I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

"But, Eriri, don't blame me for being nosy. I want to remind you that it's better to be a little restrained in this kind of punishment game. If you get excited by accident, it will be very troublesome. Especially if you really get Eriri-chan, it will definitely be a disaster."

"Mom! What are you talking about?! I would never do such a thing!! What the hell is going on in your head!"

After hearing Sayuri's words, Eriri's two ponytails stood up directly, and she danced with joy to express her dissatisfaction to her mother.

"Ugh...Wuwuwu! (Don't shake so fast! I feel dizzy!)"

Because one of Eriri's feet was still in Kyosuke's mouth, Kyosuke's head kept shaking as Eriri's foot shook.

Eriri's excitement did not affect Sayuri. She calmly educated her daughter in the tone of someone who had experienced it, "Eriri-chan, you don't have to be shy. That kind of thing is a normal process that a new life must go through. Mom is discussing this with you in a very serious tone. Don't feel ashamed about this kind of thing. You should know that you are a picture book artist! And as someone who has experienced it, I remind you that there is absolutely no sign of the arrival of a new life. At that time, your father and I planned to get married after graduation, but your appearance disrupted everything. It was really a disaster."

Kyosuke stepped back in horror, realizing he seemed to have heard something extraordinary.

"Woo...Woo! (Is there anyone who can help me?) Woo...Woo! (I'm afraid this family will kill someone to silence them!)"

Kyosuke's strange behavior finally made Sayuri aware of her existence. She looked at Kyosuke with sympathy, which made Kyosuke even more scared.

"Um... Eriri-chan... aren't you going to let Kyousuke out? He looks so pitiful."

Fortunately, Sayuri didn't say the words that Kyosuke feared the most. She just kindly reminded Eriri to pay attention to the pleading eyes of her childhood sweetheart, "I think he's about to cry."

"what?"

Eriri slowly turned her head to look at Kyosuke, and their eyes met in mid-air.

"Wuwu! Uh... Wuwuwu? Wuwuwu. (Thank God you finally noticed me! I'm fine at the moment, but could you please pull your foot out? I feel like my jaw is going to dislocate.)"

In order to make Eriri pay attention to the urgency of the matter, Kyosuke pointed to his mouth which was drooling all over the floor.

Eriri looked at Kyosuke in a trance, and after a moment she finally seemed to realize what state her leg was in - her foot was still in Kyosuke's mouth. As expected, she screamed again.

"Ah! Why is Kyousuke still here?!"

Facing Eriri's accusations, Kyousuke could only look at her with innocent eyes: "Wuwu... Wu. Wu... Wu?! (I wanted to leave. But can I leave in my current condition?!)"

However, Kyosuke's explanation had no way of being conveyed to Eriri, whose brain processor was already at a standstill, not to mention that no one could understand Kyosuke's language, which sounded like Indian English.

"Pervert! H! Scum!"

Eriri lost control and swung her feet while screaming, as if she thought that this would get her feet out of Kyosuke's head. Unfortunately, this did nothing except fiddle with Kyosuke's head like a toy.

"Mmm, Mmm! Mmm... (I surrender, stop shaking! I feel dizzy...)"

Sometimes the more anxious a person is, the less likely he or she is to accomplish something. This results in the person becoming more anxious. This is a vicious cycle, where the more you want to achieve something, the further away you are from your goal. This is the origin of the idiom "more haste, less speed."

At this moment, Eriri was in this situation. She wanted to pull her feet out of Kyosuke's mouth quickly, but the result of her doing so was that her feet slid deeper and deeper into Kyosuke's throat, causing Kyosuke to drool more and more, which did not help her get out of the predicament at all.

Furious, Eriri could only lift her foot (with Kyosuke's head) and kick it against the wall.

Boom!

"Mmm! Mmm...Mmm! (Idiot! Use your hands!)"

Boom!

"Ouch! (It hurts!)"

Boom!

"Mmm! Mmm! (Sister! I beg you, my head hurts!)"

Boom!

"Ugh! Wuwuwu!! (Sh**t! I can do it myself!!)"

With his head already dizzy, Kyosuke realized a fact: even if Eriri really used this method to send out her legs, his IQ for the rest of his life would probably not be much higher than that of a camel wearing a black helmet.

I don't want to be so bad that I can't even tell the difference between the store manager and Jeanne's face.

Thinking of this, Kyosuke decided to stop Eriri from pulling her feet out in such a rough and barbaric way. He thought it would be more appropriate for her to do it herself.

However, his hand was blocked as soon as he stretched it out.

"Pervert! What do you want to do?!"

Eriri was frightened by Kyosuke's actions. She didn't realize that Kyosuke was doing this to help her. She instinctively thought that Kyosuke seemed to want to do something inappropriate to her (Kyosuke: I also consider the occasion when flirting, okay!), so Eriri kicked her foot (with Kyosuke's head) against the wall even harder in an attempt to separate from Kyosuke as soon as possible.

So in order to prevent his head from being further damaged, Kyosuke had to change his original strategy and put his hands on his head, which at least served as a buffer.

“Ouch! Ouch…Ouch! (It hurts! You silly girl, be gentler!)”

Kyosuke looked at his hands with heartache, as they were red and swollen from being pressed against the wall by his head.

“Ah! Ahh!”

Eriri went into a frenzy and started screaming as if her san value had dropped to zero.

"Calm down, Eriri-chan!"

Unable to bear it any longer, Sayuri put her hands on Eriri's shoulders and forced her daughter to look at her.

“Y-yes!”

"Eri-chan! What's the value of pi?!"

"3...3.14159..."

After reciting a series of numbers, Eriri finally calmed down her breathing.

"Hoo...Hoo...I'm sorry, Mom..."

Eriri threw herself into Sayuri's arms and started crying.

"It's okay, it's okay."

Sayuri held her daughter in her arms and patted her back gently.

"Mmmmm...Mmm! (Can you help me first when you play the mother-daughter game!)"

With his head sandwiched between two legs, Kyousuke let out a meaningless whine.

Being sandwiched between the legs of two beautiful girls (one of them is questionable, but at least she is a beauty) is indeed a very good experience for a boy, but Kyosuke does not want such a benefit now.

On the one hand, he had just experienced a growth experience with a senior girl with long black hair. That senior girl herself had a pair of very beautiful long legs, which slightly reduced Kyosuke's need for thighs. And there was another problem, that is, the father (husband) of the two beautiful girls who held his head was standing next to several people. Kyosuke felt that if he showed any happiness at this time, he would definitely die without a burial place.

It’s a pity that some things will not happen just because of him. This is the so-called Murphy’s Law.

PS1: This is today's update. There will be another chapter later. It will probably be late. Let's go to bed first. _(:з」∠)_

Chapter 25 Kyosuke: Everything in the book is a lie [Reward for extra chapter]

"Kyosuke...!"

Spencer, who had been silent all this time, finally made his voice heard.

"How long are you going to suck my feet?"

“Mmm…Mmm! (I want to pull it out too!)”

"Really, really. I understand..." Spencer nodded as he listened to Kyosuke's sobs. Just when Kyosuke thought that he wanted to help him, he pulled out a Japanese sword from somewhere.

"No need to say anything else, just go to heaven. I will burn incense for you every year during the Obon Festival."

"Wuwu! Wuwu... Wuwuwu! (What a joke! And what country's tradition is this from?)"

"what……"

Spencer let out a breath of foul air. In Kyosuke's opinion, the other party was simply the mouth of Unit-01 before it enjoyed the Angel.

"I thought you were a very mature boy, so I didn't object to you dating Eriri, but I didn't expect you to be too mature... As expected... boys are all pigs, none of them can be trusted."

"Um... Um! (Uncle, don't you feel like you've scolded yourself too!)"

"I knew that my lovely Eriri must not be touched by anyone. I should have eliminated a pervert like you from the beginning!"

“Wuwuwu… Wuwuwuwu! (Someone has completely lost control! Eriri, Sayuri! Come and save me quickly!)”

"Don't struggle any more, just let me save you!"

Spencer slowly pulled out the long knife in his hand. The cold light reflected from the blade made Kyosuke's heart split into two halves in an instant.

"Help!"

“Namo——!”

Spencer chopped down at Kyosuke's neck.

"Hey, hey. That's enough. Let's take a break."

Sayuri, looking calm, stretched out her hands and clapped twice.

Then suddenly a yellow and red figure flashed behind Spencer, and the other party raised a yellow object that looked like a wooden board and smashed it on Spencer's head.

Bah——!

"Bah~"

Spencer was lifted up by the huge force. He flew over Kyosuke's body and hit the wall behind him. After making a strange cry, he slowly collapsed.

The long knife that Spencer was originally holding in his hand also flew out of his hand, turned in the air, and then inserted into the floor less than one millimeter away from Kyosuke's neck.

"Um!"

Feeling the cold touch of the blade approaching his neck, Kyosuke screamed in fear (he couldn't utter an "ah" sound now).

"Well done, Mo-chan. Thank you for your hard work."

Sayuri smiled and stroked Mordred's head as a reward for her timely action.

"Wuwuwu... Wuwuwu... Wuwuwuwu. (I was wondering why I hadn't seen you all this time, but does Lily know that you used your father's coffin as a weapon?)"

"Well then, Eriri-chan. Have fun with Kyousuke, and I won't bother you as mom."

Sayuri blew a kiss to Eriri and turned away. Before she left, she shouted to Mordred, "Mo-chan, remember to drag away that large non-burnable garbage. We can't cause trouble for others."

"OK, leave it to me."

Mordred smiled evilly, and she dragged one of Spencer's legs swiftly and followed Sayuri. Her arrogant look reminded Kyosuke of a white unknown animal that liked to take advantage of Mash's power.

Kyosuke watched in horror as Mordred dragged Spencer down the stairs, his unconscious head hitting the steps again and again, making a "dong dong" sound.

“Mmmmm. Mmmmm. (Please promise that if we really come to that point, you won’t torture me in this way, just let me die quickly.)”

"Who can understand your mumbling?"