I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

"Really? Then how did you three meet each other this morning? As I remember, your homes are in completely different directions, right?"

Xiao Jing looked at the three people suspiciously. As the saying goes, there is no smoke without fire. Xiao Jing didn't think that these three really had no story at all. She didn't want her students to do something irreparable, especially since she thought these three were in adolescence and their rebellious psychology was the strongest. If something happened, it would ruin their lives.

"The roof of my senior's house was broken for some reason, so my senior's good friend Yumiko invited me to stay at her house for two days. And I happened to be discussing the school festival with them, so I stayed at Yumiko's house together."

"Miura, is what she said true, Kirilet?"

Xiaojing turned her head to Youmeko, who had been silent since a while ago.

"Yes, and Kyousuke actually lives in a separate room. My mother can testify to that."

Xiao Jing nodded silently, she exhaled another puff of smoke and fell into deep thought.

In her opinion, what Yumiko and Mashu said might be true, but they definitely didn't tell the whole story. As a teacher, she didn't know everything about the relationships between students in her class, but she had a rough idea of ​​it.

She was very clear that the largest clique in the class, the [Miura*Hayama] clique, had disbanded unknowingly since the end of last semester. Outsiders might not be very clear about this, but Xiaojing knew from her own channels that Miura had ended his long-term relationship with Hayama - that was not quite right, it should be that Miura no longer had a one-sided love for Hayama.

But Xiaojing was a little confused about the target that Miura found next. She chose the person who seemed the most unlikely to Xiaojing - Kyosuke Kousaka.

Kousaka Kyousuke has always been a marginal figure in the class, just like Hikigaya Hachiman. However, these two brothers are like two sides of the same coin called "unpopular". One is above average in science but terrible in humanities, while the other is third in Chinese but can score in the single digits in mathematics.

In addition, the two of them are not outstanding in sports, which can basically be said to be the type that girls don't like. Xiaojing herself has just left the identity of a high school student (Xiaojing: Those who have opinions, stand up obediently!), so she certainly knows what kind of girls girls of this age like. Compared to Hayama, a three-good student with good grades, good sports and good popularity, Kyosuke and Hachiman don't seem to be the type that girls like.

If there is a list of "People You Least Want to Be Lovers at Sobu High School", these two will definitely be the top two on the list, and their ranking will definitely not be low.

Xiaojing finds it incomprehensible that Miura would choose such a target. Even if you are heartbroken, don't give up on yourself! This world is still beautiful!

But what Xiao Jing didn't expect was that Kyosuke, who looked like a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, was actually a speechless playboy. Although in the eyes of most girls, this guy with glasses was just like a passerby, he was very popular in a certain circle. What made Xiao Jing even more upset was that she herself had promoted this circle.

That’s right, what Xiaojing was talking about was the circle headed by Yukinoshita Yukino and centered around the [Service Club].

I don't know why, every time I see Kyosuke surrounded by girls, Xiaojing thinks of the saying "Men are like a jar of old wine, the older they get, the mellower they become." Fuck your brother-in-law, I'm 30 and still not married, and you, a 17-year-old kid, are nothing compared to old wine (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Regarding student romance, Xiao Jing doesn't support it, but she won't be too aggressive. High school students' romance is an indispensable part of adolescence. I remember that when I was in high school, it was because of -- ahem, in short, in Hiratsuka's opinion, as long as it doesn't affect their studies and normal campus life, she doesn't object to students' dating.

Of course, there is a limit to this. Making a villain is completely up to the individual. I am still a virgin! You little girls, don't even think about getting ahead of me! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

"Hiratsuka-sensei?"

Seeing Xiaojing's face suddenly flushed and became very excited, Kyosuke and the others were shocked.

"fine……"

Xiao Jing realized that she had lost her composure. She coughed twice to cover up her embarrassment, "Kousaka, Kirilet. Do your parents know that you two are staying overnight outside?"

"Yes."

Kyosuke had notified Merlin to help him with the final work before coming to school in the morning. Although Merlin was always unreliable, he could still do things perfectly.

As for Mashu, she didn't care at all. Her guardian was being dragged on the ground at a speed of over 280 kilometers per hour. If he could raise an objection in this situation, Mashu would not mind asking the driver to increase the speed to over km/h so that he could have a good time.

"I know. I will check with your parents later." Xiao Jing knew that she would not get any useful information by asking any further, so she decided to end the conversation temporarily.

"Finally, Kousaka, Miura... and Kirilet." Xiao Jing put out her cigarette in the ashtray. "Although I don't want to get involved in your messy relationships, I still want to remind you that you must not have abnormal relationships with men and women~"

"Otherwise I will break all five of your limbs, and then tie you to the sandbag in the boxing club to let you know what hard training is! Do you understand?"

[Why did you only say this to me...]

Kyosuke looked at the casserole-pot-sized fist that Xiaojing raised in front of him, swallowed, and nodded his head slowly.

Although Kyousuke himself knew very well that he had already done everything he should and shouldn't do in his so-called improper relationship with a man and a woman, and even did it with Shiyu in the classroom the day before yesterday, according to Xiaojing's standards, it would be enough for him to die 10,000 times.

"Okay, you guys go ahead."

After threatening Kyosuke, Xiaojing started waving her hands to chase people away. She felt so tired.

[Why are the students in my class so troublesome~]

"Okay, we'll take our leave now."

Kyosuke was about to leave with Yumiko and Mashu, but at this moment the office door was suddenly opened.

Xiao Jing shouted at the door a little angrily: "Didn't I tell you to knock before coming in?"

“Teacher Hiratsuka!” Yui stood at the door breathlessly. When she saw Kyosuke and the others in the office, her eyes lit up. “Mashu-chan and Yumiko, you’re here too! You should go back to class! Something big has happened!”

PS: The project assignment is finally about to be completed, thank God! L('ω')┘三└('ω')"

Chapter 72 Hengdao: I am invincible after drinking!

"What are you arguing about? The sky hasn't even been stepped on yet."

At this time, Mashu showed her domineering attitude as the leader of Class F.

"Um, Mashu-chan...it's not..."

Yui has always been a weak person in front of strong friends. When Mashu glared at her, she got scared and then huddled in a corner, looking at Mashu with tears in her eyes. She looked like she would cry if Mashu glared at her again.

"You..."

Although she knew that Yui didn't do it on purpose, nor did she threaten her, Mashu still felt uncomfortable. So she snorted unhappily, and looked at Kyosuke and Yumiko, signaling them to go up and handle it.

Kyosuke felt that Mashu had been a little obsessed with the sales these past two days, and she was like a completely different person. He shook his head and gave Yumiko an apologetic look.

"Yui, what's wrong?"

Fortunately, Yumiko's temper had improved since she left Hayama. She carefully pulled Yui over and asked about the situation in detail.

Only then did the little girl Yui carefully tell what happened in the class.

Since the incident last semester, the entire management and academic affairs of Sobu High School have undergone a major change. For Class F, except for two teachers, the other teachers can be said to have undergone a complete change. One of them is Xiao Jing, and the other is Yokoshima Naruko.

Kyosuke has always maliciously speculated that the reason these two people were still kept was because they were both loyal members of the "Ten Thousand Years Singles Club".

As teachers, Xiaojing and Yokoshima are undoubtedly qualified, but as women, all the students, including Kyosuke, think that it is completely natural for these two guys to not be able to get married.

If Xiaojing can change her bad temper, there is still hope, but Hengdao is really hopeless. Hengdao has too many problems, such as alcoholism, lack of moral integrity and love of all kinds of ** games.

More importantly, this girl has no self-awareness and keeps telling dirty jokes all day long, especially to the boys in the school, under the pretext of training students' endurance before entering the society. But anyone who knows SLR knows that she just can't control her mouth.

Sometimes Kyosuke even wondered if this guy was addicted.

Fortunately, Yokoshima usually restrains himself at school because of his teacher's responsibility. But because of the school festival these two days, this guy has completely let himself go.

Then disaster struck.

Yokoshima likes to drink, and his drinking habits are terrible. Last night, he was on duty and stayed in school. I don't know what happened, but he sneaked into the F class classroom and found the bitter wine that Kyosuke put there for mixing drinks.

"And the guy drank the whole bottle?"

"Yes……"

After hearing Yui's affirmative answer, Xiaojing covered her head and felt that she needed some sleep.

She had no idea what that big idiot Yokoshima was thinking, to actually drink the entire bottle of bitter wine.

She knew that Kyosuke bought a bottle of bitter wine for flavoring, and she even tasted a bottle cap out of curiosity after Kyosuke bought it. Although she knew why Kyosuke could swear that no one would drink it.

Although the bitter taste of wine is a taste that only adults understand, Xiao Jing swore that she had never drunk anything so bitter. It felt like the juice of coptis root and bitter melon was blended and then concentrated. Unless someone has a special fetish, ordinary people will never drink bitter wine directly.

As for the cocktail prepared by Kyosuke, Xiao Jing also tasted it. She also knew that the role of bitter wine was just to adjust the taste and add some psychological effects. If that kind of drink can be called wine, then kvass can be called "three bowls and you're done".

So Xiaojing didn't care about the bottle of wine anymore, but reality slapped her in the face.

Xiao Jing rubbed her temples feeling helpless. She also felt ashamed that her colleague was so stupid.

"How did she drink that stuff, Naruko?"

"Well..."

Kyosuke said he didn't know either. You know, he asked Merlin for the bottle of bitter wine, and the bitterness was specially blended. Most people couldn't stand drinking it directly. He wanted to cut Yokoshima in half to see if this guy was human.

"let me see."

Mashu naturally took out her cell phone and started checking it.

"What are you doing?"

Xiaojing was a little curious about Mashu's behavior.

Without even looking up, Mash said, "I'm retrieving the surveillance video from the classroom last night."

“Is there such a thing in the classroom?”

Xiao Jing knew that the school had installed surveillance equipment in the corridors, but the classrooms, offices and classrooms were completely blank. After all, it would be very troublesome if something that should not be filmed was caught, such as sex between boys and girls, sex between male teachers and female students, sex between female teachers and male students, or even sex between female teachers and female students, or sex between male students and male teachers.

Wait, something strange seems to have sneaked in?

Mashu replied casually, "It was installed temporarily, in case something gets lost during the school festival."

"Is it……"

Because there were indeed quite a few outsiders entering the school during the Martial Arts Festival, Xiao Jing did not pursue the matter.

[How can I say that I am afraid that others will drug the materials? ]

Mashu complained in her heart that she had no good intentions in installing the camera, she just wanted to catch the moment when someone drugged Kyousuke and use it to blackmail him. As for Kyousuke's chastity, does he still have that? It would be better to use the evidence to exchange for something beneficial to him.

"What is Yokoshima-sensei doing now?"

"He was drunk and made a mess in the classroom..."

Tuanzi really cried this time, obviously she was scared by Yokoshima's behavior.

"I'll go take a look first."

Yumiko realized that Mashu would need some time, so she took the initiative to take the responsibility and take Yui back to control the situation.

It can only be said that Xiaojing's conversation this morning was really at a bad time. Even all the people in Class F who could take the lead were not in the classroom, so she had no idea what to do when the emergency occurred.

"Then I'll trouble you, Miura-san."

Xiaojing nodded and signaled Youmeizi to go first.

"found it."

Three minutes after Yumiko left, Mashu finally pulled up the video footage from last night.

"let me see."

Kyosuke hurried over.

Even Xiaojing tilted her head curiously to see what kind of trouble this weirdo Hengdao had made.