Genshin Impact short video, the death penalty at the beginning scared Fu Fu to tears

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[Ying: Laugh now, or you will be envious to death later]

[Hu Tao: No need to, I don’t like eating chicken]

Ying opened another one, this time it was not a sweet flower stuffed chicken, but three sweet flowers.

[Kaeya: We in the Knights Order have received professional training. Normally, we wouldn’t laugh in situations like this unless we couldn’t hold it back. Hahahaha]

[Bennett: Traveler, I feel like we would be a good pair. Do you want to join Benny's adventure group?]

Paimon felt a little distressed, "How about I open one?"

"It's okay, Paimon, you don't understand. In other worlds, this kind of blind box draw usually has a guaranteed reward."

Ying opened the ninth one, the edgeless sword, the novice spear, and the training greatsword.

She criticized them all.

The tenth.

Ying rubbed her hands together, "Let's just guarantee the minimum, open it!"

"Obtained secret technique, Wind Style: Rasenshuriken: Modified"

"Infusing the wind element into the tip of the sword can condense a shuriken with cutting power."

"It is extremely powerful and can instantly destroy enemies at the level of the Puppet Sword Ghost."

Everyone was silent.

[Ying: @Kaiya, why aren't you laughing anymore? Are you trying to hold it in now? ]

[Kaia: Face]

[Tadalia: Not bad, Traveler. Let's have a competition sometime.]

[Kumi: Destroying that kind of enemy instantly is too outrageous.]

[Wendy: Let you be the God of Wind, hey]

[Barbara: Wendy, you are still saying this! Come and confess! ]

Qin in the office was full of confidence in the travelers again.

Although this person is a little funny and what she says is hard to understand, it is now certain that she can really be a help to the Knights.

'The rewards have been distributed, it's almost time for dinner'

'Let me show you a show about food'

Prepare to play video: "Everyone can be a god of food"

Chapter 31 I was fooled. It was an advertisement, but I didn’t know what it was.

Everyone Can Be a God of Cookery

People in Teyvat continent, what do you think when you see this title? It’s almost time for dinner, but they’re showing a food video. Is that intentional or accidental?

[Paimon: It’s a food show, alas, traveler]

[Ying: You digest it too quickly, haven’t we just finished eating? ]

[Xiangling: Everyone, if you want to eat after watching this, you can come to Wanmin Hall. I have found several ingredients that can be used to make dishes from another world.]

[Hu Tao: Xiangling, you have learned all my advertising skills.]

[Yae Shenzi: Ying, come and see, this is a good opportunity to become the God of Food, if you miss it, you will miss it.]

[Lei Movie: Sure, would you like to try it?]

[Kujo Sara: General, can I come with the priest? The two of us can make a more objective assessment.]

[Yae Shenzi: Sara, don't take me with you. I still want to live a few more years. Oh, don't thunder.]

In the picture, Uncle Zhong is wearing a classic white vest and sitting outside the courtyard to enjoy the cool air.

At this moment, Guoba, holding a Guanhong version of a lollipop in his mouth, passed by him.

"Hey, pretty boy."

"Huh?" Guoba looked confused.

"I see that you are an amazing person, a one-in-a-million cooking genius, so I'll sell you this cooking secret book for ten dollars!"

Guoba looked at Uncle Zhong as if he was looking at something. In this day and age, how can anyone still believe in this? Anyway, I don't believe it.

It turned around and left.

"Wait, if you think the cheats are not suitable, there is a quick version."

Uncle Zhong calmly took out a pack of "Zhongli Brand MSG".

'If you add Zhongli brand MSG, everyone can be a god of food'

The scene zooms out and it turns out to be the TV commercial that Yae and Kokomi were watching in the store.

[Hu Tao: Keqing, this dress doesn’t suit your usual temperament, but it unexpectedly fits you. How come? Hahaha, do you want to try it on?]

[Mandrill: No respect for the immortal master! 】

[Wendy: I ​​think it's quite suitable too. How about having one made to order?]

[Zhongli: Hall Master, I am a guest official of the Wangsheng Hall. When I go out, I am the face of the Wangsheng Hall. I cannot lose my manners.]

on the screen.

Xin Hai questioned, "Is it really that powerful? If it is used, everyone can become a god of food?"

Yaejinko poured tea and rinsed the bowls. "Oh, of course the advertisements have to be as exaggerated as possible. Boss! I want a serving of pissing beef balls!"

"Let me tell you, there are a lot of false advertisements nowadays."

Just as Yae Shinko finished saying this, Ying's voice came from the kitchen, "Okay! One serving of piss beef balls!"

Not only Yae Shinko and Xinhai, but even Uncle Zhong on TV was shocked!

Huh? Ying is a chef?!

I'm afraid I won't be able to leave this store today.

Narrator: What exactly happened will be even more exciting after the commercial!

Zhongli brand mosquito coils are the common choice of the Seven Stars of Liyue. They are very effective and light up as soon as one touch is applied.

[Paimon: (stomps his feet) Why are there so many ads? ]

[Laila: Is this... a MSG advertisement or a mosquito coil advertisement?]

[Yaejinko: Oh my, Miss Military Advisor of Umijima, it seems like we two won’t be able to leave that store today.]

[Coral Palace Xinhai: Lord Palace Administrator, isn’t that a bit too exaggerated? After all, the General has already opened a store.]

This video is obviously a second creation, because even the background is not in Teyvat.

So everyone was not so reserved and started joking around in the chat room.

The advertisement ends and the scene turns to the kitchen, where Ying, wearing a chef's apron, is sawing beef with an electric saw.

(Back to the Soul Night BGM) Yae Shenzi introduced mysteriously: "Lei Dianying, nicknamed the Double Blade Cooking God, has a terrifying urban legend because of her extremely special cooking method. Anyone who sees her cooking will!!!!"

The BGM reached a weird climax, Ying was slashing around with two swords, the scene was extremely horrifying.

Yae Miko: "Turn it off." (referring to the BGM on TV)

Xinhai: "I'm sorry, I just wanted to use suitable music to set off the atmosphere."

As Xinhai finished speaking, Ying slapped a bowl of indescribable food on the table for the two of them and said, "Eat!"

Xinhai was terrified, "Do you really want to eat? Isn't it said that Inazuma's general can't cook?"

Yae Shinko: "It won't kill anyone if you try."

[Yae Shenzi: You will die, don’t eat it]

[Coral Palace Xinhai: Do you want to make an appointment with a doctor or something? ]

[Lei Movie: General, she has tried very hard, Shenzi, why don’t you eat?]

The TV lights up at the right time.

Uncle Zhong: "As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, then who will? The task of punishing evil and maintaining peace in the canteen is now left to you, okay?"

Guoba said with a firm expression, "Yes!"

Xinhai was about to taste the food. His trembling chopsticks and fearless expression were very touching.

[Miko Yae: It doesn’t look like the one he acted]

[Lei Movie: Is it really that scary? ]

She ate it!

She's chewing!

Everyone watching the video held their breath.

Especially Goro, his palms were sweating, and his tail was wagging in panic, "You must not be in any trouble, Lord Coral Palace!"

However, the next moment, the situation reversed!

Heart sea bursting clothes!

“It’s so delicious aaaaaaaaaaaa!”

“Why is it so delicious?!”

Thor: "Because I put in the "Zhongli Brand MSG", everyone can be the God of Cookery."

Yae: "Zhongli MSG" is really suitable for home travel, cooking, murder and arson.

Thor/Yae: "Necessary medicine!"

The picture zooms out, and Uncle Zhong and Guoba on the sofa look at the advertisement on TV, "What the hell???" (Old man's subway cell phone.JPG)

Narrator: Zhongli TV, every show has a surprise! No one knows what will be shown next!

The video ends.