"Lingyu!"
A rough voice startled Zhang Lingyu from his thoughts. Looking over there, a familiar sturdy figure came into view.
Zhang Lingyu greeted warmly:
"Brother Rongshan."
Rong Shan, the eighth disciple of Tianshi, was sitting at a stone table under a tree. On the table were teapots and teacups with steam rising from them, but the picture did not show a Taoist drinking tea leisurely and carefree like a fairy.
On the contrary, considering the image of a monk, it was quite incongruous for him to hold a mobile phone, wear earphones, and laugh.
Rong Shan waved to his junior brother. Coincidentally, Zhang Lingyu was also curious about what was on the phone, which made his senior brother become a "phone-diving" person.
When I got closer, I saw that the phone was playing music played by a group of beautiful women in gorgeous Hanfu costumes amidst the beautiful scenery of water and mountains.
"This..." Zhang Lingyu was puzzled.
Brother, how could a Taoist master like you watch videos of beautiful women?
Just then the camera switched to a medium shot, and the woman's face was clearly visible.
"This!" Zhang Lingyu was shocked!
The costumes and props are so gorgeous, and the scenery is also magnificent, but why are the girls' makeup so gloomy!
Rongshan took off his headphones and handed them to Zhang Lingyu, motioning him to listen.
The music combines pop music with folk music, and is both melodious and magnificent.
The beautiful music is intoxicating and the MV pictures are also very beautiful.
Zhang Lingyu let out a light "eh" and asked with great interest:
"Brother, where did you find this treasure band?"
Human beings’ pursuit of beauty is consistent, especially this kind of national style music and traditional Confucian, Buddhist and Taoist culture are very compatible. It is not only refreshing, but also brings a sense of sudden enlightenment.
Rong Shan looked up and down at the handsome young man in front of him, and the light of gossip in his small eyes was as bright as stars:
“The day before yesterday, I got a lot of music from a strange man. I went to look for it online, but not only the music videos, the band, but even most of the music had no trace of existence.
Even if you hire a professional film and television team, musicians, or music team, it will still take a lot of effort to shoot a MV.
But he sent me more than 30 MVs of the same quality. I don’t know how he made them.”
It would be fine if his methods were just miraculous and superb, but after all, no matter how high his cultivation is, it cannot compare to his own mentor who is the best in the world.
Rongshan doesn't care about winning or losing in a fight, but his incredible achievements in the cultural field are completely incomprehensible.
Unfathomable, immeasurable, mysterious and bizarre.
In short, it is not simply admiration for one's ability to do what others cannot do, but a kind of amazement that is beyond understanding.
Zhang Lingyu said with great interest:
"Brother, please pass on a copy of these music and MVs to me as well!"
Rong Shan agreed, and during the Bluetooth transmission, he pretended to ask casually:
"By the way, Lingyu, are you going to the mountains to practice?"
Zhang Lingyu's mind immediately flashed with a beautiful figure, his face flushed, and he replied calmly:
"Yeah, do some mental training, like practicing concentration or something..."
Chapter 186 Thief God and Thief Saint
Zhang Chulan dragged his tired body back to his room.
There was a sudden encounter in the morning. It was fun and exciting during the fight, but I feel a little scared when I think about it afterwards.
This is the first time I have truly faced the enemy since entering the alien world. There are indeed some differences between actual combat and sparring.
Fortunately, the opponent doesn't seem to intend to kill me this time. If it is a real life-and-death battle, can I keep a calm mind and deal with it rationally?
Lying on his back on the bed, Zhang Chulan took out his mobile phone, held it in the air, and clicked on a photo in the chat history.
The photo shows a graceful beauty under the moonlight, with long pink hair flying in the wind, a dreamy look in her eyes and a faint smile on her lips. The faint, sweet longing seems to have been blown into the hearts of those who see this scene with the night wind.
The source of this photo is Uncle Rongshan, who named it [Brother-in-law and Sister-in-law Thinking of Lingyu under the Moon] and sent it to all disciples of Tianshi Mansion in the chat group.
Zhang Chulan's face began to twist, and he was so jealous that he was unrecognizable:
"Damn! Isn't Zhang Lingyu just a little better looking, a little better character, a little better cultivation, and a little better family background...
How come a fool like him can be liked by women? Why aren't there any beautiful girls chasing me and throwing themselves into my arms?
I also want to have sex, what does that feel like? "
Since he was a child, Zhang Chulan's grandfather Zhang Huaiyi had put toad blood on his penis, which prohibited him from doing. Whenever he touched it, he would feel severe pain, and even when he urinated, he had to be careful not to touch his penis.
Who knows the bitterness of a 15-year-old boy who can't even start a manual transmission? He has never experienced the feeling of "release" in his life. Facing a winner in life like Zhang Lingyu, it's like eating a lemon, sour from the roots of his teeth to his heart!
"Could that female Tang Monk be my uncle's wife?"
Zhang Chulan stared at Xia He's beautiful photo and muttered to himself.
Afterwards, I reviewed the battle with Mr. Xu and Sister Baoer, and mentioned the big-headed doll who was obviously an enemy companion but also helped a lot.
Sister Baoer covered her mouth and shook her head vigorously, refusing to say a word. When asked urgently, she said that she had promised not to reveal their identities...
"them?"
When Sister Baoer mentioned "they", Mr. Xu seemed to understand everything and stopped asking questions.
And that [female Tang Monk] surnamed Xia...
According to Master Xu, if it was really Xia He, she would have just used her extremely powerful innate ability to fight against the [Female Tang Monk] and he would have been defeated in a humiliating way.
Master Xu ordered that until the company had conducted a thorough investigation and obtained 100% proof, they should not tell the two masters and the people in the Tianshi Mansion about the fact that the woman among the three robbers was suspected to be Xia He.
Because of Xia He's relationship with Zhang Lingyu, her identity is a bit sensitive.
As the sister-in-law recommended by Master Rongshan, Xia He is now very popular in Tianshi Mansion. Not only the disciples of Tianshi Mansion, but even the two masters seem to support her...
"Speaking of which, who are those three monsters targeting, Master Xu, Sister Baoer, or me?"
The other party's motives were not yet clear, and Zhang Chulan could not figure it out for a moment, so he simply stopped worrying and sneered:
"Forget it. If you can't afford to offend me, then you can just hide away. At worst, I won't leave the mountain gate for a few days. Who can still act wildly in the Tianshi Mansion?"
Putting aside his worries, Zhang Chulan stood up and poured himself a glass of water. After drinking it, he suddenly felt dizzy.
Two big words popped up in my mind: Broken!
Zhang Chulan held onto the table as his body quickly lost control. He wanted to call for help, but he couldn't even make a sound!
A gloating voice came into my ears:
"Drank it! He drank it!"
In the blurry vision, a pig head and a bearded head appeared. They were the two dwarf monsters wearing masks...
[Damn, it turns out the target is me! ]
Zhang Chulan completely lost consciousness...
……
If the mask wasn't blocking their faces, you would definitely be able to see two big smiling faces with mouths stretched to their ears.
Gong Qing and Lu Liang were all smiling, and they dragged the unconscious Zhang Chulan back to the bed.
These two guys sneaked into Zhang Chulan's room in advance and put anesthetics in the kettle. Gong Qing got the colorless and odorless imported high-end goods.
Then he wrapped himself in a brocade cassock, hid in a corner, and waited for Zhang Chulan to drink water and fall to the street!
Lu Liang lifted Zhang Chulan's upper body, and Gong Qing lifted Zhang Chulan's lower body.
Don't be fooled by their small stature. As extraordinary people, they are strong enough to carry objects weighing over 100 kilograms in one hand and run around.
The reason why the two of them "worked together" to move Zhang Chulan was just because they were "two monks trying to lift water to drink". No one wanted the other to take advantage of them.
Cooperation is certainly a win-win situation, but sometimes it also pulls each other back.
Gong Qing and Lu Liang each grabbed one of the heads and shook it a few times, then threw Zhang Chulan, who was as unconscious as a dead pig, onto the bed!
Lü Liang clapped his hands twice as if he had done something 'important', proudly put his hands on his hips, and said with a laugh:
"I think this should have been done a long time ago. Ambushes in the wild are too crude. Direct assaults are nothing compared to playing dirty tricks!"
Success is in sight, Gong Qing is also happy, and said happily:
“The degree of badness is different, Xiao Liangzi!
By causing trouble in someone else's mountain gate, you are not only slapping the Tianshi Mansion in the face, you are slapping the Tianshi Mansion in the ass!
I wouldn't choose to do this if I had no choice!
In short, hide your identity and don't expose it. Don't forget that the concealment magic weapon we have is a trial version.
Without these magic weapons, you will have no chance of escaping the pursuit of the company and Zhengyi!"
Lu Liang looked at Zhang Chulan on the bed reluctantly and said with great regret:
"Ah? Can't we let others know that it was us who did it? I was hoping that this matter would become famous all over the world!"
"How can it be considered a great achievement to ambush a rookie who has just entered the circle?" Gong Qing sneered at first, and then said excitedly:
"The real big deal is the secret of the Jiashen Rebellion. As long as I uncover that secret, I will be recognized by all of Quan Xing, and I will be the leader of Quan Xing!"
Lu Liang touched the Zhu Bajie mask on his face, then lowered his head and rubbed his hands on the brocade cassock, saying with great envy:
"It would be great if I could use these magic weapons forever. With them, I can go wherever I want and no one can catch me!"
Gong Qing was also itching to do this. If that were really possible, he would be very unhappy. However, he was a rational person and he saw the gains and losses clearly. People who know how to endure are good at restraining their greed.
"It's obvious. This is the hidden magic weapon that Master Ma carefully built according to the configuration for the person being hunted by the whole world, and he used it to escape from the world.
The brocade cassock, Journey to the West mask, and the twelve zodiac jade pendants we use are already ridiculously powerful. I really want to play with Lu Piao's plate.
That magic weapon can not only emit lasers, but it can even maintain perfect invisibility and fight against others. The best part is that it does not require consuming one's own Qi!
That's not a magic weapon at all, it's simply a divine weapon!"
Thinking of what he saw the night before, the huge pile of magical instruments and treasures in the Devouring Sac that were so bright that they blinded dog eyes, Lu Liang said with great yearning:
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