I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

Chapter 105 Lao Fu: No One Can Be Left Behind

While Cu Chulainn was roaring at Kyosuke who was watching the show in the air, Maeve pulled Cu Chulainn's arm and dragged him in front of her, then bit his forearm.

“Ah! Shut up!!”

Cu Chulainn cried out in pain, and his grip on Maeve's wrist loosened.

After Maeve freed her hand, she used her sharp nails to insert her hand into Cu Chulainn's helmet and then pulled off a small half of it.

"Haha~"

Seeing the small part of Cu Chulainn's head exposed, Maeve licked her lips.

"what do you want to do?"

Cu Chulainn's eyes conveyed a look of fear. He was really a little afraid of this crazy woman. If he could return alive this time, he would definitely write down the words "Only Teacher and Maeve are difficult to raise" in his notebook.

"Wait a minute, contestant Maeve." Kyosuke was a little anxious when he saw this situation. "This is a show for all ages, and there are children watching the live broadcast! If you really put on a real-life version of Fast and Furious, we will have to stop the show!"

"Don't worry, Kyosuke." Maeve's rationality, which had been offline for a long time, seemed to finally come online. She stroked Cu Chulainn's cheek that was not covered by the helmet with the back of her hand, "I just want to cut this dog's body into pieces."

It seems that even if Maeve's resignation is restored, her resentment will not be eliminated so easily.

"Where should I start?" Maeve's hand moved down Cu Chulainn's body, with a morbid desire in her eyes. "Cheek? Neck? Shoulder? Body? Or the weapon?"

"Boss, help!!"

Cu Chulainn was really scared now, and he shouted for help from Lao Fu.

"...Resistance is futile anyway, so you might as well enjoy it. Being torn into pieces by a girl should be a rare experience."

"Experience you big head ghost!!"

There was already a tearful tone in Cu Chulainn's words.

"Hey, Maeve! Blood and violence are also counted in the restricted rating!!"

Kyosuke, it seems like he’s still a good friend.

Unfortunately, before Cu Chulainn could thank Kyosuke, his next words made him so angry that he almost died.

"At least wait until we cut the camera to someone else's side before you do anything!!"

"Kyosuke, go to hell!"

Just as Cu Chulainn and Maeve were entangled, Helena's voice was heard on all communication channels.

"Sanat Kumāra wheel!"

Countless UFOs appeared above the street, and except for Maeve's evil face, all other parts of Cu Chulainn's sight were occupied by these UFOs.

[Warning! Warning! A large wave of high-energy attacks has been detected! Automatic defense begins! ]

"what?"

Without giving Cuchulainn or Maeve any chance to react, the Gáe Bolg, in a state of self-discipline, responded on its own.

The outer armor that Cu Chulainn had always thought was protecting the internal structure suddenly detached from the body and began to move around the locomotive.

One of the detached pieces of armor happened to be under Maeve's butt, and when the armor was bounced off, she was thrown out with it.

"Huh? What the—ah!"

Maeve rolled on the ground twice before she reacted. She stood up and tried to chase after them herself, but the UFOs above her head began to attack and she was instantly submerged in the wave of explosions.

The armors that bounced off Cu Chulainn's side moved around the locomotive for a while and then fixed in the air about one meter away from the locomotive to form an encirclement. Then, before Helena's bombing attack occurred, these armors were connected by magic to form a protective shield around Cu Chulainn and the locomotive.

"Huh, huh. We're saved. It would have been a good thing if we had done this earlier."

Cu Chulainn panted heavily, and he gave a middle finger in the direction where Maeve disappeared. Although there was continuous artillery fire outside, Cu Chulainn was not hurt in the protective circle.

"Yoshi! Take this opportunity to win the game in one fell swoop!"

Upon seeing this, Cu Chulainn immediately stepped on the accelerator and sprinted forward. Although the ground had become riddled with holes due to the heavy bombing and the ride was a bit bumpy, Cu Chulainn believed that he had a clear advantage over the others.

The final result was exactly as Cuchulainn had expected. Helena herself, who was the first to rush out of the bombing area and command the attack, was protected by some mysterious power, so the fierce explosion caused by the UFO would never hit Helena. Even her route was not affected.

Then Cu Chulainn himself was the second one to break out of the encirclement.

"Hehe, if we talk about appearances, you are the only one left."

Cu Chulainn smiled calmly. He had gone through so much hardship tonight. First, his newly bought motorcycle exploded, and then he was chased by the crazy Maeve for a long time. Now he could finally see the dawn of victory. His efforts for so long finally paid off.

"Go! New Super Gae Bolg!"

Cu Chulainn did not choose to recover the extra weight, but stepped on the accelerator and continued to sprint forward. Anyway, he would not need these things for the rest of the journey, and it would be more cost-effective to discard these useless weights and increase the speed.

"Well--"

Helena's motorcycle was no match for Cu Chulainn, who relied solely on horsepower. Even though she was sprinting at full speed, her lead lasted less than two seconds before she was handed over to Cu Chulainn.

"Hahaha! I'm going to win!"

Cu Chulainn looked at the finish line so close, and he felt a little elated. Behind him was Helena, who still hadn't given up, and behind them were the other runners who had survived the explosion blockade. Among them, Lily still had a red mark on her forehead from hitting the electric pole.

At this moment, the whole scene seemed to be still, and everyone was speeding towards the finish line with all their might.

Kyosuke looked at everyone's focused attention, he answered Lao Fu's call and whispered, "Hey, we can get started now."

"I see."

Lao Fu slowly took out a remote control from his arms and pressed the switch without thinking too much.

"For the sake of no more drag racing gangs, for my promotion and salary increase, and for a blue and clean world."

Didi!

"Ok?"

The blue Gáe Bolg flashed twice, and then the car that was originally moving straight suddenly turned sideways. Two tires suddenly popped out and stuck to the two ends of the road. The chains connecting the car body blocked the entire road like an iron lock across a river.

Those who were still accelerating at the back had not expected that someone would do this in the final sprint. Without exception, all of them hit the chains and fell to the ground.

"what happened?"

"what's the situation?!"

"My head!"

For a while, the streets were filled with screams.

"Okay, let's wrap it up."

Kyosuke looked at the heroic spirits lying on the ground and shook his head helplessly.

Following Kyosuke's order, the police team led by Fergus immediately surrounded the accident scene.

"Don't move! Police!!"

PS: Let me talk about Mission Impossible 6, which I watched yesterday. It was really amazing!! It is the best action movie I have seen this year. After looking at the information of other movies this year, I think it is definitely the best movie of the year. Although the special effects of superhero and science fiction movies are also very cool, this kind of pure action movie is also really great. Tom Cruise acted very hard, and you can't tell that he is already a 56-year-old old man.

Finally, I recommend IMAX. The skydiving and the last helicopter scene are really awesome! (＾－＾)V

Chapter 106 Kyosuke: The so-called holy war is about people judging people

Kyosuke walked through the ticket gate and looked at the scene in front of him with a twitching mouth. Although it had not yet reached the peak of huge crowds, the crowds at this moment would at least be something that could only be found in a bustling commercial district if it were placed in other places.

"So hot."

Kirino, who was next to Kyosuke, fanned her cheeks with her hands. The heat generated by the dense crowd made her little face red, and she looked like she was in a sauna.

"There are so many people! Why did I follow you to a place like this?"

Kyosuke really couldn't do anything about his sister. "It's because you got up too late. I told you yesterday that you had to leave at 5 o'clock this morning, but you didn't leave until 8 o'clock."

"What a joke! If you go out at 5 o'clock, doesn't that mean you have to get up at 4? How can a human get up at that time? And it's summer vacation now, how can you go out so early during summer vacation?! And didn't you say the exhibition doesn't start until o'clock?"

"But if you look at the flow of people, you should know why I want you to go out so early."

However, Kirino didn't appreciate Kyosuke's "consideration" at all, "So... your so-called surprise is to let me watch people squeeze by?"

“To join the holy war.”

Kyosuke rubbed his eyebrows with his hands. It seemed that this girl didn't hear a word he said to her before.

"So... you're a terrorist?"

"Comic Market, or CM for short, is a comic exhibition held twice a year. It can be said to be the largest fan exhibition in the country and even the world. Because the exhibition is so popular, countless fans attend each exhibition, and the number of books sold in each store is limited. Therefore, in order to grab the fan books they like, the diehard fans fight like a war at each exhibition. This is the origin of the so-called "holy war". By the way, as a otaku, how could you not know about this?"

"Hmm..." Kirino really didn't like Kyosuke's look at her like she was illiterate, so she could only snort and say tsunderely, "How could I possibly understand these things? No one has ever told me. After all, I only attend official events like sales conferences, so how could I possibly know about this kind of unofficial event?"

"Kuroko Saori... Never mind, I guess they must think you know it, after all, it's common sense."

Kyosuke shook his head. He felt that he should have taught his sister a lesson from the beginning. However, the current environment was not suitable for standing there to continue preaching. Although it was still early in the morning, the summer sun had already begun to exert its terrible power. The heat radiation radiated in all directions was reflected by the asphalt road, and the heat rising up was getting stronger and stronger. In addition, the crowds kept increasing as time went by...

In short, although it has not reached its peak, it is not an exaggeration to describe the situation as "extremely hot". More importantly, this is only the exit of the tram station, and it is still a long way to go to the exit of the main venue.

"...It's so hot."

Kirino began to stick out her tongue, as if she was trying to learn from the puppy to develop a new way to dissipate heat for herself.

"Anyway, let's go meet up with Black Cat and the others. It should be cooler there."

Kyosuke looked at his watch and saw that the hour hand had already passed the 9 position. If he didn't hurry up, the staff quota he had borrowed with the help of others would be completely wasted.

"Well... I hope so."

Kirino looked at the dense crowd in front of her and had no hope at all that Kyosuke would comfort her.

Kyosuke and Kirino walked through the crowd for about five minutes and finally saw the entrance of Tokyo Big Sight. However, there was already a long queue. The long queue was really like a giant dragon entrenched at the entrance of the exhibition. It was simply wishful thinking to look down and see the head of the queue.

"..."

Kirino was frightened by the crowd. It took her a long time to utter a sentence, "There are so many people in Japan."

"Hehe..." Kyosuke sneered and the two of them pulled their sister towards the exhibition entrance.

"Um... don't we have to queue?"

Kirino moved mechanically in the direction Kyosuke was pulling her. She didn't know if it was because there were so many people around, but she looked a little dazed.

"Why do you think your brother was willing to beg for a staff spot despite being hated by others? Of course, he wanted to avoid these people."

Kyosuke felt a pang of pain when he thought of the scene in the police station a few days ago where he served as a witness to incriminate Drake and others for speeding.