“Oh my god, I lost my wallet!

Who dares to steal my wallet?

Don't let me catch him, otherwise I will have to chop off his hands.

Peter, why are you looking at me like that?

Oh my God, you don’t think I’m acting, do you?

I can vouch for Wade's personality, my wallet is really lost! "

"Wade, did you bring your wallet when you went out this morning?"

Peter Parker exposes Deadpool's lies in public.

"what?

Peter, you reminded me that I changed my clothes when I went out this morning and may have left my wallet at home.

But don't worry, I, Wade, will never default on the bill when we go out to eat. "

Deadpool said as his eyes fell on Deathstroke.

"Don't look at me, I have children to raise, I live on a monthly basis, and I never carry a wallet when I go out.

Besides, didn’t you say you wanted to treat me to dinner? "

Deathstroke gave Deadpool an eye roll.

"cough.

Yes, I'll treat you to dinner. "

Deadpool coughed dryly and turned his gaze to Peter Parker.

"Peter, you are a good person, you will never just watch..."

"enough.

Wade, don't do this to me. You lent me money last time to buy cigarettes and you haven't paid me back yet. Don't let me lend you another penny. "

Peter Parker immediately interrupted Deadpool and spoke.

"Peter, don't do this.

I swear, if I don't pay you back this time, how about you chop off my head with this knife and play it as a ball? "

Deadpool said, taking a knife from his back and placing it on the dining table.

Cough, cough.

Deathstroke, who was sitting opposite, coughed twice, thinking that the bastard Deadpool was going to start deceiving the children again.

What if we really cut off his head and use it as a ball?

This guy can't die anyway.

"Wade, this is the last time.

If you don't pay me back, then I will break up with you! "

Peter Parker said angrily.

"Peter, I love you so much.

Don't worry, I'll pay you back the money I owe you when I find my wallet when I get home.

Now, please dine with us. "

Deadpool didn't forget to blow a kiss to Peter Parker after he finished speaking.

"Wait, then."

Peter Parker turned away a little angrily, thinking that he would be unlucky for eight lifetimes to have a friend like Deadpool.

Another seven hundred dollars to lose.

Peter Parker took out his credit card to pay Deadpool.

Deathstroke leaned down and whispered: "Wade, are you in love with that kid?"

"who?

Peter?

Slade, don't say this nonsense, Peter is still a child.

But if he needs me to warm the bed, I don't mind. "

Deadpool crossed his legs and smiled.

Deathstroke rolled his eyes and reminded: "Wade, that woman has been staring at you."

Deadpool looked back at Black Widow, whistled and said:

"Hi Natasha, how are you doing?"

Black Widow glared at Deadpool and turned her head away.

"She doesn't seem to like you."

Deathstroke Sermon.

Deadpool chuckled, leaned forward and said:

"Slade, if I said that woman was my ex-wife, would you believe it?"

"she?

you? "

Deathstroke's eyes turned back and forth between Deadpool and Black Widow, and he shook his head and said,

"Do not believe."

Deadpool shrugged and said, "Honestly, I don't believe it either.

But she is indeed my wife in some parallel universe.

Oh, ex-wife.

I still remember that we were so in love with each other, but... love always ends when it is said to be gone.

Maybe it's because of this incident that she holds a grudge against me. "

"Wade, shut up. I'm not a child. I won't believe your nonsense."

Deathstroke cursed.

“Okay, let’s change the subject.

Slade, I heard you gave birth to another daughter? "

Deadpool asked a little jealously.

Deathstroke replied: "Yes, I named her Rose Wilson."

"Rose?

Well, that's a good name.

But, Slade, I'm your biological brother. Why didn't you tell me that you gave birth to a daughter? "

Deadpool frowned and asked,

"Why, are you still afraid that I will hurt them?"

"yes.

Wade, I hope they never have to deal with you if possible. "

Deathstroke replied.

Deadpool covered his face with his hands and said, "Slade, it's so hurtful for you to say such things.

Hi, I'm your brother. "

"Wade, how many times do you want to repeat this?"

Deathstroke also frowned.

“Slade, no matter how many times you repeat this, it can’t change the relationship between you and me.

We are brothers, but you don't let me see my nephew and niece.

Mom would be heartbroken if she knew.

I swear, she's going to be upset. "

Deadpool shouted with an exaggerated expression.

"enough.

Wade, now I really regret agreeing to come to dinner together.

If you dare to nag me one more word, I swear I will get up and leave this hellish place. "

Deathstroke yelled angrily, talking to Deadpool always made him feel like he was driving him crazy.

If anyone becomes Deadpool's enemy, this guy doesn't need to use force at all, he can just talk you to death.

"Your golden fried rice."

Peter Parker came over with a dinner plate, put down the food and left after seeing the appearance of Deadpool and Deathstroke.

Only a fool would swim in this muddy water.

"Mmm, it smells so good."

Deadpool's attention was temporarily attracted by the food,

“Slade, look at the presentation, it’s definitely the most beautiful egg fried rice I’ve ever seen.

And the aroma of the rice...just the smell of it is worth every penny.

see it?

It seemed to be glowing.

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