I'm teaching, and at the beginning, Lu Ge called me a pervert.

"It's my turn next! My name is Kushida Kikyo, and I hope to be good friends with everyone!"

Kushida Kikyo stood up, put her hands behind her back, lowered her head, and showed a shy expression.

When the male classmates in the class saw such a cute girl, they couldn't help but secretly decided in their hearts that they must become this cute girl's boyfriend in the future.

Watching people introducing themselves one after another, Wu Douyu clenched his hands nervously.

Wu Douyu felt so ashamed when introducing himself in front of so many people!

At this time, it was the turn of a red-haired boy to be introduced.

He slammed the table and shouted angrily:

"I'm too lazy to introduce myself! I'm as funny as a bunch of elementary school students!"

After saying that, he walked out of the classroom regardless of his classmates' reactions.

Behind him, there were a few people who thought it was troublesome to introduce themselves, and they walked out without any courtesy.

Wu Douyu glanced at Horikita Suzune beside him and saw that she was also packing her books and it seemed that she didn't want to introduce herself either.

If that’s the case, then I’ll just run away secretly!

Anyway, I am just a small fry, no one should be interested in me!

With this thought in mind, Wu Douyu picked up his schoolbag and prepared to run away. However, just as he reached the classroom door, a cold electronic voice rang in his mind.

[Ding, an event has been detected. The life selection system is at your service. ]

Wu Douyu's movements suddenly froze and he stood there in a daze.

Why does this stupid system like to stir up trouble so much?

Horikita Suzune packed her schoolbag and walked towards the classroom door.

Seeing Wu Douyu standing there in a daze, shaking like a bamboo basket, Hori Kita Suzune couldn't help but frown.

What is this guy doing again?

Walking past him, Horikita Suzune glanced at him and saw that his face was covered in sweat and tears of humiliation were flashing in his eyes.

What a strange person.

[① As a student who aspires to unify the university, you decide: walk to the podium, slam the blackboard three times, and say in the most arrogant tone of your life: My name is Wu Douyu, I am your king, and I will kill anyone who dares not obey my orders! ]

[② As a super love master, you decide: please walk to the podium with an elegant cat walk, then sit on the podium, facing the students of Class D, with your sexy long legs tilted, your forehead tilted at a 25-degree angle, revealing a vicissitudes of life expression, then raise your hands, make a heart shape to the students of Class D, and say in a very tender tone: Hello everyone, I am the love master Wu Douyu who is loved by everyone in the world, and what I love most is loving you, mua~ (blowing kiss)]

[③ As a slightly chuunibyou, please stand on the podium and say: I came from the Noah star, and I am one of the most powerful gods in ancient times, the god of time stop, Wu Douyu. Wait for 3 seconds, and finally shout: My divine power, unlock! Time stop!!! (very loud)]

【You now have 60 seconds to select the above options. 】

【60】

【59】

.........

Looking at the choices given by the system this time, Wu Douyu was almost in tears.

It was as if this crappy system had a grudge against him, the options were each more outrageous than the last!

Wu Douyu took a deep breath and returned to his seat.

If you can't escape, then don't escape!

Hey!

"Retarded system! I choose the third option!"

Wu Douyu gritted his teeth and shouted in his heart.

Chapter 5 The Terrible Aunt

Ayanokouji Kiyotaka looked at Takeuchi who had returned to his side. He saw him trembling in his seat for a while, then he suddenly stood up from his seat, his eyes seemed to have made some kind of decision, and he walked towards the podium with an upright posture.

What does this guy want to do again?

Everyone in the class looked at Wu Douyu, as if they were curious about how he would introduce himself!

“Yes…it’s him!”

Kushida Kikyo looked at the young man standing in front of the podium with a hint of shock in her eyes, and murmured softly.

What happened on the bus before, Kushida Kikyo still thinks she was dreaming.

Wu Douyu took a deep breath, and then, under the curious gazes of everyone, he climbed onto the podium, supported himself with his hands, and stood upside down on the podium.

Everyone was shocked by Wu Douyu's bizarre operation.

"I... came from the Noah Star. I am the God of Time Stop, one of the most powerful gods in ancient times, Wu Douyu."

Veins bulged on Wu Douyu's forehead and his face flushed as he shouted these shameful words.

After waiting for 3 seconds, Wu Douyu trembled and shouted the last sentence: "My divine power is unsealed! Time stops!!!"

After saying this, Wu Douyu could no longer hold on and fell off the podium and onto the ground.

He was breathing heavily and both his hands were shaking slightly from the intense exercise.

With his D-level physical fitness, being able to stand upside down for 10 seconds is already the limit of his physical ability.

Wu Douyu rested for a while, then raised his head and looked at everyone, only to see that they were all looking at him with strange and weird eyes.

Looking at their expressions, I guess they all think I'm mentally ill, right?

[Ding, you have completed the ③ option task, and you will be rewarded with +1 for Horikita Suzune's sense of sarcasm towards you. ]

Wu Douyu also noticed the depressing atmosphere in the classroom, so he lowered his head, shrank his neck, and walked quickly out of the classroom.

Ayanokouji Kiyotaka glanced at Takeuchi's quickly departing back, slowly stood up from his seat, glanced at the students who were still in a daze, and said:

"Well, my name is Ayanokouji Kiyotaka, and I don't have any particular hobbies. Please give me your guidance in the future."

.........

After going outside and enjoying the cool breeze for a while, Wu Douyu's hot and smelly mood finally calmed down.

"Hey, after this self-introduction, I guess a lot of people in the class will know me!"

Wu Douyu held the railing and sighed softly.

He just wants to be a little transparent quietly!

This damn system just likes to cause trouble, and the key is that I can't do anything about it.

Hey!

Just as Wu Douyu was sighing, a beautiful figure walked behind him.

"Your self-introduction is really unique."

Hearing this cold voice, Wu Douyu looked back.

I saw Horikita Suzune standing quietly behind him.

"Hey, didn't you run away first?" Wu Douyu said with some confusion.

Horikita Suzune shook her head, walked to his side, turned her head and looked at Wu Douyu curiously.

"Do you have any special fetishes? For example... like being a clown in public or some mental illness?"

"Otherwise, I really can't figure out why you would say such a XX thing. Are you trying to attract attention?"

Horikita Suzune pressed forward step by step, her eyes fixed on Takeuchi.

Wu Douyu was so frightened that he took a step back and explained anxiously:

"No! I'm not sick! I..."

[Ding, please don't tell anyone anything about the system. ]

Hearing the electronic sound in his mind, Wu Douyu quickly covered his mouth.

Based on his experience of reading thousands of novels in his previous life, Wu Douyu certainly knew that he could not reveal any information about the system.

So he quickly changed his tone and said:

"I just have a mild case of Chuunibyou. Just treat my strange behavior as a puberty disorder."

After hearing Wu Douyu's explanation, Horikita Suzune frowned slightly.

Secondary disease?

It does look somewhat similar.

Looking at Horikita Lingyin who was thinking with her head down in front of him, Wu Douyu felt a little relieved.

"Um, Horikita-san, if there's nothing else, I'll be leaving first."

Wu Douyu was too lazy to wait for her consent, so he turned around and prepared to run away.

"and many more!"

Hearing the voice behind him, Wu Douyu's face froze. He turned around and looked at Horikita Suzune, and asked nervously:

"Well, do you have anything else to say?"

"How do you know my name? I think I never told you." Horikita Suzune squinted at him.

Hearing Horikita Suzune's doubtful voice, Wu Douyu couldn't help but sweat on his forehead and explained:

"Nameplate, your name is written on your seat nameplate. I saw it."

After hearing Wu Douyu's explanation, Horikita Suzune looked at him suspiciously.

It seems reasonable to know her name from the nameplate.

"Well, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first!"

After Wu Douyu finished speaking, he ran away as if Horibei Lingyin behind him was some kind of ferocious beast.

Looking at Wu Douyu's figure running faster and faster, Horihoku Lingyin shook her head speechlessly.

What a strange person.