I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

After walking on the street for nearly half an hour, Kyosuke finally couldn't help but ask Xiaoyu a question.

"Ah, my husband can't help it? He has been playing with that woman Akihabara for so long, but he has no patience for Xiaoyu. It turns out that Xiaoyu is an unwanted child... cry, cry."

If you want to cry, don't put your saliva in the corners of your eyes. Just cry for real.

"That's not what I meant. I just think it's totally meaningless to walk around aimlessly like this. Why don't we go over there and have a drink? Sit there and discuss where to go next. Okay?"

This is probably what is called shamelessness is the most invincible. Kyosuke has no way to deal with Xiaoyu who is directly playing tricks, and the most sad thing is that he can only coax her.

Xiaoyu, who was squatting on the street pretending to cry, looked up at the fast food restaurant Kyosuke pointed to, then immediately lowered her head and began to cry: "Xiaoyu could have gone to a high-end maid cafe with that woman, but she decided to go to a fast food restaurant that can be found everywhere. Xiaoyu, am I... Xiaoyu, am I so cheap?"

"So we're going to the maid cafe too?"

Kyousuke asked tentatively.

"Husband, you actually want to go to that kind of place?! If you like maid play so much, Xiaoyu can let you play with her, even naked... I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, Xiaoyu really didn't expect that you would be interested in that kind of rouge and powder. Xiaoyu's attractiveness can't even compare to that kind of woman. I can't live like this... Cry, cry."

Are you acting or what? Can you speak properly?

Kyosuke could see that Xiaoyu must have had her own plans for today's date, but she just ignored him because of her previous date with Fumino. Now, embarrassing herself in public was just a continuation of her coquettish behavior towards him, or Xiaoyu must have thought about it long ago, and she would put on such a show for him as soon as he spoke to her.

I have to say that Xiaoyu's trick was really powerful. Kyosuke felt a little embarrassed seeing more and more people watching. Being the focus of passers-by has always made him feel very uncomfortable. After all, he still has a lot of face, even though what he did was not very decent.

"Xiaoyu, I...husband, I was wrong, isn't that enough? You can do whatever you want, can you please get up first?"

"really?"

Xiaoyu looked up and gave Kyosuke a hopeful look.

"Really, I promise I'll be with you no matter what you want to do today."

Hearing Kyosuke's assurance, Tamamonomae immediately wiped away the tears on her face with her hands, revealing her little tiger teeth: "This is what you said, my husband. Then my husband will buy a gift for Xiaoyu, and Xiaoyu will design it."

It seems that I have to prepare for a heavy bleeding today.

Kyosuke could only hope that Xiaoyu would show mercy and at least leave him some money for the train ticket to Camelot for his part-time job later.

"Don't worry, don't worry. Xiaoyu, I'm not the kind of woman who won't let go until I drain my husband's wallet dry. Xiaoyu, I just want to act coquettishly~"

After getting Kyosuke's consent, Xiaoyu changed her previous attitude of ignoring Kyosuke, and intimately hugged Kyosuke's arm and pulled him forward.

"Can you tell me where we are going?"

"Secret, Xiaoyu, I want to give my husband a surprise~"

"...I see."

"Don't be so sad, husband, just treat this as a "Surprise Event" in Gal."

"A surprise...?"

Kyosuke and Tama chatted as they walked along the streets of Akihabara until they reached -

"Okay, husband. We're here."

Kyosuke looked up and saw that the place they had arrived at was actually a swimwear store.

"...Forehead."

Let’s not talk about the fact that there is such a fashionable store in Akihabara, which is full of modern atmosphere. Although this matter itself is indeed surprising, could it be considered a kind of Cosplay? However, Kyosuke has another question that he wants to complain about.

"Hmm? What's that expression on your face, husband? It looks like you've eaten an unripe persimmon."

Xiaoyu naturally pulled Kyosuke into the store and started choosing swimsuits.

"...Why did we come to a place like this?"

"Why are you asking why? Of course I came here to buy swimsuits. Is there any other reason?"

Xiaoyu, holding a swimsuit from the store in one hand, showed a surprised expression.

Of course I know this, but the problem is that this is not what I meant...

"It's only early spring now, right? Are you going to the beach at this time?"

Kyousuke was ready to spend a lot of money today. He even expected that Xiaoyu would ask him to buy her clothes. But he really didn't expect that she would give her a swimsuit as a gift. It was not because of the price (although the swimsuits in the store were indeed expensive), but because it was a bit inappropriate at this time of year.

Although there is no explicit rule that you must go to the beach in summer, the beach at this time of year does not have a holiday atmosphere at all, not to mention it is freezing cold. Kyosuke believes that with the physique of a heroic spirit, there will be no problem, but he is still a mortal, and he will definitely catch a cold if he goes into the water in this weather. Could this actually be a punishment game? Xiaoyu is still not completely calm, and plans to go to the beach to torture herself again?

"It's not what you think, my husband, you are completely wrong!"

Xiaoyu turned around and saw Kyosuke's conflicted expression and immediately knew that he was thinking wrongly. She simply denied Kyosuke's guess.

"It's of course impossible to go to the Japanese beach at this time."

"So--"

Kyosuke hopes that Xiaoyu can explain exactly why the two of them came to the store.

"Oh my! Husband, you are such a fool. I don't know why you are so stupid sometimes." Xiaoyu put her hands on her hips and complained to Kyosuke, "It is true that the seaside in Japan is very cold at this time, but it does not mean that the earth is very cold at this time, right? Have you forgotten that a certain rich man has a private plane? I have already agreed with that green-haired transvestite that I will borrow their plane in a while, and then we will go to the southern seaside for a vacation together. Today I am just here to make preparations, after all, Xiaoyu did not have a swimsuit before."

"So, you want me to get you a swimsuit?"

"Husband, you are so impatient. Although I understand what you mean, it is impossible for you to end it so easily." Xiaoyu's tail was swishing, and her face was full of teasing, "Xiaoyu, I will carefully choose my gift after buying the swimsuit. After all, that is the main purpose of Xiaoyu and husband coming out today. But, what is this like? ...An appetizer salad before the main course? Or tea rice before the main course for breakfast? It's probably something like this. Ah, this one is so cute!"

"..."

So you turned this date straight into an infomercial?

Kyosuke originally thought that he could end a day's shopping as long as he bought a gift for Xiaoyu. After that, the two of them could watch a movie together, sit on the street and drink coffee, or go to the game hall to play video games, as long as they were not claw machines.

And from the fact that Xiaoyu's eyes sparkled when she was choosing a swimsuit, no matter how he looked at it, Kyousuke felt that this seemed to be what Xiaoyu was talking about as the main course. But now Kyousuke could only think that he was not thinking too much.

Chapter 57 Dating (2)

Xiaoyu seemed to have been dazzled by the colorful swimsuits in the store. She picked and chose and kept gesturing at her chest.

"Hey, sir, how about this set? Is it suitable for me?"

Xiaoyu ignored Kyosuke who was extremely depressed there, ended the previous topic without permission, picked up a colorful swimsuit and asked Kyosuke for his opinion.

"It's OK, nothing bad."

Kyosuke, who had lost the initiative and power from the very beginning, could only follow Xiaoyu's pace for the time being.

However, Kyosuke didn't know how to distinguish the quality of swimsuits. In his opinion, swimsuits are just two pieces of cloth, so what's the point? As long as they can cover you up, it's fine. Of course, if they can't cover you up, it's not a big problem. Just don't wear it outside, and just wear it at home. So in response to Xiaoyu's question, Kyosuke could only give a perfunctory answer.

"Hmm. I always feel like you, my husband, are quite boring...Ah, is it because I'm not that woman that you are completely unexcited? Xiaoyu is a big failure...Cry, cry."

"What...No!"

This is such an injustice. And you're not done yet! Can we stop playing this joke?

"Here we go again. Husband, you don't have to hide it. Xiaoyu knows it all. You must be thinking about that woman again."

Xiaoyu nodded her head and began to talk to herself.

"Mr. Merlin showed me her photo before. She is really a beauty. No wonder my husband misses her so much. Although she is wearing a kimono in the photo, I can still tell from my eyes that the thieving cat has a pretty good figure. But she is still not as good as Xiaoyu."

"I said..."

Kyosuke wanted to interrupt Xiaoyu's speech but she had no intention of stopping.

Xiaoyu picked up a bikini from the hanger and said in surprise: "Ah, I think this black one is very suitable for her. Husband, what do you think? Do you want to buy one for your old lover?"

"..."

Looking at the swimsuit in Xiaoyu's hand, Kyosuke couldn't help but imagine what Fumino would look like wearing this swimsuit.

Fumino, who was wearing a black bikini (for some reason, the swimsuit was deliberately one size smaller), looked at her shyly with watery eyes and said, "Kyosuke, I heard that we were going to the beach, so I specially picked this swimsuit. What do you...what do you think?"

At the same time, Fumino folded her hands in front of her chest, acting like a shy little girl.

"what!!"

Kyosuke screamed when Xiaoyu stepped on him.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm telling you, you've got it all written on your face."

Xiaoyu snorted and turned her head away.

"I...I'm fine..."

Kyousuke defended himself while rubbing his feet.

Although it was my fault that Fumino was distracted, I was also led astray by you.

"You don't have to hide it. After all, your husband is a boy. It's a man's nature to have his eyes on the pot while eating from the bowl. I already know this, Xiaoyu."

Xiaoyu seemed to have been dazzled by the colorful swimsuits in the store. She picked and chose and kept gesturing at her chest.

"Hey, sir, how about this set? Is it suitable for me?"

Xiaoyu ignored Kyosuke who was extremely depressed there, ended the previous topic without permission, picked up a colorful swimsuit and asked Kyosuke for his opinion.

"It's OK, nothing bad."

Kyosuke, who had lost the initiative and power from the very beginning, could only follow Xiaoyu's pace for the time being.

However, Kyosuke didn't know how to distinguish the quality of swimsuits. In his opinion, swimsuits are just two pieces of cloth, so what's the point? As long as they can cover you up, it's fine. Of course, if they can't cover you up, it's not a big problem. Just don't wear it outside, and just wear it at home. So in response to Xiaoyu's question, Kyosuke could only give a perfunctory answer.

"Hmm. I always feel like you, my husband, are quite boring...Ah, is it because I'm not that woman that you are completely unexcited? Xiaoyu is a big failure...Cry, cry."

"What...No!"

This is such an injustice. And you're not done yet! Can we stop playing this joke?

"Here we go again. Husband, you don't have to hide it. Xiaoyu knows it all. You must be thinking about that woman again."

Xiaoyu kept nodding her head and began talking to herself.

"Mr. Merlin showed me her photo before. She is really a beauty. No wonder my husband misses her so much. Although she is wearing a kimono in the photo, I can still tell from my eyes that the thieving cat has a pretty good figure. But she is still not as good as Xiaoyu."

"I said..."

Kyosuke wanted to interrupt Xiaoyu's speech but she had no intention of stopping.

Xiaoyu picked up a bikini from the hanger and said in surprise: "Ah, I think this black one is very suitable for her. Husband, what do you think? Do you want to buy one for your old lover?"

"..."

Looking at the swimsuit in Xiaoyu's hand, Kyosuke couldn't help but imagine what Fumino would look like wearing this swimsuit.