Under One Person: Lifting the Ball to Soar

How come you two are so unlucky recently that you came a step late, and now I can’t contact him..."

Gong Qing, Lu Liang: "..."

Damn it, my brother and I are being hunted down by the most professional and classy group of idiots and bald donkeys in the world!

Chapter 207: Lv Piao has an outstanding character and cultivation

Gong Qing's heart skipped a beat when he heard Xia He say that Lu Piao couldn't be contacted now.

When Lu Liang heard Xia He say that she had contacted Lu Piao before, his heart was filled with joy.

"Sister Xia, how did you get in touch with the third brother? We tried, but the phone call was not connected, and the various social media accounts were also offline."

Lu Liang was in high spirits and excited. He optimistically believed that this was an example of successfully finding someone. Since Xia He could do it, he could follow his example!

"Xia He, what do you mean by we were a step late? Did Lv Piao disappear again after you contacted him?"

Gong Qing is not a blindly optimistic person. Xia He asked him and Lu Liang to go to the territories of Niu Bizi and Bald Donkey to pray to gods and Buddhas. This life advice can be described as extremely desolate and shocking!

Xia He looked at the two little guys with sympathy, sighed sadly, and explained that it was Lu Piao who took the initiative to contact her that day to ask her about the recent situation of Gong Qing and Lu Liang...

As Xia He spoke, he stood up from the sofa, walked to the bookshelf in the living room, took out paper and pen, sat down at the huge rosewood eight-immortals table with translucent glazed glass, and bent his head to write quickly.

I have finished the brief introduction and have also finished writing what is on the paper.

Xia He tore off two pages of filled paper from the notebook, returned to the sofa, and handed it to Gong Qing.

Gong Qing took the paper in his hand and looked at the incomprehensible words on it with a confused look on his face:

Tiandi Pavilion - Thunderbolt Toad;

Honghuang Palace - the flowers are falling;

Glorious chapter - I am a big country bumpkin Q;

Dominate the world - the netherworld falls;

……

Everything I write is of this type, either extremely childish, or full of silliness, or very confusing, or uses very surreal words.

Lu Liang took one from Gong Qing and looked at it blankly. He stared at a few familiar words and said uncertainly:

"I think I've seen some of this somewhere before..."

Gong Qing asked Xia He for confirmation:

"Is there some secret code on it? Can we find Lu Piao with these things?"

"These are the zone names and corresponding nicknames of major online games."

Xia He gave a helpless bitter smile and explained why Lu Piao could only be contacted through the game.

Lu Liang immediately understood, and recalled in his mind the scene of someone playing games day and night. Sometimes when he was bored, he would watch from the side, and even logged into several accounts to help with daily tasks.

"No wonder it looks familiar, there are things I've played in here before!" After sighing, he exclaimed in admiration:

"As expected of the Third Brother, you are wise but appear foolish! Steady as a rock!

Unlike this kid Gong Qing, who looks clever and clever on the surface but is actually a fool at heart!

If he had the foresight of the third brother and understood the unreliability of electronic communications, the company would not have been able to find out our true identities through the communication network!"

Gong Qing was used to Lu Liang, the idiot, always putting the blame on himself, but at this moment he was still very angry. The exposure of his identity was an extremely huge pain point!

The exposure of their identities made the two wanted criminals. With their powerful magic weapons like plug-ins, running away and playing hide-and-seek were not a problem, but in modern society, they cannot do anything without their ID cards!

Gong Qing and Lu Liang, two role models who are determined to make trouble, have prepared several fake identities.

But those fake identities were also obtained through the help of people in the circle.

This time the job was too cruel. Once their identities were exposed, the people who made the fake certificates for them were found to have lost their professional ethics and betrayed their clients.

The two unlucky guys were directly sold to various forces, and all those fake ID cards were scrapped!

The company used technological means to arrest the wanted man, and the strange people used metaphysical divination to calculate his whereabouts, forcing Lu Liang and Gong Qing to dress as women to avoid pursuit!

Modern society is a huge network of relationships. In the electronic age, people leave traces behind. Lu Liang cried to Xia He about the pain of being an illegal resident.

The company's technological monitoring methods are truly amazing. They dare not reveal their true faces in places where there are cameras, and they cannot even guarantee basic food, clothing, housing and transportation.

Xia He listened with sympathy, and then said [Mighty and domineering, I am still the queen]:

“I had a similar experience. The company also monitored me before, and it was like a dog-skin plaster.

But how could those useless couriers possibly catch me?

I did everything right under the nose of the company, and those idiots knew nothing about it. Thinking about it now, it was really fun and exciting!"

"You should stop bragging. The company's staff are all professionally trained. Their surveillance level is definitely the best in the industry..."

Gong Qing couldn't stand Xia He's boasting, so he gave the company a thumbs up for its business performance, and then said sarcastically:

"You can live such a comfortable life, all thanks to Master Ma. Once the magic weapon is unlocked, it's like unlocking a cheat for the entire map.

Not only are the people in the circle as obvious as fireflies in the dark, but even their kindness, malice, emotions and mentalities are all marked for you.

If Lu Liang and I hadn’t revealed our true identities, we could still be free and easy even if we were hunted by all the strange people in the world…”

Gong Qing felt very unbalanced. Comparing yourself with others makes you feel nauseous. Xia He’s work is even better than theirs, but why is there such a big difference in their character?

She drives a luxury car, lives in a villa, goes in and out of high-end places all day long, and even orders her maids around are top stars!

Then look at myself and Lu Liang, wearing women's clothes, living under a bridge, going hungry, always being chased by soldiers, not being able to eat or sleep well, and facing the pressure of survival that makes people collapse all the time...

Damn! Compared with what I faced during the Jiashen Incident, those eight idiots were nothing compared to me!

Lu Liang shook the paper recording Lu Piao's Internet Addiction Level and asked:

"Since you know so many nicknames, why can't you contact Third Brother?"

Xia He said resentfully:

"I recently noticed that he is no longer online."

"What the hell!" Gong Qing and Lu Liang exclaimed in unison, their voices so loud that they almost blew the roof off. This news was even more incredible than alien invasion of the earth!

Lu Liang asked with a trembling voice:

"What happened to the third brother?"

Xia He sighed:

"What other reason could there be? I'm not having fun."

Gong Qing asked doubtfully:

"What kind of man is he to help that guy get rid of his Internet addiction?"

Xia He pointed at her nose and said with a sense of guilt:

"because I."

Gong Qing, Lu Liang: "..."

Xia He said regretfully:

"I originally wanted to find out Brother Piao's specific address so that I could arrange for someone to deliver food to him every day..."

Lü Liang couldn't understand and said:

"What's this?"

Gong Qing was also doubtful at first, but when he inadvertently caught a glimpse of Xia He's stunning beauty and figure, he asked suspiciously:

"Who did you arrange?"

Xia He pointed toward the outside of the living room and said meaningfully:

"He's the kind of person who's ambitious!"

Lu Liang collapsed and held his head, complaining loudly:

"Shit! Is that a legitimate takeout?!"

Gong Qing was relatively calm. Since his life was at stake, he asked with an unpleasant expression:

"You arranged for someone to pick on Lu Piao, but what does this have to do with him quitting the game?"

Xia He explained the whole story to the two of them:

“I asked Lu Piao for the address, but he was not stupid. He knew it would threaten his chastity, so of course he refused to tell me.

I am also a busy man and don't have the energy to argue with him, so I picked out a few goddesses in the entertainment industry who the otakus like to YY and let them get the addresses based on their own abilities.

I also told them that whoever can capture Lu Piao will be accepted into the sect immediately, and his status will be second only to me, the Saint.

The group of goblins went crazy. They ran into the game and waited for Lu Piao 24 hours a day, using all their skills and tricks.

What about talking dirty on the live broadcast, sending X-photos and movies to his backstage, pretending to be pure, pretending to be vicissitudes, pretending to be empty, lonely and seeking comfort, cute, sexy, cold and beautiful, cheap...

In the game, they gave away equipment points crazily, and even swore to give away houses, cars, money, and sex toys with body fragrance...

That was really using every possible means, crazy harassment and temptation, 360-degree licking without blind spots...

Lu Piao came to me and begged me to let him go, telling me that he could no longer control himself. I was quite happy at the time, thinking that success was not far away.

Of course I won’t take back my order, and I will encourage those sluts to be more open, bold, and sexual…”

Xia He showed a melancholy expression of "helplessness as flowers fall", just like a big fish that took the bait but escaped. She said with great regret:

"Who knew Brother Piao would be so ruthless and quit the game to protect his virginity? It caught me off guard!"

Gong Qing and Lu Liang were both stunned and it took them a long time to come back to their senses!

Gong Qing said blankly:

"Oh my god! Is Lu Piao so morally upright? From what I've observed, that guy is most likely still a virgin!

This temptation is second only to the Heavenly Demon Dance that you performed with Zhang Lingyu, right? With such a cultivation of mind, even in the circle, he is definitely a top-notch existence!"

Lü Liang looked blankly at the paper in his hand filled with the nicknames of the third brother's game. He could imagine that those women would probably regard prostitution as their only goal in life for the rest of their lives...

"Fuck, being targeted by those female hooligans, all of my precious accounts must be ruined!"

Lu Liang narrowed his eyes, holding his chin with one hand, and estimated the loss of his third brother's life. Suddenly he thought of the highlight and said to Xia He proudly: