Marvel: Chinese Restaurant Beginning in Hell's Kitchen

"Thor, I...I can't breathe."

Peter Parker said sadly.

"Oh, sorry."

Only then did Thor realize that he had exerted too much force.

Dr. Banner looked around nervously.

Upon seeing this, Li Jie said: "Don't worry, Natasha is not here, and she doesn't know you will come back today."

Dr. Banner breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this. He left without saying goodbye last time. This time he came back and he was a little worried that Black Widow would go crazy.

"Hey, Jack, you really know how to joke, I'm not looking for Natasha.

Besides, why should I look for her?

What does it have to do with me whether she is here or not? "

Just be tough.

Li Jie rolled his eyes.

"Is this a Chinese restaurant?"

"Looks so small."

“Will the food cooked here really taste good?”

“You’ll know after you try it!”

"Groot."

......

As soon as Gamora and the others entered the Chinese restaurant, they started to look around, completely ignoring the Grandmaster who was sitting there eating.

The more this happens, the more guilty they feel.

The grandmaster also pretended not to see many people and just enjoyed his own food.

“Jack, did the Chinese restaurant serve new dishes after I left?

Really good!

Banner, I suggest you try the dumplings in the Chinese restaurant. They are very good. "

Thor, the god of thunder, was very happy when he discovered that the Chinese restaurant had a new one, and he also acted as a guide to introduce the food in the Chinese restaurant to others.

Dr. Banner felt like he was now a guest.

"Ding Dong."

Star-Lord walked in with a scratch on his face and a cursing Rocket Raccoon.

"what!"

Star-Lord suddenly shouted with an exaggerated expression.

Rocket Raccoon rolled his eyes and said, "Idiot, are you having a brain convulsion?

What is it called? "

Star-Lord pointed at the grain and vinegar carp in front of the Grandmaster, and said with a little trembling:

"So...is that a fish?"

Li Jie...are there no fish in outer space?

Star-Lord swallowed nervously and continued:

“Oh my God, that’s a carp!

Yes, it is carp.

I still remember when I was a kid and I went to a Chinese restaurant with my mother and got stuck in a fish. It was the nightmare of my life! "

The Grandmaster smiled and said: "It's just stuck by the fish bones. There's nothing to be afraid of. Look at me...

what.

Throat, my throat is… stuck.

Help...help. "

"thump."

The Grandmaster lay on the ground.

Li Jie and Peter Parker were speechless.

Come again?

Star-Lord, however, was so frightened that he jumped to his feet and exclaimed:

"You saw it!

I've said before that carp is a very scary creature. Look...why are you looking at me? "

Everyone looked at Star-Lord like he was an idiot.

That was the Grandmaster. Even if he was really stuck by a fish bone, could it kill him?

Only an idiot like you would believe this poor acting.

"what!

Did I fool you? "

Grandmaster jumped up and shouted happily.

Star-Lord...

It’s amazing that I, Star-Lord, have been in the universe for so many years, but now I have become an idiot.

No, believe me, carp is really a very scary creature.

You'll know when a fish bone gets stuck in your throat.

"Peter, give me some sweet and sour carp."

"I'd like some dumplings. Oh, with chive and egg filling."

"Groot."

"That's right, why bother?

Peter, give us two servings of all the food here, so they can have a taste of the delicious food in the Chinese restaurant."

......

Thor and others started ordering food, ignoring the two funny guys, Grandmaster and Star-Lord.

The Grandmaster looked very proud, picked up his chopsticks and continued to eat the fish. The next second he suddenly covered his neck with his hands and shouted:

“Stuck…stuck.

Really.

This time it's...really, really stuck.

Help me, help me quickly."

Star-Lord rolled his eyes: "Only an idiot would believe you're stuck."

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, the Grandmaster stretched out his hand to Li Jie and shouted, "Jack..., help me."

Li Jie used his super senses to discover that Grandmaster was really stuck by a fishbone this time, so he went over and patted Grandmaster on the back.

"cough."

The master coughed hard, coughing the fish bone out of his throat, and then said with emotion:

"Jack, thank you so much, you are my savior."

"Ah.

Can you please stop acting?

Only an idiot would believe you can’t get it out yourself.”

Li Jie exposed the master's trick.

The Grandmaster blinked and said, "Anyway, I am a guest of the Chinese restaurant, and you have the right to protect me."

He paused for a moment and glared at the others fiercely.

"A bunch of cold-blooded, heartless guys."

Everyone...

Li Jie: "If you had heard the story of the boy who cried wolf, you wouldn't blame them."

“I’m really stuck.”

Star-Lord shouted belatedly,

"Look, I said..."

Rocket Raccoon interrupted Star-Lord and said:

"I think the sweet and sour carp must be delicious. Can I have a separate portion?"

"Idiot, aren't you afraid of death?"

Star-Lord scolded.

Rocket Raccoon smirked and said, "Only idiots and cowards would not dare to eat fish."

He paused for a moment, pointed to an empty table nearby and began preaching.

“Star-Lord, if you don’t have the guts to eat fish, just sit at that table.

Don't say you are Rocket Raccoon's subordinate next time you go out, it's shameful!"

"Rocket Raccoon, I'm going to rip your mouth off!"

Star-Lord said as he was about to take action.