Under One Person: Lifting the Ball to Soar

Even those bald old thugs in the Tantric sect are not as good as a single toe of my old Taoist master!"

Tian Jinzhong raised his two missing wrists, waved his sleeves, and said half-seriously:

"Hey! Brother, you can't say that! If it gets out, the monks from the Tantric sect will come and cause trouble.

When people in the circle hear this, they will also think that there is something wrong with the moral integrity of our Tianshi Mansion!"

When talking about Tantric Buddhism, most people, especially those outside the circle, first think of Joy Zen, and even regard it as someone’s unique skill.

In fact, Joy Zen is not even a top-ranked method of protecting and spreading the teachings of Tantric Buddhism. It’s just that it is too topical, and the lamas sometimes do something really cool, directly using the images of male and female Buddhas as models and bringing out actual statues for people to worship…

Compared with Tantric Buddhism, Taoism's research on matters between men and women is just as extensive, or even more so. It's just that people in the Central Plains are more reserved, using the term "dual cultivation" to refer to it, which doesn't easily lead people to make any negative associations.

The old Taoist priest’s claim that “no one understands dual cultivation better than me” is not bragging.

The practice of Taoism cannot avoid Yin and Yang. If one wants to go deeper into Taoism, one must further study the sexual intercourse and dual cultivation between men and women from the general concept of "Yin and Yang".

Even though the old Taoist priest is a true Taoist who has cut off love, since he is the best Taoist priest in the world, he is definitely the best master in theory of dual cultivation.

The old master snorted coldly, no longer paying attention to this talkative junior brother, and patiently said to his disciple:

"Lingyu, listen carefully and practice with confidence. I guarantee that there will be no problems!"

Zhang Lingyu wiped the sweat from his forehead due to extreme embarrassment, endured the awkwardness in his heart, and listened attentively to his master teaching him the way of yin and yang...

This young Taoist priest, who had been a monk since childhood and claimed to have a firm heart for Taoism, certainly did not fall into depravity overnight and indulge in love affairs between men and women. In order to enhance his interest in love, he flattered himself and went to a respected master to learn the skills of starting.

It was actually Xia He's desire to create a method of Yin and Yang for lovemaking.

Xia He was born an extraordinary person and came from a wild background. It was obviously a fantasy for him to accomplish this feat on his own.

If you want to achieve something, the Zhengyi School, which has the most solid theoretical foundation and relevant knowledge and does not prohibit marriage, is the best choice.

Therefore, Xia He, who was eager to found a new sect, came to Zhang Lingyu for help. Although Zhang Lingyu felt so awkward that he wanted to bang his head against the wall, he was still willing to die in front of the person he respected the most, so he naturally came to the old Taoist priest for help.

Xia He has not been busy these days just dancing, singing songs, drinking magic potion, and teasing Zhang Lingyu under the protection of Tiangang Disha and 108 singing and dancing masters.

The path of spiritual practice has not been slowed down at all, and has even been greatly explored and expanded.

Realizing that love and career complement each other and go hand in hand, Xia He uses Zhang Lingyu as a messenger to ask the old Taoist priest for advice on how to establish the Hehuan Sect.

At this point, this method has been almost completed. All that is left is for people to practice it and then make some minor adjustments.

The only thing missing is to give this method a name.

……

"Haha! We did it! Third brother, we did it!"

Lu Liang and Gong Qing returned to the secret base in a hurry and happily. The bespectacled guy with a pot-cut hair was holding a ball of blue Qi in his hand and kept showing it off.

The old saying "If you're not afraid of thieves, then keep them in mind" is true. Zhang Chulan was on guard day and night and tried his best, but in the end he was still tricked.

After so many days, the Taoists in the Tianshi Mansion realized that the Thief God and the Thief Saint would not harm Zhang Chulan's life at all, so they were no longer so concerned about protecting Zhang Chulan, and the guards were no longer so strict.

Lu Liang never revealed his soul-clearing technique, and no one, including Zhang Chulan, could guess the real purpose of knocking people out.

Gradually, the ten minutes required to read the Soul Enlightenment Technique was broken.

Although the disciples of Tianshi Mansion had relaxed, Zhang Chulan was still cautious and asked Feng Baobao to rush there immediately if he was attacked.

However, Feng Baobao was too naive after all. Gong Qing and Lu Liang, two experts in stirring up trouble, used a little trick to divert this biggest obstacle.

The secret of successfully extracting Zhang Chulan's memory.

Gong Qing was very proud. His hard work over the past few days had finally paid off... Although, these days in Tianshi Mansion were the most enjoyable and wonderful time he had ever had in his life:

"Lv Piao, do you want to know what secrets Zhang Chulan has?"

Lu Piao was busy working in front of the Bat Supercomputer without the Batman logo. Hearing this, he replied:

"Whatever, if you want to tell me, I'll listen. I don't want to invade other people's privacy."

"Don't invade other people's privacy?" Xia He, who was standing next to him, asked back strangely, and then laughed:

"Then why do you always ask me to edit the video of us having sex for you?"

Lu Piao is conscientiously remixing, reordering and editing the shots taken by Huandie.

Shenji Intelligent works fast, is highly efficient, and can provide good quality assurance, but it is not very mature.

Some of the automatically generated images have messy camera language. If you want to pursue perfection, you need to spend time and effort to remake them.

I don't know if it's because it's easier for an alien to perform beautiful dance moves, or because Xia He is naturally charming, or maybe she's worked hard to master this art...

I think it should be all three. With the help of two-digit fantasy butterflies and three-digit singing and dancing like flowers, Xia He, with full special effects, shows off her stunning dance moves that are as gorgeous as a plum and as charming as a thousand other forms.

It’s a pity that there are only shots of dancing, and they are gone at the crucial moment…

In fact, Xia He is not so shameless that she even asked the great and generous Lv Piao to help edit the video. It was Lv Piao who asked for it. Since he has been away from home, he has not found a suitable way to support his parents. If he can become a well-known UP, it will undoubtedly be a way to make money.

Lu Piao happened to have an account with a popular base. He wanted to wait until the hype died down and then upload Xia He's Demon Dance to the video account of [Meng Dashuai] to see if he could make some pocket money.

Gong Qing chuckled obscenely: "Lü Piao, it turns out you can also act like a hooligan!"

As if facing two hopeless pieces of rotten wood, Lu Piao excitedly pointed at Xia He first, then at the other two same-sex friends, and excitedly counted [one], [eight], and [one] plus [eight]:

"One hundred and eight! One hundred and eight Ruhuas are serving these two! Do you think this is something a normal person can do?

That is a spectacle that has never been seen in human history! What's wrong with me wanting to learn from this moment of star-studded human beings? ! "

Chapter 193 My precious robe

Lu Liang woke up from his dream in the early morning by the crackling sound of raindrops hitting the glass.

The bed in the room was placed next to the window. When you sat up from the bed and turned your head, you could see out the window.

The morning mist and drizzle between the beautiful waters and bright mountains make the scenery dreamy and like a fairyland.

The boy stared blankly at the morning rain outside the window for a long time, then sighed:

"It would be great if the rain could continue like this forever..."

……

There was a sudden light rain that lasted the whole morning.

The clouds have cleared and the rain has stopped. The sky is clear and blue, and the world is brand new.

Under the scorching midday sun, the drizzle that visited Longhu Mountain soon disappeared, leaving only the moist soil in the shade and the fresh fragrance of grass and trees.

Secluded in the mountains, between the hills and beside the water, the wooden house in the forest that was secretly built in the dark night has come to an end.

This time it was a sunny day and large-scale construction began again at the same location. Dozens of people, like oxen and horses, waving tools in their hands, climbed up and down to demolish the houses.

Lu Piao felt that this rain was falling just to see him off:

"Hey, it's raining at the right time, otherwise the dust from the demolition would have been full!"

Under his command, the hardworking Ruhuas dismantled the modular wooden house and stacked the different dismantled materials in different places according to different panels and numbers, just like playing with Lego, and then collected them back with the Poké Ball.

Gong Qing stopped a 'lost' Ruhua from approaching and told it to go to Lv Liang's side. It was carrying the floor, while he was on the wall. After hearing what Lv Piao said, he said:

"If there hadn't been this rain, we could have pumped water from the lake to pour around the house to suppress the dust. You don't lack labor anyway."

Xia He, Gong Qing and Lu Liang were also helping. Although they were all capable workers with excellent civil engineering skills, they still lacked the necessary skills to do the work and needed someone to watch over them and direct them.

Lu Piao was a forgetful person to begin with, and with such a large project and so many Ruhua workers, the other three friends helped to supervise the work and correct any inconsiderate things that Ruhua did while working.

Lu Liang asked Ruhua, the other one who had 'lost her way' to his side, to turn around. She was moving furniture and should go to Xia He's side.

The boy adjusted his glasses and said with regret:

"I don't know if I'll have the chance to command them to play again..."

Controlling these magical puppets to do this and that according to your own wishes is much more interesting than remote control cars or remote control planes.

"Actually, after looking at their faces for a long time, they are quite cute..." Xia He felt even more regretful.

As they are all dance partners who have "fought" together, she has deeper feelings for these magical dolls.

"Lü Piao, does Master Ma have a problem with his aesthetic taste? He gave Ruhua such long eyelashes that flutter like a small fan.

But why not give them eyebrows? It makes them look like ghosts, fierce, cruel and eerie. "

Lu Piao thought for a moment and said:

“Maybe the lack of eyebrows is just to scare people. You all know what kind of people are like. They only care about fists.

When Lao Ma created Ruhua in the past, he probably thought that Ruhua’s main function was to be used for fighting with others.

The whole scary shape of the underworld may be to make it more intimidating. "

Lu Piao is in charge of the overall situation... Well, the hard work is done by Ruhua, and the supervisory work is done by Xia He and the other three. There is no overall situation for him to be in charge of.

The three of them worked together and quickly completed the demolition work. They left Longhu Mountain and found a private room in a restaurant in the city to have a farewell dinner.

Lu Liang poured Xia He a glass of wine and asked curiously:

"Sister Xia, aren't you going to say goodbye to Zhang Lingyu?"

Xia He supported her face with one hand, picked up the wine glass and took a sip, her eyes flashing with dangerous light, and said charmingly:

"Leaving without saying goodbye is what I wanted. I even broke the SIM card and threw it in the trash.

I will be getting a new card soon, so please remember my new contact information."

Gong Qing rubbed his teeth after hearing this and said sympathetically:

"So your [Heart-piercing Plan] has begun? I used to be a little envious of Zhang Lingyu, but now I just think he is unlucky for the rest of his life."

Lu Liang nodded in approval, completely agreeing with his friend's opinion.

Xia He spat lightly and scolded unhappily:

"What is the [Heart-Destroying Plan]? My plan is called the [Heart-Stealing Plan]!"

Lu Piao, who was concentrating on eating, complained:

"Have you ever thought that if the genders were swapped, it would be a dark story that would go all the way to the hometown..."

If Xia He is a boy, Zhang Lingyu is a girl.

A notorious scoundrel, through peeping, pestering, taking advantage of opportunities, and various other ways of picking up girls, plucked out a noble, pure, kind, and innocent female knight from a famous family, and then used a series of tricks such as threatening with X-rays to make her fall completely...

It’s really the lower person who opened the door for the lower person, and the lower person has finally arrived home!