I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

It's a pity that when Gawain first came to the Knights, he was a rich second-generation with a strong sense of chuunibyou. Although his character was corrected through the joint education of Lily, Merlin and Lancelot, Guinevere did not choose this guy because she had witnessed Gawain's dark history of chuunibyou and had a bad first impression of him.

At first, Guinevere chose Lancelot just to get Lily's attention again, but unfortunately, Lily thought that Guinevere really fell in love with Lancelot.

Although Lily felt very uncomfortable, she still silently offered her blessings to the couple she thought was a couple as a friend.

Whenever Lancelot came to Guinevere alone, Lily would always find an excuse to disappear. However, in Guinevere's eyes, this was Lily's abandonment of her, which made her even more dissatisfied with Lily.

Of course, the most miserable person is Lancelot who is caught in the middle. He is the most innocent one among all the people and the one who deserves it the most. At first, he just felt that Guinevere was too lonely, so he wanted to be a psychologist to enlighten Guinevere based on his identity as a "friend of women".

But who knew that this advice would not matter, he would be trapped. When Guinevere said "I like you", he really wanted to run away.

Sister, don't joke with me. I just came to comfort you when I saw you were feeling empty, lonely and cold. What's the matter with you throwing yourself into my arms? Don't think too much, or I'll be beaten into camel meat by the king! Σ(っ°Д °;)っ

However, unfortunately, Lancelot no longer had the chance to get off the pirate ship at that time, and he could only accompany Guinevere to the end.

Fortunately, Guinevere had no intention of cheating at that time. She said that she just wanted Lancelot to cooperate with her in acting.

"I just want to restore my relationship with the king. We are just pretending to be a couple."

Sister, if you want to play the Seven Year Itch, don't look for me. I think that guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, Gawain, is good. If you can't find him, you can also look for that little bottom, Bedivere. I am too small to enjoy it! (?OдO)b

"If you don't agree, I will tell Wang that you are planning to rape me, and then post advertisements all over the country."

"Please let me be your fake lover." orz

However, the gap between ideal and reality is always huge. Guinevere read too little back then. In any literary work, as long as there are pretend lovers, nine out of ten will become real. So after Lily completely ignored her (from Guinevere's point of view), Guinevere simply gave up. But gradually, Guinevere found that it didn't matter whether Lily cared about her or not. She seemed to think that the king's attention was not important at all, and it was enough for her to be with Lancelot.

As time went by, Lancelot also discovered this problem. He was so scared that he wanted to jump out of the car. However, when he found Lily and talked about this matter in a roundabout way, he got a relieved smile from Lily, "I'll leave Guinevere in your care, Lord Lancelot."

Yamete! I want to get off! ! !∑(°Д°ノ)ノ

But Guinevere didn't care at all. Lily didn't care about her and just followed her wishes. She had already fallen in love without realizing it, and she only felt that being with Lancelot was the happiest thing for her, because at that time she was truly liberated.

As a result, things took a turn for the worst with the cover-up by a few insiders.

When everything is settled, everyone realizes that they are all hopeless fools.

"To put it bluntly, you are just a bunch of weird guys."

Merry complained to Rie—or rather, Guinevere—while leaning against the wall.

"Yes, otherwise I wouldn't have stayed away after arriving in this world."

[How can you say you are hiding far away? ]

Agguiwen looked at Lihui with a melancholy face and roared in his heart. He never liked Guinevere because he thought this woman was an unstable factor, and the kind that could cause a big explosion at any time. But he didn't dare to refute her openly. His attitude towards Guinevere was one of respect and fear. Otherwise, he wouldn't have ignored her when he knew she was in Japan.

"Oh, I hid on the other side of the earth at that time. You were in England at that time, who knew you would end up in Japan." Rie glanced at Aguiwen and said casually.

"…But I didn't see you move out after we arrived in Japan."

Rie said as a matter of course: "Because I still have a child to take care of. Yumiko was already able to remember things at that time. I can't take her around the world just because you moved to Japan, right? Besides, I haven't done anything wrong, so why should I hide from you like this?"

"Who knows if it's because you're afraid that Lily will send you the bill for the free meal...Pfft!"

Before Meili could finish her complaint, Rie punched her in the stomach.

"you know too much."

PS: I don't know why, but I feel really bad. I've been feeling dizzy since the afternoon, and then I kept retching. I ate some noodles at night, and immediately vomited everything. This feeling is so bad that it affects my typing. In fact, I thought a lot about this chapter, but I didn't feel anything when I was writing it. My dizzy head made it impossible for me to concentrate on typing, and I was not even satisfied with the final result. I hope I'll feel better tomorrow morning. _(:з」∠)_

Chapter 83: Rie: A family must be in good order

"You obviously..."

Facing the overbearing Guinevere, Aguguiwen actually wanted to say something, but he finally lost his temper. This woman's self-willed character made Aguguiwen realize that it would be useless for him to say anything.

[I hope you don’t play too much...]

All Aguiwen can do now is to pray silently that the woman in front of him will not do anything exciting anymore, otherwise he, who already suffers from frequent stomachaches due to Lily, will probably also have heart problems.

"Hmm... You're worthy of being the big sister. Your strength is still so strong..." Mary, who fell to the ground due to a critical hit in the stomach, wiped her mouth and stood up again.

[Are you a masochist? ]

Looking at Mary's nostalgic expression, Aguiwen couldn't help but think maliciously.

"Oh, big sister. I want to ask you something." Meili ignored Aguiwen's stomach-ache expression and gave Lihui a flattering smile. "What's the matter with that girl named Yumiko?"

Obviously, Meili was more concerned about Yumiko's affairs. You know, this girl's name was on the gambling board. She didn't want the big sister to do anything behind the scenes, which would affect whether she and Fufu could live a peaceful and comfortable retirement life. But Meili forgot one thing, that is, even if the other party really did something, she would still be powerless to stop it.

Rie glared at Meili unceremoniously, "That's Lancelot and I's child. What's your problem?"

"No...no..."

[Who would believe that! If that camel can make you pregnant, I will share your last name Pendragon.]

Meli curled her lips in disdain at Rihui's answer. She knew very well that Rihui was definitely lying about this matter. This had nothing to do with the academic question of whether the Heroic Spirit could give birth. It was simply because Meli knew that Lancelot definitely didn't have the courage to touch the woman in front of him. Guinevere did fall in love with Lancelot at the beginning, but the two of them were just playing a platonic spiritual love. Not to mention kissing, they had never tried physical contact a few times, let alone deep physical communication.

The only time the two of them were the most intimate was the time when Lily trapped Lancelot and Guinevere on the bed. But as a witness at the scene, Mary remembered very clearly that both of them were fully dressed and more than 20 centimeters apart. This was also thanks to Lily's relatively large bed, otherwise Lancelot would definitely have to sleep on the floor.

Although Meili estimated that if Lily hadn't said anything at the time, then Guinevere would have probably done it for real out of revenge. Fortunately, Lily was really angry that time, otherwise she would have known how far things would develop. At least Lily would never let it go.

"Ah, you don't seem to believe me?"

Rie knew what Meili was thinking by looking at her expression, after all, the two of them were so familiar with each other. In modern terms, the relationship between these two people should be considered as best friends + bad friends.

"How could that be possible? How could I not believe what the big sister said..."

Mary immediately admitted her mistake to Rie with a smile. The change in her expression was so natural and fast that one could tell at a glance that this was definitely the result of countless rehearsals. Otherwise, it would be impossible to achieve such a level of proficiency through improvisation alone.

[Bah, how shameless. 】

Agguiwen was a little angry at Meili's spineless behavior. He disdained to associate with this almost unprincipled licker. But he also knew that Meili's way of dealing with the opponent was helpless. If it were Merlin, he would probably crawl on the ground and turn around while barking like a dog. Anyway, when facing natural enemies, this white-haired man would always use methods that refresh everyone's bottom line to avoid dangers that would endanger himself.

That's right, whether it's Merry or Merlin, the person they fear the most is not Lily but Guinevere. This is largely because Lily's IQ is not high enough, and for a white-haired dog-headed military strategist, she can be obedient as long as she is coaxed. However, Guinevere doesn't buy it at all. Not to mention that she is extremely smart, it is a very remarkable achievement to be able to succeed twice out of ten times. Even if it succeeds occasionally, what they have to face is Guinevere's endless revenge. So after countless battles of wits and courage between the pros and cons, Merry and Merlin found that the only way out for them to face Guinevere is to lick their boots.

"Hmm? Aguguiwen, you seem to be dissatisfied with something?"

Lihui noticed the slightly changing expression on Aguguiwen's face. It would be more accurate to say that anyone who was familiar with him could clearly notice this change, because Aguguiwen only had two expressions - expressionless and other.

"Ahem, absolutely not."

Seeing that the other party noticed him, Aguguiwen immediately gave in. He didn't want to be noticed. To be honest, Aguguiwen envied Meili. At least she could express her inner thoughts without restraint, but he couldn't do it at all.

But Aguguiwen's way of following his heart didn't work very well. Lihui still insisted and said to him, "Your throat is not feeling well. Go home and take medicine. It will be bad if you infect others."

"Ahem... Yeah, that's what I thought."

Agguiwen originally wanted to cough twice to ease the embarrassment, but fortunately he stopped in time and changed it to an indistinct mutter.

"Hmph~" This time, Rie did not pursue Aguiwen's rudeness, but continued the topic about her children. However, her words made Mary feel even more uncomfortable.

"In fact, I was just lying to you. Yumiko's real identity is the child of Lily and I."

"Forehead……"

[Big sister, you don't play by the rules! ]d(OдO?)

Meili finally found someone who can do things better than her. Congratulations! Coca-Cola - what a ghost! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

"Big sister, you really like to joke..."

Mary's rapid rubbing of her hands revealed her inner anxiety.

Facing Meili's perfunctory answer, Lihui pouted and muttered angrily, "Forget it if you don't believe it."

[Big sister, who was joking with me just now! ]

Mary has never felt so powerless as she does now. She didn't feel it when she was being unreasonable with others before, but now that she is really being treated like this by others, she feels really tired.

[Where does this sudden feeling of relief of being understood come from?]

Aguguiwen, hiding in the corner, secretly looked around as if he wanted to see something.

"Okay, I don't want to waste time talking to you two. Nero and Kyosuke are still waiting for me." Lihui finally changed the subject, "Two things. First, don't tell anyone about my affairs, especially Lily."

[What about Gao Wen? Should he just clear his memory (physics)? ]

"Secondly," Lihui ignored the awkward expression on Meili's face and counted on her fingers, "Help me find a way to get Mashu's household registration. I want to adopt her."

[Big sister, you are forcing me! 】(°Д°)ノ*2

Mashu is now the second most beloved person in Camelot after Lily. It is almost impossible to adopt her into the Miura family without letting others know Rie's true identity.

Apart from other things, there was basically no way around Lily. You know, Lily was still trying to hook up with Kyosuke with Mashu, the maid who came with her as a dowry. It was impossible to even think about asking her to give up Mashu.

As for the others, let alone, except for the camel who already knew the inside story, there was no way to mention the others. And the camel's current status in [Camelot] was only slightly better than those two cooks. Especially since these two came to the world with everyone else and their dishes became better and better, it was only a matter of time before the dead camel was completely at the bottom.

"I don't care. I just want you to help me fix it, or I'm going to rape Kyosuke and then tell Lily that you bought the two instructions."

【You are cruel enough】*2

Meili and Aguiwen were immediately furious.

"Anyway, you guys get it done as soon as possible, or don't blame me for turning my back on you."

After a while of unreasonable talk, Rie was about to leave, but when she turned around, she was stopped by Aguiwen.

"Your Highness Guinevere." Agguiwen bowed to Rie. He didn't dare to call her "Big Sister". "What do you think of Lord Kyousuke?"

"Well..." Rie put her finger on her chin, "Isn't it great that Lily and I both like the same person? The whole family should be together. This time, she should have no reason to ignore me again..."

"..."*2

[Do you two like to play this kind of game? ]*2

···

"What do you think."

After Rie walked away, Aguiwen asked Mary who was squatting in the corner.

"Reporting to the chief steward, I think there must be something fishy about this matter. At least I think the big sister is not telling the truth. At least Miura Yumiko's background is very suspicious——"

Agguiwen interrupted Meili rudely, "Who asked you this? I'm asking how the two of us can deal with Mashu's problem."

"I thought you were still talking about the Big Sister herself."

Agguiwen sighed directly. He didn't seem to want to continue this topic. "As for her, can you handle it?"

After receiving Meili's negative answer, Agguiwen said very zen-like: "Since neither you nor I can control her, let her be. Her father is dead and her mother is remarried, everyone should take care of themselves. Just take care of ourselves. And maybe Kyosuke can find a way to deal with her?"

"Are you sure that Kyosuke, with his soft-hearted personality, isn't the boss behind the scenes?" Meili felt that there was no future. "Why don't we just tell Lily and let the couple solve it themselves?"