Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

Lin Fan shook his head helplessly and went out to wash up.

"Yeah, we can't go anywhere unless Lin Fan wakes up. Why didn't you tell us?"

Lou Xiao'e played the role of a villain and started to complain first, asking Yue Lingshan and Ren Yingying questions.

The two girls looked at each other and smiled helplessly. This turned out to be their fault.

"Lin Fan, will you eat at Yi Zhonghai's lunch banquet and Liu Haizhong's dinner banquet?"

While Lin Fan was washing up, Qin Huairu came over and asked curiously.

"I'm busy. I have to take Fang Meng back to my parents' home at noon, and I'll be back after dinner in the evening!"

Lin Fan shook his head. How could he have the time to attend this apology banquet? Moreover, he was the culprit who made the two people apologize.

"That's right, you don't care about the food here."

Qin Huairu nodded when she heard this. She was right. Lin Fan would not attend the apology banquet hosted by Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong.

"Has Jia Zhang become rich? She has been buying vegetables every day these past two days."

After washing up, Lin Fan asked another question casually.

"She said she bought it with her pension money. She even cooked stir-fried pork with chili peppers and leeks and eggs last night. But she didn't want Xiaodang and I to eat them, so she and Banggeng ate them all!"

"Oh, so you plan to cook for each of you. As expected, Jia Zhang can't live peacefully for two days and will make trouble. Don't cook for her in the future. Let her starve!"

"Yeah, that's what I thought too."

Lin Fan gave Qin Huairu some instructions, then turned around and went home.

"What did you say to Qin Huairu? I haven't seen her for a few days, and she missed her again?"

When Lin Fan returned home, Lou Xiao'e teased him with a smile.

"Then you have more time, do you want to?"

Lin Fan scratched Lou Xiaoe's nose. She was still teasing others, saying that her eyes were glowing green last night.

"I want to, but I can't help it for the sake of the child. But Qin Huairu doesn't have this worry, and I think Sister Ning..."

Lou Xiao'e admitted it openly, and then added that Ning Zhongze was also implicated.

"Stop talking and eat!"

Fang Meng and Ning Zhongze were just bringing the cooked porridge to the table. Ning Zhongze heard Lou Xiao'e talking about herself and quickly interrupted her.

"Sister Ning, are you afraid that I will say something bad about you?"

"Aren't you going out to play? Why don't you hurry up and drink your porridge? Why are you saying bad things about me? Have I offended you?"

"This porridge is too hot. Seriously, Sister Ning, why don't you sleep in our room? Our bed is big, it won't be too crowded even if you add one!"

"Shut up now! I think I should find some poison to make you mute!"

Chapter 589: Vacation in Another World

"Lin Fan, Sister Ning said she wanted to poison me and make me mute. I'm your child's mother. What do you think we should do?"

Lou Xiao'e pretended to be very scared and asked Lin Fan for help.

"If you don't eat, I'll go out to play without you!"

"No, I'll eat it now!"

After hearing Lin Fan's threat, Lou Xiao'e didn't dare to act funny anymore and quickly lowered her head to eat.

While eating, Lin Fan checked his emotional points from yesterday to now and found that he had gained a total of 299869759 emotional points, and he had another 11.5 billion emotional points.

Not bad. A Triceratops worth 500,000 emotions actually helped him achieve nearly three small goals. It was really a small investment with a big return.

Then Lin Fan checked the five items that were refreshed in the system mall today.

The first item is the Flame Dragon Armor which is worth 500 million emotion points. Forget it, it’s not a good deal.

The second item, the Evil Ginseng Beast, is worth 100 million emotion points. What do I need this thing for? Am I going to release it and kill people randomly?

The third item is the speed of light, which is worth 300 million emotion points. However, I already have the Thunder Fruit, so the speed of thunder is enough, and the speed of light may not be as good.

The fourth item is Black Widow, which is worth two million emotional points. What’s the use of a female agent?

The fifth item is Nick Fury’s eye patch, which is worth five emotion points. This is a joke. What do I need that black-boiled egg eye patch for?

None of the five items were useful, so Lin Fan closed the system mall helplessly.

"set off!"

After everyone finished breakfast, Lin Fan announced their departure, and they arrived in the world of Genshin Impact together.

"Go find Ke Li first, then find Jean!"

Arriving at the territory of the Knights of the Genshin World, Lin Fan saw that Lou Xiaoe and the others were all looking at him, obviously waiting for him to make a decision.

"Traveler!"

The knight guarding the door of the confinement room saluted Lin Fan.

"Hello, is Kelly in the detention room?"

"Yes, Kelly is in the confinement room reflecting on her mistakes!"

As Lin Fan expected, little Keli was locked up again. He opened the door of the confinement room and saw Keli lying on the table, apparently asleep.

Lin Fan walked in slowly and found that what was on Klee's desk was not the bomb that she loved to study the most, but a picture of three people, two adults and one child. The man on the left was Lin Fan, the little person in the middle was Klee herself, and Lin Fan guessed that the woman on the right should be Klee's mother Alice.

Lin Fan felt very upset for a moment. He had only played with Keli a few times. Was he so important in her heart?

"Kelly, Kelly!"

Lin Fan called out to Klee softly. Klee opened her eyes sleepily and found that it was Lin Fan in front of her. She rubbed her eyes quickly and confirmed that it was Lin Fan. A warm smile immediately spread across Klee's face.

"Big brother, you're here!"

"Yes, big brother, can you take Keli out to play?"

"Okay, okay, no, big brother is a good person, and Keli is a bad kid. After I finish this confinement and reflect on myself, I will come back to you to take me out to play!"

Keli was very happy at first, but then she lowered her head and refused sullenly for some reason.

"Hahaha, little Keri is not a bad kid. Come on, I'll talk to Qin for you!"

Lin Fan touched Keli's head which was drooping due to depression, then carried her to the office of Captain Qin.

"Keli, do you remember your sister?"

On the way to find Qin, Lou Xiao'e teased Keli.

"Keli knows, it's Sister Xiao'e, Sister Xiaomeng, Sister Lingshan, Sister Ning, and Sister Ren!"

Keli lay on Lin Fan's shoulder and greeted the four girls behind Lin Fan.

"You're so good, can you give me a hug, sister? Or you can call me mommy!"

When Lou Xiao'e saw how well-behaved Keli was, she felt both happy and distressed.

"Oh no, Keli is not a child anymore!"

Keli shook her head like a rattle, then buried her head in Lin Fan's arms.

"Xiao'e, you are not looking for a daughter, you are clearly looking for a little rival in love for yourself!"

Lou Xiao'e was dumbfounded when she saw this, while Fang Meng and the others laughed and teased her.

"Qin, are you busy working again?"

Lin Fan swaggered into Qin's office, where Qin was concentrating on her work.

"Lin Fan, you're here. Why did you bring Keli out again? You're almost spoiling her!"

Qin was delighted when she heard the voice, but felt helpless when she saw Keli in Lin Fan's arms.

"There's nothing wrong with Klee except that she likes playing with bombs. She has the Four-Leaf Clover Constellation, so she won't hurt herself. Plus, she knows her limits, so she won't hurt others. Isn't that enough?"

"But she has almost blown up all the fish in Starfall Lake. Moreover, the water in Starfall Lake is the material for making wine. If it is blown up by her bouncing bombs, Mond Winery will also be affected!"

Jean sighed. She also felt sorry for Klee, but as the leader of the Mondstadt Knights, she also had to consider Mondstadt.

"I'm sorry to trouble you, Keli. Don't go fry fish secretly in the future. How about I take you to fry fish every other day?"

Lin Fan knew Qin's dilemma, so he put Keli on the ground and talked to her softly.

"Keli knows she is wrong. She will listen to big brother. Besides, Keli will never go to Xingluo Lake to fry fish again!"

Kelly knew she had done something wrong, so she admitted her mistake generously.

"You're so good. Big brother will take Keli to fry fish in the sea later."

"The traveler is unexpectedly gentle. It makes my heart beat faster!"

Just then a lazy and charming voice was heard. Lin Fan looked and found that it was Lisa.

"Oh, it's Lisa...sister!"

Kelly was so scared that she quickly hid behind Lin Fan, which shows how much psychological trauma Lisa had left on her.

"Little cutie Keli, your sister will be sad if you do this!"

Lisa pretended to look sad, but no one present believed her.

"Jin, are you free? I'll take you and Keli out for some relaxation?"

"Sorry, I have too much work, so I may not be able to do it today."

Although Qin was very tempted by Lin Fan's invitation, she still politely declined.

"Why didn't you invite me? Is it because we don't know each other?"

Lisa smiled charmingly, then walked lightly to Lin Fan and asked.

"Yes, and you are a great evil that will make my woman feel inferior."

As Lin Fan spoke, he took a deep look at Lisa's tall breasts.

The two-dimensional and three-dimensional worlds are different. Everyone has a big heart. Jean is already very big, but she is still a model lower than Lisa.

"Hate it, what a straightforward brat. Well, since no one wants me, I'll just have to go back to reading!"