Under One Person: Lifting the Ball to Soar

After we catch these two thieves, we will throw a mountain of hard evidence in front of them and see how they can deny it!"

Zhang Chulan didn't know how to complain about this. Fights between aliens never go through legal procedures. Shouldn't such a formal way of collecting evidence not appear in the alien circle?

After silencing Zhang Chulan, Rong Shan turned his attention to the two fellow disciples in front of him and extended his hand with interest:

"show me."

Taoist boy A presented the mobile phone and humbly asked his uncle to take a look at it.

Rong Shan took the phone, looked down, and said approvingly:

"Yes, it's a clear full-body frontal photo. Only by practicing diligently and conscientiously can you take a good photo."

He returned the phone, patted Dao Tong A on the shoulder, and encouraged him:

“Don’t keep working on it and try to take better pictures next time.”

Zhang Chulan was in a state of confusion!

In the past, everyone would rush to the rescue when you called for help, but now no one will pay any attention. Only after those two damn thieves have knocked you unconscious together will these guys rush out to save the situation!

The two Taoist children were greatly encouraged and complimented:

"My nephew was just lucky. His work is far inferior to yours!"

Then, the two parties said goodbye and left.

Rong Shan showed regret and said unwillingly:

"It's a pity that the photo I took could only come in second place. It seems my practice is not enough."

Now even Zhang Chulan became curious.

Even though these old men were making fun of themselves, they have to admit that if they wanted to capture the bastard who was making fun of them, they needed some real strength!

Those two idiots would disappear and run away at the slightest sign of trouble. It was already difficult to take a picture of them from a distance, and it was even more difficult to get a close-up picture from up close.

In so many times of danger, only Master Rongshan had the chance to rush to the two bastards. It was a pity that Master Rongshan didn't punch them hard after he arrived, but raised his phone to take pictures...

Is it possible that there is anyone in the entire Tianshi Mansion who can surpass Uncle Rongshan?

Zhang Chulan had a strange expression on his face. He thought of an absurd possibility and asked with a blank face:

"Could it be that the master has taken action?"

If you think about it carefully, given the old man's temperament, it's really possible!

"What are you thinking about! If those two thieves dared to confront Master, they would have been caught long ago."

Rong Shan paused and added:

“Master is quite interested in this activity, but I don’t know what tricks those two thieves use to accurately avoid Master every time.

As for taking photos... oh no, who is the first place winner of the [Collecting Evidence] photography competition..."

Rong Shan glanced at Zhang Chulan with resentment, sighed softly, shook his head and did not answer.

Zhang Chulan was such a smooth talker, so seeing Rong Shan was unwilling to talk, of course he would not ask any more questions. Anyway, this matter was not difficult to investigate...

Just as I made up my mind, I heard the voices of the two Taoist children who had just passed by me:

"Hey! Miss Feng, are you changing your equipment?"

Zhang Chulan looked back and saw Feng Baobao following behind him stealthily.

In an instant, the boy's face became as colorful as a dyeing workshop, so wonderful!

Feng Baobao nodded blankly to the two little Taoist boys, and held up the SLR camera with a very long lens hanging around his neck with both hands to show that this was his new equipment.

The Taoist boy was curious: "Where did you get this? I didn't see you carrying this camera when you went up the mountain."

Feng Baobao showed her honest nature of answering every question, gesturing with a lens that was more than 30 centimeters long, and said frankly:

“This is a second-hand item I bought from tourists in Qianshan.”

There were so many tourists carrying cameras, and Feng Baobao specifically picked the biggest one, which showed off her professionalism!

The Taoist boy continued to ask: "Do you want to buy it and then sell it?"

Feng Baobao shook her head vigorously, stretched out her little hand, and raised three fingers. Although her tone was still emotionless, one could sense her pride:

"Three times the price, got it!"

Zhang Chulan fell silent at first, then saw a look of crisis on Rong Shan's face and complained:

"Uncle Master, are you also thinking of buying a camera from tourists at a premium in the front mountain?"

Rong Shan's two curved eyebrows were knitted together, his small eyes were squeezed so tightly that they could not be seen, and he uttered an anxious sigh:

"What a mistake! Even if I had a SLR, I wouldn't know how to use it. Am I really going to lose to this little girl?"

……

Tao Te Ching says: The five colors make one blind, the five sounds make one deaf, the five flavors make one’s mouth numb, galloping and hunting make one’s heart crazy, and rare goods hinder one’s progress.

No matter which school of practice people in Shenzhou come from, it is particularly important to restrain their own desires.

Even Quan Xing, who does whatever he wants, knows not to indulge too much in the worldly pleasures and glamour in order to improve his spiritual cultivation.

Although living in a technologically advanced modern society, the aliens still retain a certain degree of fundamentalist lifestyle, using the harsh environment to hone their bodies and minds and avoid indulging in pleasure.

Most of the aliens don't care too much about food, clothing, housing and transportation. They can wear ugly clothes, eat unpalatable food, not install air conditioning and heating in the house, avoid alcohol, sex, money, anger, pornography, gambling and drugs, and not touch all kinds of entertainment on the Internet...

Especially for Taoist temples with a thousand-year heritage like Tianshi Mansion, they attach great importance to strict rules and regulations.

But the only exception is the place where the five grains are reincarnated. Even the most traditional old-fashioned people will not be too demanding in keeping it in its original state.

So, even though there are no tourists visiting the back mountain, the public toilets for the disciples are still built according to the standards for serving tourists.

It is built in a clean, tidy, clear and beautiful style. It can be said to be the most luxurious, modern and humanistic building in the back mountain.

The Taoists who were about to solve the physiological circulation problem immediately restrained their physical impulses when they saw Zhang Chulan coming, gave Zhang Chulan a humble smile of "Please come in, we won't disturb you", and ran away without a trace.

Not only was there no one in the toilet, there was no one even near the toilet. Everyone was very considerate and cleared the area on their own accord.

Zhang Chulan looked grim for a while, then he put on a flattering smile and said to Rong Shan beside him:

"Uncle Master, please accompany me to the toilet!"

Rongshan asked back unhappily:

"How old are you? Why do you still need someone to accompany you to the toilet like a little girl?"

Zhang Chulan was suddenly filled with grief and indignation:

"Am I looking for someone to accompany me to the toilet? Toilets are places where accidents happen frequently. How many times have I made people faint in the toilet?

Fortunately, the Tianshi Mansion has built a modern toilet. If it were still the old-fashioned toilet with a manure pit at the back, you might have to fish me out of the pit!"

Rong Shan threw his sleeves, put his hands behind his back, and refused without any room for negotiation:

"I don't have any pee, I'm not going!"

Zhang Chulan said pitifully, and as a second choice:

"Then uncle, can you stay outside and guard?"

Rong Shan hesitated for a moment and agreed:

"Alright, I'll guard outside for you! By the way, why is the God of Thieves so obsessed with knocking you out? He can't be trying to take your virginity, right?"

"Who knows what those two idiots see in me... We agreed, uncle, don't lie to me and keep watch over me for your nephew!" Zhang Chulan was reluctant to leave, looking back every step, and finally walked into the toilet alone.

Rong Shan looked around and knew that the Thief God and the Thief Saint were nearby. He turned his head and decisively used his body skills. He ran more than 200 meters away as fast as a flash of lightning...

"Uncle Master? Uncle Master? Uncle Master, why did you run away again!" A helpless cry came from the toilet: "I had a big one this time, I even squatted down!"

……

At this moment, the patient hunter hidden in the dark is staring at his prey with wolf-like eyes.

【Zhu Bajie】Lv Liang under the mask snorted disdainfully when he saw the scene in his field of vision:

"Zhang Chulan is still trying to plot against us...haha, wishful thinking!"

The cassock allows for invisibility, and the mask allows for reconnaissance. The Journey to the West series is a set, and the effect will be better when used in combination.

The magical tool named [Western Paradise Two-Piece Set] currently only consists of a cassock and a mask. In the future, more equipment should be added to evolve into a Western Paradise three-piece set, a four-piece set, or even a five-piece set, to create a mass-produced ultimate six-piece set.

In fact, the main direction of the next piece of equipment has already been selected, which is a magical tool to enhance mobility, and try to add teleportation and acceleration functions.

It's just that Lao Ma is too busy to develop new magic tools; and Lu Piao can't think of the shape of the new suit for a while, so what should he copy from Journey to the West...

That day, Xia He, Gong Qing, and Lu Liang all went out to set a trap to ambush Zhang Chulan and the other three. They were equipped with the [Xi Tian Two-Piece Set]

The reason why Lu Piao did not wear the [Sun Wukong] mask when joining a group with his friends was not because of anything else but simply because he was not equipped with a brocade cassock.

RPG game players can all understand that feeling. It is so uncomfortable to wear an incomplete set of equipment!

Corresponding to the hidden function of the brocade cassock, the masks of the four masters and apprentices have their own vision function, imitating the "Eagle Eye Vision" function in "Assassin's Creed", and are carefully crafted reconnaissance tools.

Not only human beings, but all things in the world contain the existence of Qi and are constructed based on the principles of Qi, just like the common reconnaissance vision in stealth games.

Three-dimensional perspective image!

After the detection function of the Journey to the West Mask is turned on, the user has a 360-degree God's perspective and can observe everything based on Qi.

The Qi of objects is white, the Qi of ordinary people and animals is blue, and the Qi of extraordinary people who can mobilize the innate Qi is marked as red.

The strange arts used by the strange people also have red outlines, which is why Xia He was able to avoid Xu Xiang's human magnetic field that attacked from behind that day.

Because in her vision, she clearly saw a long red magnetic field extending from under the ground, trying to stab her in the back.

What Lu Liang saw at this moment was that the little red man representing Zhang Chulan was ambushing behind the toilet door, trying to launch a surprise counterattack against the attacker!

Lu Liang said hesitantly: "The chances are not great this time, shall we go?"

Gong Qing smiled indifferently:

"Go! Why not? The Taoist priests have made room for us. Don't let everyone down!"

Lu Liang lamented:

"After the training we've done over the past few days, Zhang Chulan has made great progress. It's impossible for him to be as accurate as before. He's becoming more and more difficult to deal with.

It would be great if I could borrow Third Brother's mirror. That is a real weapon to smuggle people, and it can be used to use force in a perfect invisible state.

Unlike the Brocade Robe, it will be exposed as soon as it is attacked."