Under One Person: Lifting the Ball to Soar

There was a familiarity in Lu Feng's tone, as if he had tortured me thousands of times, and a hint of inexplicable bitterness in his words:

"What strange thing is that human going to do again?"

Ma Xianhong smiled embarrassedly, thinking about how to put it.

Lu Feng sighed softly:

"Just convey his original words."

"Then I will tell you what Brother Lu said directly, senior." Ma Xianhong was even more embarrassed.

If the other party was not Senior Lu Feng, there should not be any deception. If it were anyone else, they would have to polish Brother Lu's words first:

"Brother Lu said: You don't need to do anything else on Mount Tai this time. The only thing you need to do is to act cool... Um... Old Ma, go back to Penglai and learn how to act cool!

When you get there, hurry up and ask the big unicorn for advice on how to be cool, because time is running out!

Let Him seize the time to show you the best of all spirits and how to achieve the unity of heaven and earth.

Lu Feng's temperament and demeanor are second to none in the fairy world. Pay attention to his style, and use your Canwei Dan at full capacity. Watch and learn carefully!"

Ma Xianhong was in a state of panic and anxiety, and prayed that Senior Lu Feng would be magnanimous and not be angry with Brother Lu. He thought that this most benevolent and holy beast would not treat Brother Lu with the same attitude... I hope...

Seeing Lu Feng's meaningful look, Lao Ma laughed dryly and said:

"Senior, don't take it seriously. Brother Lu was just joking..."

Qilin appeared calm on the surface, but he felt mixed emotions in his heart. If he had heard the word "pain in the balls", he would probably feel phantom pain in his lower limbs at this moment.

Lu Feng stood up, and a majestic aura that spanned the ages and the sun and the moon emanated from him:

"In that case, then you should watch and learn carefully."

Ma Xianhong's eyes widened, firstly because Zhi Ling's demeanor was the most breathtaking, and secondly...

Old Ma thought with conviction:

[After seeing Senior Lu Feng's true demeanor, I finally understood the rigorous behavioral logic and necessity behind the prank. Brother Lu's judgment is still as perfect as ever...

When I return this time, I will shock the earth for 10,000 years! 】

Chapter 209: Street Stall Economy Has Great Potential

How about Dai Zongfu? Qi Lu is still young.

Chong Shenxiu, yin and yang cut faintly.

Zeng Yun was born with a chest swing, and he decided to enter the home bird.

It will be the top of the list, and the mountains are small.

The poem is written by the great poet Du Fu, and is a famous piece of work that will be remembered through the ages: "Viewing the Mountain".

If "Wang Yue" depicts other famous mountains, people would regard it as a majestic and heroic landscape poem.

But when people know that "Viewing the Mountain" depicts Mount Tai, they will naturally think that this poem is not about describing the scenery, but about using Mount Tai to express the author's lofty ambitions.

The factor that made it famous as "the best mountain in the world" is not the natural landscape, but the cultural history that runs through the entire Chinese civilization.

The main peak of Mount Tai, Jade Emperor Peak.

Nadutong consumed a lot of manpower and resources to seal off Mount Dongyue, but the number of tourists on the mountain today is no less than usual, but even more.

However, many of these tourists have rather strange appearances.

Those monks in monk's robes and Taoist robes can be considered to be dressed normally, but many of them are dressed like COSERS in third-rate comic conventions, some are dressed in a Shamatte style, some are old-fashioned, and are very non-mainstream!

Daiding Tianjie is nearly 1,500 meters above sea level, and the temperature is very low even in the hot summer.

But the tourists here were completely unaware, even the delicate little girl in hot pants and short sleeves didn't care at all:

"Damn! This is too fucking expensive!"

The short-haired girl with glasses burst out with a burst of vulgar words in her neutral and magnetic voice.

Behind the counter of a shop, a young man in a Nadoutong uniform said indifferently:

"These are the new prices today. If you think they're expensive, I think they're too expensive too!"

There are many shops on Tianjie Street near the top of Yuhuangding for tourists to buy the goods they need. There are good reasons why the prices in the scenic area are higher, especially since it is a difficult mountaintop to access. However...

The short-haired girl continued to curse:

"I thought I had never been to Mount Tai before. It's a hundred times more expensive! Even if it's a scenic spot, can you be more reasonable?

Are there any people as shady as you? You'll kill every one you can, and get rid of all the repeat customers. You won't do business with us anymore, right?"

The temporary salesperson at Nadutong said lazily, with a dead pig fearless of boiling water:

"From what I see, girl, you are a rookie who has just entered the industry and have never dealt with any companies, right?

Of course the company is shady!

Since we have contracted Mount Tai for a day and have the monopoly on its operations, is there anything strange about using a big knife to squeeze the fat out of you strange people?

It’s a one-time deal!”

"Who are you looking down on? You're just a rookie! I deal with bastards like you every day!" The short-haired girl shouted in dissatisfaction.

But just like what this know-it-all grandson said, the company is engaged in a monopoly business. If you want to buy something, you can't just run down the mountain and then run back. Even if Yiren is fast, there is no need to go through so much trouble!

The short-haired girl hesitated for a long time, but finally took out her phone to pay, and continued to curse:

"It's so damn shady! If I didn't know that the relevant departments couldn't punish you, I would have called 12315 to file a consumer complaint..."

The Nadutong employee behind the counter spread his hands, still looking as if he didn't know whether to buy or not.

The code scanning function has been turned on, but I still can't do it...

The more I think about it, the angrier I get, the more I think about it when I step back, the more I lose!

The short-haired girl raised her fists above her head and shouted rudely:

"Give me a smile!"

"Ah?" All the employees of Nadutong were confused.

The short-haired girl pointed at the two zeros on the price tag that were added crookedly with a water-based pen and said righteously:

"I want a consumption experience that matches the price, a shopping experience of top luxury goods! Show me a service industry smile! If you smile, I will buy!"

The store is big and bullies the customers. Nadutong is the largest and most arrogant store in the alien world, and it bullies people all the time.

The employees did not want to comply with the short-haired girl's request, mainly because no matter how much or how little the turnover was, not a penny would go into his pocket.

The Nadutong employee who served as a temporary salesperson looked very unhappy and complained about the company in his heart:

[Even if it's just a little share, it doesn't have to be more than 1%, just a little will be fine!

It’s so fucking evil! If I didn’t know that the relevant departments couldn’t punish you, I would have called 12333 to file a worker’s complaint! 】

There is no distinction between inside and outside, the company is black is the consensus of all aliens...

The short-haired girl hugged her shoulders, tapped her feet on the ground, and urged arrogantly:

"Quick! Give me a smile!"

The employees of Nadutong wanted to refuse on the spot, but the short-haired girl was not the only customer in the store, and the quarrel here also attracted many strangers who came to watch the fun.

Everyone gave thumbs up to the girl who cleaned up the market:

"Yes, give your aunt a smile!"

"I am a consumer too, give me a smile!"

"Hasn't Nadoutong taught you this in its employee training? What? You couriers can't even smile when facing customers?"

……

"Aliang, why are you so slow in buying food?" The freckled girl complained about her companion's dawdling behavior.

"Sister Xia, and...Ah Qing, come and try this grilled sausage."

The short-haired girl, or the cross-dressed Lu Liang, shared the sausages in her hand with Xia He and Gong Qing who was also in cross-dress.

The two were chased to the point where they had no way out and were about to die, but Xia He lent a hand at the critical moment and helped them escape.

After that, the two changed their names to Ah Liang and Ah Qing to conceal their identities, while still dressing as women.

With the conditions of the Hehuan Sect, it is easy to win over high-end female talents from all walks of life.

Ever since Xia He protected them, in order to avoid polluting their eyes, they hired a professional makeup artist.

Modern makeup should not be underestimated!

It can be said without exaggeration that makeup, one of the four major sorcery techniques in Asia, can be equated with the legendary human skin mask painting!

Nowadays, even if Gong Qing and Lu Liang dress up as women, it is not eye-catching. With the help of superb makeup, the two cross-dressing guys look quite delicate and have the temperament of beautiful girls next door.

At this moment, even if Gong Qing and Lu Liang’s biological mother came over, they would definitely not be able to recognize their son!

Hearing Gong Qing's complaints, Lu Liang gestured excitedly and said:

"Don't underestimate what's in your hand. This is no ordinary grilled sausage!"

Upon hearing this, Gong Qing took a look at it, took another bite, and feeling the familiar taste in his mouth, he asked in confusion:

“Isn’t this just an ordinary grilled sausage?”

Lu Liang shouted loudly:

"Can you believe that three sausages cost four figures?"

Xia He looked at the long strip of food that Lu Liang stuffed into her face with disgust:

"How dare you buy sausages for a lady!"

Then he threw it away.

The two cross-dressing guys who were eating with their mouths full of oil were stunned when they heard it. Lu Liang reacted immediately, jumping out like a dog, and catching the grilled sausage in the air with his mouth like a dog.

He did a neat backflip, and after landing, he held something in his mouth and mumbled:

"Don't waste such expensive food!"

Gong Qing reacted, looked down at her fairy-like outfit, and suddenly felt that the food in her hand was a little unbearable to look at: