Under One Person: Lifting the Ball to Soar

"Lü Liang, as long as you give me the nod, I will immediately buy you a large jar from Jingdezhen!"

Lu Liang shuddered violently, jumped three feet high, and shouted in shock and fear:

"Fuck! What kind of hellish conversation is this! Third brother, someone is always trying to cut you into a stick, and you don't care... Third brother, what are you doing? If you need to pee, I'll go too."

The three saw Lu Piao coming to the edge of the mountain and looking around below. It seemed that he had really drunk too much and wanted to find a place to practice the ecological cycle of nature.

Lu Piao suddenly turned around and asked, "Can we turn off the music?"

"Ah?" Everyone was puzzled.

Lu Piao took out the Master Ball, circled around the top of the mountain, and took away the Ruhua Thirty-Six Music Band.

Just as he finished doing all this, a head with a Tai Chi bun popped up from the steep slope of the mountain, followed by a sturdy body in a navy blue Taoist robe.

The voice arrives before the person arrives:

"Ha! It's quite lively... Eh? Why did the music stop?"

Chapter 179: Fighting with weapons is not as good as fighting with words

The Taoist looked to be about forty years old, with a pair of crescent eyebrows, a pair of small eyes, a big grin, a hearty and unrestrained smile on his face, and a heroic look as he strode up the mountain with big strides.

Although the newcomer behaved generously and kindly, the atmosphere on the top of the mountain was still solemn. Except for Lu Piao, the three other capable fighters, one big and two small, all looked alert.

Gong Qing whispered to the three friends around him:

"It's Tianshi's eighth disciple Rongshan."

Lu Liang looked at Lu Piao with a face full of resentment:

"I said we should sneak into the mountains quietly this time, without firing any guns. Third brother, you are too high-profile. How can you go to someone else's territory to party and blow up the mountain?"

Lu Piao showed no shame and spoke freely:

"Any swordsman who's a bit skilled knows that 'when a sword leaves the body, blood will be drawn'.

As a person with high spiritual pursuits, I must also 'make the whole audience excited with one performance of Ruhua'. Do you know how difficult it is to teach Ruhua to play various musical instruments and sing?

I spent a lot of effort to create the Ruhua Thirty-Six Music Band. I finally released it once and finally had a place to dance. It would be understandable if we didn’t have fun! "

Xia He spat, "I think you are just a cheap guest!"

After a few words, the old Taoist's eighth disciple was getting closer and closer.

A person's reputation is like a tree's shadow. Lü Liang's heart was beating fast, his eyes were wandering, and he was muttering:

"Can we defeat this uncle in 3v1?"

Xia He flicked her long hair, took a step forward, and said without hesitation:

"You and Gong Qing take Lv Piao and run away. I will stay and stop him."

People of the world should be brave enough to take responsibility for their actions.

Xia He was still very considerate. Everyone came to Longhu Mountain for him, and if anything really happened, he would of course stay to take the blame.

Gong Qing also took a step forward and said to Lu Liang:

"You and your third brother should go down the mountain. I will stay here too. Xia He's ability may not be of much use against this man's golden light spell.

Although I am not very good at fighting, the Ghost Gate Needle is specially used to break the protective Qi shield. Xia He will take the lead and I will assist him later."

Lu Liang said with his blood boiling: "If you all stay, why would I leave? My soul-clearing technique is not to be trifled with!"

Xia He: "How many times have you, such a little kid, fought with others? You'll just be a hindrance if you stay here."

Lu Liang pointed to the tip of his nose with his thumb and said proudly:

"Damn! You probably don't know how many beasts there are in Lujia Village! When I was in the village, I had to beat them up every day!"

Lu Piao followed the crowd and said, "In this case, I have no choice but to stay."

Lu Liang: "Third brother, that's really nice!"

Lu Piao smiled awkwardly: "That's not the case, it's just that I can't get down the mountain by myself."

Gong Qing was speechless: "Don't you have a magic puppet? Let that thing take you down."

Lu Piao spread his hands, glanced at the empty mountaintop, and said weakly:

"If I was willing to expose myself, I wouldn't turn off the music."

Rong Shan had already come close, his wide robe fluttering in the rustling mountain wind. This powerful master clasped his fists and said,

"Good evening, everyone! I wonder how many of you are here at Longhu Mountain..."

Rong Shan, who had just been full of grace and looked carefree, was suddenly shocked. It turned out that he saw the live broadcast on the canvas.

Master, uncle-master, fellow-master, as well as Zhang Chulan, Xu Xiang, and Feng Baobao were all there!

Although it was unbelievable, Rongshan immediately realized that this was surveillance.

Could it be that someone secretly installed a pinhole camera in Master’s bedroom?

That’s not right, this shot is moving, it’s not a fixed position at all!

This unprecedented and sophisticated monitoring method can actually hide from the master's perception!

A great Taoist priest is being monitored. What would happen if this got out?

Not to mention the sneaky behavior of this group of people in Longhu Mountain, this incident itself is an insult to the reputation of Tianshi Mansion!

Rong Shan shouted sternly:

"Who are you!"

Gong Qing pulled at the corner of Lu Piao's clothes and said, "

"Since you found this guy going up the mountain, why didn't you turn off the surveillance camera when you had the chance to collect the magic machine?"

Sometimes I really don't understand what this guy is thinking. He leaves the video footage with irrefutable evidence of the crime alone and turns off the so-called music. He is then caught by the victims and is directly arrested!

Lu Piao asked incredulously:

"I'm enjoying it, and you want me to turn it off? This is a live broadcast, and there will be no such thing again if I miss it!

I accepted Ruhua to avoid getting into trouble, what would I gain by turning off the video?

It's just a bully, we're not gathering to watch a porn movie, why are you worried?"

Rongshan was furious:

"Hey! What are you mumbling about? I'm talking to you, you monsters actually have a purpose!"

Lu Piao also replied unhappily:

"Oh my, you come up and start accusing me, is this the way the Tianshi Mansion handles things?"

He paused here, turned his gaze towards Gong Qing and Xiao Liangzi, and muttered: "It's not like they were wronged. There are really two Quan Xing idiots here..."

But what does this have to do with me, Lu Piao? Anyway, I am not a demon, so I gathered a great energy in my chest and sprayed it back:

"Are you blind? Of course we came to the mountain to have a barbecue. We were enjoying the barbecue and listening to music, and you suddenly jumped out and scared us! You ruined the fun!"

Rongshan was stunned. Spies should be very careful about secrecy when doing their work... Is this how surveillance is implemented?

Then he looked around with his eyes wide open, and saw a small table, a small stool, a barbecue grill for drinks and food...

It is indeed common sense and elegant to run to the top of the mountain late at night to enjoy the breeze, eat barbecue and play music.

But... isn't it a bit inappropriate to use this surveillance equipment as a movie?

Rong Shan angrily said: "You are sneaking around..."

Lu Piao folded his arms and sneered:

"It seems that you are not only blind, but also out of your mind. Monks do not tell lies. We are having a picnic and barbecue openly, and the exciting music can be heard ten miles away.

It is you who has crept up quietly in the dark with your sneaky eyes. Ask yourself with your conscience who is sneaking around! "

Rongshan began to feel confused...

Yes! I came here just because of curiosity and following the music. This peak is steep and has no mountain road, so it is impossible for ordinary people to visit it.

Ten seconds ago, Rongshan thought that his friendly colleagues in the circle were having a party here, and he wanted to join in the fun. Apart from anything else, the song was so great that it awakened the musical bacteria in his body and made him want to learn suona!

But…but…

Rong Shan pointed at the big monitoring screen with his master on it, and asked in confusion, stammering:

"This...what's going on? Give me an explanation!"

Lu Piao seemed to be facing a mentally retarded person. His overflowing sarcasm was like a torrential rain of pear blossom needles. He kept on talking:

“I thought that as a high-ranking Taoist, you would have something profound to say to us hikers when you came to the top of the mountain. I didn’t expect you to say such vulgar words!

It turns out that you are not only blind and crazy, but also so shameless that you actually ask about other people's methods just after meeting them once?

I have never seen such a shameless person!"

Rongshan's head was enlarged by the criticism. The scenes before him were so bizarre, absurd and unbelievable that he could not understand the logical relationship at all.

What I can't understand the most is why the other party acts so righteous?

"No, put everything else aside first..." Rong Shan stretched out his thick fingers again, pointing at the surveillance screen with trembling hands:

"You are trying to spy on my master, right?"

Lu Piao raised his head, stiffened his neck and said quickly:

"no!"

"Fuck! You're lying with your eyes open!" Rong Shan was so angry that he jumped up and rolled up his sleeves to show his fist as big as a casserole:

"Look at how I deal with you monsters!"

Lu Piao shook his head and sighed:

"How can there be such unreasonable people in this world? When faced with such a trivial matter, a Taoist monk can only resort to violence to solve the problem. This shows how twisted the hearts of people in this circle are..."

Rong Shan was annoyed and resentful: "I'll start with you, little brat!"

Seeing this fierce-looking, seven-foot-tall man, with golden light all over his body, rushing towards him to hit him, Lu Piao quickly stretched out his hand and shouted:

"Wait! I have something to say!"