, I'm Nabo-chan. I will definitely win the game!"

This time, Nabo didn't wear the maid uniform that she always wears, nor did she wear the sunglasses. Instead, she wore a casual red sweatshirt. But her smile that never changed still made people feel friendly.

"Victory... this belongs to me. You, the little maid, should just clean my room obediently, oh hehe~"

Maeve, who was standing next to Nabo on the track, gave her a look of disdain. That disdain made Nabo unable to maintain her usual smile.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Your so-called victory is not to conquer everyone with your lower body and let those men give you the trophy?" Na Bo was very satisfied with the way the other party was looking at her with gritted teeth. She covered her mouth with her hand and laughed softly, "Ah, sorry, sorry. I said the wrong thing, but you really don't have that plan? Otherwise, what are you wearing this white clothes for? Isn't it used as a protective color?"

"You're really good at talking. Why not just splatter your blood on my white clothes?"

"Come on, I'm not afraid of anyone! I haven't settled the score with you for what you did to Master Kyousuke."

"Yo~~~" Maeve deliberately dragged out the tone, "Why, your master hasn't had any opinion on me yet, but you, a maid, are the first to start jumping up and down? No problem, I'll keep you company."

"Ahem." Kyosuke ignored the quarrel between the two women and said, "Well, all contestants, take your positions - the game begins!!"

Following Kyosuke's order, all the motorcycles rushed out like wild horses.

"The race has begun, with Lady Helena in the lead, followed closely by Cuchulainn."

Alexander drove the bullock cart in the air to follow the motorcycles of the contestants. Kyosuke faithfully broadcast the situation of the competition. In the first straight section, Helena and Dagouzi took the lead and rushed to the front. It seems that the modified electric product of the ancestors has a great advantage in initial acceleration.

"Hehe, miss. You're not bad either. Do you want to go for a drink after the game?"

Cu Chulainn looked at Helena who was running side by side with him, and his words began to get out of control again.

"No thanks. First of all, I don't like drinking. Second, you're driving too fast."

Helena glanced at Cu Chulainn and kindly reminded him, "Based on his design, if you drive so fast, you will—"

“Boooom——!”

Several sparks flew from Cuchulain's motorcycle, and then it turned into fireworks before he could react.

"——Explosion. Ah, it's too late." Helena shook her head and continued to move forward, leaving only the exploding fireworks behind her.

PS: The full picture of Helena in swimsuit is really awesome! ?(? ? ??)

But I’m afraid the picture will be deleted, so I won’t post it here.

By the way, I have long wanted to complain about Maeve's clothes, the white ones... To borrow a phrase from Deadpool, he wears red clothes because he is afraid that people will see the blood on his clothes, so Maeve wears white clothes——(*/ω＼*)

Chapter 97 Jin Shi: If you are successful in life, you will die. The generals won't see it anyway.

Kyosuke looked at the fireworks (?) on the road and was speechless for a long time. He really didn't expect that something like this would happen in the middle of driving.

"I didn't expect that the car of contestant Cu Chulainn would explode. This was beyond everyone's expectations! The contestants behind him were also affected to varying degrees. In order to avoid the flames in the road, everyone slowed down and evaded them. This widened the gap between contestant Helena and the others."

Actually, what Kyosuke said was a bit reserved. The sudden explosion of Cuchulain's motorcycle threw everyone into a state of panic. Even Maeve was thrown out and fell on the road in an embarrassing situation when she tried to make a sharp turn to avoid it.

"Oh, hahaha~ Is this what you are capable of? Using your beauty to seduce Mother Earth? I think Gaia will like this gift. I'll be leaving first~"

How could Na Bo, who had already started a fight with Maeve, miss this opportunity? She mocked Maeve who was lying on the ground and then left in a cool manner.

"Damn it! Don't run!"

Fortunately, there was no problem with either the rider or the bike, and Maeve was able to start again after a slight adjustment. However, because of the fall, she was already in last place.

After Maeve had left the road and there were no other contestants, Kyosuke asked Alexander to slowly lower the ox cart to the ground.

"Let's see what form the Cuchulain player is in now."

Kyosuke looked at the blazing flames in front of him and the wreckage of the locomotive that was occasionally emitting two sparks of electricity for some reason. In the flames, Kyosuke did not see Cu Chulainn's figure.

So Kyosuke tentatively shouted to the flame: "Hey, big dog, are you still alive?"

"Don't call me big dog!"

Cu Chulainn walked out of the flames coughing. Although his clothes were full of burn holes, he was not seriously injured.

However, he himself could not accept what was happening before his eyes. He looked back at the burning wreckage with mixed feelings.

“My car—!”

Kyosuke felt a little sympathetic when he saw Cuchulain kneeling on the ground. He had thought that the car would have problems in the second half of the journey, but he didn't expect it to fail at the very beginning. It seemed that it took less than a minute for the car to explode from the start.

"It looks like Cu Chulainn needs some time to calm down. Let's give him some personal time. Next, let's see how the other players are doing."

Kyosuke was too embarrassed to provoke the desperate Dagouzi any further, so he asked Alexander to take off again and take a shortcut to catch up with the other contestants.

Then Kyosuke saw that the first place was no longer Helena, but Nabo who was driving a scooter. However, the distance between Helena and Nabo was not too far, Nabo was only ahead by one car head.

"I never thought that your little motorcycle, which can be found everywhere, would be faster than my high-tech product."

Hearing Helena's words behind him, Nabo smiled triumphantly, "Hmph, don't look down on my little sheep, Ma Anna! After all, it is also a spaceship that can travel through space! How can a weird thing like yours possibly compare to it! I won this game."

The little lamb in that wave started to speed up again, and this time she gradually left Helena behind.

"Tsk."

Helena was so angry about Nabo's performance that she turned on her portable radio.

"I say, can't you go a little faster? I'm already behind."

"Impossible. With that nasty guy's design, it's impossible to accelerate again in such a short time. His treatment of heat dissipation was too sloppy. Although I, the greatest inventor in history, have urgently dealt with it, I can save you from the same fate as that blue-haired dog, where the car is destroyed and you are killed (Big Dog: I'm not dead yet!), but if you want to get the highest speed again, you can only wait for it to cool down and accelerate again."

"What are you talking about!? Say it again if you dare!"

Before Helena could speak, another person's voice came from the headset, and he seemed very dissatisfied with the first person's speech.

"I said you're rubbish, what's the problem? I should have made this car by myself. If it hadn't taken me so long to make NYARF, I wouldn't have let you take advantage of it! Working with you is really the biggest failure of my life. A half-finished product like this..."

"Ah! Shut up, you beast!"

"Huh?! You're a piece of trash who can do nothing but discharge electricity!"

"You mediocrity!"

"Then you're a bilibili!"

……

Helena silently turned off the phone. There was no point in listening to the bickering of elementary school students any longer.

Although these two guys are both geniuses, it is true that there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, unless they are one male and one female.

Whenever they meet, it's like a collision between Mars and the Earth. Basically, they always quarrel. And every time they quarrel, they start with complaints about design ideas, and then quickly turn into a quarrel between elementary school students.

Really, if you look down on each other so much, why don’t you work together?

"Forget it, I'll just rely on my own efforts."

Helena refocused her attention on the race. But at this time, except for the wave that had already surpassed her, the other fuel motorcycles were gradually catching up after a series of accelerations. Helena's lead was about to disappear.

"Hahaha! I'm leaving first, young lady."

The first one to catch up was Kintoki. Because the tires were modified from the Thunder God drum, his motorcycle would emit yellow electric sparks when accelerating. The moment he passed by Helena, the lightning from the opponent caused Helena's motorcycle to sway uncontrollably. Coupled with the opponent's unrestrained taunting, this made Helena, who had a good temper, angry.

"You're so small! I'm not small! Your whole family is small!"

Probably because of drinking and driving, Jin Shi is now quite dissolute. He starts talking nonsense without any clue, totally unaware that he is currently doing a live broadcast.

"Haha, my general is half your size! You'd better grow twice as tall before you say such things!"

"How can it be so exaggerated?! Your general is not a cow!"

When Kyosuke heard Helena say this, he immediately realized that something was wrong. He was about to stop Kintoki from doing anything stupid, but Kintoki had already said it.

"Haha, you're right, she's just an old cow that will never get married!"

"Kintoki."

At this moment, Minamoto no Raikou's cold voice suddenly came from the communication channel.

"Come to my place after the game. I will love you well."

"Yes……"

PS: I hate blocked words_(:з」∠)_

Chapter 98 Lao Fu: Get up, my subordinates!

After receiving the cordial consolation from his beloved general, Jinshi seemed to have turned into a frost-bitten eggplant. Not only did he lose all his energy, even the speed of his motorcycle began to slow down.

For the others, this was a godsend. They took advantage of Jintoki's off-form state and immediately stepped on the accelerator to overtake him. Even Maeve, who was originally at the end, overtook him and became the second to last.

"Okay, we see that due to some off-field interference, Jin Shi suddenly lost his second place advantage. While we feel sorry for him, we also burn a stick of incense for him to save his reputation."

Kyosuke's tone revealed a sense of gloating from the inside out, but no one cared about these details. Because Kintoki was temporarily forced to withdraw from the competition for the first place due to some force majeure, but this vacant place also made the whole competition more intense.

The first one to start exerting his strength was Jill. He looked at Jin Shi who was far behind him with disdain and sneered, "Tsk, I thought you bastards who dared to cause trouble to me would be very capable, but it turns out you are just trash. Two of them fell before I even used my strength. It seems that I have won for sure! Go, Gate of Babylon [King's Treasure]!"

Countless treasures appeared from the void and indiscriminately attacked the contestants and the road in front of Jill.

"Hey, hey! Is this a foul?!"

Nahado dodged the treasures that were shot at him and the rubble that was destroyed by the explosion, and protested loudly to Kyosuke in the sky.

"What a shame, this is not considered a foul." Kyosuke took out a competition notice and compared it with the rules before apologizing to Naha. "According to the rules of the competition, players can use treasures or other means to interfere with other players during the competition. As long as they don't use space-related means to directly skip the entire competition or a certain section of the race, then this is not considered a violation."

"Hey! This is totally targeting me!"

Nabo immediately realized that this competition clause was disadvantageous to him.

"There's nothing we can do about it. If I let you use space teleportation, the game would have been over from the beginning."

"Damn it, passively taking a beating is not my style!"

After hearing Kyosuke's explanation, Naha could only fire golden arrows to counterattack, but unfortunately all her attacks were blocked by the shield that appeared next to Jill, and she couldn't even slow down his acceleration.

"Hahaha, it's useless. I am invincible! You bastards, just give me the victory!"

Relying on this indiscriminate attack, Jill instantly surpassed Lily and Drake who were dodging in front of her.

"Goodbye, hahaha."

Jill walked away from the two men with a smug laugh.