At least our proposal couldn't be held in such a small, crappy restaurant. "
Little sister Mary got angry again.
Deadpool nodded and responded: "Mary, you are right.
The food in the Chinese restaurant is indeed the best in the universe, but the environment here is really terrible.
Only a moodless person like Peter would think of proposing in a Chinese restaurant.
Mary, don't worry.
If I were to propose to you, I would definitely find the most romantic place in the world! "
Li Jie was unhappy when he heard this, but someone was even more unhappy than him.
"Sir, if you come to eat, please sit down.
If not, please get out.
It's not your turn to judge whether a Chinese restaurant is good or bad. "
Shockwave Girl clasped her hands in front of her chest as if she was going to hit someone.
Deadpool pretended to be surprised and shouted:
"My God, the Chinese restaurant has hired a new waitress, and she's pretty good-looking.
Beauty, what's your name?
Do you have a boyfriend?
If not, you can consider me.
I can't promise anything else, I can only promise you that I will live well. "
"Hey Wade, I'm still here!"
Little Sister Mary made a complaining sound.
"Excuse me.
Mary, I went over to say hello to my friend. "
Deadpool said as he walked towards Black Widow and arranged his clothes specially.
Black Widow and Deadpool also had a brief romance.
When Deadpool came to Black Widow, he held the dining table with one hand and made an extremely coquettish pose.
"Hey Natasha, are you still single?
Sorry, I meant you alone? "
Black Widow twisted her fist and wanted to hit someone. She glanced at Little Sister Mary who was standing not far away and snorted disdainfully:
"Wade, you are two people, but your taste is getting worse and worse."
"Have it?
Why do I think she is so good?
At least she's very young. "
Deadpool has thrown out a trump card, and Black Widow's age has always been a pain point.
"How do you know she is as young as she looks?
Wade, beware of tripping on the same rock twice. "
Black Widow fought back mercilessly, using tricks that could damage her eight thousand.
Deadpool was a little speechless. When he was with Black Widow, he didn't know Natasha would be so old.
"Natasha, if I make another mistake this time, I will pluck out these eyes!"
Deadpool stretched out his hand and made a gesture in front of his eyes.
"Okay, I'll wait and see."
Black Widow said defiantly.
Deadpool adjusted his clothes again, turned around and shouted:
"Jack, two five-piece sets, put them on Peter's account and pay them together when Peter comes."
This guy steals Peter Parker's money every time.
Li Jie blew out the smoke and said:
"Wade, you know the rules. Chinese restaurants never take credit."
"Okay, let's have two desserts first."
Deadpool took out his wallet and looked at it, then reached out and touched it back and forth. He found that he didn't even have enough money for two osmanthus cakes.
"Jack, please have one. I'd better wait until Peter comes."
Li Jie turned around and entered the kitchen, made a sweet-scented osmanthus cake, brought it over and placed it in front of little sister Mary, and said with a smile:
"Madam, please taste the desserts in the Chinese restaurant and give me some advice."
"Thank you."
Little Sister Mary said this, picked up a spoon, scooped out a quarter of the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and brought it to Deadpool.
"Wade, come on, let me feed you."
"Honey, you are so kind."
Deadpool said and deliberately glanced at Black Widow, which made Black Widow angry and picked up the cup to drink water.
Deadpool smiled proudly, took the spoon from little sister Mary and said:
“Honey, come on, I’ll feed you too.
How is it? Is it delicious? "
“Well, it’s sweet but not greasy, it’s so delicious.
Wade, you really didn't lie to me. The food in this Chinese restaurant is really delicious. "
Little Sister Mary said with happiness on her face.
Li Jie, who turned around and was walking back, missed his step and almost hurt his waist.
He was not frightened by the crooked looks of Deadpool and Little Mary, but by the feedback information that just appeared on the system panel.
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining death approval and successfully unlocking 1% of death skills."
Death, one of the five gods of creation?
Li Jie turned to look at little sister Mary. No wonder he had a sense of crisis before the god of death was standing in front of him.
This horse is the god of death.
Death is not called Mary, and the appearance of the little girl is also an illusion made by her.
This girl came to Earth to have an affair with Deadpool!
Deadpool's mouth is broken and mean, and his body is burned like a monster.
He wants money but not money, he wants power but not power, he wants status but not position, and I don’t know how he managed to pick up so many beautiful women.
Even the God of Death, one of the five great gods of creation, is completely devoted to him.
Where does this make sense?
Just when Li Jie turned back to look at Death, Death suddenly turned to look at Li Jie.
He seemed to have noticed something strange about Li Jie, and there was a trace of doubt in his eyes.
However, Death just glanced at it and acted coquettishly with a happy face:
"Wade, I want you to feed me."
"OK, dear.
Come on, open your mouth. "
Deadpool has a deep affection for Death. At this time, he probably doesn't know that the little girl he has captured is one of the five great gods in creation.
"Ding Dong."
The doorbell rang, and Daredevil and Foggy entered the Chinese restaurant at the same time.
"Jack, you are so uninteresting.
You didn't inform me and Matt about such a big thing as Peter's proposal here.
If Matt and I hadn't heard about it from others, we would have missed this event.
correct.
Jack, since it is Peter who is proposing, is there free food to eat? "
Fergie started nagging as soon as he walked in. He was really ignorant and fearless.
If he knew that the God of Death was sitting in front of him, he would probably be scared out of his wits.
After Daredevil entered the Chinese restaurant, his expression became serious. He first "looked" at death, and then "looked" at Li Jie.
"Hi, Matt.
Come, sit here. "
Deadpool took the initiative to greet Daredevil and wanted Daredevil to sit next to him.
"Hey, Wade, I guess we're not going to be your lightbulbs anymore."
Daredevil pulled Foggy to sit farthest away from death.
Although he firmly believed that the Chinese restaurant would ensure the safety of its guests, he was not sure that Li Jie could beat death.
As for Black Widow, she was so angry with Deadpool that she didn't bother to say hello to her other ex-boyfriend.
Li Jie said to Fergie:
"There are only ten set meals left today. I don't know if you can get free food.
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