Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"You are just like a donkey. You never get enough every day. Besides, didn't you promise He Yushui one thing? What's wrong with promising Xiao'e another one?" Fang Meng said with a blushing face.

"Hey, Xiao Meng, you've learned bad habits from Lin Fan and even started to make dirty jokes. Don't say that in front of me. I'm a virgin!" Lou Xiao'e looked at Fang Meng with disdain.

"Okay, you're pretending to be serious with me. Let me teach you a lesson!"

Fang Meng chased after Lou Xiaoe and started playing with them. Lin Fan shook his head helplessly.

However, during the fight, Lou Xiao'e slipped and was about to fall. Fang Meng hurriedly tried to hold her, but her clothes on her chest were torn, and Lou Xiao'e still fell down into the arms of Lin Fan who was working.

Lin Fan was making a dressing box when suddenly there was a person in his arms, with his chest open, revealing a white area.

"what!"

Lou Xiao'e screamed, quickly stood up while pinching her clothes on her chest, then looked for a gap on the ground to get in.

"Brother Lin Fan, what did you see just now?" Fang Meng came over and asked.

"I didn't see anything. I was just making a dressing box. I was thinking about the design and how to make it look good!" Lin Fan looked calm and composed.

"Is it white? Is it big?" Fang Meng suddenly asked.

"It's quite white, but not as big as yours! Ahem, I mean this wood is really white!"

Lin Fan blurted out without thinking, and as soon as he said it, he immediately realized that something was wrong and started to make amends.

"This is fragrant wood, how can it be white!"

Fang Meng rolled her eyes and then began to comfort Lou Xiao'e.

"Well, it's just that Brother Lin Fan looked at you. Look at your face, it's as red as a monkey's butt. One look won't cost you a piece of meat, and you have two pieces!"

"Xiao Meng, are you comforting me?" Lou Xiao'e asked in disbelief.

"Yes, I'm good to you?" Fang Meng said proudly.

"Okay, that's good comfort. Don't comfort me next time!"

Lou Xiao'e was a little upset. This couple was really enough. Lin Fan saw her naked and said that she was white enough but not big enough. Fang Meng comforted her and said that she would not lose any meat.

"Oh, don't worry about it. Brother Lin Fan gave me a lot of clothes. How about I give you a set? Come with me!" Fang Meng took Lou Xiao'e to pick out clothes.

"That Meng'er, why don't you stop giving her clothes? They're not suitable!" Lin Fan hesitated to speak.

"Not suitable? What's inappropriate? I want it. Come on, Xiao Meng, take me to change!"

Then Lou Xiao'e was taken by Fang Meng to change into OL clothes, nurse clothes and even ancient costumes.

"Xiao Meng, didn't Lin Fan give you any decent clothes?"

"Aren't these improper? Aren't they quite nice looking?" Fang Meng asked curiously.

"Forget it, I'm going home to change my clothes. I'll come and play with you next time!"

After saying that, Lou Xiao'e covered her chest and ran back home.

"Brother Lin Fan, Xiao'e doesn't seem to like the clothes you gave me!"

"How could she appreciate it? She doesn't deserve to wear your clothes!" Lin Fan replied casually.

"Really? By the way, Brother Lin Fan, did my dad ask us to go back for dinner?"

"That's right!"

"Then I want to bring some fruits and gifts back to my parents, is that okay?" Fang Meng asked tentatively.

"Just take whatever you want. You can take whichever you want. We don't lack these things at home!"

Lin Fan didn't care at all. My father-in-law and mother-in-law married their precious daughter to me, and Meng'er didn't even go to college for me. How could I be stingy with such a small thing?

At around five o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Fan and Fang Meng went out carrying large and small bags.

"Lin Fan, are you going back to your father-in-law's house?"

Yan Bugui, who was guarding the gate, was drooling at the sight of the bags that Lin Fan and the others were carrying.

"Yes, let's go to my father-in-law's house for dinner!"

"You are too extravagant. These fruits, milk powder, biscuits, pig's trotters, these must cost a lot of money, right? If you don't know, you would think you are going to propose marriage!"

"Uncle, these things you mentioned are not as precious as my wife. They are just material possessions. I won't talk to you anymore. Let's go!" After saying that, Lin Fan and Fang Meng rode their bikes out of the courtyard.

Chapter 237 Return to Fang Meng's Home 2

"Brother Lin Fan, Uncle Three's eyes almost popped out of his head just now. It seems like he is coveting these things!"

Fang Meng was riding her bike, smiling happily.

"How could Old Yan have seen these? Even if he had money, he wouldn't be willing to buy them. He likes to hold the money tightly in his hands. I guess he's afraid of being poor!"

Lin Fan sighed. From the second half of the TV series, it can be seen that Yan Bugui is quite good at saving money. He bought a TV and lent money to Yan Jiecheng and his wife to open a restaurant.

From this we can see that being frugal does not necessarily mean you can save money, but few people can do it as well as Uncle Sanda.

When they arrived at Fang Meng's home, his father-in-law and mother-in-law warmly welcomed them.

"Since you're here, why bring these? They're all quite expensive!"

Mother-in-law Wang Mei felt sorry for the money and couldn't help but say something.

"What's wrong with asking him to show his filial piety? Their monthly salary is over a hundred yuan, which they can't spend all. He just buys something for them, so there's no need to feel bad for them!" Fang Dahai interrupted.

"It's their own business if they have money. Can't they keep the money they earn for themselves? They will have to raise children in the future, and the expenses will be huge then!"

Wang Mei gave Fang Dahai a reproachful look, and then Fang Dahai didn't dare to speak anymore.

"I'm going to cook, you guys chat first!" Wang Mei said again, then walked into the kitchen.

"Lin Fan, how is Yi Zhonghai? Today was supposed to be the family reunion party he and Sha Zhu were hosting, right?"

"That's right, but today Shazhu's biological father He Daqing hosted a banquet to welcome him back to the Siheyuan. Whether it's Yi Zhonghai's recognition banquet or He Daqing's welcoming banquet, they are both banquets. There's no difference. People in the courtyard don't care who invited them."

When talking about this matter, Lin Fan laughed. Yi Zhonghai really got nothing in return.

"The feng shui in your yard must be bad, that's why there are all kinds of monsters and ghosts!" Fang Dahai suddenly said in a mysterious voice.

"Dad, do you still believe this? The neighbors' behavior is just a reflection of human nature. They are selfish and only seek benefits for themselves, so there are always problems in the yard. In my opinion, our courtyard is a miniature society, experiencing all kinds of social conditions, and these things that happen are not surprising!"

Fang Meng is a prospective college student, so how could she believe in feudal superstitions? She thinks that every animal in the yard represents a type of person in society, and that such people can be found everywhere, but their yard is a little special, which brings these people together.

"Meng'er is right. If you regard what happened in the yard as a big show, then life is actually quite colorful. If you are not a match for the beasts in this yard, then life will naturally be in dire straits. If the beasts are not your match, then they are just the seasoning to enrich your life. Who am I, your son-in-law? It's like playing to deal with these beasts. It's effortless!"

Lin Fan nodded. Who would dare to provoke him in this Siheyuan where all the demons were rampant? The Siheyuan God of War He Yuzhu? Yi Zhonghai, the Moral God? Jia Zhangshi, the Necromancer? All of them were vulnerable.

"Young people have a good mentality. If there were so many bad things in our yard every day, I would have thought about moving a long time ago!" Fang Dahai said with a smile.

"Just keep a calm mindset. Look how happy Meng'er and I are every day. We are truly the epitome of enjoying life!"

"Yeah, you guys are enjoying life. If you don't have kids, how can you not enjoy life?"

Speaking of this, Fang Dahai felt a little resentful. Once a person gets older, he would want to enjoy the company of his grandchildren, but these two have no intention of having children at all. They just eat, drink and have fun every day.

Lin Fan actually wanted to say that young people in later generations are like this, they don't want to have children at all, isn't it good for the couple to live together? After all, if you have children, you have to take responsibility, and you will have to worry about a lot of things at that time, and the financial burden will also increase.

Therefore, young people in later generations basically do not have children, and only start having children when they are really forced to do so.

"Dad, don't worry. Meng'er and I will definitely have a baby. She's still a child now. She might not be ready to give birth to a baby. Let's wait a few more years!"

Lin Fan pushed all the blame onto his young wife, leaving Fang Meng bewildered.

Why are you blaming me? I really want to give birth to a child for Brother Lin Fan, but Brother Lin Fan is afraid that it will affect our world of two people, so he refuses to do so. I don't want to take the blame.

Fang Meng pouted and wanted to complain, but Lin Fan, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed, held her hand, so Fang Meng had to swallow her words.

In fact, Fang Dahai just mentioned it, because Fang Meng is indeed still young, and there is no need to rush to have a grandchild.

Then the father-in-law and son-in-law continued chatting, while Fang Meng listened quietly on the side.

"The food is ready, you two stop chatting!"

An hour later, Wang Mei came out and invited everyone to the table for dinner.

"Lin Fan, Xiao Meng, when do you plan to have a child?"

Fang Dahai had just finished answering when Wang Mei asked again. Lin Fan and Fang Meng looked at each other and smiled bitterly.

"Mom, let's have a baby in two or three years. We are still young and there is no rush!"

What else could Lin Fan do? He could only continue to put off his mother-in-law.

After the meal, Lin Fan and Fang Meng ran out of Fang's house as if they were escaping. It was not easy to fool their mother-in-law. She kept nagging them and made them feel sick.

"Brother Lin Fan, when do you think we should have a baby?"

On the way home, Fang Meng asked casually while riding her bike.

"What I just said to your parents is what I really think. I don't want to have a child for the time being!"

"Okay, but the baby is cute!"

"Aren't Roaring Sky Dog and Gun Gun pretty cute too?"

"That's what you said!"

The little fool is so easy to be deceived. He can be led astray by just a few words.

Then the two of them returned to the courtyard, where most of the neighbors were asleep.

There were not many entertainment activities back then. People went to bed early because they had nothing to do. Those who had wives made little people, while those who didn’t had hands-on crafts. This was why the fertility rate was so high in that era.

It’s not like in later generations, where people are still not at home until two or three in the morning, so they don’t have the time and energy to create villains.

Although Lin Fan is not planning to have a little man with his wife, he still has to practice the Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine, right?

So the two of them worked tirelessly to practice the Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine.

"Every time you go off track when you're practicing, originally practicing this martial art wasn't tiring at all, but now it's exhausting every time!"

After the practice, Fang Meng couldn't help but complain. When practicing Huangdi Neijing, a warm current would flow through the body, driving away fatigue and invigorating the spirit. Unfortunately, Lin Fan never followed the routine, and his style became weird as he practiced.

"I couldn't help it. I'll be more careful next time!" Lin Fan smiled awkwardly.

Chapter 238: Yi Zhonghai is forced

"How about I take you for a drive?" Lin Fan suddenly suggested.