Naruto: A bird in a cage can't trap me Fenghou Qimen

"You know what? It's been quite uneasy here lately. I heard someone saw the ghost of a dead warrior..."

"Shh! You can't tell this. If the warrior ghost hears it, he will come looking for you at night!"

When talking about the warrior ghosts, the faces of passers-by changed drastically. They didn't even bother to eat melons and left the scene in a hurry.

During this period, a few people who couldn't resist their curiosity came to consult, but they all retreated because of Fengqi's high bid.

They are different from wandering ninjas with special purposes. Ordinary people can barely make ends meet and definitely don't want to spend this "wasted money".

Feng Qi was quite open-minded about this. After all, it was a matter of equal exchange and it all depended on fate.

Time passed quietly, and in the afternoon, the fortune-telling stall welcomed a special customer: a fat boy dressed in luxurious clothes.

"Hey! Do you know everything? Can you tell me how to get the girl I like?"

Feng Qi, who was lying on the chair with his head resting on his arms, opened his eyes and came out of the state of comprehending Qi Chakra.

He casually glanced at the fat boy in front of him who came from a well-off family and was only six or seven years old.

"Sorry, I'm a fortune teller, and your question touches upon my blind spot of knowledge." Feng Qi said slowly.

"What? You don't even know this kind of thing, and you still have the nerve to say that you know how everything in the world changes."

Xiaopang curled his lips in disdain and sneered at the flags beside the stall.

"Because usually there are only a bunch of girls running after me, and I really haven't experienced the situation you mentioned."

Feng Qi's casual words immediately broke Xiaopang's defense, and his face turned red and he started swearing.

Showing off, this guy who doesn't look serious is definitely showing off!

"But I can tell you about your luck with love."

Feng Qi put his arms away, smoothed the hair that was scattered on his face behind him, and slowly sat up straight.

"I don't want it. Others are only interested in my money, but she is different!"

Xiaopang clenched his fists and looked determined.

A smile of white moonlight appeared in front of his eyes, and he stood there smiling foolishly.

You know what, even at such a young age, he is quite principled.

Although children in the Naruto world are indeed precocious, the fat boy in front of Feng Qi really refreshed his cognition.

"So you want to attract the other person's attention?" Feng Qi asked.

"That's right! Is there any good solution?"

Hearing that there was a chance, Xiaopang quickly put away the infatuated look on his face, and seriously moved his big head over, lying on the fortune-telling stall, staring at Feng Qi with burning eyes.

Feng Qi looked up and down at the boy who was as fat as a stone pillar and gave him some pertinent advice: "Women all admire strong men. Your appearance is probably hopeless. You can try to become stronger."

Xiaopang: "..."

It’s too depressing that the appearance is hopeless!

Although he was given the direction to become more attractive, he really couldn't be happy.

"Then what can I do to become stronger? I don't have the talent to be a ninja." He asked gloomily.

After thinking for a while, Feng Qi raised a finger and said, "Do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10-kilometer long-distance run every day."

"Persevere in this way for more than three years and you will get the results you want."

"Huh?! That's so much, and you still have to keep going for three years?!"

Xiaopang was completely blinded and almost fainted from fright.

Born in a wealthy family, he developed the habit of being lazy and gluttonous since childhood. Not to mention exercising, he even had to be carried by servants to go to places a little further away.

Just a 10-kilometer long-distance run could cost him his life!

"I see. It seems that your love is just words."

Feng Qi made himself a pot of tea and said with a hint of sarcasm.

"But, damn it! I'll prove it to you! No, it's just exercise!"

Xiaopang's fighting spirit was completely ignited. Thinking of Bai Yueguang's healing smile, there seemed to be an unyielding flame burning deep in his eyes.

A brat is always a brat...

Feng Qi took a sip of tea leisurely.

Seeing that the burning little fat man was about to turn around and go back to fight for love, he called out to him, "Wait."

"So there must be another way, right? What? You're not as annoying as you look~"

The little fat boy ran back happily, his eyes full of hope.

"No, I just want to tell you that emotional counseling also costs money."

"……Grass!"

Looking at the fat man's figure gradually going away, Feng Qi folded the two thousand tael bills and put them away.

The world outside Konoha is not that difficult.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 31 Shocking Tsunade, the most bizarre S-class rebel in history

Feng Qi spent the next few days in the Bird Kingdom.

After hearing that the bounty ninjas in the nearby village were burned to ashes, the wandering ninjas were tactful and did not reveal Feng Qi's identity.

——At least no one has come over to make trouble for themselves so far.

Here's the thing.

The man who got the great luck in gambling from Fengqi went to the casino and gambled against mature women.

At first he was a little skeptical and acted quite conservatively.

It was not until he won several games in a row against the blonde woman and earned several thousand taels that all the wandering ninjas were stunned.

Seeing this, the leader of the gang tried to follow Feng Qi's advice and returned to his hometown to reclaim the abandoned fields using earth escape.

As luck would have it, several gold coins were dug out from the thick layer of soil!

These two things made the other wandering ninjas who received "guidance" from Fengqi no longer able to remain calm. They all threw themselves into their own plans to make money, and they all reaped rewards!

As its reputation spread, the fortune-telling stall's business gradually became prosperous through word of mouth from some residents whose fortunes had been fulfilled.

The title of "Mr. Fortune Teller" has even reached the ears of the nobles and daimyo of the Bird Country!

Just as Feng Qi had expected at the beginning, the fortune-telling industry actually has some potential in the feudal-minded Naruto society.

If he didn't have the identity of a traitor ninja, which could bring him trouble and danger at any time, he would have wanted to just stay there in the Land of Birds!

That day, after calculating his marriage fate with a fat woman with dark spots all over her face, Feng Qi began to pack up his stall.

He had earned almost enough money for the trip, and had completely adapted to the flow of Qi chakra in his body. Power was gushing out continuously, and his physical condition was almost perfect.

Next it’s time to continue our journey westwards to find something to curb our expanding desires!

As if he was waiting for something, Feng Qi closed his stall very slowly and leisurely.

Just as he slowly folded the flag and put it into the small box he carried with him.

In the reflection of the setting sun, two slender shadows extended from the end of the street and slowly approached this side.

The crunching sound of sandals stepping on the ground came from far away, and a heavy feeling of oppression followed.

"Excuse me, can you, the fortune teller who is called a half-immortal by the townspeople, also help me calculate my fortune?"

Feng Qi slowly put the small box back where it was and looked up in the direction of the low and sexy voice.

Her long, light-blonde hair, braided into a large ponytail, fluttered in the breeze, occasionally covering the blue-purple mark on her forehead.

A mature, fair face, bright brown eyes, light red lips, and quite eye-catching red nails.

This is a sexy woman who will subconsciously become "depressed" at a glance. She wears a tea green long gown with black edges, a loose sleeveless top similar to a kimono, a black cloth belt around her waist, and dark blue cropped trousers.

Behind the woman, an ordinary woman holding a pink ninja pig in her arms followed slowly.

The talented young talent that was expected did not show up, but a big fat sheep showed up instead!

Feng Qi retracted his gaze, looked into the other person's eyes, waved his hand, and said calmly: "Customer, I'm very sorry, I have closed my stall. If you want to have your fortune told, please come back tomorrow."

"Alas, I thought changing places might change my luck, but I keep losing these past few days. That damn wandering ninja!"

The mature woman ignored Feng Qi's words, scratched her hair roughly, and said to herself, "Hey, do you have any tips for changing your luck? Or when will my gambling luck be better?"

Hearing this, before Feng Qi could respond, the ordinary woman behind him twitched her mouth.

Didn’t you just say that you would stop gambling after losing the last round? If you keep losing like this, Tuntun (Ninja Pig) will really be mortgaged! !

"Cough cough."

Looking at the other person's distressed expression, Feng Qi coughed twice with a guilty conscience.

If I guessed correctly, the wandering ninja she mentioned was the one he introduced...

"Hey! I'm asking you a question! Tell me how I can change my luck." The woman stared at Feng Qi impatiently.

She seemed to be in a bad temper.

"Well, I have a fee standard for fortune-telling here." Feng Qi said in a deep voice.

The mature woman's eyes flashed as she glanced at the pink piglet in the arms of her follower behind her.

Pig:Σ(дlll)

Don't come over here!

"Two thousand taels, right? I, I have some here."

In the end, the ordinary short-haired woman took out her dry wallet, pulled out two coins and handed them to Feng Qi.

"Hold on."

Feng Qi took the coin, closed his eyes and entered the interior.

After a few seconds, he suddenly opened his eyes and a few drops of cold sweat seeped out of his forehead.