I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

For some unknown reason, Minamoto no Raikou chose to give in. Before leaving, she pinched Kyousuke's face again and said, "We'll continue after class."

"Please don't."

Minamoto no Raikou laughed like a silver bell in response to Kyosuke.

"That's a really funny joke."

[No, this is not a joke at all.]

Minamoto no Raikou left the classroom with an unbridled laugh. During the whole process, Xiaojing's eyes were always on her, as if she thought that she might regret leaving and stay.

But in the end, Minamoto no Raikou did not give Xiaojing the chance to continue making trouble, and she just walked out of F's classroom obediently.

"Oh, oh. Lord Kyousuke, you really have so many troubles~"

After Minamoto no Raikou closed the door, Zaimokuza put a hand on Kyosuke's shoulder and said with sympathy.

Then, before Kyosuke could punch him back, Zaimokuza was thrown out of the classroom by Shizuka.

"If you're not in my class, get out! Don't you understand Japanese?"

PS1: Tomorrow is the weekend again. I have classes during the day and I have to go to the hospital for an IV drip at night. I will try my best to update. If I take a leave, I will make it up later. I hope everyone can understand. _(:з」∠)_

PS2: Regarding the recent or always-on rhythm of the book review section, Mijiang feels like I have something to say. To be honest, Mijiang doesn’t think I write very well, so I didn’t delete some negative reviews. After all, if you don’t like something you bought on Taobao, you can give a negative review, right?

Mijiang doesn't want to talk about other things, but I think I should clarify some of the excessive remarks about ghostwriting. First of all, this book was coded by Mijiang herself. If Mijiang really ghostwrote it, this book would have been deleted by the platform long ago. The corpse of the previous ghostwriter is still hanging there to dry.

Mijiang is a new writer, and there are indeed some immature parts in writing this book. So some parts are not good enough or very bad, and Mijiang has been correcting this. The main reason why Mijiang does not reply to book reviews is that she is too busy, and she really has no mood to read all the bad reviews in the book reviews. But if someone wants to find Mijiang on QQ, as long as it is not a special situation, Mijiang will reply as soon as possible. There are a lot of troubles recently, such as illness, failure to choose a mentor, etc. Mijiang is in a very bad mood now, and I don’t know when this mood will get better. I guess it won’t get better for a long time. So Mijiang can only hope that everyone understands, although Mijiang doesn’t think it will be much.

Chapter 103 Hachiman: How could my life be in danger at school?

Bah!

After throwing Zaimokuza out, Xiaojing slammed the classroom door shut with such force that Kyosuke was afraid she would pull the door off.

"Okay, now that all the strangers have left, let's start the morning meeting. First of all, I know that your school festival just ended and everyone is still very excited. But I advise you not to be presumptuous, otherwise you know the consequences."

"Hmm"

Seeing Xiaojing raising her huge fist, everyone nodded in agreement.

Xiao Jing was already used to the students being frightened in class. She continued to announce the second message: "Second, in order to ensure that the teaching progress is not affected, all the things from the previous store opening have been moved to the teacher's office. After class, everyone can go there to pick up their personal belongings."

[I was wondering how come they disappeared overnight? It seems that this is the reason why Xiaojing was unhappy this morning. After all, no one would be happy if there were a lot of extra things in the office. But can Xiaojing's office hold so many things? ]

Kyosuke suddenly felt very curious. He was eager to know what a mess Xiaojing's office was in.

"besides……"

Xiao Jing's expression suddenly changed. She was originally just a little unhappy, but suddenly she turned into a dragon with wings spread out. The roar was probably heard by the whole school. Several students in the front row even felt the heat, as if Xiao Jing herself was on fire.

"I don't know who is so bold as to leave a half-used box of condoms in the classroom. He is quite courageous! He actually dares to play such a tune in the school festival! I think he'd better never let me know who he is, otherwise I will make him regret coming out of his mother's womb! I mean what I say!"

Xiao Jing said this as she picked up a few pieces of the podium's debris and crushed them into powder with one hand in front of everyone.

[Is this person still human? Xiao Jing, hurry up and ascend to heaven. There is definitely a place for you on the throne. ]

Even without looking, Kyosuke could feel that his clothes on the back were soaked with cold sweat. He knew very well that Xiaojing was not joking at this time, and she really meant what she said.

[Anyway, those small umbrellas were bought by Mashu for the seniors, and have nothing to do with me. Yes, they have nothing to do with me! ]

Kyosuke hypnotized himself five times before his tense expression began to relax.

[Senior.] Mashu's voice sounded in Kyosuke's mind at the right time, [Xiao Jing won't listen to this excuse, you'd better admit it obediently.]

[Stop talking about this! Stop talking about this horrible topic! ]

Kyosuke covered his ears in pain, but Mashu didn't communicate with him through her mouth, so her voice still entered Kyosuke's brain without reservation. [At this time, it's better to admit that you are unlucky. The sooner you die, the sooner you can be reborn. ]

[Stop talking, isn't this all your fault! ]

【senior……】

"do not talk……"

In a hurry, Kyosuke spoke directly. His voice was too abrupt in the quiet classroom and was heard clearly by everyone.

"Kosaka-san."

Xiaojing gave Kyosuke a very, very friendly smile, as if she was a big bad wolf seeing a delicious little white rabbit.

"Since you don't want me to say it, how about letting you say it?"

Snapped.

Xiaojing broke the chalk in her hand.

"I'm... so sorry!"

At this point it is no longer a question of whether Kyosuke has a strong desire to survive. He believes that if someone were in his position, they would make the same choice as him.

"So, may I ask, Kousaka-san, who are you telling to shut up?"

Kyousuke shrank his head and answered in a low voice: "Because of the sudden voice in my mind..."

Xiao Jing scratched five marks on the blackboard. "Do you think I will believe it?"

"No--!"

Kyosuke let out a dying toad-like cry.

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The sky was blue. Kyosuke sat on the track in the playground and looked up at the sky. From time to time, boys ran past him laughing.

"It's really peaceful..."

Kyosuke expressed his feelings at such a peaceful scene. Previously, during the morning meeting, he accidentally expressed his thoughts to Mashu during the [conversation] and was misunderstood by Shizue, so she targeted him for the entire morning meeting.

If it weren't for the fact that the first class for Class F was math instead of Chinese, Kyosuke believed that his fate would have been even worse.

"I just hope that Xiaojing will no longer be angry when we have Chinese class later."

Kyosuke's mumbling was heard by Hachiman who was standing beside him. He then poured cold water on Kyosuke, "Don't even think about this kind of thing. It's simply impossible. You know how petty Xiaojing is."

"I'm probably the most miserable high school student ever."

"Although you are indeed quite miserable, the word "the most miserable" is not the right word at all. Some people are much more miserable than you, such as the passerby king Zai Mokuza and others."

Hachiman looked at Kyosuke who was still in a trance and comforted him with a smile.

"That's enough, don't say any more."

Kyosuke looked at the sky helplessly. At this moment, he was extremely envious of the birds flying in the sky.

But this moment was destroyed before it lasted even a second.

"Lord Kyosuke, I heard everything. You were beaten up badly by Lord Hiratsuka this morning..."

Kyosuke looked speechlessly at Zaimokuza who had jumped out from nowhere again, "You guy, have you been practicing ninjutsu recently? Why are you everywhere?"

Zaimokuza felt that Kyosuke was making a fuss. He looked at Kyosuke with a sad face, "Oh, Kyosuke-sama, have you forgotten? Your F class has physical education class with our class."

"Really? I never noticed it."

Kyosuke rejected the fat man with an indifferent look.

"How about this, Lord Kyosuke! You really hurt my heart." Zaimokuza threw himself on Kyosuke's back, "It's decided. In order to recover from the damage Lord Kyosuke has done to my heart, Lord Kyosuke must be in the same group with me in this physical education class."

Zaimokuza's obviously overweight almost made Kyosuke suffocate. As a fat storehouse, Zaimokuza's calories and weight are much higher than those of ordinary people. Although it is already September, the autumn heat in Chiba is still fierce. In this situation, Zaimokuza who is too clingy to him certainly makes Kyosuke feel uncomfortable. He shook his shoulders hard to throw him off, "Are you kidding? Get off now! You are too heavy!"

Zaimokuza strangled Kyosuke's neck tightly, "Don't even think about it! If Master Kyosuke doesn't agree, I will depend on you for the rest of my life!"

"Are you an elementary school student?"

Hachiman looked at the two people playing together and shook his head helplessly, "You two are both elementary school students."

At this time, Hachiman found a woman in a gymnastics suit standing on the sidelines and looking at them. Her overly delicate face made Hachiman feel like he was looking at an oil painting.

Out of politeness, Hachiman approached the lady and asked kindly, "Um, are you looking for someone?"

The woman shook her head to deny Hachiman's guess, "No, I'm here for class."

"If you have class, the girls are over there. We have the boys' PE class over here."

Hachiman thought that the other party was just a new transfer student from another class (although Hachiman bet that the other party's age had long exceeded the scope of students), and he pointed at the girls not far away and explained to the other party. But the other party still stood there, "No, it's here."

[Strange woman, could it be a student's parent who came to watch her child's class anonymously? ]

"Boy, if you don't want to become a dead dog, I suggest you stop thinking about it."

Maybe the woman noticed Hachiman's disrespectful thoughts, but her eagle-like eyes made Hachiman feel uncomfortable.

Although Hachiman didn't know how he had offended the woman in front of him, he was born with a sense of danger and immediately kept a distance from this strange woman. Only in this way could he feel a little safer. So Hachiman followed his inner thoughts and stayed away from the purple-haired woman and moved closer to Kyosuke and Zaimokuza. Although these two guys who were still playing wrestling were funny, they gave Hachiman a sense of security compared to the strange stranger in front of him.

The other party didn't pay any attention to Hachiman, but continued to stand there looking at the time on his watch.

Soon, the bell rang. The boys from Class F and Class C gathered together like chicks returning to their nests and lined up in two irregular rows. Then, Hachiman, who was standing in the line, saw the woman just now walk directly in front of the two classes.

"Hello everyone, my name is Scathach. I will be your PE teacher for the rest of this semester."

"puff--"

When Kyosuke saw Scathach standing in front of him, he immediately burst out laughing, "Why... is the master here..."

[What a joke, first it was Minamoto no Raikou, then it was Xiaojing, and now this one! What the hell is today? Don't tell me I'm going to see Lily and Guinevere again later! ]

Scathach, who was standing in front of the boys, didn't notice Kyosuke's violent inner fluctuations. She shook her iconic purple hair and said with a smile: "Ah, Kyosuke. Didn't I tell you that this fish pond of yours will be contracted by me from now on?"

"Hmm? Kyousuke, is this another acquaintance?"

"Ah, the master is..."

Kyosuke was just about to explain to Hachiman how terrifying the master was when Zaimokuza, the fat man with a brain full of lust, led the boys from both classes in cheering.

"Great! Lady Scathach! We will be your lackeys from now on."

[I think it’s time to give up on these animals.]

Looking at the cheering crowd, Kyosuke covered his face helplessly. He knew very well why these boys were cheering, although in everyone's general impression, high school physical education classes should be a place for everyone to sweat, youth and vitality, and at the same time, cheerleaders composed of various beautiful girls are also indispensable.

The difference between ideal and reality is basically the difference between a slacker and a big shot. Because both boys and girls have started to develop during puberty, most sports are taught separately. Although there are occasional opportunities to be together, how can such rare times satisfy these little boys with explosive hormones? Therefore, most of the time in physical education classes, boys can only face those middle-aged men (physical education teachers) whose muscles are stronger than iron and can make their bodies weak.

When Kyosuke thought about meeting such a beautiful girl in physical education class in the future, he would probably cheer with everyone else in the class if he didn't know the physical education teacher well.