I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

"Anyway, I don't care what complaints you two had before, you must obey my arrangements now. Kousaka, this is my punishment for you. I will not accept any protests or dissatisfaction from you. You can only join this club, or you will wait for me to hand out your essays at the school gate tomorrow. You stay here and reflect on your actions. And the same goes for you, Hikigaya. How long are you going to stay outside? Come in now."

Hachiman walked in tremblingly. He felt that it was a complete mistake for him to come here.

"Yukinoshita, listen carefully." Xiaojing pointed at Hachiman, "This idiot has problems with social skills. Let him join your club and learn how to get along with others. This is the most important thing. I would like to ask you to change the withdrawn personality of this dead-eyed boy. As for Kousaka," Xiaojing turned to Kyosuke, "I don't know what conflicts you had before, and I don't want to know who is right or wrong between the two of you. Kousaka's campus life is now completely separated from this school. I hope you can help Kousaka integrate into the school."

"Wait a minute, how can I not integrate into this school?" Kyosuke was quite dissatisfied with Xiaojing's statement.

Xiao Jing raised her eyebrows and looked at him: "Have you participated in any activities in school besides classes? Have you ever spoken to others on your own initiative?"

"Yes, like Eriri, Mordred, and the senior." Kyosuke said, pointing his finger.

"What about the others? Don't fool me with these classmates you know outside of school. You haven't made any friends in school yet, right?" Xiaojing is Kyosuke's life counselor, and she knows very well that none of the people Kyosuke mentioned are people he knew in school.

"That's the big penguin over there." Kyosuke pointed at Hachiman.

"If this is just a fake friendship, forget it. Besides, Hikigaya himself has communication problems. I don't think you two can have a normal communication. Listen, this is my order, there is no room for bargaining." Hiratsuka Shizuka said in an unquestionable tone, "Also, Yukinoshita, the same goes for you. I believe that your relationship with Kousaka is also a kind of training for you. After all, your goal is to change everyone, so start by changing the people you don't like."

"......" Yukino lowered her head and wanted to say something, but she stopped when she looked at Xiaojing.

"That's all. The three of you try to get along well with each other." Xiao Jing said, then closed the classroom door and left.

After Xiaojing left, the classroom fell into a terrible silence. He felt very uncomfortable being sandwiched between two people. He looked at Yukino and then at Kyousuke and found that both of them ignored him. So he had to move a chair from the back of the classroom and put it a little far away from the two of them.

"Um..." Hachiman tried to start a conversation, but when Kyosuke and Yukino looked at him with such a captivating gaze, he was too scared to speak. Why do I have to suffer this? Is this retribution for writing that essay?

Yukino felt a little sympathy for Hachiman's frightened expression. She turned to look at Kyosuke and said, "You scared this classmate so much that he dared not speak. How about this, Kousaka? As long as you are willing to be a transparent person here, I will not take the initiative to target you. How about that?"

"You said it as if I wanted to quarrel with you. Haven't you always been targeting me? How about this, if you stop targeting me, I will forgive you for the sake of your mother and your sister."

Mom and sister? Have you met the parents? Are these two not childhood sweethearts? But I remember Kyousuke is from an ordinary family? It doesn't match the famous family of Yukinoshita at all. And isn't Kyousuke's childhood sweetheart Sawamura from the next class?

Hachiman seemed to have heard some great news from Kyousuke's words. He couldn't help but ask Kyousuke, how much of a star are you, a dead fish eyed otaku? Not to mention your close relationship with two British students, now you've even hooked up with one of the most beautiful girls in the grade. It's you who are going to explode.

"You guy..." Yukino was very angry with Kyosuke. She looked at Hachiman and said, "Classmate, can you leave for a moment? I have some private matters to discuss with Kousaka."

"That's right. Just like Yukinoshita said, Private Hachiman." Kyosuke stood up and walked to Hachiman, patted his shoulder, and said excitedly, "Yukinoshita and I have important personal matters to deal with. This matter is related to the destruction of the world and the future of mankind. So please take your wallet and frog jump to the Skytree to buy us two cans of coffee. By the way, notify Doraemon who is there, because Pikachu once again called Link Zelda, and was beaten into a third-class cripple by the brothers Mario and Luigi who were dating Zelda earlier."

"Okay, I'll just...wait, why do we have to go to Tokyo Skytree to buy coffee? Aren't there vending machines in the atrium? And what's that long line at the back? There should be a limit to how much you can tease people!"

"Tsk, you actually reacted."

Although Yukinoshita wanted to laugh at the conversation between the two idiots, she felt that Kyosuke's behavior was a bit too much. She held back her laughter and said to Kyosuke: "Is your hobby to bully the weak?"

"How am I weak? Okay, okay, I get it. I'll buy the coffee, but you have to pay for it yourself." Hachiman surrendered in the face of Kyosuke's "get out of here" look.

Hachiman took a 1000-yuan note from Kyosuke and left the classroom. He didn't want to stay in this weird atmosphere any longer. But when he closed the door and was about to turn around to go to the atrium, he saw that Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't leave, but leaned against the wall outside the classroom to eavesdrop on the movements inside.

"Ping..." Before Hachiman could finish his words, Xiao Jing took a step forward and rushed to Hachiman and punched him in the stomach, swallowing back what Hachiman was about to say.

"Shh..." Xiaojing put her index finger on Hachiman's lips to signal him to be quiet.

Hachiman nodded painfully to show that he understood. Xiaojing saw that the other party was very understanding, so she happily let Hachiman go and returned to her previous position to eavesdrop.

Seeing the other person's excited look, Hachiman couldn't help but ask, "Are you the evil mother-in-law who likes to listen to gossip about her son and daughter-in-law?"

PS1: I saw the problem of routine in the previous book reviews. In fact, Mi-chan herself is also helpless. After all, if possible, Mi-chan would also like to write her own plot, but people have said that Yukino's writing is a bit broken. Mi-chan prepared several backup plans at the beginning. For example, Kyosuke took the initiative to seek commissions from the Service Club, Eriri sought commissions from the Service Club to improve the relationship between her and Kyosuke, and so on. Some of them were even tried to be written in two paragraphs, but in the end it was found that if it was written in this way, it would be too easy for Mi-chan to break down with her ability. So she had to go back to the original point and the earliest routine. Although it is old-fashioned, it will not collapse. Gentlemen who don’t like the routine, Mi-chan can only say sorry. This is a problem of Mi-chan’s own ability as a newcomer. . _(:з」∠)_

PS2: Regarding the commissions of the Service Club, although I will borrow the commissions, I will try my best not to follow the original story. And I will add a few new commissions that are not in the original story to enrich it. I hope everyone will be satisfied.

Chapter 6 Hachiman: Eavesdropping on the wall always leads to strange things

To be honest, it would be a lie for Hachiman to say that he had no interest in the gossip between Kyousuke and Yukinoshita, but listening to gossip has its price. So he originally planned to go to the courtyard to buy coffee to avoid the conversation between the two. But now Xiaojing, as a teacher, has set a good example for him and told him how to do it. As the saying goes, people like gossip at the beginning. So Hachiman also followed Xiaojing and lay on the wall to listen.

After a long silence, Kyosuke finally spoke: "How is your mother recently? I haven't seen her for a long time."

Hmm? He asked his mother as soon as he opened his mouth. Are we old acquaintances? Hachiman thought that Kyousuke should be burned to death.

"What does her being okay have to do with you? You two aren't really familiar with each other." Yukino deliberately emphasized the second half of the sentence when answering.

Kyosuke didn't seem to care much about Yukinoshita's cold answer. He really wanted to know how Fumino was doing recently. After the last incident, Fumino came to the store every few days to have a drink, but after about a week, she stopped coming. Sometimes Kyosuke sent emails to Fumino, and although she would reply, the answers were all formulaic, basically saying that she was very busy recently and might not be able to come to the store for a while.

It was okay once or twice, but basically the same response was given for half a month, which made Kyosuke a little worried. After that, Haruno came to the store to find Kyosuke several times. Every time Kyosuke asked Haruno about Fumino, Haruno deliberately avoided the question. The day before yesterday, when Haruno came to the store again, Kyosuke wanted to be a little tougher, but the female hooligan was much more ruthless than him. She hugged him and shouted loudly: "Why do you always ask about my mother? I am your current customer. Do you like married women so much?"

In the end, Kyosuke gave up the idea when he saw the murderous look of the store manager next to him.

"After all, your mother is an old customer of mine. It's normal for her to be a little worried after not contacting me for such a long time."

"So you two are already so familiar with each other, I never knew that. How long have you known each other?"

"Not long ago, we met when mom first came to our store at the end of last semester."

"We've become so familiar with each other in such a short time. You really please my mother."

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but Hachiman heard a hint of another emotion in Yukinoshita’s tone besides the strong sarcasm, maybe jealousy?

"Do you have any misunderstandings about me and your mother? I'm sorry about your father, but it was just an accident. It has nothing to do with your mother."

Oh, is there such a complicated situation? This is not some bloody family ethics drama. Hachiman found himself in a dilemma. He wanted to gossip more about the truth, but he felt that the things they discussed were too private and he backed off.

"So, you want me to just laugh at my mom and let it go? Sorry, I can't do that. I can't forgive her for what happened with my father." Yukino suddenly became agitated. "And you're asking the wrong person about my mom. I haven't been home for a long time since my father was buried."

Uh, Hachiman felt like he had heard some great news. He glanced at Xiaojing beside him, but didn’t see anyone.

"So you still live outside? I thought..." Kyosuke was interrupted by the sound of the classroom door opening, and Xiaojing rushed directly into the classroom.

"Yukinoshita, why didn't you tell me about your father's death?!"

When Hachiman saw Xiaojing opening the door, he knew something was wrong, and when he heard Xiaojing's words, he quickly covered his face. After all, eavesdropping is not a good thing.

"Hiratsuka-sensei, you..." Yukino seemed a little surprised that Shizuka would eavesdrop on her and Kyosuke's conversation, but her expression immediately changed from surprise to anger, "Eavesdropping is not a good habit."

Xiao Jing waved her hand nonchalantly: "That kind of thing doesn't matter. What I want to ask is why you didn't tell me about your father's affairs?"

Yukino's expression immediately returned to the cold and emotionless one she had at the beginning: "This matter has nothing to do with you, teacher, right?"

"How can you say it doesn't matter? I'm not only a Chinese teacher, but also a life counselor."

"But you are not the life counselor of my J group."

Xiao Jing put her hands on her hips and looked at Xue Noi, showing considerable dissatisfaction: "This has nothing to do with whether you are under my management. Paying attention to every student is my duty and responsibility as a teacher. What's more, you haven't told your class counselor about this matter."

"Why must the teacher be told about students' private matters?" Yukino seemed indifferent.

"Because family events like these can affect your mental health, you should know about them."

"So that you can give me a handkerchief when I cry?"

"You girl..." Xiaojing seemed to be irritated by Yukino's indifferent expression.

"What? Are you going to give me a slap like the guy next to you, and then say something like 'I just care'? I don't need this kind of sympathy. I can face it alone."

Xiaojing looked at Xueno in silence. She didn't know how to communicate with this child because Xueno was like a frightened hedgehog, making people feel uncomfortable.

Kyosuke looked at the two black-haired girls, one big and one small, in a stalemate, and felt that he should leave. It would only become more and more awkward if he stayed any longer in this situation. And looking at Yukino with a trace of tears in the corner of her eyes, although she was the one he disliked the most, he knew very well that Yukino was the most important treasure in Fumino and Haruno's hearts.

He stood up and put himself back in the back of the classroom and walked directly to the door.

"Hey, Hachiman." When passing by Hachiman, Kyosuke stopped and looked at him.

"I'm sorry, Kyousuke. I didn't mean to..."

Kyosuke ignored the apologetic expression on Hachiman's face and directly extended his hand to him and said, "It has nothing to do with that. I don't take it to heart at all. What I want to tell you is, give me back my money. You didn't go to buy coffee, did you?" Anyway, Xiaojing had already heard his conversation with Yukinoshita, so it didn't matter if Hachiman was heard again. Anyway, with Hachiman's personality, he wouldn't talk about such serious matters casually.

"Sorry." Hachiman quickly returned the 1000 yuan that Kyosuke had given him.

After Kyosuke put the banknotes back into his wallet, he said to Xiao Jing, "Then I'll be leaving first, Mr. Hiratsuka."

Xiaojing wanted to keep Kyosuke: "Wait a moment, Kosaka."

"Sorry, Mr. Hiratsuka. I have to go home first. I've been living in the store where I work part-time during spring break, and I haven't been home for a month. Don't worry, I will come to participate in club activities tomorrow. That's all for today." After saying that, Kyosuke left the classroom.

After Kyosuke returned to the classroom, he took out his cell phone from his schoolbag, hesitated for a long time when looking at Fumino's name in the address book, and finally called Haruno.

"Hello, Haruno? There's something I want to talk to you about. Don't worry it's not about your mother, it's about your sister Yukino."

Chapter 7 Kyosuke: Get out of the way, I’m going to show off!

"Ha~yawn." Kyosuke yawned in the service club classroom. This was his fifth yawn today. Yukino was impatient with Kyosuke's behavior: "If you don't want to stay here, you can leave. I will tell Mr. Hiratsuka that you are in full attendance."

Kyosuke rubbed his eyes to wake himself up, then shook his head at Yukino and said, "It's okay, I just feel a little bored. After all, there are no commissions." Kyosuke really wanted to leave, but before

After school two days ago, Kyosuke talked to Yono about Yukino after leaving the Service Club. As soon as the woman heard that she and Yukino were in the same club, she immediately asked him to take care of Yukino in school. Yono said that Yukino still lives outside and refuses to go home. Because of work needs, she and her mother have moved out of the original Yukinoshita Mansion and live with her grandfather in an old house in a more remote location. Yono said that her family originally planned to move in with her sister after school started, but there were too many things to do and she couldn't get away at all, so she hoped that Kyosuke would use the club to help take care of Yukino. As a reward for her help, she will often patronize Kyosuke's business.

You don't have time to take care of your sister, but you have time to come to my place to drink? Kyosuke originally wanted to refuse this annoying task, after all, he and Yukino really don't get along, and he has enough things to do now, and he has no time to help as a nanny at school. But Yono obviously knows Kyosuke's weakness. Not long after Kyosuke and Yono ended the call, Fumino sent Kyosuke an email, asking him to take care of Yukino for the sake of being in the same club.

It is obvious that Yono knew that Kyosuke might be hypocritical, so she asked her mother for help. Kyosuke might be a little tougher towards Yono, but he really had no way to deal with Fumino and could only agree to her request. He could only agree to Fumino.

Hachiman, who was reading a book nearby, heard Kyosuke's speech and responded, "After all, this is just a new club, and it's not well-known at all. And if ordinary people have difficulties, shouldn't they go to the teacher?"

"But students won't go to teachers for every problem. There are definitely many things that are difficult for them to talk about and it's hard for them to consult or seek help from teachers. Our goal is to help those students who need help but don't want teachers to intervene."

"So it's still a matter of popularity." Kyosuke lay on his back on the chair, completely listless. "How about this, Hachiman, you wear a maid uniform and go to the school gate to hand out flyers. Just say that the Service Club is currently accepting commissions from students, and the first 20 students who come will have the opportunity to enjoy the passionate maid service of Penguin."

"Why am I wearing a maid uniform?"

Kyosuke shrugged and replied, "Because if Yukinoshita wears it, her mother will kill me, so I have to inconvenience you for a while. Don't worry, out of humanitarian spirit, I will definitely not vomit."

"You just took it off yourself, right? Why don't you put it on yourself?" Hachiman was a little annoyed by Kyosuke's explanation.

"Because," Kyosuke paused and showed a disgusted expression, "it's disgusting for a grown man to wear women's clothes."

"You know it's disgusting but you still want me to wear it!!"

The quarrel between the two had disturbed Yukino's reading. She was a little angry and wanted to say something, but was interrupted by a faint knock on the door. Yukino put the bookmark on the book, closed the book, and answered the door: "Come in."

"Excuse me." The classroom door opened a crack, and then a pink ball timidly came in.

Seeing the other person looking back every few steps, Kyosuke couldn't help but think of the mouse that ran out to steal cheese in the middle of the night.

Xue No also noticed that the other party was too nervous, so she said gently: "Don't be too nervous, just treat it as a chat with a friend."

"But just now I heard someone talking about a man wearing women's clothes. Could he be a pervert?" The other person looked around shyly.

Kyosuke simply waved his hands and said, "How is that possible? I will beat to death any pervert who dresses like a woman."

"Then why did you suggest me to wear it just now!" Hachiman was quite dissatisfied with Kyosuke's annoying expression. He moved a clean chair from the back of the service department classroom (Kyosuke forced him to clean a few chairs yesterday for entertaining guests) and said to the little pink ball, "Please sit down."

"Ah, why is there an autistic man here!" The little pink ball seemed to have just seen Hachiman and pointed at him and shouted loudly.

"Who are you calling an autistic man?"